Cthulhu's Revenge: Walkthrough
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No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 1
M'nthster starts
M'nthster: What do you mean evicted?
Wise Guy: Maybe it’ll sound better in your native tongue: beat it, freak. You haven’t paid rent.
M'nthster: You can't kick me out, do you know who my parent is?
Wise Guy: Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it all before. I once kicked one of Quimby’s illegitimate kids out and he tried to pull that.
Wise Guy: Of course, he had to get a paternity test first...
Wise Guy: And clean this place up before you go. It's a pigsty in here.
Task: Make M'nthster Clean House
Time: 24h
Location: R'lyeh (Bermuda Triangle Lair)
If the user has Wise Guy: Task: Make Raphael Judge M'nthster's Life Style
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 2
M'nthster starts
M'nthster: Can I stay with you for a while until I get back on my tentacles?
Count Dracula: Actually, now’s not really a good time. I’m getting calf implant surgery tomorrow...
M'nthster: Jeez, if you’re gonna make up an excuse, you can at least make it believable...
Count Dracula: Really?! You think it sounds unbelievable because my calves look okay as is?
M'nthster: No, your calves are puny, I just don’t believe you can afford the surgery...
Count Dracula: I can too! That’s it, you’re staying with us.
M'nthster: Thanks, Uncle Drac!
Task: Make M'nthster Crash With Uncle Drac
Time: 1h
Location: Dracula-la Land, Cursed Ship or Brown House
If the user has Count Dracula: Task: Make Count Dracula Get Calf Implants
Time: 12h
Location: Dracula-la Land, Cursed Ship or Brown House
Count Dracula: What’s the word, M'nthster?
M'nthster: Now your calves look TOO big. You know that anxiety when you’re filling up a balloon way too much and it’s gonna pop any second?
M'nthster: That’s what I feel looking at them.
Count Dracula: I meant with getting your life back together!
M'nthster: Oh. No, I’m still trying to find myself while watching TV on your couch. Can we get some premium channels in here??
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 3
M'nthster starts
M'nthster: I've done it, I know what I have to do now.
Count Dracula: Aw, I’m so happy for you. Now, get out.
Countess Dracula: *ominous glare*
Count Dracula: Okay, okay. What’s your calling? Nightmare demon? Cosmic terrorist?
M'nthster: Sleazy businessman!
Task: Make M'nthster Start a Terrorizing Business
Time: 1h
Location: Java Server or Town Hall
M'nthster: Welcome to M'nthster's Monsters. What can I do for you?
Homer: I want to order your deluxe “Pants Wetter" value pack for my neighbor, stupid Flanders.
M'nthster: I’ve got the perfect Scare Package for him: I’ll tell him that both his kids want to major in *journalism* when they go to college!
Homer: Ah!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 4
M'nthster starts
M'nthster: I'm hopeless.
Countess Dracula: What's wrong, my little nightmare?
M'nthster: My business went under and I almost got exorcised by that Flanders guy. If this keeps up, I'll have to live with you forever.
Count Dracula: *horrified scream*
Countess Dracula: You just need to stop trying to be like everyone else. You're a hideous otherworldly monster -- you should be proud.
M'nthster: You're right, I am hideous!
M'nthster: Thanks, Auntie. I'm ready to go out there and conquer the world!
Task: Make M'nthster Conquer the World
Time: 8h
Wise Guy: It's the middle of the night. Get off my property.
M'nthster: No, this place is mine now, and so is your soul!
Wise Guy: You can't! I was saving my soul for if I ever have to battle the devil in a fiddle contest!
M'nthster: Or you could just give the keys to my old place back.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 5
M'nthster starts
M'nthster: Home sweet lair! What do you think of my bachelor pad?
Count Dracula: What is that smell?
M'nthster: Sorry, it’s Ralph Lauren.
Countess Dracula: Oh, you got some new cologne?
M'nthster: No, I kidnapped the designer and I’m slowly cooking him in a stew for dinner.
Count Dracula: Wow, you’ve got great taste!
Task: Make M'nthster Unpack Bachelor Pad
Time: 4h
Location: R'lyeh (Bermuda Triangle Lair)
M'nthster: Ah, it’s so great to have my own place.
Count Dracula: Uh, M'nthster, you think I could crash here for a while? The Countess caught me staring at another woman’s neck veins.
M'nthster: Oh, I’d LOVE to, but, uh... I’m having tentacle enlargement surgery...
