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Low Expectations Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Ronaldo, my old penpal from Brazil! What are you doing here?
Ronaldo: Your Mayor brought me here to parade around town in my flamingo costume.
Lisa: That'll cheer the town up!
Ronaldo: Don't get too excited. He also opened a local branch of my home,“The Filthy Angels Orphanage”.
Task: Make Ronaldo Parade as a Flamingo
Time: 8h
Low Expectations Pt. 2
Lisa starts
Lisa: Mom, my orphan friend Ronaldo is living in Springfield. Can we adopt him?
Ronaldo: Oh, that would be wonderful! To live with a proper American family.
Homer: Not so fast! If we're getting a new son, I want to trade in the old one.
Lisa: Wait, you're saying Ronaldo moves in to our house, and Bart goes to the orphanage?!
Bart: Suits me. At least there I won't have to listen to a fat man choking on too many pork chops.
Task: Reach Level 12 & Build Bart's Treehouse
Task: Make Bart Move Into the Orphanage
Time: 4h
Location: Filthy Angels Orphanage
Task: Make Bart Move into the Orphanage
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Low Expectations Pt. 3
Apu starts
Apu: So, Ronaldo, how do you like being adopted by the Simpsons?
Ronaldo: I'm very hungry. At dinner the food is all eaten before I've even had a chance to unfold my napkin.
Ronaldo: Even at the orphanage I got three solid bowls of gruel a day.
Task: Make Ronaldo Fight Homer for Food
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Low Expectations Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Lisa: Are you excited, Ronaldo? It's your first day of school at Springfield Elementary.
Ronaldo: I'm a little scared. I'm the new boy. What if I don't make any friends?
Milhouse: Don't worry about that! Consider me your new bestie.
Ronaldo: Now I'm really worried.
Task: Make Ronaldo Go To School
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Skinner: Ronaldo, you're in fourth grade but your math and reading skills are those of an eighth grader.
Ronaldo: Yes, the Holy Sisters of my orphanage felt that nothing was more important than education.
Lisa: Um, mom, can I go be an orphan?
Low Expectations Pt. 5
Ronaldo starts
Ronaldo: Lisa, after spending time in your house and school, I think I'd rather be an orphan in a flamingo costume.
Brazilian Nun: Yes, please take Bart back. He's a terrible example for our children.
Brazilian Nun: He's disobedient, disrespectful, and he spray-painted “Mother Superior is a wiener” on the garden wall.
Bart: Hey, it was an honest criticism. I love the place and I want to make it better.
Task: Make Bart Hang out at the Orphanage
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Ronaldo Parade as a Flamingo
Time: 8h
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Rio Days-Inn-Ero
Auto starts
Quimby: Finally, another hotel where I can have, er, ah consultations with Miss Springfield about er, ah important civic business.
Quimby: And belly massages.
Blue Haired Lawyer: I'm afraid I'm shutting this place down.
Quimby: Why? Health violations? Safety?
Blue Haired Lawyer: Worse. Torture.
Blue Haired Lawyer: We've never seen such a tortured pun name.
Score a Room
Krusty starts
Task: Make Krusty Score a Room
Time: 24h
Location: Rio Days-Inn-Ero
XOXO! Pt. 1
Xoxchitla starts
Xoxchitla: Happy morning, children of Springfield U.S.A. It's me, Xoxchitla, from Brazil!
Xoxchitla: Are you ready to learn your arithmetic with dancing and wriggling, the Teleboobies way?
Bart: Indeed we are, ma'am.
Bart: For the first time ever I'm interested in learning.
Task: Make Xoxchitla Educate
Time: 4h
Location: Carnival Float
XOXO! Pt. 2
Xoxchitla starts
Kent Brockman: Xoxchitla, your show is the highest rated children's program we've ever had on Channel Six.
Xoxchitla: Ootchy-scootchy wonderful.
Kent Brockman: Actually, it isn't saying a lot. Our other kids program is Krusty.
Kent Brockman: On the other hand, your program has also earned a record number of protests.
Kent Brockman: Which *is* saying a lot. Our other program is Krusty.
Task: Make Xoxchitla Read Fan Mail
Time: 1h
Location: Carnival Float
Task: Make Ned Flanders Write Protest Letters
Time: 1h
Location: Flanders House
XOXO! Pt. 3
Xoxchitla starts
Moe: Hey Xoxchitla! All of us guys at the bar are giant fans.
Xoxchitla: Really? You and your barfly friends like a children's show?
Moe: Whaa? Teleboobies is a kids show?! Now I feel very weird about myself.
Moe: But it does explain how come adult entertainment was on at ten in the morning.
