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Destination Springfield: Prizes Walkthrough

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The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 1

Marge starts

Marge: The Eiffel Tower! It's so romantic.
Homer: Yeah, it's just like being in Paris. The beautiful sights, the classy tourists...
Snake: And the pickpockets! Yoink!

Task: Make Springfielders Complain About Crime
Time: 4h
Location: Eiffel Tower

The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 2

Homer starts

Wiggum: Okay, we've got crime totally under control around the Eiffel Tower. So enjoy yourselves, people.
Wiggum: Lou, how about a nice romantic photo of us in front of the Eiffel Tower?
Lou: Well, that's a lovely thought, Chief.
Wiggum: Sir, could you take our picture?
Snake: Delighted. Sweet camera, bro… Yoink!

Task: Make Homer Laugh at Police Incompetence
Time: 4h
Location: Eiffel Tower

The Iron-Alloy Giant Pt. 3

Marge starts

Marge: Come on, Homie, I want to kiss you on the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Quimby: By all means do so. Access to the top is free…
Quimby: …if you climb the stairs. The elevator costs thirty-eight dollars. Per person.
Wiggum: The true crime here is gouging tourists. And like all crimes, it's one I can't solve.

Task: Make Homer Climb the Stairs
Time: 4h
Location: Eiffel Tower

Homer: Well, it took three days and eight resupply missions by Bart, but I made it to the top of the Eiffel Tower. For free.
Homer: Kiss me, Marge.
Marge: Looks like you stole my heart.
Homer: Mmmm, yoink.

Take an Educational Tour

Skinner starts

Task: Make Skinner Take an Educational Tour
Time: 2h
Location: Eiffel Tower

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Maurice Acquired Dialogue

Auto starts

Homer: Marge, I found a donkey! Can I keep him?
Bart: Hey, that's Maurice. He humiliated me when I was an exchange student in France.
Bart: That donkey hates my guts.
Homer: Now we're definitely keeping him.

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Bastille This Movie Pt. 1

Lisa starts

Lisa: Behold the Bastille, Louis XVI's notorious royal prison, until it was destroyed in the French Revolution.
Homer: Doesn't look so bad. I bet Nicolas Cage could escape from it.
Apu: Could not.
Homer: Could too. He figured out National Treasure, he can figure out anything.

Task: Make Springfielders Debate Nicolas Cage's Escape Abilities
Time: 4h
Location: Bastille
Task: Make Springfielders Watch Nicolas Cage Movies
Time: 4h
Location: Bastille

Bastille This Movie Pt. 2

Marge starts

Marge: The Bastille is so romantic! Let's pretend that you're an imprisoned French nobleman, and I'm your faithful wife.
Homer: Lady Marge, with your help I will escape. Just smuggleth in a Glock 9mm semi-auto under thy petticoats.
Marge: I shall! Also a case of canned ham to keep up thy noble strength.
Lisa: Is there anything worse than historically inaccurate role-play?
Bart: Hearing you complain about it.

Task: Make Homer Role Play
Time: 4h
Location: Bastille
Task: Make Lisa Sulk About Anachronisms
Time: 4h
Location: Bastille

Sample French Accommodations

Snake starts

Task: Make Snake Sample French Accommodations
Time: 24h
Location: Bastille

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The French Love Connection Pt. Un

Ugolin starts

Ugolin: Now that we are in this wretched country, how shall we earn the money?
César: Just as in France. Selling wine laced with anti-freeze and turning endangered animals into fashion accessories.
Ugolin: Ah. In America I had hoped to make a new start.
César: This is a new start. Instead of making our own wine, we just buy it in boxes from Sprawlmart.
César: America has already taught us its greatest lesson: don't even try.

Task: Make César Sell Street Wine
Time: 4h
Task: Make Ugolin Buy Endangered Animals
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House

The French Love Connection Pt. Deux

César starts

César: I don't understand it. No one is buying my anti-freeze laced wine.
César: Stupid Americans don't know good wine when they see it.
César: Which means they shouldn't know bad wine when I sell it.
Ugolin: We have no money for food!
César: Fear not. Where rats roam, no Frenchman shall go hungry.

