Crook and Ladder ***WALKTHROUGH***

Hot in Here Pt. 1

Homer starts

Wiggum: OK Homer, you ready for your annual firefighter certification test?
Fireman Homer: Um... “C”?
Wiggum: The test hasn't started yet. NOW it's starting.
Wiggum: Question 1: What are the three steps to take if you catch on fire?
Fireman Homer: Scream, yell, and die?
Wiggum: Incorrect. Here's a hint -- the first two steps rhyme with “mop.”
Fireman Homer: ...

Task: Make Homer Restudy the Firefighter’s Guide
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Fire Department or Simpson House

Hot in Here Pt. 2

Homer starts

Wiggum: Question 2: We've set up the following mock fire scene. Look over the scene and tell me what started the fire.
Fireman Homer: ...
Wiggum: Perhaps the burned food on the stove might help?
Fireman Homer: Of course! Eating something will definitely help me think better.
Fireman Homer: Mmm, burnt prop steak.

Task: Make Homer Season the Prop Steak with Prop Steak Sauce
Time: 3h
Location: Springfield Fire Department or Simpson House

Hot in Here Pt. 3

Homer starts

Fireman Homer: Roll, drop, and stop?
Wiggum: Incorrect.
Fireman Homer: Stop, roll, and drop?
Wiggum: Incorrect.
Fireman Homer: Roll, stop, and roll?

Task: Make Homer Keep Studying
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Fire Department or Simpson House

Hot in Here Pt. 4

Homer starts

Wiggum: Now it's time for your mandatory sexual harassment training.
Wiggum: Consider the following scenario:
Wiggum: Firefighter Jim approaches Firefighter Jane at work. “Hey Firefighter Jane,” says Jim, “How about I use my hose to dowse your fire pit?” Has Jim sexually harassed Jane?
Fireman Homer: So did Jane say yes??? You left out the best part!!

Task: Make Homer Do Online Sexual Harassment Training with an Answer Key
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Fire Department or Simpson House

Hot in Here Pt. 5

Homer starts

Fireman Homer: Okay, I've got it. Stop, drop, and ro!
Wiggum: “Ro?”
Fireman Homer: It's gotta be right! I wrote it on my hand! See?
Wiggum: You might wanna check your other hand.
Fireman Homer: “11?” Why did I write “11?”

Task: Make Wiggum Adjust the Curve Down So Homer Can Pass
Time: 30s
Location: Springfield Fire Department or Police Station

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Woman on Fire Pt. 1

Apu starts

Manjula: Apu, it's your turn to feed the Octuplets!
Fireman Apu: Sorry, I'd love to, but I've got to go put out a fire.
Manjula: Nice try. But I called the fire station and checked -- there are NO fires right now in Springfield.
Fireman Apu: Watch out! The baby bottles are on fire!
Manjula: What the--
Fireman Apu: Guess you gotta breastfeed them. Don't worry, I'll pick up some bottles tomorrow. Or better yet, I'll order them online. With non-expedited seven to ten business days shipping.

Task: Make Apu Order Bottles with Paypal So it Takes Longer to Process
Time: 24h
Location: Apu's Apartment or Kwik-E-Mart

Woman on Fire Pt. 2

Apu starts

Manjula: Apu, hurry up and get dressed! We don't want to miss the start of Hamilton.
Fireman Apu: Oh no! The tickets to Hamilton are on fire!
Manjula: Don't worry, I sent electronic tickets to your phone.
Fireman Apu: Oh no! My phone is on fire!
Manjula: I've got them on my phone as well.
Fireman Apu: *sigh*

Task: Make Apu Sit Through Hamilton Without His Phone to Play Freemium Games On
Time: 6h
Location: Aztec Theatre or Springfield Elementary

Woman on Fire Pt. 3

Apu starts

Manjula: Apu, can you put the kids into their high chairs? Dinner's almost ready.
Fireman Apu: Oh my gosh! The oven's on fire! Now we can't eat your gluten-free kale samosas!
Manjula: Tonight I ordered a pizza. I'm not making samosas ‘til tomorrow.
Fireman Apu: Oh my gosh! The Indian grocery where you buy the ingredients is on fire!

Task: Make Apu Go Through Receipts to Figure Out Where Manjula Shops
Time: 8h
Location: Apu's Apartment or Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Make Apu “Visit” All the Indian Groceries Just to be Safe
Time: 24h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Woman on Fire Pt. 4

Apu starts

Manjula: I'm home from my hair appointment! Are the babies ok?
Fireman Apu: Yes, but some other things aren't. Your Adele CDs caught on fire. As did that Teletubbies video the kids like. And that IKEA furniture you wanted me to put together. And all the pictures of your mom.

Task: Make Apu Kick Himself for Forgetting the Kama Sutra
Time: 6s
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

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Worth noting is Fireman Apu's Train the Dalmatian. So adorable!