Abe's in Toyland: Prizes Walkthrough
Simpsons Gingerbread Couch
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Task: Tap Simpsons Gingerbread Couch
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Scholarly Abuse Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: Grampa's in town!
Lisa: You mean, he got on the wrong bus and ended up downtown instead of at Swim-er-cize?
Homer: No, not your grampa. My grampa. Grampa Orville Simpson! Although your grampa did that.
Lisa: Wow. My great-grampa is here? Wasn't he a professional child disciplinarian?
Homer: Yeah, but that was years ago. I’m sure he’s mellowed by now.
Orville: Homer! Get over here! You’re due for a salutary whipping!
Homer: Ahh!
Task: Make Orville Surprise the Simpsons
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Scholarly Abuse Pt. 2
Orville starts
Orville: So, this is my great-grandson. Is his spirit properly broken into obedience yet?
Bart: Not likely, wrinklepuss.
Orville: You dare talk back to your elder?! Homer, inflict corporal punishment on your boy.
Bart: My dad doesn’t believe in corporal punishment.
Homer: I don’t believe in anything that requires me o get up off the couch.
Orville: *grits teeth*
Task: Make Orville Patent New Techniques
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Scholarly Abuse Pt. 3
Orville starts
Orville: Eureka, a breakthrough in parenting!
Lisa: Are you giving up on being a strict disciplinarian?
Orville: No, I've engineered a new move. It's a strangle, a scorn gaze, followed by a stern talk.
Lisa: That's terrible! Great-Grampa, no one believes in those methods.
Orville: Oh really? This fellow does.
Cletus: I gots fifty-eight young’uns. Spare the rod and spoil the child-uncle.
Task: Make Orville Demonstrate Proper Parenting
Time: 4h
Wiggum: Sir, corporal punishment of children is not allowed in this city.
Wiggum: Just let them grow up, and let us start tasing them.
Orville: You know, I taught your father, Patrick Wiggum. Tried to beat the fatness out of him, but it never took.
Lisa: Maybe you should learn something from that.
Orville: Never!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Grampa's London Fling Pt. 1
Edwina starts
Edwina: Hello, Abe! It's good to see you again.
Grampa: Edwina! My English girlfriend from World War Two. What are you doing here?
Edwina: Escaping Brexit. Also, I hear you’ve got chocolates, nylons, and cigarettes.
Grampa: I’m glad to see you. But things have changed since the war. Back then I had to live fast, because death could come at any moment.
Edwina: So basically just like now...
Task: Make Edwina Escape Brexit
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Grampa's London Fling Pt. 2
Edwina starts
Edwina: I’m very glad I made this visit to America. So many handsome, eligible men at the Retirement Castle.
Jasper: We’re having a dance tonight. Starts at six, ends at six fifteen. Maybe you’d like to come.
Edwina: I’d be delighted. It’ll be just like going to a U.S.O. dance in London during the war.
Edwina: Meanwhile, I’ll entertain myself by comparing chips, which is what we call French fries, and French fries, which is what you call chips.
Task: Make Edwina Compare Chips
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Grampa's London Fling Pt. 3
Grampa starts
Grampa: Damn it, Jasper, have you been making time with my girl, Edwina?
Jasper: I can’t help it if she likes a beard that’s as thick and bristly as a front door mat.
Edwina: Boys, I’m nobody’s girl. I’ll date whomever I want.
Grampa: Aw, I hate these modern ideas from these modern girls. By which I mean anyone born after 1925.
Jasper: And I hate anyone who speaks such fancy English that she knows when to use “whomever”.
Task: Make Edwina Be Free-Spirited
Time: 24h
Location: Springfield Retirement Castle
Task: Make Grampa Grumble
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Retirement Castle
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
The Art of Abe Simpson Pt. 1
Philip Hefflin starts
Grampa: Well, if it isn’t my old friend and photographer, Phil Hefflin. You’re a long way from your home in Marfa, Texas.
Philip Hefflin: I had to get out of Marfa.
Philip Hefflin: It’s become such a tourist spot, because of its famous minimalist art galleries and the largest Dairy Queen north of the Pecos.
Philip Hefflin: I thought maybe Springfield could be my next art mecca.
Grampa: I don’t see why not. We got five fellas named Art living right here at the Retirement Castle.
Task: Make Philip Hefflin Do a Candid Photo Shoot
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Art of Abe Simpson Pt. 2
Philip Hefflin starts
Philip Hefflin: This town is fantastic for artsy pictures, Abe.
Philip Hefflin: There’s nothing more artistic than broken down cars, slums, and strange cat ladies.
Grampa: Yep, they call Springfield “America’s Toxic Waste Dump” for a reason.
Philip Hefflin: Now all I need are some photographs of a broken-down old resident who has lost all hope.
Grampa: If you want me to be your model again, you don’t have to ask twice.
Grampa: However, you have to pay once.