Task: Make César Try to Think of a Way to Make Money
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Task: Make Ugolin Hunt for Rats
Time: 1h
Location: Brown House

The French Love Connection Pt. Trois

Ugolin starts

Ugolin: César, I know how we can succeed in America!
Ugolin: Americans are crazy for therapy, no? And we Frenchmen are experts in love, yes?
César: Yes. I mean, no. Just tell me the plan!
Ugolin: We shall become late-night talk radio love therapists!

Task: Make César Practice Love Therapy
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Task: Make Ugolin Practice Love Therapy
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House

The French Love Connection Pt. Quatre

Ugolin starts

Ugolin: Welcome to the French Love Connection. I'm Ugolin.
César: And I'm César, Love PhD. First caller, what is your question?
Milhouse: There's this girl I like but she only thinks of me as her brother's friend. Can you give me some advice?
César: Life is meaningless. Surrender hope and sink into drink and despair.
Ugolin: Or, try and find some shared interests.

Task: Make César Give Existentialist Advice
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Task: Make Ugolin Give Practical Advice
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Task: Make Springfielders Listen to French Love Connection
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House

The French Love Connection Pt. Cinq

César starts

Quimby: Hello, French Love Connection.
Quimby: I promised to take my wife and Miss Springfield to the same party. What do I do?
César: Nothing. Reality is a joke played by an uncaring universe.
Quimby: I see. So maybe I say I have a headache.
Ugolin: César, your fatalistic ennui is not helping our callers make love connections.
Ugolin: Until you can commit to the therapeutic agenda, our partnership is done!

Task: Make Ugolin Go His Own Way
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Make César Smoke French Cigarettes
Time: 4h
Location: Bastille or Brown House

The French Love Connection Pt. Six

Ugolin starts

Ugolin: César, mon uncle, I have realized that without you, I am nothing.
César: Perhaps the true French Love Connection is between you and I.
Ugolin: Our partnership is restored. We will rise to new heights.
César: No doubt. Meanwhile, I'm hungry.
Ugolin: Rat hunt?

Task: Make Ugolin Hunt Rats
Time: 1h
Location: Brown House
Task: Make César Hunt Rats
Time: 1h
Location: Brown House

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    LPNintendoITA
    8 years ago
    Fuji's Peak Pt. 1

    Apu starts

    Quimby: I hereby commemorate the opening of Springfield's very own replica Mount Fuji.
    Bart: It's a mountain. So what?
    Skinner: Where to begin! Mount Fuji is a sacred Shinto site, a uniquely symmetrical stratovolcano, and it's home to the rare Japanese nuthatch!
    Skinner: Our town will soon be inundated with eager nuthatch hunters.
    Apu: Birdwatchers! Double the price of floppy hats and leather sandals!

    Task: Make Entrepreneurs Increase Prices
    Time: 4h
    Location: Shops or Eatery
    Task: Make Bullies Prepare for an Influx of Birders
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House

    Fuji's Peak Pt. 2

    Lisa starts

    Moe: This Mount Fuji is taking up a lot of space, but it ain't making me no money. It's like when Barney passes out on my doorstep.
    Lisa: Well, we could lead tours of pilgrims eager to meditate on its sacred slopes.
    Moe: Love the humor, kid, but try to focus.
    Bart: We could build a giant roller coaster inside it. “The Fuji Plunge of Fear.”
    Moe: Now, *this* kid gets it!

    Task: Make Quimby Recruit Feargineers
    Time: 4h
    Location: Town Hall

    Fuji's Peak Pt. 3

    Lisa starts

    Lisa: Mayor Quimby, Mount Fuji is a sacred place of calm serenity. A roller coaster would be completely inappropriate.
    Lisa: I will not let you turn our cheap replica in a low-rent JapanWorld into a lousy tourist attraction.
    Lisa: Mr. Flanders and I are starting a protest.
    Quimby: Wonderful. My father always said, all roller-coaster publicity is good roller-coaster publicity. He really did.

