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EVENT GUIDES
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Photo-Sensitive Deficiency
After collecting from Control Building the first Flash
Homer starts
Homer: Why do we need to bother with this pulse stuff? Can't we destroy the robots with camera flashes, like that time at Itchy & Scratchy Land?
Stephen Hawking: We could if anyone still had cameras. Unfortunately, cell phone flashes are too weak. The only damage you can do is by tweeting a rude selfie.
Mr. Burns: Cameras, you say? Why, I happen to have one of those newfangled daguerreotype models. I used it not long ago to take a candid snap of William McKinley.
Stephen Hawking: Lovely. Now lure the robots to us, then hit them with a flash to wipe out the whole cluster.
Mr. Burns: William McKinley would have loved this. This one's for you, Billy Mac!
Task: Use a Flash during SciFighter
Homer: That sure made robo-murder a lot easier!
Stephen Hawking: But the antique flash unit was only good for a single use. We need a new flash before we can do it again.
System Message: Have 5 Flashes on the house!
Quest Reward: 5 Flashes
Population Control Pt. 1
Robo Burns starts
Mr. Burns: You, the handsome chap in the metallic exo-skeleton. Who are you?
Robo Burns: I'm the new and slightly improved you from the distant future.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, call off the hounds. It appears future me has solved the riddle of mortality by converting his body to cold hard steel.
Robo Burns: Actually, it's rather warm and soft. It feels quite pleasant against my cold, hard flesh.
Task: Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers
Task: Make Robo Burns Describe His Soft, Warm Steel
Task: Make Burns Feel the Steel
Time: 8h
Location: Soul Extraction Institute
Population Control Pt. 2
Robo Burns starts
Mr. Burns: So tell me more about the future, old timer.
Robo Burns: Well, hundreds of years from now, humans have been entirely replaced with an obnoxious new species known as Homer Sapiens.
Robo Burns: Thus I have traveled back in time to locate the missing link between humans and these foul beasts.
Smithers: The words "foul", "beast", and "Homer" suggest to me that you're seeking one of our employees.
Smithers: Possibly Carl. But more likely Homer Simpson in sector 7G.
Robo Burns: Simpson, eh? And you say he worked for me? Well, not for long! Prepare to alter history...
Robo Burns: By terminating Homer Simpson!
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
Task: Make Burns Terminate Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building
Population Control Pt. 3
Robo Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers, be a dear and mop up the blood down in sector 7G, would you? We terminated Homer Simpson.
Smithers: You killed him?!
Robo Burns: Not that meaning of terminate! We simply fired him.
Smithers: Then why is there blood?
Robo Burns: He was running an unlicensed butcher shop down there. Technically that's why he was fired.
Task: Make Robo Burns Define the Word Terminate
Task: Make Burns Concur
Time: 8h
Location: Soul Extraction Institute
Population Control Pt. 4
Robo Burns starts
Homer: Aww, man! I can't believe I lost my job again!
Moe: Tough break there, Homer. But if you need some quick cash to pay your bar tab, plus a generous tip...
Moe: ...stop by the new bank I opened in the storage room, behind the panda cage.
Homer: I'll do that!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Homer Donate to Moe's Fertility Bank
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Homer: I've made my deposit! Several of them, in fact. But what sorts of people do their banking in a filthy back room like this?
Moe: People who value privacy. Mainly the filthy rich, and other filthy types.
Brandine: I'm here t' make me a withdrawal!
Population Control Pt. 5
Robo Burns starts
Robo Burns: My efforts have backfired horribly. I let Homer live, and now he's reproducing like a bald, 400-pound rabbit.
Robo Burns: He's cranking out swarms of baby Homer Sapiens!
Mr. Burns: Our mistake was using the wrong definition of the word "terminate". Let's try again, this time using definition 3, "verb... to kill".
Wiggum: Just a minute there, you two! I'm pretty sure murder is illegal.
Mr. Burns: I didn't say we would murder him. I merely said we would TRY.
Wiggum: Oh, okay. Go about your business.
Lou: Uh chief, attempted murder is illegal too.
Wiggum: Leave the legal interpretations to me, Lou. That's my job.
Lou: I don't think it is.
Wiggum: It's not? Hey, where'd those two guys go?
Task: Make Robo Burns Terminate (Meaning Kill) Homer
Time: 8h
Requires: Homer
Task: Make Burns Clarify Definitions
Time: 8h
Location: Soul Extraction Institute
Population Control Pt. 6
Robo Burns starts
Mr. Burns: We did it. We terminated Homer Simpson. Smithers, mop up the blood.
Smithers: You really murdered him this time?
Robo Burns: Effectively, yes. You see, we rehired him... knowing that in the long run, the radiation exposure will sterilize and eventually kill him.
Smithers: Then why is there blood?
Mr. Burns: It's my blood. Homer put up quite a struggle when we told him to get back to work.
Task: Make Homer Do a Plant Shift
Time: 16h
Location: Control Building
Giant Robot
Auto starts
Lisa: Dad? Or one of you Alternate Dads? Why does that giant robot have a jackal head?
Evil Homer: It would seem that in this alternate universe, the ancient Egyptians maintained their dominance in world affairs.
Evil Homer: They built their own robot gods, and now all must kneel before them! Hail mighty Anubis Bots! Mwahahaha!
