Which base game chad always ends up becoming your husband in the end?

I have had SO MANY SIMS (male, female, occult, etc.) steal Bjorn from his fam it's literally not even funny at this point, it's like tradition for every save to have some form of Bjorn-based shenanigans. If we're talking pure base game, Don also ends up with quite a few of my sims but it's never permanent (because, hello, it's Don...) and lately I've been targeting Eric, Bob, Geoffrey and ol' Morty a lot more than usual...

...So this is where I come to terms with my being a virtual homewrecker, I can honestly say I never thought this day would come, lol