    Task: Make Lisa Protest
    Time: 4h
    Location: Town Hall
    Task: Make Ned Protest
    Time: 4h
    Location: Town Hall
    Task: Make Quimby Plan the Fuji Plunge of Fear
    Time: 4h
    Location: Town Hall

    Fuji's Peak Pt. 4

    Lisa starts

    Homer: Either there's a rumble in my belly, or that mountain is happy to see me.

    Mount Fuji: People of Springfield, I am angry you are trying to build a roller coaster inside me, like I'm a cheap amusement park hill.
    Lisa: I knew it! You want respectful pilgrims, right?
    Mount Fuji: No, they suck too. Everybody just scram, or I'll destroy you with a terrible eruption.
    Quimby: We hear and obey, Mighty Mountain. Er, vote Quimby!

    Task: Make Springfielders Worship Mount Fuji
    Time: 4h
    Location: Mount Fuji

    Lisa: Bart, that was you inside the mountain making it talk, wasn't it?
    Bart: Yep. That giant hollow interior makes your voice sound huge!
    Lisa: You think you could have “Mount Fuji” order the Mayor to fund a band camp?
    Bart: Anything for you, sis.

    Springfield's Seafood Concern Pt. 1

    Homer starts

    Homer: Mayor Quimby, our new JapanWorld seems pretty good.
    Homer: But as an American, I can't really enjoy something unless there's a corporate mascot ordering me to have fun.
    Duffman: It is a problem. Oh yeah!
    Quimby: Let the search for our JapanWorld party animal begin.

    Task: Make Osaka Squid Apply to be the JapanWorld Mascot
    Time: 4h
    Location: Town Hall
    If the user has Akira: Task: Make Akira Apply to be the JapanWorld Mascot
    Time: 4h
    Location: Town Hall

    Springfield's Seafood Concern Pt. 2

    Osaka Seafood Concern Squid starts

    Quimby: Meet the two applicants to be the new JapanWorld mascot.
    Quimby: Osaka Squid, who has had a distinguished career as the spokesman for Osaka Seafood Concern.
    Quimby: And Chef Akira, who is real.
    Quimby: Mr. Squid, perhaps you could show us your party moves.

    Task: Make Osaka Squid Make Party Moves
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House

    Quimby: That squid is good.
    Homer: Yeah, but Akira could make a pretty good sashimi out of him.

    Springfield's Seafood Concern Pt. 3

    Osaka Seafood Concern Squid starts

    Quimby: Osaka Squid, why should you get the job as JapanWorld mascot?
    Osaka Seafood Concern Squid: I just really, really want it.
    Quimby: That's good enough for me.
    Akira: Wait! I also really, really want it.
    Quimby: I didn't see that coming. Stalemate! Now what?

    Task: Make Osaka Squid Battle Akira for a Job
    Time: 4h
    Location: Town Hall
    If the user has Akira: Requires: Akira

    Quimby: Osaka Squid, you won the battle. You get the job.
    Akira: No fair. He squirted his ink in my eyes. It was supremely painful.
    Quimby: And supremely hilarious. From now on, do that at every party.

    Reality KTV

    Lisa starts

    Lisa: Dad, you're watching Japanese television. I didn't know you were interested in other cultures.
    Homer: I'm not. I lost the remote in my own fat.

    Task: Make Homer Watch KTV
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House

    Homer: Oh, those Japanese come up with the funniest shows!
    Homer: Just look at that fatty on the sofa. He can't even get food in his mouth. He probably doesn't even realize he's on KTV!
    Lisa: Dad, the TV's not even on. You're watching a reflection.
    Homer: I'd hate to be the guy that's a reflection of.

    Apply to Be a Gameshow Host

    Moe starts

    Task: Make Moe Apply to Be a Gameshow Host
    Time: 8h
    Location: KTV Building

    Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 1

    Sakatumi starts

    Sakatumi: I am here to train the proudly obese men of Springfield in the noble art of sumo.
    Sakatumi: I see we have many enthusiastic trainees.
    Wiggum: Actually, I'm only here for the giant diapers. Ralphie's a heavy wetter.
    Sakatumi: Just Ralphie?
    Wiggum: There is another, Sakatumi-san.