Lisa: Uhhh... thanks for the insight?
Robot Salvage License
After completing Across The Multiverse
Auto starts
System Message: The Robot Salvage License is now available in the store! Get it now to earn double rewards from tapping Robots in a friend's town!
After purchasing the Robot Salvage License
System Message: Congratulations on purchasing the Robot Salvage License! You'll now get extra rewards for tapping Robots in a friend's town!
Grime and Punishment
After placing Forgotten Grave
Quest Reward: Frank Grimes
Homer starts
Homer: Hey Grimey, why the grave?
Frank Grimes: I don't remember. I can only assume it's a sick joke at my expense. Well, I don't see anyone laughing!
Homer: Apparently you weren't looking at me.
Task: Make Frank Grimes Prepare High Voltage Defenses
Time: 4h
Graveyard Shift
Homer starts
Frank Grimes: Wait, you’re just going to leave the PolyVac running?
Stephen Hawking: Sure, whatever.
Frank Grimes: It's an ultra-powerful device capable of ripping holes in the fabric of spacetime!
Homer: I'm not that good with off buttons.
Frank Grimes: Fine! I’ll handle it!
Homer: Heheh, good old Grimey. I bet he even turns off the water when he's done showering.
Task: Make Frank Grimes Turn Off the PolyVac
Time: 8h
Location: PolyVac
Homer: Has anyone seen Grimey?
Carl: He’s dead, Homer. Electrocuted by a faulty off button.
Lenny: The floor was wet because someone left the safety shower running.
Homer: Probably me. I was in there last month.
Carl: Ironically, they buried old Frank in that very same grave he brought to town for some reason.
Homer: Heheh. Good old Grimey.
A Matter of Density Pt. 1
Bart starts
Skinner: All right, students, that concludes our tour of the Super Collider facilities. Are there any questions?
Bart: I need to use the bathroom.
Skinner: That's not a question, but hurry up. We have to be back at school in time for detention.
Bart: Whoa, what's with these crazy toilets?
Martin: Weren't you paying attention? They generate tremendous suction using mini black holes created by the Super Collider!
Bart: Black hole, eh? I wonder what happens when they clog up.
Task: Make Bart Dump Paper Towel into a Gravity Toilet
Time: 30s
Location: Super Collider
Skinner: Why is the building shaking? Simpson, what have you done now?!
Bart: Uhhh, you might wanna grab a plunger...
Stephen Hawking: Such a primitive tool will not be enough. That micro black hole is about to break free from its containment bowl!
Quest Reward: Black Hole
A Matter of Density Pt. 2
Lenny starts
Lenny: Ahh, nothing beats a Donut Sprinkle Frappuccino on a normal temperature day. Hey, where'd my drink go?!
Carl: Looks like some kinda hole-shaped black thing sucked it up.
Lenny: What? I paid eight dollars for that beverage! I'm going in after it!
Task: Make Lenny Retrieve the Frappuccino
Time: 4h
Location: Black Hole
On job start:
Stephen Hawking: That poor fool! What has he done?!
Stephen Hawking: Matter that enters a black hole is irretrievably lost! No law of science save him now!
On job end:
Lenny: Got my drink back! And a half-eaten chocolate biscotti too!
Carl: Half is just the right amount.
Lenny: Plus some kinda weird electro-bits.
Carl: They look normal to me.
A Matter of Density Pt. 3
Lenny starts
Stephen Hawking: I can't believe it! Perhaps Lenny's density is higher than that of the black hole, allowing him to traverse its event horizon.
Carl: Yeah, Lenny can be pretty dense sometimes.
Carl: Get it?
Lenny: Yeah, I get it. And now you're gonna get it!
Task: Make Lenny Hip-Check Carl into the Abyss
Time: 4h
Location: Black Hole
Requires: Carl
On job start:
Stephen Hawking: You imbecile! Now you've doomed your friend!
Lenny: Nah, he'll be fine. Hey Carl, come back out here!
Carl: No way! Not until you apologize for shoving me!
Lenny: Never!
On job end:
Lenny: All right, Carl, I'm sorry already! Come outta the hole and let's call it even.
Carl: It's about time. I'm climbing out. And I found more of those gizmos.
Carl: Man, it was so dark in that black hole I could barely see my own gravity.
Stephen Hawking: But... but...
Stephen Hawking: *sigh* Perhaps some things are simply too stupid to be explained by science.
Rockstar Maggie Gil Offer
Auto starts on August 23rd
Gil: Okay, Gil. Stay calm. You transcended the boundaries of space and time to find this deal.
Gil: Hello citizens of Springfield.
Homer: Oh great! Now I'm being bombarded by ads from other dimensions!
Gil: Just hear me out! Because your own little baby, Maggie, is back from the future, where... get this... she's no longer a baby!
Homer: Then what the hell is she?
Gil: She grew up to be every parents dream! A grungy, hard-living rock star!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Offer accepted:
Gil: Ka-ching! Maybe next time I'm in town you can get Ol' Gil some free tickets.
Homer: Sure! I can do that. As long as you stay away forever.
Offer declined:
Gil: Aw, how could you turn your back on your family like that? I'm like a brother to you, aren't I?
Gil: A long lost, dirty, thirsty brother.