M'nthster: Good luck though!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
M'nthster starts
M'nthster: What do you mean evicted?
Wise Guy: Maybe it’ll sound better in your native tongue: beat it, freak. You haven’t paid rent.
M'nthster: You can't kick me out, do you know who my parent is?
Wise Guy: Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it all before. I once kicked one of Quimby’s illegitimate kids out and he tried to pull that.
Wise Guy: Of course, he had to get a paternity test first...
Wise Guy: And clean this place up before you go. It's a pigsty in here.
Task: Make M'nthster Clean House
Time: 24h
Location: R'lyeh (Bermuda Triangle Lair)
If the user has Wise Guy: Task: Make Raphael Judge M'nthster's Life Style
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 2
M'nthster starts
M'nthster: Can I stay with you for a while until I get back on my tentacles?
Count Dracula: Actually, now’s not really a good time. I’m getting calf implant surgery tomorrow...
M'nthster: Jeez, if you’re gonna make up an excuse, you can at least make it believable...
Count Dracula: Really?! You think it sounds unbelievable because my calves look okay as is?
M'nthster: No, your calves are puny, I just don’t believe you can afford the surgery...
Count Dracula: I can too! That’s it, you’re staying with us.
M'nthster: Thanks, Uncle Drac!
Task: Make M'nthster Crash With Uncle Drac
Time: 1h
Location: Dracula-la Land, Cursed Ship or Brown House
If the user has Count Dracula: Task: Make Count Dracula Get Calf Implants
Time: 12h
Location: Dracula-la Land, Cursed Ship or Brown House
Count Dracula: What’s the word, M'nthster?
M'nthster: Now your calves look TOO big. You know that anxiety when you’re filling up a balloon way too much and it’s gonna pop any second?
M'nthster: That’s what I feel looking at them.
Count Dracula: I meant with getting your life back together!
M'nthster: Oh. No, I’m still trying to find myself while watching TV on your couch. Can we get some premium channels in here??
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 3
M'nthster starts
M'nthster: I've done it, I know what I have to do now.
Count Dracula: Aw, I’m so happy for you. Now, get out.
Countess Dracula: *ominous glare*
Count Dracula: Okay, okay. What’s your calling? Nightmare demon? Cosmic terrorist?
M'nthster: Sleazy businessman!
Task: Make M'nthster Start a Terrorizing Business
Time: 1h
Location: Java Server or Town Hall
M'nthster: Welcome to M'nthster's Monsters. What can I do for you?
Homer: I want to order your deluxe “Pants Wetter" value pack for my neighbor, stupid Flanders.
M'nthster: I’ve got the perfect Scare Package for him: I’ll tell him that both his kids want to major in *journalism* when they go to college!
Homer: Ah!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 4
M'nthster starts
M'nthster: I'm hopeless.
Countess Dracula: What's wrong, my little nightmare?
M'nthster: My business went under and I almost got exorcised by that Flanders guy. If this keeps up, I'll have to live with you forever.
Count Dracula: *horrified scream*
Countess Dracula: You just need to stop trying to be like everyone else. You're a hideous otherworldly monster -- you should be proud.
M'nthster: You're right, I am hideous!
M'nthster: Thanks, Auntie. I'm ready to go out there and conquer the world!
Task: Make M'nthster Conquer the World
Time: 8h
Wise Guy: It's the middle of the night. Get off my property.
M'nthster: No, this place is mine now, and so is your soul!
Wise Guy: You can't! I was saving my soul for if I ever have to battle the devil in a fiddle contest!
M'nthster: Or you could just give the keys to my old place back.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Rich in Eldritch Pt. 5
M'nthster starts
M'nthster: Home sweet lair! What do you think of my bachelor pad?
Count Dracula: What is that smell?
M'nthster: Sorry, it’s Ralph Lauren.
Countess Dracula: Oh, you got some new cologne?
M'nthster: No, I kidnapped the designer and I’m slowly cooking him in a stew for dinner.
Count Dracula: Wow, you’ve got great taste!
Task: Make M'nthster Unpack Bachelor Pad
Time: 4h
Location: R'lyeh (Bermuda Triangle Lair)
M'nthster: Ah, it’s so great to have my own place.
Count Dracula: Uh, M'nthster, you think I could crash here for a while? The Countess caught me staring at another woman’s neck veins.
M'nthster: Oh, I’d LOVE to, but, uh... I’m having tentacle enlargement surgery...
M'nthster: Good luck though!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