    Task: Make Sakatumi Teach Sumo
    Time: 12h
    Location: Sumo Stadium
    Task: Make Springfielders Learn Sumo
    Time: 4h
    Location: Sumo Stadium

    Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 2

    Sakatumi starts

    Sakatumi: You have trained well, men of Springfield, and you have put on weight at a speed that frightens even me.
    Sakatumi: Tomorrow, the Sumo Stadium will mount its first professional match.
    Lucius Sweet: Oh, I best not be seeing what I am hearing. No fights take place in this town unless I am the promoter.
    Fat Tony: And I get my cut. The fat man goes down in the fifth.
    Sakatumi: There is no fifth. And they're all fat!

    Task: Make Sakatumi Calculate His Profit Margins
    Time: 4h
    Location: Sumo Stadium

    Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 3

    Sakatumi starts

    Sakatumi: I cannot afford to pay Lucius Sweet his promoter's fee, give Fat Tony his gambling cuts, and still put on a sumo match worthy of the sport's traditions.
    Homer: Maybe it's for the best. We've really put on a frightening amount of weight.
    Wiggum: I had to buy a loincloth belt extender.
    Sakatumi: But what about my sumo stadium. There must be something I can do with it.

    Task: Make Sakatumi Repurpose the Sumo Stadium
    Time: 4h
    Location: Sumo Stadium

    Flabtastic Creatures Pt. 4

    Sakatumi starts

    Sakatumi: I have found a new purpose for my Sumo Stadium.
    Sakatumi: There is one thing people love even more than the slam of giant bodies onto the floor of a ring.
    Sakatumi: The slam of poetry into their hearts.
    Lisa: You're putting on a Poetry Slam in the Sumo Stadium? I hate to break it to you, but this town does not love high culture.
    Sakatumi: That's because they've never seen it performed by a naked man in a diaper.

    Task: Make Springfielders Watch a Sumo Poetry Slam
    Time: 1h
    Location: Sumo Stadium

    Sakatumi: And now, the winning haiku.
    Homer: Sumo poetry?
    Homer: An ending out of left field.
    Homer: Stadium's Cool, though.

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    LPNintendoITA
    8 years ago
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    Thirteen Monkeys Pt. 1

    Moe starts

    Moe: Hey, Mayor Quimby. Your shipment of monkeys has arrived from Rio de Janeiro.
    Quimby: Wonderful! Nothing adds Brazilian flavor like the screaming of furious primates.
    Moe: Hey, how come they're headed into the barra?
    Homer: They're stealing the fruit from our tropical drinks!

    Task: Make Vicious Monkeys Steal Refreshments
    Time: 4h
    Location: Coconut Babaloo, Maison Derriere or Brown House

    Thirteen Monkeys Pt. 2

    Marge starts

    Marge: Help, an adorable monkey snatched my handbag!
    Nelson: A monkey stole my stolen squishee!
    Milhouse: This one grabbed the camera I was filming it with.
    Quimby: Someone needs to take charge of these thieving monkeys!
    Snake: Uh, I volunteer.

    Task: Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary
    Task: Make Snake Organize a Gang of Monkeys
    Time: 4h
    Location: Coconut Babaloo, Maison Derriere or Brown House

    Fat Tony: Chief Wiggum, when are you going to do something about organized crime in this city?
    Fat Tony: That mob of monkeys is taking over from my mob of mafiosos!
    Wiggum: I'd like to help, but the monkeys stole all our police car keys. They are so cute!

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    Santa Teresa Tram

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    Bart: What's everyone packing onto the tram for? Does it even move?
    Milhouse: Nope. They're just getting in to see the Virgin Mary.
    Bart: She's on the tram?
    Milhouse: She's on a Twinkie on the tram.

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    Flirty Dancing Pt. 1

    Tiago starts

    Quimby: Mr. Tiago, Springfield welcomes your Samba Dance Academy!
    Quimby: Nothing is more Brazilian than a dance no American can do taught by man who hates Americans.
    Tiago: Brazil is overloaded with samba schools. But Springfield is wide open! Here I will teach a new generation of American samba superstars.
    Tiago: And by the way, I love Americans.
    Tiago: Stupid lady.