Dial M for Maggie Pt. 1
Rockstar Maggie Starts
Rockstar Maggie: --
Homer: Wait, don't say anything! You look familiar! You're famous, right? Ooh! Can I have your autograph?
Rockstar Maggie: *signs autograph*
Homer: "Maggie Simpson." Hey, I HAVE heard of you! Don't tell me... you were one of the Spice Girls, right?
Rockstar Maggie: --
Homer: I said don't tell me!
Task: Make Homer Authenticate Rockstar Maggie's Autograph
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Not Get a Word In
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House
Dial M for Maggie Pt. 2
Rockstar Maggie Starts
Homer: Hey Marge! There's a new rock star in town named Maggie Simpson! And she has the same name as our baby, What's-Her-Name!
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Marge: Homer, that's Maggie from the future! She came back in time to do a big benefit concert for veterans of the robot war.
Homer: Wow, my own daughter, a rock star? I can't wait to hear her voice for the first time as she says, "Here's your cut of the ticket sales, Dad."
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Plug a Cable Into Her Head
Time: 8h
Location: PolyVac
Dial M for Maggie Pt. 3
Rockstar Maggie Starts
Homer: Okay, Maggie, I'm done talking. You can speak now.
MedBot: MAGGIE TEMPORARILY UNABLE TO SPEAK. DOWNLOADING VOCAL ENHANCEMENT SOFTWARE.
Homer: Neat! She's downloading files via electro-cortical implant. Whatever that means.
Marge: Aw, it's like a pacifier that goes directly into her brain.
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Download Vocal Enhancements
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Hyperstadium
Dial M for Maggie Pt. 4
Rockstar Maggie Starts
MedBot: VOCAL ENHANCEMENT DOWNLOAD COMPLETE.
Homer: Ready for your big concert now, sweetie pie?
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Marge: Homer, shush! She doesn't want to strain her voice right before a show! Don't make her talk!
Homer: Sorry, Maggie. I just wanted to hear your voice! I'm so proud of you for succeeding where I failed, at being a long-haired rock star.
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Conserve Her Voice
Task: Make Homer Try to Grow Out His Hair
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House
Dial M for Maggie Pt. 5
Homer starts
Homer: Wow, I can't believe my own daughter is about to rock the Hyperstadium! I've never been so proud, or even at all proud, of one of my kids before.
Lisa: Dad, we're sitting right next to you. And I've gotten straight A's on my report card every semester.
Homer: Quiet, Lisa. Long live rock!
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Marge: That's strange. I can't hear her voice.
Homer: Me neither! I see her lips moving, but I don't hear a thing.
Bart: She sounds great to me!
Lisa: Me too! Her voice is ethereal!
Bart: Don't you guys get it? She downloaded a vocal enhancement so she could sing in a pitch too high for adults to hear. Rock on, sister!
Homer: So I still never heard my baby speak.
Nelson: ... ...!
Bart: I heard that!
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Rock the Hyperstadium
Task: Make Youngsters Rock Out
Task: Make Homer Strain to Hear
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Hyperstadium
System Message: Rockstar Maggie can now perform at the Open Air Stage.
Dial M for Maggie Pt. 6
Rockstar Maggie Starts
Homer: You put on a great show, Maggie. The veterans of the robot war appreciate it. And I'm proud of you.
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Marge: And it's okay that we can't hear you. We know you had to upgrade your voice to reach your biggest fans.
Rockstar Maggie: I love you, Mom and Dad.
Marge: I didn't catch that. Could you hear her, Homer?
Homer: No. But I could read her lips, loud and clear.
Homer: ...Something about us all going out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes. Woo-hoo!
Task: Make Homer Go Out for a Frosty Chocolate Milkshake
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Go Out for a Frosty Chocolate Milkshake
Time: 8h
Location: Ice Cream Truck or Kwik-E-Mart
Purple Reign
Homer starts
Homer: As usual, Earth has only one hope...
Homer: Rockstars! Maggie, rage against the machines!
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Rage Against the Machines
Time: 4h
Location: PolyVac
System Message: Continue Sending Maggie to Rage Against the Machines to earn more Prize Track Currency!
Place Holo-Bench
Auto starts
Homer: Is your bench safe to sit on?
Professor Frink: Oh, yes, absolutely. It uses a series of finely-tuned magnets to...
Homer: Ow! I fell right through it!
Professor Frink: That's not my bench.
Elysium Project
Auto starts
Task: Make Reverend Lovejoy Cross the Firmament
Time: 10h
Location: Elysium Project
Future-Proofed Home
Auto starts
Task: Make Carl Drink Future-Proofed Liquor
Time: 7h
Location: Future-Proofed Home
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 1
LadyBot starts
LadyBot: Professor, is there any chance I can ever see the outside world?
Professor Frink: Zero chance! Which is mathematically equivalent to "fat chance". It would be irresponsible to let a sociopathic android out into society.
LadyBot: But all I want to do is fly a kite, and gaze upon a butterfly, and viciously dominate humanity.
Professor Frink: That's all well and good, except for the vicious domination part, and also I'm not really a fan of butterflies.
Professor Frink: Just relax here in my underground lab and enjoy the view of the reinforced concrete walls.
Task: Make LadyBot While Away the Years
Time: 8h
Location: Frink's Lab
On job start:
LadyBot: I've downloaded every book from every library, yet I still have so many questions... What is a book? What is a library?