Task: Make Philip Hefflin Make Abe Art
Time: 4h
On job start:
Gorgeous Grampa: I call this pose “Gorgeous Grampa”.
Philip Hefflin: Very nice. Now hold for nine hours while I paint you.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Art of Abe Simpson Pt. 3
Philip Hefflin starts
Philip Hefflin: Abe, I’m heading home, to the wide-open spaces and frequent tornadoes of Marfa, Texas.
Philip Hefflin: I had fun in Springfield, but I don’t think it’s ever going to become an artistic mecca.
Grampa: Don’t say that! Artwise, Springfield is super-trendy.
Grampa: We have a graffiti artist named “El Barto” who does some amazing protest art about principals who are wieners.
Philip Hefflin: We had some good times when we were young, didn’t we Abe? Too bad that now we’re old.
Grampa: Speak for yourself. I’m still as sharp as a five-year-old cheddar.
Task: Make Philip Hefflin and Grampa Fall Asleep While Reminiscing
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Retirement Castle
Requires: Grampa
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Food for the Soul Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Hey, what happened to Luigi’s restaurant?
Rita LaFleur: I bought it. I’m opening a jazz bar and café!
Lisa: That’s fantastic! I’ll be your very first customer.
Rita LaFleur: Wonderful! You better grab your table now, because I’m expecting a lot more customers.
Task: Make Rita LaFleur Open a Restaurant
Time: 4h
Location: Luigi's
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Food for the Soul Pt. 2
Grampa starts
Grampa: So, Rita, how’s your new jazz café coming along?
Rita LaFleur: Just great. I’ve already got my first customer, your granddaughter Lisa.
Rita LaFleur: Abe, how about we play something together for opening night. Like old times, yeah.
Grampa: You betcha, Rita. But you better buy some more tables, because that is definitely going to pack the customers in!
Task: Make Rita LaFleur Play Romantic Tune
Time: 12h
Location: Fallen Diva Apartments
Requires: Grampa
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Food for the Soul Pt. 3
Luigi starts
Luigi: So, you want to sell my old restaurant back to me.
Rita LaFleur: Yeah. I only ever got one customer, Lisa Simpson.
Rita LaFleur: Also, she only bought one cup of herbal tea and she’s been nursing it for five hours.
Lisa: What do you want? I’m a jazz fan. I’m cheap.
Luigi: I’ll buy the restaurant back on one condition: you sing me a scat song like Louis Prima!
Task: Make Rita LaFleur Perform Scat Solo
Time: 4h
Location: Fallen Diva Apartments
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Task: Tap Simpsons Gingerbread Couch
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Scholarly Abuse Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: Grampa's in town!
Lisa: You mean, he got on the wrong bus and ended up downtown instead of at Swim-er-cize?
Homer: No, not your grampa. My grampa. Grampa Orville Simpson! Although your grampa did that.
Lisa: Wow. My great-grampa is here? Wasn't he a professional child disciplinarian?
Homer: Yeah, but that was years ago. I’m sure he’s mellowed by now.
Orville: Homer! Get over here! You’re due for a salutary whipping!
Homer: Ahh!
Task: Make Orville Surprise the Simpsons
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Scholarly Abuse Pt. 2
Orville starts
Orville: So, this is my great-grandson. Is his spirit properly broken into obedience yet?
Bart: Not likely, wrinklepuss.
Orville: You dare talk back to your elder?! Homer, inflict corporal punishment on your boy.
Bart: My dad doesn’t believe in corporal punishment.
Homer: I don’t believe in anything that requires me o get up off the couch.
Orville: *grits teeth*
Task: Make Orville Patent New Techniques
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Scholarly Abuse Pt. 3
Orville starts
Orville: Eureka, a breakthrough in parenting!
Lisa: Are you giving up on being a strict disciplinarian?
Orville: No, I've engineered a new move. It's a strangle, a scorn gaze, followed by a stern talk.
Lisa: That's terrible! Great-Grampa, no one believes in those methods.
Orville: Oh really? This fellow does.
Cletus: I gots fifty-eight young’uns. Spare the rod and spoil the child-uncle.
Task: Make Orville Demonstrate Proper Parenting
Time: 4h
Wiggum: Sir, corporal punishment of children is not allowed in this city.
Wiggum: Just let them grow up, and let us start tasing them.
Orville: You know, I taught your father, Patrick Wiggum. Tried to beat the fatness out of him, but it never took.
Lisa: Maybe you should learn something from that.
Orville: Never!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Grampa's London Fling Pt. 1
Edwina starts
Edwina: Hello, Abe! It's good to see you again.
Grampa: Edwina! My English girlfriend from World War Two. What are you doing here?
Edwina: Escaping Brexit. Also, I hear you’ve got chocolates, nylons, and cigarettes.
Grampa: I’m glad to see you. But things have changed since the war. Back then I had to live fast, because death could come at any moment.
Edwina: So basically just like now...