    Task: Make Tiago Advertise His Samba School
    Time: 4h
    Location: Samba School

    Flirty Dancing Pt. 2

    Tiago starts

    Tiago: So, what powerful, sexy lady will be my first student?
    Lisa: Um, me.
    Tiago: A little girl?! But no, this is perfect... a child I can make into a great champion.
    Tiago: I assume you are very athletic.
    Lisa: Well, I once got a C in dodgeball.
    Tiago: Stupid game-y.

    Task: Make Tiago Give a Samba Lesson
    Time: 4h
    Location: Samba School
    Task: Make Lisa Take a Samba Lesson
    Time: 4h
    Location: Samba School

    Flirty Dancing Pt. 3

    Tiago starts

    Tiago: Lisa, you are much better than I expected. Although I expected very little.
    Tiago: But now you need a partner. A boy with style, panache…
    Tiago: Unfortunately, I could only get Milhouse.
    Milhouse: I hope this doesn't aggravate my ingrown toenails.
    Tiago: Stupid crybaby.

    Task: Make Milhouse Learn Samba
    Time: 4h
    Location: Samba School
    Task: Make Lisa Practice Samba
    Time: 4h
    Location: Samba School

    Flirty Dancing Pt. 4

    Tiago starts

    Tiago: Milhouse, Lisa, *clap*, *clap*. It's time to practice.
    Tiago: Now turn, now dip, now pop, the hip, and... asthma inhaler for Milhouse.
    Milhouse: Thanks! I am really feeling the passion.
    Lisa: I'm feeling the awkwardness.
    Tiago: And I am feeling the annoyance, because my car is in the shop again. Stupid Mercedes!

    Task: Make Tiago Argue With His Mechanic
    Time: 4h
    Location: Samba School
    Task: Make Milhouse Dip Lisa
    Time: 4h
    Location: Samba School
    Task: Make Lisa Think Milhouse is a Dip
    Time: 4h
    Location: Samba School

    Flirty Dancing Pt. 5

    Tiago starts

    Tiago: As word of my two star pupils Lisa and Milhouse has leaked out, students are flocking to my studio.
    Lisa: Actually, I'm quitting. By my count, Milhouse has stepped on my toes 2,567 times. Enough is enough.
    Tiago: But I have entered you in the regional Samba championship. You're a dance-shoe-in to win!
    Tiago: A victory would look impressive on a college application...
    Lisa: I'm in! I can live without toes, but I can't live without extracurriculars.

    Task: Make Tiago Teach the Lambada
    Time: 4h
    Location: Samba School
    Task: Make Springfielders Learn the Lambada
    Time: 4h
    Location: Samba School
    Task: Make Lisa Practice Samba
    Time: 4h
    Location: Samba School
    Task: Make Milhouse Step on Lisa's Toes
    Time: 4h
    Location: Samba School

    Flirty Dancing Pt. 6

    Tiago starts

    Tiago: Milhouse, what is wrong? You are not flinging your nose about with your usual panache.
    Milhouse: Bullies at school were making fun of me for taking dance lessons.
    Milhouse: I'm thinking of trying out for hockey.
    Tiago: *Gasp* You are suicidal! I must step in and talk to these bullies.
    Tiago: We shall see how they treat you once they've been chastised by your flamboyant male dance instructor!
    Tiago: Stupid bullies.

    Task: Make Tiago Chastise Bullies
    Time: 4h
    Location: Springfield Elementary

    Jimbo: Man, that dance teacher had some serious moves.
    Dolph: His hip-thrusts knocked me through the cafeteria windows.
    Kearney: Only one way to defeat him. Sign up for dance classes!

    Flirty Dancing Pt. 7

    Tiago starts

    Tiago: Milhouse, Lisa, thanks to you, my studio is a giant success, filled with dancing Springfielders.
    Tiago: Terrible, terrible, dancing Springfielders.
    Tiago: I must protect you from such horror.
    Tiago: You'll have to take lessons from my brother Davi in Shelbyville.
    Tiago: Stupid Davi.

    Task: Make Tiago Teach the Penetrada
    Time: 1h
    Location: Samba School
    Task: Make Springfielders Dance Terribly
    Time: 1h
    Location: Samba School

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