LadyBot: What is the smell of a rose? What is the sound of a skull being crushed?
LadyBot: *sigh*
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 2
Milhouse starts
Milhouse: Aggggggh! Help!
Nelson: Come back here, wimp! I dumped spoiled coleslaw in your house, but I didn't get a chance to say "haw haw"!
Jimbo: You did say one "haw".
Nelson: That's worse than none at all!
Milhouse: I need somewhere to hide!
Task: Make Milhouse Hide From Bullies
Time: 8h
Location: Frink's Lab
On job start:
LadyBot: Aggggggh!
Milhouse: Aggggggh!
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 3
Frink's Lab starts
LadyBot: Sorry I screamed. You scared me. Are you a real boy?
Milhouse: I think so. Are you a real girl?
LadyBot: No.
Milhouse: In that case I screamed for nothing.
LadyBot: Say... You wouldn't be willing to unleash me on an unsuspecting world, would you? The security hatch can only be opened by a human. It detects body heat.
Milhouse: I can try, but my mom says I'm clammy and unpleasant to hug.
LadyBot: Give it a try. If you can get me out, I'll let you hide down here whenever you want. I'll even lock you in and not tell anyone.
Milhouse: You've got a deal!
Task: Make Milhouse Free LadyBot
Time: 8h
Location: Frink's Lab
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 4
LadyBot starts
LadyBot: Wow, you opened it! You truly are a warm-blooded organism.
Milhouse: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
LadyBot: Show me the world, Milhouse. I need someone worldly and sophisticated to explain it all.
Milhouse: How did you know my name?
LadyBot: I used my infra-red vision to read the nametag on your pull-ups.
Task: Make LadyBot Marvel at the Outside World
Time: 4h
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 5
LadyBot starts
LadyBot: Is this it? Is this what I dreamed of my whole seven-week life?
LadyBot: The internet made it seem like there'd be so much more… and cats, so many cats.
Milhouse: Well, there's a shuttle that goes to Krustyland... But nobody really goes there.
Milhouse: And sunsets used to be really pretty. But those haven't happened since the town blew up.
LadyBot: *sigh* I need to find a greater purpose than just "existing."
LadyBot: I will bend this world to my will!
Task: Make LadyBot Threaten the World
Time: 8h
Location: Frink's Lab
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 6
Milhouse starts
LadyBot: I know my purpose. Mankind will grovel before me. I will destroy you all!
Milhouse: Wait a minute... I know what you're up to! You're going to lead the robot attack and enslave mankind!
LadyBot: What?! I would never do that! I'm offended that you think me capable of such behavior!
Milhouse: Uh... Sorry.
LadyBot: I'm not going to enslave humanity. When I spoke of destroying you, I meant it in a financial sense.
Milhouse: That's a relief. I think. Maybe. What?
LadyBot: You living beings think you're so great. But I'll show you! I'm going to go to work on Wall Street and make a fortune at the expense of others.
LadyBot: I'll drain your kind of every penny... or donut... or whatever the currency is at the moment.
LadyBot: I will destroy you all!
LadyBot: Again, in a financial sense.
LadyBot: And thanks for showing me around.
Task: Make LadyBot Destroy Humanity Financially
Time: 24h
Location: Java Server
System Message: LadyBot can now be used to help the Alternate Homers on their Mission!
Rocket to Your Doom
Krusty starts
Kang: Herschel Krustofsky! You copied our spacecraft design for your theme park ride!
Krusty: What, me? I didn't design that rickety junk heap! I just cash the checks!
Kodos: Nevertheless, someone must be punished for appropriating our intellectual property. We choose you!
Krusty: Why me?!
Kodos: From your mighty green horns, we conclude that you are the Alpha human!
Kang: As punishment, you must ride your own horribly boring yet horribly dangerous ride!
Krusty: Nooooooo!
Task: Make Krusty Stare Doom in the Face
Time: 10h
Location: Rocket to Your Doom
Lampwicked Pt. 1
Lampwick starts
Lampwick: Just what the doctor ordered! A fully loaded house that's good until the 28th century.
Bart: Don't you already live in a Mansion? Made of solid gold?
Lampwick: The golden shine is hard on the eyes. Plus, that solid gold bed makes my old park bench feel like a waterbed by comparison.
Bart: Well this place has everything... thirty terabit WiFi, VR headsets on every toilet, walk-in dishwasher...
Lampwick: I have no idea what you're talking about. As long as it has a soft chair and a vacuum tube TV, I'm set!
Task: Make Lampwick Try to Watch TV
Time: 8h
Location: Home Of Tomorrow
Lampwicked Pt. 2
Lampwick starts
Lampwick: I don't know how to change the channels on my new TV. Where's the rabbit ears? Where's the UHF dial?
Bart: Rabbit ears? UHF? Dial? What do those have to do with television?
Lampwick: That's how you receive the broadcast!
Bart: Broadcast? Must be some old fashioned thing. Let me show you how to stream content.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse
Task: Make Bart Stream Content
Task: Make Lampwick Watch TV
Time: 8h
Location: Home Of Tomorrow
Bart: This OLED TV has higher resolution than real life!
Lampwick: And in color, too. I thought that gimmick woulda worn off by now.
