Blargsgiving: Premium Walkthrough
Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 1
Blarg Alien starts
Blarg Alien: Blarg blarg, Blargity Blarg Blarg.
Lisa: Dad, what's the Blarg Alien saying? All I hear is "blarg".
Homer: He told me before that his ability to mind-meld came from a futuristic machine on his ship. I guess since the ship is out of gas he can't use it anymore.
Lisa: I know! We'll build a translator. Then we'll know what he's trying to tell us!
Blarg Alien: Blarg!
Task: Make Blarg Alien Be Happy
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Lisa Call Professor Frink
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 2
Blarg Alien starts
Lisa: Professor Frink, we need your help building a translator so we can understand what this alien is saying.
Professor Frink: Egads, an alien you say? Good glayvin! Well, it's the burden of all highly intelligent creatures, such as myself, to be misunderstood by their lesser peers…such as yourself.
Lisa: I'm in Mensa, I'll have you know.
Professor Frink: I rest my case. Now let's see what we're working with here. Go ahead and speak, Mr. Alien sir with the three legs and the GINORMOUS body-moyvin.
Blarg Alien: Blarg blarging blargity blarg. Blarg blarged, blarg. Blarg!
Professor Frink: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And could you say that last part again?
Blarg Alien: Blarg?
Lisa: Are you sure you know what you're doing? I think you're confusing him.
Professor Frink: We are merely performing the metaphorical dance that takes place when two beings of equal mental prowess begin to understand one another.
Lisa: Then why is he actually dancing?
Professor Frink: *sighs* It seems there is no word for "metaphorical" in the Blargonian language, so I apparently just challenged him to a dance battle.
Task: Make Blarg Alien Breakdance
Time: 8h
Lisa: No, no, he doesn't want you to actually dance.
Blarg Alien: Blarging Blarg?
Lisa: Thanks for your time, Professor Frink, but I think we'll look for someone else to help.
Professor Frink: Can I at least show him "the worm" first? I assure you, it's rather eye-popping.
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 3
Blarg Alien starts
Lisa: Okay, Frink was a bust. Who else in this town has the smarts to help me figure this out…?
Lisa: Hmm, I could see if Chief Wiggum would let Sideshow Bob out of jail to help us. What he lacks in sanity he makes up for in evil genius-ness.
Lisa: Though he would probably try to kill Bart if we let him out…
Blarg Alien: Blarg…
Lisa: You're right, Blarg Alien. Bart's life IS worth the risk for such a worthy cause.
Blarg Alien: Blarg!
Task: Make Lisa Go to Jail (Just to Visit)
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House
Task: Make Blarg Alien Follow Lisa to Jail
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House
Wiggum: So you need to talk to Sideshow Bob, do ya? What's in it for me?
Lisa: What is it that you need?
Wiggum: Let's see… I'd ask for donuts, but I don't want to seem so cliché. Maybe a bandolier?
Wiggum: Or what about one of those newfangled tasers that'll heat up your coffee if you aim it just right?
Lisa: Well, I guess if it's just used on coffee then it's okay…
Wiggum: Yep, nothin' but coffee. Coffee and peaceful protesters.
Lisa: I'll just pretend I didn't hear that last part.
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 4
Blarg Alien starts
Wiggum: Here ya go, Lisa. Sideshow Bob delivered fresh out of lockup. Ask your questions, then this homicidal wacko is heading straight back to minimum-security prison!
Lisa: Sideshow Bob.
Sideshow Bob: Lisa.
Lisa: Look, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but I need your help. And in exchange, you get to spend the afternoon out of prison.
Lisa: This is a Blarg Alien, and we can't figure out what he's trying to tell us.
Sideshow Bob: So it's his fault I'm missing stroganoff day in the prison cafeteria?
Task: Make Blarg Alien Say "Blarg"
Time: 1h
Location: Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House
Sideshow Bob: Fascinating. An alien, right here in Springfield. Whatever could have possessed you to visit this rotting cesspool of a town?
