Springfield Heights ***WALKTHROUGH***
Springfield Heights Pt. 1
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers, what are those baboons doing in the break room?
Smithers: Unfortunately sir, those are humans. The monkeys we trained have all been poached by competitors.
Homer: I drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake.
Carl: Okay Homer, we all saw “There Will Be Blood”.
Lenny: And read Upton Sinclair’s novel Oil!
Lenny: No wait, none of us did that.
Homer: I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Homer: All I know is that while you're doing it, I'm using this slanty straw I invented... to drink your milkshakes!
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson, sir. He's pretty much the one baboon our competitors didn't get.
Mr. Burns: Homer Simpson, eh? Well he's given me an idea -- to reuse an idea I had twenty years ago.
Task: Build Burns Slant-Drilling Co.
Springfield Heights Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: We struck oil, Smithers! Finally I can join the trillionaires club. I just wish it wasn't so lonely at the clubhouse.
Mr. Burns: Just me and those freshly killed endangered species waiting to be stuffed and/or cooked. Maybe I should hire staff.
Smithers: Sir, an oil based economy usually brings two things to town: millionaires and an influx of young, brawny single men.
Mr. Burns: So we'll both have something to look forward to.
Smithers: Err, I'm not sure I follow you, sir.
Mr. Burns: I'll have my financial peers and you'll have a lower wage due to increased competition. A Win-Win!
Mr. Burns: But more millionaires could be a threat! Unless I owned their homes. Then I could be their…
Mr. Burns: Smithers, what's the rich version of slum lord? Eh, let's just stick with slum lord.
Mr. Burns: Find me a real estate agent!
Task: Build Red Blazer Realty
Springfield Heights Pt. 3
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: Mr. Burns as a client? Finally, someone with the money, the gumption, and the money to build homes suitable for me to sell.
Mr. Burns: Homes? These people buy homes for their dogs! I don't need homes - I need mansions! Although I will need some homes for their dogs.
Cookie Kwan: The only area that fits that description is Springfield Heights. And lucky for you it's on my turf – the West Side.
Mr. Burns: Ah, so that's west, is it? We've never really had a compass direction in this town before.
Cookie Kwan: Unfortunately it's separated from the town by a chain of mountains.
Cookie Kwan: If only there were someone in Springfield known to occasionally walk around throwing dynamite.
Task: Make Homer Clear the Tunnel
Time: 6s
Location: Mountains
Cookie Kwan: Thank you, Homer! Your haphazard use of explosives has cleared the tunnel.
Cookie Kwan: It's collapsed before, and certainly isn't more structurally sound now... but it's open.
Springfield Heights Pt. 4
Auto starts
Cookie Kwan: Glor? Spang? Kleeb? What store is this and why does it only sell rejected fight sound effects?
Lisa: That's the Danish furniture store Shøp! They sell expensive-looking furniture and cheap horsemeat.
Cookie Kwan: Classy on the outside, trashy on the inside – that's my target clientele!
Homer: But where will all the trashy on the outside and trashy on the inside people shop? We can't afford those prices.
Cookie Kwan: Then get off your lazy butt and get a second job. We all have them. It's the American way.
Lisa: What's your second job?
Cookie Kwan: Real estate agent. My first job is blazer model.
Homer: More work?!? I don't like the American way. Why can't we just ONCE adopt the Canadian way?
Task: Build Deluxe Condo
Reward: 10 XP 5 Furniture
Real Estate Mogul Pt. 1
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: These condos are really going to stretch my realtor up-selling skills. Small becomes cozy. Poorly lit becomes romantic.
Cookie Kwan: And roaming gangs become armed security, as long as you're not wearing blue or gold.
Quimby: How long before our first silver-spoon moves in?
Cookie Kwan: Oh, this is what we in the realty business call a long con. These are to attract more of a stainless steel spoon variety.