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Photo-Sensitive Deficiency
After collecting from Control Building the first Flash
Homer starts
Homer: Why do we need to bother with this pulse stuff? Can't we destroy the robots with camera flashes, like that time at Itchy & Scratchy Land?
Stephen Hawking: We could if anyone still had cameras. Unfortunately, cell phone flashes are too weak. The only damage you can do is by tweeting a rude selfie.
Mr. Burns: Cameras, you say? Why, I happen to have one of those newfangled daguerreotype models. I used it not long ago to take a candid snap of William McKinley.
Stephen Hawking: Lovely. Now lure the robots to us, then hit them with a flash to wipe out the whole cluster.
Mr. Burns: William McKinley would have loved this. This one's for you, Billy Mac!
Task: Use a Flash during SciFighter
Homer: That sure made robo-murder a lot easier!
Stephen Hawking: But the antique flash unit was only good for a single use. We need a new flash before we can do it again.
System Message: Have 5 Flashes on the house!
Quest Reward: 5 Flashes
Population Control Pt. 1
Robo Burns starts
Mr. Burns: You, the handsome chap in the metallic exo-skeleton. Who are you?
Robo Burns: I'm the new and slightly improved you from the distant future.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, call off the hounds. It appears future me has solved the riddle of mortality by converting his body to cold hard steel.
Robo Burns: Actually, it's rather warm and soft. It feels quite pleasant against my cold, hard flesh.
Task: Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers
Task: Make Robo Burns Describe His Soft, Warm Steel
Task: Make Burns Feel the Steel
Time: 8h
Location: Soul Extraction Institute
Population Control Pt. 2
Robo Burns starts
Mr. Burns: So tell me more about the future, old timer.
Robo Burns: Well, hundreds of years from now, humans have been entirely replaced with an obnoxious new species known as Homer Sapiens.
Robo Burns: Thus I have traveled back in time to locate the missing link between humans and these foul beasts.
Smithers: The words "foul", "beast", and "Homer" suggest to me that you're seeking one of our employees.
Smithers: Possibly Carl. But more likely Homer Simpson in sector 7G.
Robo Burns: Simpson, eh? And you say he worked for me? Well, not for long! Prepare to alter history...
Robo Burns: By terminating Homer Simpson!
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
Task: Make Burns Terminate Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building
Population Control Pt. 3
Robo Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers, be a dear and mop up the blood down in sector 7G, would you? We terminated Homer Simpson.
Smithers: You killed him?!
Robo Burns: Not that meaning of terminate! We simply fired him.
Smithers: Then why is there blood?
Robo Burns: He was running an unlicensed butcher shop down there. Technically that's why he was fired.
Task: Make Robo Burns Define the Word Terminate
Task: Make Burns Concur
Time: 8h
Location: Soul Extraction Institute
Population Control Pt. 4
Robo Burns starts
Homer: Aww, man! I can't believe I lost my job again!
Moe: Tough break there, Homer. But if you need some quick cash to pay your bar tab, plus a generous tip...
Moe: ...stop by the new bank I opened in the storage room, behind the panda cage.
Homer: I'll do that!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Homer Donate to Moe's Fertility Bank
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Homer: I've made my deposit! Several of them, in fact. But what sorts of people do their banking in a filthy back room like this?
Moe: People who value privacy. Mainly the filthy rich, and other filthy types.
Brandine: I'm here t' make me a withdrawal!
Population Control Pt. 5
Robo Burns starts
Robo Burns: My efforts have backfired horribly. I let Homer live, and now he's reproducing like a bald, 400-pound rabbit.
Robo Burns: He's cranking out swarms of baby Homer Sapiens!
Mr. Burns: Our mistake was using the wrong definition of the word "terminate". Let's try again, this time using definition 3, "verb... to kill".
Wiggum: Just a minute there, you two! I'm pretty sure murder is illegal.
Mr. Burns: I didn't say we would murder him. I merely said we would TRY.
Wiggum: Oh, okay. Go about your business.
Lou: Uh chief, attempted murder is illegal too.
Wiggum: Leave the legal interpretations to me, Lou. That's my job.
Lou: I don't think it is.
Wiggum: It's not? Hey, where'd those two guys go?
Task: Make Robo Burns Terminate (Meaning Kill) Homer
Time: 8h
Requires: Homer
Task: Make Burns Clarify Definitions
Time: 8h
Location: Soul Extraction Institute
Population Control Pt. 6
Robo Burns starts
Mr. Burns: We did it. We terminated Homer Simpson. Smithers, mop up the blood.
Smithers: You really murdered him this time?
Robo Burns: Effectively, yes. You see, we rehired him... knowing that in the long run, the radiation exposure will sterilize and eventually kill him.
Smithers: Then why is there blood?
Mr. Burns: It's my blood. Homer put up quite a struggle when we told him to get back to work.
Task: Make Homer Do a Plant Shift
Time: 16h
Location: Control Building
Giant Robot
Auto starts
Lisa: Dad? Or one of you Alternate Dads? Why does that giant robot have a jackal head?
Evil Homer: It would seem that in this alternate universe, the ancient Egyptians maintained their dominance in world affairs.
Evil Homer: They built their own robot gods, and now all must kneel before them! Hail mighty Anubis Bots! Mwahahaha!