Blarg Alien: Blarg blarging blarg, Blargity Blarg Blarg blarg. Blarg!
Sideshow Bob: Blarg, blarg. Blarging blarg bla blarg blarg. Blarg, blarg blarged blarg.
Lisa: Wait, you speak Blargonian?
Sideshow Bob: *laughing* Silly, silly Lisa. Firstly, it's not "Blargonian". It's merely a Blarg-heavy dialect of Swahili.
Sideshow Bob: You see, the Blargs learned our speech by intercepting our TV broadcasts. The Swahili Channel, in particular, was the only broadcast strong enough to reach their home planet.
Sideshow Bob: I learned all this from my prison pen pal. A delightfully desperate young Blargonian woman. You two would really hit it off.
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 5
Blarg Alien starts
Blarg Alien: Blarg, blarg!
Sideshow Bob: Blarg.
Lisa: Okay, so what is it that the alien wants?
Sideshow Bob: Since he's stuck here on Earth, he was hoping to watch some of our movies.
Lisa: Movies?
Sideshow Bob: Indeed. Our friend here is specifically asking for directions to Blockbuster Video.
Lisa: Oh, he didn't quite travel far enough back in time for that.
Task: Make Blarg Alien Shake Fists in the Air
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House
Blarg Alien: Blarg!
Lisa: Don't be mad. You can still watch movies and TV shows, you just have to get them from somewhere that hasn't gone bankrupt. Yet.
Blarg Alien: Blarg?
Lisa: Yeah. But honestly, movies have been going downhill lately...
Lisa: I think you'll be much more impressed with the endless selection of quality programming on network TV. *winks at camera*
Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 1
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Task: Purchase 12 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 2
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Task: Purchase 60 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 3
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Task: Purchase 132 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 4
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Task: Purchase 300 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 5
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Task: Purchase 450 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 6
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Task: Purchase 600 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 7
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Task: Purchase 750 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 8
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Task: Purchase 900 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Homerland
Homer starts
Homer: It's finally happening, Bart! I'm getting my own theme park! Dreams really do come true!
Bart: Theme park? This old pile of boards? It looks pretty crappy, Homer.
Homer: Pfft, what do you know? And this is just the beginning. I've got some big plans for this place...
Bart: Ow! I just got a splinter on one of your stupid boards!
Homer: It's all part of the magical experience of Homerland.
Homer: Also standing on that board counts as a ride and you never paid your admission. Pony up, boy.
Task: Make Homer Make More Splinters
Time: 1h
Location: Homerland Admission or Brown House
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Back of the Line
Homer starts
Marge: Homer, I don't know if this is a good idea. Are you sure this theme park is safe?
Homer: Of course it is!
Martin: Uh...Mr. Simpson? I fell off the trampoline and hurt my arm.
Homer: Is it broken?
Martin: Uh...I don't think so.
Homer: You're fine. Turn's over. Back of the line.
Task: Make Homer Send Martin to the Back of the Line
Time: 1h
Location: Trampoline World or Brown House
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
That Counts as a Turn
Homer starts
Lisa: Dad, why did you turn our backyard into a giant mud pit?
Homer: This "mud pit" is gonna make us all rich! It's part of my theme park, honey.
Lisa: You think leaving the hose turned on overnight constitutes a theme park?
Homer: *laughing* Of course not, silly. You need concessions too. I'm selling leftovers from dinner last night. Marge! We're almost out of taco casserole!
Nelson: Hey nerd, catch this! *throws mud at Lisa*
Lisa: I'll be in my room.
Homer: Not before you pay your admission fee. Getting hit with mud counts as a turn.
Task: Make Homer Charge Lisa
Time: 1h
Location: Muckville USA or Brown House
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Sorny Not Sorny
Homer starts
Bart: Dad, are we actually here to buy a new TV?
Homer: You better believe it. The Simpsons are due for an upgrade!
Wise Guy: I smell a mark.
Wise Guy: Welcome to The Boob Tubery. Where all your televisual dreams come true!