Task: Reach Level 15 & Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Xoxchitla Put on a Special
Time: 4h
Location: Carnival Float
Task: Make Springfield Men Watch Xoxchitla's Special
Time: 4h
Location: KTV Building, Channel 6 or Brown House
Characters: Moe, Homer, Lenny, Carl, Barney, Apu, Kirk, Comic Book Guy, Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph, Disco Stu, Patty, Herman, Krusty, Otto, Sea Captain, Sanjay, Dr. Nick, Snake, Wiggum, Artie Ziff
XOXO! Pt. 4
Krusty starts
Krusty: Xoxchitla, we're both in the kids entertainment business, right?
Xoxchitla: Oh, no. Maybe you entertain, but I educate.
Krusty: Eh, let's face it, I don't even entertain.
Krusty: But how about we team up, and do what we do best... make money off children.
Krusty: Maybe we could do more than team up. I'm looking for wife number seven.
Task: Make Xoxchitla Consider Krusty's Proposal
Time: 4h
Location: Carnival Float
Xoxchitla: Krusty, thanks for your marriage proposal. In Brazil, no man is more desirable than an aging washed up clown.
Krusty: Really? That's me exactly!
Xoxchitla: Unfortunately, we are not in Brazil.
Krusty: I never see those coming.
XOXO! Pt. 5
Xoxchitla starts
Xoxchitla: Ooh, a crowd of fans outside my dressing room. Let's all drink açaí smoothies.
Ned: We're not fans, we're protesters.
Luann: We want our husbands to stop spending all their time watching you.
Helen Lovejoy: Yes, and go back to spending all their time watching football.
Xoxchitla: Mr. Flanders, I am going to prove you're wrong about me.
Task: Make Xoxchitla Give Flanders a Private Demonstration
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Make Ned Attend the Private Demonstration
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
XOXO Pt. 6
Xoxchitla starts
Xoxchitla: Good news, my wonderful fans. Mr. Flanders has retracted his protest.
Xoxchitla: You see there's really nothing wrong with “Teleboobies.” It's just that you Americans are so hung up on sex.
Ned: We watched the show, and before you know it, Rod and Todd had learned enough to read Corinthians, One and Two!
Ned: When I say “watched”, I mean “listened to the sound with a sheet over the TV screen.”
Task: Make Xoxchitla Do the Teleboobies Dance
Time: 8h
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Platinum Scratcher
Auto starts on February 26th
Tourist: The magazines were true! The kids don't go to school, beggars in the street looking for jobs, they even barter with food items for buildings!
Homer: Is what this magazine says about your education true boy?
Bart: Beats me. The only thing I read is watching internet videos.
Homer: Well, at least you've learned grammar.
Declan Desmond: Support Springfield schools by playing the lotto. Platinum Scratch-R are now available!
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Try and Stop Us Billboard
Auto starts
Lisa: Is a threatening billboard really the best way to welcome people into Springfield?
Quimby: Tourists are jewels on the cushion of hospitality. So they deserve to know this place is a craphole.
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Robots in the Skies Pt. 1
Homer starts
Bart: This is an expensive-looking airplane.
Homer: And just in time. I've been looking for a classy place to pee behind.
Task: : Make Homer Pee Behind Planebot
Time: 1h
Location: Plane Bot
Robots in the Skies Pt. 2
Homer starts
Plane Bot: HOW DARE YOU URINATE ON MY AILERONS?!
Homer: It was an honest mistake. I thought you were an old junk heap.
Plane Bot: NOW I'M REALLY ANNOYED. I was going to give a boon to mankind, the secrets to eternal prosperity and peace...
Plane Bot: But now I'm going to kick your humanoid heinies. Prepare to be destroyed!
Bart: Get in line. We've already been attacked by robots and aliens. Plus doofus here blew us all to smithereens.
Plane Bot: I will not be ignored. I'm a planeformer, and I deserve respect!
Task: Tap Planebot to Shut Him Up
Tourists Upsell
Auto starts on March 7th
Tourist: Three tickets to get the hell out of here, please.
Wiggum: Sorry, the new government doesn't allow undocumented immigrants to use the airport.
Japanese Female Tourist: We're American! We're only dressed like this because we're on vacation.
Wiggum: Sounds like wall-jumper talk to me!
Tourist: We're from Wisconsin!
Wiggum: Wiscon-stan? So you're from the Middle East?
Tourist: No, the Midwest. Ay carumba!
System Message: Looks like these immigrants are here to stay, get them in the store and give them the jobs no one else wants.
Wiggum: Strike three!
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Permanent Vacation
Auto starts
Task: Make Tourist Staycate in France
Time: 4h
Task: Make Tourist Staycate in Japan
Time: 8h
Task: Make Tourist Staycate in Brazil
Time: 12h
Low Expectations Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Ronaldo, my old penpal from Brazil! What are you doing here?