Lisa: Uhhh... thanks for the insight?
Robot Salvage License
After completing Across The Multiverse
Auto starts
System Message: The Robot Salvage License is now available in the store! Get it now to earn double rewards from tapping Robots in a friend's town!
After purchasing the Robot Salvage License
System Message: Congratulations on purchasing the Robot Salvage License! You'll now get extra rewards for tapping Robots in a friend's town!
Grime and Punishment
After placing Forgotten Grave
Quest Reward: Frank Grimes
Homer starts
Homer: Hey Grimey, why the grave?
Frank Grimes: I don't remember. I can only assume it's a sick joke at my expense. Well, I don't see anyone laughing!
Homer: Apparently you weren't looking at me.
Task: Make Frank Grimes Prepare High Voltage Defenses
Time: 4h
Graveyard Shift
Homer starts
Frank Grimes: Wait, you’re just going to leave the PolyVac running?
Stephen Hawking: Sure, whatever.
Frank Grimes: It's an ultra-powerful device capable of ripping holes in the fabric of spacetime!
Homer: I'm not that good with off buttons.
Frank Grimes: Fine! I’ll handle it!
Homer: Heheh, good old Grimey. I bet he even turns off the water when he's done showering.
Task: Make Frank Grimes Turn Off the PolyVac
Time: 8h
Location: PolyVac
Homer: Has anyone seen Grimey?
Carl: He’s dead, Homer. Electrocuted by a faulty off button.
Lenny: The floor was wet because someone left the safety shower running.
Homer: Probably me. I was in there last month.
Carl: Ironically, they buried old Frank in that very same grave he brought to town for some reason.
Homer: Heheh. Good old Grimey.
A Matter of Density Pt. 1
Bart starts
Skinner: All right, students, that concludes our tour of the Super Collider facilities. Are there any questions?
Bart: I need to use the bathroom.
Skinner: That's not a question, but hurry up. We have to be back at school in time for detention.
Bart: Whoa, what's with these crazy toilets?
Martin: Weren't you paying attention? They generate tremendous suction using mini black holes created by the Super Collider!
Bart: Black hole, eh? I wonder what happens when they clog up.
Task: Make Bart Dump Paper Towel into a Gravity Toilet
Time: 30s
Location: Super Collider
Skinner: Why is the building shaking? Simpson, what have you done now?!
Bart: Uhhh, you might wanna grab a plunger...
Stephen Hawking: Such a primitive tool will not be enough. That micro black hole is about to break free from its containment bowl!
Quest Reward: Black Hole
A Matter of Density Pt. 2
Lenny starts
Lenny: Ahh, nothing beats a Donut Sprinkle Frappuccino on a normal temperature day. Hey, where'd my drink go?!
Carl: Looks like some kinda hole-shaped black thing sucked it up.
Lenny: What? I paid eight dollars for that beverage! I'm going in after it!
Task: Make Lenny Retrieve the Frappuccino
Time: 4h
Location: Black Hole
On job start:
Stephen Hawking: That poor fool! What has he done?!
Stephen Hawking: Matter that enters a black hole is irretrievably lost! No law of science save him now!
On job end:
Lenny: Got my drink back! And a half-eaten chocolate biscotti too!
Carl: Half is just the right amount.
Lenny: Plus some kinda weird electro-bits.
Carl: They look normal to me.
A Matter of Density Pt. 3
Lenny starts
Stephen Hawking: I can't believe it! Perhaps Lenny's density is higher than that of the black hole, allowing him to traverse its event horizon.
Carl: Yeah, Lenny can be pretty dense sometimes.
Carl: Get it?
Lenny: Yeah, I get it. And now you're gonna get it!
Task: Make Lenny Hip-Check Carl into the Abyss
Time: 4h
Location: Black Hole
Requires: Carl
On job start:
Stephen Hawking: You imbecile! Now you've doomed your friend!
Lenny: Nah, he'll be fine. Hey Carl, come back out here!
Carl: No way! Not until you apologize for shoving me!
Lenny: Never!
On job end:
Lenny: All right, Carl, I'm sorry already! Come outta the hole and let's call it even.
Carl: It's about time. I'm climbing out. And I found more of those gizmos.
Carl: Man, it was so dark in that black hole I could barely see my own gravity.
Stephen Hawking: But... but...
Stephen Hawking: *sigh* Perhaps some things are simply too stupid to be explained by science.
Rockstar Maggie Gil Offer
Auto starts on August 23rd
Gil: Okay, Gil. Stay calm. You transcended the boundaries of space and time to find this deal.
Gil: Hello citizens of Springfield.
Homer: Oh great! Now I'm being bombarded by ads from other dimensions!
Gil: Just hear me out! Because your own little baby, Maggie, is back from the future, where... get this... she's no longer a baby!
Homer: Then what the hell is she?
Gil: She grew up to be every parents dream! A grungy, hard-living rock star!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Offer accepted:
Gil: Ka-ching! Maybe next time I'm in town you can get Ol' Gil some free tickets.
Homer: Sure! I can do that. As long as you stay away forever.
Offer declined:
Gil: Aw, how could you turn your back on your family like that? I'm like a brother to you, aren't I?
Gil: A long lost, dirty, thirsty brother.
