More adventures with the Hams!
When we last left them, they were gettin' down with it. After work, Pam felt a bit ... ill. Oh dear.
Meanwhile, Sam was exploring the lovely sub-arctic countryside, when he found a wild cockatoo.
Sam: Will you be my friend?
Cockatoo: *sqwawk*
Sam: Yaaaay! I will name you Lampshade.
Lampshade: Actually my name is Filbert, Destroyer of All Who Oppose, Lord of . . . birdseed. *squawk*
Pam was resting beside the hotsprings, looking a little P'Oed.
Pam: I'm not P'Oed! I'm happier than a hyena on Wednesday! And yes, I am a little rotund. *giggle*
So, Pam does that mean your -
Pam: Porkers? Yep. I've got a bun in there.
Oh dear. Here are a few books to read, you might need them.
A few days later ....
Pam was talking about the addiction of watermelons to hyenas with Sam when all of a sudden she felt something happening to her.
Pam: It's coming! Saaam!
Sam: Yes my round ball of fractic beauty? Oh no! You're having a baby! Stay there!
Pam: Not much choice, oh purple haired love of my life!
For some reason, she almost went invisible when she was in labour ... alien heritage, perhaps?
Welcome baby girl Kevin!
The baby was normal looking, thank goodness. However when she grew up ...
She looked just like her proud daddy. Five more babies to go! The Hams were multiplying :)