Quimby: Then why did we, ah, build it? If I wanted more middle class people in this town, I wouldn't have converted that library into an abandoned library.
Cookie Kwan: Wealthy people don't like to be the first to settle. They do it in waves.
Cookie Kwan: First the middle class force out the poor and then the wealthy force out the middle class.
Cookie Kwan: And then the poor rise up, chase out the wealthy and burn down the neighborhood, starting the process over again.
Quimby: But when that happens they always make an example of their political leaders by keeping them in power, right? Right?
Task: Have Cookie Kwan Advertise Springfield Heights
Time: 8h
Location: Shøp
Task: Reach 1M Real Estate
Task: Build Montessori School
The More the Merrier
Auto starts
Homer: AAAHHH! I can't keep up with all the customers' orders... and all their returns!
Lisa: I think you're not following the instructions right. All these chairs have two legs.
Homer: I thought they were just fancy chairs invented by some snooty Scandinavian designer!
Task: Unlock Ned Flanders's job at the Shøp
Reward: 10 XP 10 Furniture
Springfield Heights Pt. 5
Comic Book Guy starts
Cookie Kwan: Gentrification is coming. I can smell it.
Comic Book Guy: Allow me to try - I took an online sommelier course in nerd scents. Yes, I smell small-batch pour-over coffee and free wifi.
Comic Book Guy: *sniff sniff* Two hour limit with purchase.
Cookie Kwan: It's perfect. First the coffee shops come, then the brunch places, then the dog groomers, and then the dog brunch places.
Task: Unlock Coffee Shop in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Collect Lattes
Location: Coffee Shop
Task: Upgrade a Deluxe Condo to Level 2
The Rich Texan: Oh shoot. My wallet's too full again and won't close. Quick sweetie, let's buy this here penthouse suite!
Paris Texan: No, Daddy! Gross. I can't film my next reality show in a condo! People expect a certain level of class from reality TV.
Paris Texan: Plus I need something big enough to fit an underwater confessional cam.
Reward: 10 XP 10 Latte
Springfield Heights Pt. 6
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: Most wealthy people have forgotten how to do the most basic of tasks.
Mr. Burns: What? I wasn't listening. Smithers! Listen for me!
Cookie Kwan: That's why we need to build something for the 1%'s assistants, trust fund managers, professional meat cutters, and mail order mistresses.
Task: Unlock the Institute of Technology in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Smart Devices
Location: Institute of Technology
Manjula: What is it, Apu? You stopped mopping. Is the bucket ready to be poured back into the Squishee machine?
Apu: I felt a chill - like Springfield finally decided to join the tech crunch. I'm not going to be the only Nahasapeemapetilon in the phone book for much longer.
Reward: 10 XP 8 Smart Devices
Springfield Heights Pt. 7
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: Despite my love of the West Side, rich people tend to embrace eastern traditions – sushi, yoga, purchasing girls' underwear from a vending machine.
Moe: I did yoga once back in the seventies. Only back then they called it yogurt, and it was a food not an exercise routine.
Moe: I can also confuse yoga for Yogi Bear. You wanna hear that one?
Task: Unlock L.A. Bodyworks in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Yoga Mats
Location: L.A. Body Works
Springfield Heights Pt. 8
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: My beautiful wealthy oasis is almost complete. Now we just need a healthy supply of prescription drugs for our bored housewives to get addicted to.
Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Cookie Kwan: No, your face is already on too many bench ads. You've been sullied by the butts of the poor!
Cookie Kwan: I'd never stoop to a bench ad. Now a stoop ad, that's thinking outside the box. Hmm, a box ad…
Task: Unlock John's Pharmaceuticals in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Pharmaceuticals
Location: John's Pharmaceuticals
Springfield Heights Pt. 9
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: We haven't had a single wealthy person move in! I don't deserve this real estate blazer or hot air balloon. Hot air balloons are for closers…and balloon enthusiasts.
Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman here, reporting on the public outcry for the rich and famous.