Ronaldo: Your Mayor brought me here to parade around town in my flamingo costume.
Lisa: That'll cheer the town up!
Ronaldo: Don't get too excited. He also opened a local branch of my home,“The Filthy Angels Orphanage”.
Task: Make Ronaldo Parade as a Flamingo
Time: 8h
Low Expectations Pt. 2
Lisa starts
Lisa: Mom, my orphan friend Ronaldo is living in Springfield. Can we adopt him?
Ronaldo: Oh, that would be wonderful! To live with a proper American family.
Homer: Not so fast! If we're getting a new son, I want to trade in the old one.
Lisa: Wait, you're saying Ronaldo moves in to our house, and Bart goes to the orphanage?!
Bart: Suits me. At least there I won't have to listen to a fat man choking on too many pork chops.
Task: Reach Level 12 & Build Bart's Treehouse
Task: Make Bart Move Into the Orphanage
Time: 4h
Location: Filthy Angels Orphanage
Task: Make Bart Move into the Orphanage
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Low Expectations Pt. 3
Apu starts
Apu: So, Ronaldo, how do you like being adopted by the Simpsons?
Ronaldo: I'm very hungry. At dinner the food is all eaten before I've even had a chance to unfold my napkin.
Ronaldo: Even at the orphanage I got three solid bowls of gruel a day.
Task: Make Ronaldo Fight Homer for Food
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Low Expectations Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Lisa: Are you excited, Ronaldo? It's your first day of school at Springfield Elementary.
Ronaldo: I'm a little scared. I'm the new boy. What if I don't make any friends?
Milhouse: Don't worry about that! Consider me your new bestie.
Ronaldo: Now I'm really worried.
Task: Make Ronaldo Go To School
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Skinner: Ronaldo, you're in fourth grade but your math and reading skills are those of an eighth grader.
Ronaldo: Yes, the Holy Sisters of my orphanage felt that nothing was more important than education.
Lisa: Um, mom, can I go be an orphan?
Low Expectations Pt. 5
Ronaldo starts
Ronaldo: Lisa, after spending time in your house and school, I think I'd rather be an orphan in a flamingo costume.
Brazilian Nun: Yes, please take Bart back. He's a terrible example for our children.
Brazilian Nun: He's disobedient, disrespectful, and he spray-painted “Mother Superior is a wiener” on the garden wall.
Bart: Hey, it was an honest criticism. I love the place and I want to make it better.
Task: Make Bart Hang out at the Orphanage
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Ronaldo Parade as a Flamingo
Time: 8h
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Rio Days-Inn-Ero
Auto starts
Quimby: Finally, another hotel where I can have, er, ah consultations with Miss Springfield about er, ah important civic business.
Quimby: And belly massages.
Blue Haired Lawyer: I'm afraid I'm shutting this place down.
Quimby: Why? Health violations? Safety?
Blue Haired Lawyer: Worse. Torture.
Blue Haired Lawyer: We've never seen such a tortured pun name.
Score a Room
Krusty starts
Task: Make Krusty Score a Room
Time: 24h
Location: Rio Days-Inn-Ero
XOXO! Pt. 1
Xoxchitla starts
Xoxchitla: Happy morning, children of Springfield U.S.A. It's me, Xoxchitla, from Brazil!
Xoxchitla: Are you ready to learn your arithmetic with dancing and wriggling, the Teleboobies way?
Bart: Indeed we are, ma'am.
Bart: For the first time ever I'm interested in learning.
Task: Make Xoxchitla Educate
Time: 4h
Location: Carnival Float
XOXO! Pt. 2
Xoxchitla starts
Kent Brockman: Xoxchitla, your show is the highest rated children's program we've ever had on Channel Six.
Xoxchitla: Ootchy-scootchy wonderful.
Kent Brockman: Actually, it isn't saying a lot. Our other kids program is Krusty.
Kent Brockman: On the other hand, your program has also earned a record number of protests.
Kent Brockman: Which *is* saying a lot. Our other program is Krusty.
Task: Make Xoxchitla Read Fan Mail
Time: 1h
Location: Carnival Float
Task: Make Ned Flanders Write Protest Letters
Time: 1h
Location: Flanders House
XOXO! Pt. 3
Xoxchitla starts
Moe: Hey Xoxchitla! All of us guys at the bar are giant fans.
Xoxchitla: Really? You and your barfly friends like a children's show?
Moe: Whaa? Teleboobies is a kids show?! Now I feel very weird about myself.
Moe: But it does explain how come adult entertainment was on at ten in the morning.