Task: Make Edwina Escape Brexit
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Grampa's London Fling Pt. 2
Edwina starts
Edwina: I’m very glad I made this visit to America. So many handsome, eligible men at the Retirement Castle.
Jasper: We’re having a dance tonight. Starts at six, ends at six fifteen. Maybe you’d like to come.
Edwina: I’d be delighted. It’ll be just like going to a U.S.O. dance in London during the war.
Edwina: Meanwhile, I’ll entertain myself by comparing chips, which is what we call French fries, and French fries, which is what you call chips.
Task: Make Edwina Compare Chips
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Grampa's London Fling Pt. 3
Grampa starts
Grampa: Damn it, Jasper, have you been making time with my girl, Edwina?
Jasper: I can’t help it if she likes a beard that’s as thick and bristly as a front door mat.
Edwina: Boys, I’m nobody’s girl. I’ll date whomever I want.
Grampa: Aw, I hate these modern ideas from these modern girls. By which I mean anyone born after 1925.
Jasper: And I hate anyone who speaks such fancy English that she knows when to use “whomever”.
Task: Make Edwina Be Free-Spirited
Time: 24h
Location: Springfield Retirement Castle
Task: Make Grampa Grumble
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Retirement Castle
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
The Art of Abe Simpson Pt. 1
Philip Hefflin starts
Grampa: Well, if it isn’t my old friend and photographer, Phil Hefflin. You’re a long way from your home in Marfa, Texas.
Philip Hefflin: I had to get out of Marfa.
Philip Hefflin: It’s become such a tourist spot, because of its famous minimalist art galleries and the largest Dairy Queen north of the Pecos.
Philip Hefflin: I thought maybe Springfield could be my next art mecca.
Grampa: I don’t see why not. We got five fellas named Art living right here at the Retirement Castle.
Task: Make Philip Hefflin Do a Candid Photo Shoot
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Art of Abe Simpson Pt. 2
Philip Hefflin starts
Philip Hefflin: This town is fantastic for artsy pictures, Abe.
Philip Hefflin: There’s nothing more artistic than broken down cars, slums, and strange cat ladies.
Grampa: Yep, they call Springfield “America’s Toxic Waste Dump” for a reason.
Philip Hefflin: Now all I need are some photographs of a broken-down old resident who has lost all hope.
Grampa: If you want me to be your model again, you don’t have to ask twice.
Grampa: However, you have to pay once.
Task: Make Philip Hefflin Make Abe Art
Time: 4h
On job start:
Gorgeous Grampa: I call this pose “Gorgeous Grampa”.
Philip Hefflin: Very nice. Now hold for nine hours while I paint you.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Art of Abe Simpson Pt. 3
Philip Hefflin starts
Philip Hefflin: Abe, I’m heading home, to the wide-open spaces and frequent tornadoes of Marfa, Texas.
Philip Hefflin: I had fun in Springfield, but I don’t think it’s ever going to become an artistic mecca.
Grampa: Don’t say that! Artwise, Springfield is super-trendy.
Grampa: We have a graffiti artist named “El Barto” who does some amazing protest art about principals who are wieners.
Philip Hefflin: We had some good times when we were young, didn’t we Abe? Too bad that now we’re old.
Grampa: Speak for yourself. I’m still as sharp as a five-year-old cheddar.
Task: Make Philip Hefflin and Grampa Fall Asleep While Reminiscing
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Retirement Castle
Requires: Grampa
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Food for the Soul Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Hey, what happened to Luigi’s restaurant?
Rita LaFleur: I bought it. I’m opening a jazz bar and café!
Lisa: That’s fantastic! I’ll be your very first customer.
Rita LaFleur: Wonderful! You better grab your table now, because I’m expecting a lot more customers.
Task: Make Rita LaFleur Open a Restaurant
Time: 4h
Location: Luigi's
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Food for the Soul Pt. 2
Grampa starts
Grampa: So, Rita, how’s your new jazz café coming along?
Rita LaFleur: Just great. I’ve already got my first customer, your granddaughter Lisa.
Rita LaFleur: Abe, how about we play something together for opening night. Like old times, yeah.
Grampa: You betcha, Rita. But you better buy some more tables, because that is definitely going to pack the customers in!
Task: Make Rita LaFleur Play Romantic Tune
Time: 12h
Location: Fallen Diva Apartments
Requires: Grampa
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Food for the Soul Pt. 3
Luigi starts
Luigi: So, you want to sell my old restaurant back to me.
Rita LaFleur: Yeah. I only ever got one customer, Lisa Simpson.
Rita LaFleur: Also, she only bought one cup of herbal tea and she’s been nursing it for five hours.
Lisa: What do you want? I’m a jazz fan. I’m cheap.
Luigi: I’ll buy the restaurant back on one condition: you sing me a scat song like Louis Prima!
Task: Make Rita LaFleur Perform Scat Solo
Time: 4h
Location: Fallen Diva Apartments
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