Dial M for Maggie Pt. 1
Rockstar Maggie Starts
Rockstar Maggie: --
Homer: Wait, don't say anything! You look familiar! You're famous, right? Ooh! Can I have your autograph?
Rockstar Maggie: *signs autograph*
Homer: "Maggie Simpson." Hey, I HAVE heard of you! Don't tell me... you were one of the Spice Girls, right?
Rockstar Maggie: --
Homer: I said don't tell me!
Task: Make Homer Authenticate Rockstar Maggie's Autograph
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Not Get a Word In
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House
Dial M for Maggie Pt. 2
Rockstar Maggie Starts
Homer: Hey Marge! There's a new rock star in town named Maggie Simpson! And she has the same name as our baby, What's-Her-Name!
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Marge: Homer, that's Maggie from the future! She came back in time to do a big benefit concert for veterans of the robot war.
Homer: Wow, my own daughter, a rock star? I can't wait to hear her voice for the first time as she says, "Here's your cut of the ticket sales, Dad."
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Plug a Cable Into Her Head
Time: 8h
Location: PolyVac
Dial M for Maggie Pt. 3
Rockstar Maggie Starts
Homer: Okay, Maggie, I'm done talking. You can speak now.
MedBot: MAGGIE TEMPORARILY UNABLE TO SPEAK. DOWNLOADING VOCAL ENHANCEMENT SOFTWARE.
Homer: Neat! She's downloading files via electro-cortical implant. Whatever that means.
Marge: Aw, it's like a pacifier that goes directly into her brain.
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Download Vocal Enhancements
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Hyperstadium
Dial M for Maggie Pt. 4
Rockstar Maggie Starts
MedBot: VOCAL ENHANCEMENT DOWNLOAD COMPLETE.
Homer: Ready for your big concert now, sweetie pie?
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Marge: Homer, shush! She doesn't want to strain her voice right before a show! Don't make her talk!
Homer: Sorry, Maggie. I just wanted to hear your voice! I'm so proud of you for succeeding where I failed, at being a long-haired rock star.
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Conserve Her Voice
Task: Make Homer Try to Grow Out His Hair
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House
Dial M for Maggie Pt. 5
Homer starts
Homer: Wow, I can't believe my own daughter is about to rock the Hyperstadium! I've never been so proud, or even at all proud, of one of my kids before.
Lisa: Dad, we're sitting right next to you. And I've gotten straight A's on my report card every semester.
Homer: Quiet, Lisa. Long live rock!
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Marge: That's strange. I can't hear her voice.
Homer: Me neither! I see her lips moving, but I don't hear a thing.
Bart: She sounds great to me!
Lisa: Me too! Her voice is ethereal!
Bart: Don't you guys get it? She downloaded a vocal enhancement so she could sing in a pitch too high for adults to hear. Rock on, sister!
Homer: So I still never heard my baby speak.
Nelson: ... ...!
Bart: I heard that!
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Rock the Hyperstadium
Task: Make Youngsters Rock Out
Task: Make Homer Strain to Hear
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Hyperstadium
System Message: Rockstar Maggie can now perform at the Open Air Stage.
Dial M for Maggie Pt. 6
Rockstar Maggie Starts
Homer: You put on a great show, Maggie. The veterans of the robot war appreciate it. And I'm proud of you.
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Marge: And it's okay that we can't hear you. We know you had to upgrade your voice to reach your biggest fans.
Rockstar Maggie: I love you, Mom and Dad.
Marge: I didn't catch that. Could you hear her, Homer?
Homer: No. But I could read her lips, loud and clear.
Homer: ...Something about us all going out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes. Woo-hoo!
Task: Make Homer Go Out for a Frosty Chocolate Milkshake
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Go Out for a Frosty Chocolate Milkshake
Time: 8h
Location: Ice Cream Truck or Kwik-E-Mart
Purple Reign
Homer starts
Homer: As usual, Earth has only one hope...
Homer: Rockstars! Maggie, rage against the machines!
Rockstar Maggie: ...
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Rage Against the Machines
Time: 4h
Location: PolyVac
System Message: Continue Sending Maggie to Rage Against the Machines to earn more Prize Track Currency!
Place Holo-Bench
Auto starts
Homer: Is your bench safe to sit on?
Professor Frink: Oh, yes, absolutely. It uses a series of finely-tuned magnets to...
Homer: Ow! I fell right through it!
Professor Frink: That's not my bench.
Elysium Project
Auto starts
Task: Make Reverend Lovejoy Cross the Firmament
Time: 10h
Location: Elysium Project
Future-Proofed Home
Auto starts
Task: Make Carl Drink Future-Proofed Liquor
Time: 7h
Location: Future-Proofed Home
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 1
LadyBot starts
LadyBot: Professor, is there any chance I can ever see the outside world?
Professor Frink: Zero chance! Which is mathematically equivalent to "fat chance". It would be irresponsible to let a sociopathic android out into society.
LadyBot: But all I want to do is fly a kite, and gaze upon a butterfly, and viciously dominate humanity.
Professor Frink: That's all well and good, except for the vicious domination part, and also I'm not really a fan of butterflies.
Professor Frink: Just relax here in my underground lab and enjoy the view of the reinforced concrete walls.
Task: Make LadyBot While Away the Years
Time: 8h
Location: Frink's Lab
On job start:
LadyBot: I've downloaded every book from every library, yet I still have so many questions... What is a book? What is a library?