Task: Reach Level 15 & Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Xoxchitla Put on a Special
Time: 4h
Location: Carnival Float
Task: Make Springfield Men Watch Xoxchitla's Special
Time: 4h
Location: KTV Building, Channel 6 or Brown House
Characters: Moe, Homer, Lenny, Carl, Barney, Apu, Kirk, Comic Book Guy, Jimbo, Kearney, Dolph, Disco Stu, Patty, Herman, Krusty, Otto, Sea Captain, Sanjay, Dr. Nick, Snake, Wiggum, Artie Ziff
XOXO! Pt. 4
Krusty starts
Krusty: Xoxchitla, we're both in the kids entertainment business, right?
Xoxchitla: Oh, no. Maybe you entertain, but I educate.
Krusty: Eh, let's face it, I don't even entertain.
Krusty: But how about we team up, and do what we do best... make money off children.
Krusty: Maybe we could do more than team up. I'm looking for wife number seven.
Task: Make Xoxchitla Consider Krusty's Proposal
Time: 4h
Location: Carnival Float
Xoxchitla: Krusty, thanks for your marriage proposal. In Brazil, no man is more desirable than an aging washed up clown.
Krusty: Really? That's me exactly!
Xoxchitla: Unfortunately, we are not in Brazil.
Krusty: I never see those coming.
XOXO! Pt. 5
Xoxchitla starts
Xoxchitla: Ooh, a crowd of fans outside my dressing room. Let's all drink açaí smoothies.
Ned: We're not fans, we're protesters.
Luann: We want our husbands to stop spending all their time watching you.
Helen Lovejoy: Yes, and go back to spending all their time watching football.
Xoxchitla: Mr. Flanders, I am going to prove you're wrong about me.
Task: Make Xoxchitla Give Flanders a Private Demonstration
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Make Ned Attend the Private Demonstration
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
XOXO Pt. 6
Xoxchitla starts
Xoxchitla: Good news, my wonderful fans. Mr. Flanders has retracted his protest.
Xoxchitla: You see there's really nothing wrong with “Teleboobies.” It's just that you Americans are so hung up on sex.
Ned: We watched the show, and before you know it, Rod and Todd had learned enough to read Corinthians, One and Two!
Ned: When I say “watched”, I mean “listened to the sound with a sheet over the TV screen.”
Task: Make Xoxchitla Do the Teleboobies Dance
Time: 8h
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Platinum Scratcher
Auto starts on February 26th
Tourist: The magazines were true! The kids don't go to school, beggars in the street looking for jobs, they even barter with food items for buildings!
Homer: Is what this magazine says about your education true boy?
Bart: Beats me. The only thing I read is watching internet videos.
Homer: Well, at least you've learned grammar.
Declan Desmond: Support Springfield schools by playing the lotto. Platinum Scratch-R are now available!
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/tryandstopusbillboard.png?w=87
Try and Stop Us Billboard
Auto starts
Lisa: Is a threatening billboard really the best way to welcome people into Springfield?
Quimby: Tourists are jewels on the cushion of hospitality. So they deserve to know this place is a craphole.
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/planebot_menu.png?w=150
Robots in the Skies Pt. 1
Homer starts
Bart: This is an expensive-looking airplane.
Homer: And just in time. I've been looking for a classy place to pee behind.
Task: : Make Homer Pee Behind Planebot
Time: 1h
Location: Plane Bot
Robots in the Skies Pt. 2
Homer starts
Plane Bot: HOW DARE YOU URINATE ON MY AILERONS?!
Homer: It was an honest mistake. I thought you were an old junk heap.
Plane Bot: NOW I'M REALLY ANNOYED. I was going to give a boon to mankind, the secrets to eternal prosperity and peace...
Plane Bot: But now I'm going to kick your humanoid heinies. Prepare to be destroyed!
Bart: Get in line. We've already been attacked by robots and aliens. Plus doofus here blew us all to smithereens.
Plane Bot: I will not be ignored. I'm a planeformer, and I deserve respect!
Task: Tap Planebot to Shut Him Up
Tourists Upsell
Auto starts on March 7th
Tourist: Three tickets to get the hell out of here, please.
Wiggum: Sorry, the new government doesn't allow undocumented immigrants to use the airport.
Japanese Female Tourist: We're American! We're only dressed like this because we're on vacation.
Wiggum: Sounds like wall-jumper talk to me!
Tourist: We're from Wisconsin!
Wiggum: Wiscon-stan? So you're from the Middle East?
Tourist: No, the Midwest. Ay carumba!
System Message: Looks like these immigrants are here to stay, get them in the store and give them the jobs no one else wants.
Wiggum: Strike three!
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/untitled-11.png?w=150
Permanent Vacation
Auto starts
Task: Make Tourist Staycate in France
Time: 4h
Task: Make Tourist Staycate in Japan
Time: 8h
Task: Make Tourist Staycate in Brazil
Time: 12h
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