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Sims don't dress selves, random nudity, and baristas showing up at restaurant.
Product: The Sims 4 Platform:PC Which language are you playing the game in? English How often does the bug occur? Every time (100%) What is your current game version number? 1.54.120.1020 What e...
I've discovered that going to the Origin launcher, clicking the gear next to The Sims 4 and choosing "repair" from the options will fix most of these problems. It fixes the sims not dressing themselves problem 100% without a doubt, apartment living or not. It also fixes service sims (like chefs and baristas) showing up on apartment lots. I can only assume it fixes the restaurant issue as well, though I didn't get to test that as I did a fresh install and only chose the "repair" option when my game started getting wonky again.
If anyone else has the problems I was having, I strongly recommend going into your game launcher and choosing to "repair" the game, which will start validating the files and seems to fix the game.