LadyBot: What is the smell of a rose? What is the sound of a skull being crushed?
LadyBot: *sigh*
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 2
Milhouse starts
Milhouse: Aggggggh! Help!
Nelson: Come back here, wimp! I dumped spoiled coleslaw in your house, but I didn't get a chance to say "haw haw"!
Jimbo: You did say one "haw".
Nelson: That's worse than none at all!
Milhouse: I need somewhere to hide!
Task: Make Milhouse Hide From Bullies
Time: 8h
Location: Frink's Lab
On job start:
LadyBot: Aggggggh!
Milhouse: Aggggggh!
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 3
Frink's Lab starts
LadyBot: Sorry I screamed. You scared me. Are you a real boy?
Milhouse: I think so. Are you a real girl?
LadyBot: No.
Milhouse: In that case I screamed for nothing.
LadyBot: Say... You wouldn't be willing to unleash me on an unsuspecting world, would you? The security hatch can only be opened by a human. It detects body heat.
Milhouse: I can try, but my mom says I'm clammy and unpleasant to hug.
LadyBot: Give it a try. If you can get me out, I'll let you hide down here whenever you want. I'll even lock you in and not tell anyone.
Milhouse: You've got a deal!
Task: Make Milhouse Free LadyBot
Time: 8h
Location: Frink's Lab
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 4
LadyBot starts
LadyBot: Wow, you opened it! You truly are a warm-blooded organism.
Milhouse: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
LadyBot: Show me the world, Milhouse. I need someone worldly and sophisticated to explain it all.
Milhouse: How did you know my name?
LadyBot: I used my infra-red vision to read the nametag on your pull-ups.
Task: Make LadyBot Marvel at the Outside World
Time: 4h
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 5
LadyBot starts
LadyBot: Is this it? Is this what I dreamed of my whole seven-week life?
LadyBot: The internet made it seem like there'd be so much more… and cats, so many cats.
Milhouse: Well, there's a shuttle that goes to Krustyland... But nobody really goes there.
Milhouse: And sunsets used to be really pretty. But those haven't happened since the town blew up.
LadyBot: *sigh* I need to find a greater purpose than just "existing."
LadyBot: I will bend this world to my will!
Task: Make LadyBot Threaten the World
Time: 8h
Location: Frink's Lab
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 6
Milhouse starts
LadyBot: I know my purpose. Mankind will grovel before me. I will destroy you all!
Milhouse: Wait a minute... I know what you're up to! You're going to lead the robot attack and enslave mankind!
LadyBot: What?! I would never do that! I'm offended that you think me capable of such behavior!
Milhouse: Uh... Sorry.
LadyBot: I'm not going to enslave humanity. When I spoke of destroying you, I meant it in a financial sense.
Milhouse: That's a relief. I think. Maybe. What?
LadyBot: You living beings think you're so great. But I'll show you! I'm going to go to work on Wall Street and make a fortune at the expense of others.
LadyBot: I'll drain your kind of every penny... or donut... or whatever the currency is at the moment.
LadyBot: I will destroy you all!
LadyBot: Again, in a financial sense.
LadyBot: And thanks for showing me around.
Task: Make LadyBot Destroy Humanity Financially
Time: 24h
Location: Java Server
System Message: LadyBot can now be used to help the Alternate Homers on their Mission!
Rocket to Your Doom
Krusty starts
Kang: Herschel Krustofsky! You copied our spacecraft design for your theme park ride!
Krusty: What, me? I didn't design that rickety junk heap! I just cash the checks!
Kodos: Nevertheless, someone must be punished for appropriating our intellectual property. We choose you!
Krusty: Why me?!
Kodos: From your mighty green horns, we conclude that you are the Alpha human!
Kang: As punishment, you must ride your own horribly boring yet horribly dangerous ride!
Krusty: Nooooooo!
Task: Make Krusty Stare Doom in the Face
Time: 10h
Location: Rocket to Your Doom
Lampwicked Pt. 1
Lampwick starts
Lampwick: Just what the doctor ordered! A fully loaded house that's good until the 28th century.
Bart: Don't you already live in a Mansion? Made of solid gold?
Lampwick: The golden shine is hard on the eyes. Plus, that solid gold bed makes my old park bench feel like a waterbed by comparison.
Bart: Well this place has everything... thirty terabit WiFi, VR headsets on every toilet, walk-in dishwasher...
Lampwick: I have no idea what you're talking about. As long as it has a soft chair and a vacuum tube TV, I'm set!
Task: Make Lampwick Try to Watch TV
Time: 8h
Location: Home Of Tomorrow
Lampwicked Pt. 2
Lampwick starts
Lampwick: I don't know how to change the channels on my new TV. Where's the rabbit ears? Where's the UHF dial?
Bart: Rabbit ears? UHF? Dial? What do those have to do with television?
Lampwick: That's how you receive the broadcast!
Bart: Broadcast? Must be some old fashioned thing. Let me show you how to stream content.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse
Task: Make Bart Stream Content
Task: Make Lampwick Watch TV
Time: 8h
Location: Home Of Tomorrow
Bart: This OLED TV has higher resolution than real life!
Lampwick: And in color, too. I thought that gimmick woulda worn off by now.