Homer: I'm not here for your phony baloney sales pitches, so I don't want to hear, "you seem like a smart guy", or anything like that. Okay?!
Wise Guy: I wouldn't dream of wasting the time of an intelligent expert such as yourself. So let's get to it.
Wise Guy: These are our Panaphonics and Magnetbox models. They are superior machines.
Homer: You can't fool me with these knock-off brands.
Wise Guy: Heh, ya got me. Okay then, allow me to introduce you to a real beaut...the Sorny.
Homer: Ooh! How much, how much?!
Bart: Uh, Dad, I don't think...
Wise Guy: Too late. Your father's already given me his entire wallet. Here, I'll let you keep the pictures.
Task: Make Homer Buy a Sorny
Time: 1h
Location: The Boob Tubery or Brown House
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Leaving So Zune?
Homer starts
Homer: Camcorders? Cameras? Phonographs? This is like a store from the future!
Lisa: What are you talking about? All of this stuff is extremely outdated.
Homer: Oh, yeah? If it's so dated, then why does it have a cutting-edge Zune music player?
Squeaky Voice Teen: Next week we're getting our latest shipment of Walkmans. Care to join our member's program and enjoy 5% off your next purchase?
Homer: Would I ever!
Lisa: I can't watch this. Dad, I'll be in the car.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Miss, would you care to browse our car phones and pagers before you go?
Task: Make Homer Buy a Zune
Time: 1h
Location: Circuit Circus or Brown House
Task: Make Lisa Walk Past the Car Phones and Pagers
Time: 1h
Location: Circuit Circus or Brown House
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Battle of the Bulges
Homer starts
Homer: Okay, I'm about to go behind enemy lines. Did I bring everything?
Homer: Fish hooks? Check. Live bait? Check. Waterproof dynamite? Double-check. Well it looks like it's time to face General Sherman!
Task: Make Homer Battle General Sherman
Time: 4h
Location: Catfish Lake
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Blarg Alien starts
Blarg Alien: Blarg blarg, Blargity Blarg Blarg.
Lisa: Dad, what's the Blarg Alien saying? All I hear is "blarg".
Homer: He told me before that his ability to mind-meld came from a futuristic machine on his ship. I guess since the ship is out of gas he can't use it anymore.
Lisa: I know! We'll build a translator. Then we'll know what he's trying to tell us!
Blarg Alien: Blarg!
Task: Make Blarg Alien Be Happy
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Lisa Call Professor Frink
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 2
Blarg Alien starts
Lisa: Professor Frink, we need your help building a translator so we can understand what this alien is saying.
Professor Frink: Egads, an alien you say? Good glayvin! Well, it's the burden of all highly intelligent creatures, such as myself, to be misunderstood by their lesser peers…such as yourself.
Lisa: I'm in Mensa, I'll have you know.
Professor Frink: I rest my case. Now let's see what we're working with here. Go ahead and speak, Mr. Alien sir with the three legs and the GINORMOUS body-moyvin.
Blarg Alien: Blarg blarging blargity blarg. Blarg blarged, blarg. Blarg!
Professor Frink: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And could you say that last part again?
Blarg Alien: Blarg?
Lisa: Are you sure you know what you're doing? I think you're confusing him.
Professor Frink: We are merely performing the metaphorical dance that takes place when two beings of equal mental prowess begin to understand one another.
Lisa: Then why is he actually dancing?
Professor Frink: *sighs* It seems there is no word for "metaphorical" in the Blargonian language, so I apparently just challenged him to a dance battle.
Task: Make Blarg Alien Breakdance
Time: 8h
Lisa: No, no, he doesn't want you to actually dance.
Blarg Alien: Blarging Blarg?
Lisa: Thanks for your time, Professor Frink, but I think we'll look for someone else to help.
Professor Frink: Can I at least show him "the worm" first? I assure you, it's rather eye-popping.
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 3
Blarg Alien starts
Lisa: Okay, Frink was a bust. Who else in this town has the smarts to help me figure this out…?
Lisa: Hmm, I could see if Chief Wiggum would let Sideshow Bob out of jail to help us. What he lacks in sanity he makes up for in evil genius-ness.
Lisa: Though he would probably try to kill Bart if we let him out…
Blarg Alien: Blarg…
Lisa: You're right, Blarg Alien. Bart's life IS worth the risk for such a worthy cause.
Blarg Alien: Blarg!
Task: Make Lisa Go to Jail (Just to Visit)
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House
Task: Make Blarg Alien Follow Lisa to Jail
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House
Wiggum: So you need to talk to Sideshow Bob, do ya? What's in it for me?
Lisa: What is it that you need?
Wiggum: Let's see… I'd ask for donuts, but I don't want to seem so cliché. Maybe a bandolier?
Wiggum: Or what about one of those newfangled tasers that'll heat up your coffee if you aim it just right?
Lisa: Well, I guess if it's just used on coffee then it's okay…
Wiggum: Yep, nothin' but coffee. Coffee and peaceful protesters.
Lisa: I'll just pretend I didn't hear that last part.
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 4
Blarg Alien starts
Wiggum: Here ya go, Lisa. Sideshow Bob delivered fresh out of lockup. Ask your questions, then this homicidal wacko is heading straight back to minimum-security prison!
Lisa: Sideshow Bob.
Sideshow Bob: Lisa.
Lisa: Look, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but I need your help. And in exchange, you get to spend the afternoon out of prison.
Lisa: This is a Blarg Alien, and we can't figure out what he's trying to tell us.
Sideshow Bob: So it's his fault I'm missing stroganoff day in the prison cafeteria?
Task: Make Blarg Alien Say "Blarg"
Time: 1h
Location: Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House
Sideshow Bob: Fascinating. An alien, right here in Springfield. Whatever could have possessed you to visit this rotting cesspool of a town?
Blarg Alien: Blarg blarging blarg, Blargity Blarg Blarg blarg. Blarg!
Sideshow Bob: Blarg, blarg. Blarging blarg bla blarg blarg. Blarg, blarg blarged blarg.
Lisa: Wait, you speak Blargonian?
Sideshow Bob: *laughing* Silly, silly Lisa. Firstly, it's not "Blargonian". It's merely a Blarg-heavy dialect of Swahili.
Sideshow Bob: You see, the Blargs learned our speech by intercepting our TV broadcasts. The Swahili Channel, in particular, was the only broadcast strong enough to reach their home planet.
Sideshow Bob: I learned all this from my prison pen pal. A delightfully desperate young Blargonian woman. You two would really hit it off.
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 5
Blarg Alien starts
Blarg Alien: Blarg, blarg!
Sideshow Bob: Blarg.
Lisa: Okay, so what is it that the alien wants?
Sideshow Bob: Since he's stuck here on Earth, he was hoping to watch some of our movies.
Lisa: Movies?
Sideshow Bob: Indeed. Our friend here is specifically asking for directions to Blockbuster Video.
Lisa: Oh, he didn't quite travel far enough back in time for that.
Task: Make Blarg Alien Shake Fists in the Air
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House
Blarg Alien: Blarg!
Lisa: Don't be mad. You can still watch movies and TV shows, you just have to get them from somewhere that hasn't gone bankrupt. Yet.
Blarg Alien: Blarg?
Lisa: Yeah. But honestly, movies have been going downhill lately...
Lisa: I think you'll be much more impressed with the endless selection of quality programming on network TV. *winks at camera*
Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 1
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Task: Purchase 12 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 2
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Task: Purchase 60 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 3
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Task: Purchase 132 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 4
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Task: Purchase 300 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 5
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Task: Purchase 450 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 6
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Task: Purchase 600 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 7
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Task: Purchase 750 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Black Friday 2020 Pt. 8
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Task: Purchase 900 Donuts
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Homerland
Homer starts
Homer: It's finally happening, Bart! I'm getting my own theme park! Dreams really do come true!
Bart: Theme park? This old pile of boards? It looks pretty crappy, Homer.
Homer: Pfft, what do you know? And this is just the beginning. I've got some big plans for this place...
Bart: Ow! I just got a splinter on one of your stupid boards!
Homer: It's all part of the magical experience of Homerland.
Homer: Also standing on that board counts as a ride and you never paid your admission. Pony up, boy.
Task: Make Homer Make More Splinters
Time: 1h
Location: Homerland Admission or Brown House
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Back of the Line
Homer starts
Marge: Homer, I don't know if this is a good idea. Are you sure this theme park is safe?
Homer: Of course it is!
Martin: Uh...Mr. Simpson? I fell off the trampoline and hurt my arm.
Homer: Is it broken?
Martin: Uh...I don't think so.
Homer: You're fine. Turn's over. Back of the line.
Task: Make Homer Send Martin to the Back of the Line
Time: 1h
Location: Trampoline World or Brown House
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
That Counts as a Turn
Homer starts
Lisa: Dad, why did you turn our backyard into a giant mud pit?
Homer: This "mud pit" is gonna make us all rich! It's part of my theme park, honey.
Lisa: You think leaving the hose turned on overnight constitutes a theme park?
Homer: *laughing* Of course not, silly. You need concessions too. I'm selling leftovers from dinner last night. Marge! We're almost out of taco casserole!
Nelson: Hey nerd, catch this! *throws mud at Lisa*
Lisa: I'll be in my room.
Homer: Not before you pay your admission fee. Getting hit with mud counts as a turn.
Task: Make Homer Charge Lisa
Time: 1h
Location: Muckville USA or Brown House
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Sorny Not Sorny
Homer starts
Bart: Dad, are we actually here to buy a new TV?
Homer: You better believe it. The Simpsons are due for an upgrade!
Wise Guy: I smell a mark.
Wise Guy: Welcome to The Boob Tubery. Where all your televisual dreams come true!
Homer: I'm not here for your phony baloney sales pitches, so I don't want to hear, "you seem like a smart guy", or anything like that. Okay?!
Wise Guy: I wouldn't dream of wasting the time of an intelligent expert such as yourself. So let's get to it.
Wise Guy: These are our Panaphonics and Magnetbox models. They are superior machines.
Homer: You can't fool me with these knock-off brands.
Wise Guy: Heh, ya got me. Okay then, allow me to introduce you to a real beaut...the Sorny.
Homer: Ooh! How much, how much?!
Bart: Uh, Dad, I don't think...
Wise Guy: Too late. Your father's already given me his entire wallet. Here, I'll let you keep the pictures.
Task: Make Homer Buy a Sorny
Time: 1h
Location: The Boob Tubery or Brown House
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Leaving So Zune?
Homer starts
Homer: Camcorders? Cameras? Phonographs? This is like a store from the future!
Lisa: What are you talking about? All of this stuff is extremely outdated.
Homer: Oh, yeah? If it's so dated, then why does it have a cutting-edge Zune music player?
Squeaky Voice Teen: Next week we're getting our latest shipment of Walkmans. Care to join our member's program and enjoy 5% off your next purchase?
Homer: Would I ever!
Lisa: I can't watch this. Dad, I'll be in the car.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Miss, would you care to browse our car phones and pagers before you go?
Task: Make Homer Buy a Zune
Time: 1h
Location: Circuit Circus or Brown House
Task: Make Lisa Walk Past the Car Phones and Pagers
Time: 1h
Location: Circuit Circus or Brown House
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
Battle of the Bulges
Homer starts
Homer: Okay, I'm about to go behind enemy lines. Did I bring everything?
Homer: Fish hooks? Check. Live bait? Check. Waterproof dynamite? Double-check. Well it looks like it's time to face General Sherman!
Task: Make Homer Battle General Sherman
Time: 4h
Location: Catfish Lake
Quest rewards: $100 and 10 XP