Kent Brockman: What will bring the elite class to this one horse town? Two horses? In this reporter's opinion – three!
Cookie Kwan: Of course!
Kent Brockman: The horses? That was my idea! It's copywritten!
Cookie Kwan: No! We need a dog and pony show! But instead of dogs and ponies, we have celebrities and celebrity ponies.
Cookie Kwan: Nothing attracts rich people more than red carpet events.
Task: Unlock Heights Theater in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Hollywood Awards
Location: Heights Theater
Cookie Kwan: All the celebrities had Native Americans accept their awards on their behalf to protest Springfield Heights being built on an ancient burial ground.
Cookie Kwan: Don't they realize that a haunted house counts as a built-in alarm system? It's a perk!
Message: You've completed the quests. But keep building your Springfield Heights to increase your Real Estate Value and unlock more prizes!
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers, what are those baboons doing in the break room?
Smithers: Unfortunately sir, those are humans. The monkeys we trained have all been poached by competitors.
Homer: I drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake.
Carl: Okay Homer, we all saw “There Will Be Blood”.
Lenny: And read Upton Sinclair’s novel Oil!
Lenny: No wait, none of us did that.
Homer: I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Homer: All I know is that while you're doing it, I'm using this slanty straw I invented... to drink your milkshakes!
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson, sir. He's pretty much the one baboon our competitors didn't get.
Mr. Burns: Homer Simpson, eh? Well he's given me an idea -- to reuse an idea I had twenty years ago.
Task: Build Burns Slant-Drilling Co.
Springfield Heights Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: We struck oil, Smithers! Finally I can join the trillionaires club. I just wish it wasn't so lonely at the clubhouse.
Mr. Burns: Just me and those freshly killed endangered species waiting to be stuffed and/or cooked. Maybe I should hire staff.
Smithers: Sir, an oil based economy usually brings two things to town: millionaires and an influx of young, brawny single men.
Mr. Burns: So we'll both have something to look forward to.
Smithers: Err, I'm not sure I follow you, sir.
Mr. Burns: I'll have my financial peers and you'll have a lower wage due to increased competition. A Win-Win!
Mr. Burns: But more millionaires could be a threat! Unless I owned their homes. Then I could be their…
Mr. Burns: Smithers, what's the rich version of slum lord? Eh, let's just stick with slum lord.
Mr. Burns: Find me a real estate agent!
Task: Build Red Blazer Realty
Springfield Heights Pt. 3
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: Mr. Burns as a client? Finally, someone with the money, the gumption, and the money to build homes suitable for me to sell.
Mr. Burns: Homes? These people buy homes for their dogs! I don't need homes - I need mansions! Although I will need some homes for their dogs.
Cookie Kwan: The only area that fits that description is Springfield Heights. And lucky for you it's on my turf – the West Side.
Mr. Burns: Ah, so that's west, is it? We've never really had a compass direction in this town before.
Cookie Kwan: Unfortunately it's separated from the town by a chain of mountains.
Cookie Kwan: If only there were someone in Springfield known to occasionally walk around throwing dynamite.
Task: Make Homer Clear the Tunnel
Time: 6s
Location: Mountains
Cookie Kwan: Thank you, Homer! Your haphazard use of explosives has cleared the tunnel.
Cookie Kwan: It's collapsed before, and certainly isn't more structurally sound now... but it's open.
Springfield Heights Pt. 4
Auto starts
Cookie Kwan: Glor? Spang? Kleeb? What store is this and why does it only sell rejected fight sound effects?
Lisa: That's the Danish furniture store Shøp! They sell expensive-looking furniture and cheap horsemeat.
Cookie Kwan: Classy on the outside, trashy on the inside – that's my target clientele!
Homer: But where will all the trashy on the outside and trashy on the inside people shop? We can't afford those prices.
Cookie Kwan: Then get off your lazy butt and get a second job. We all have them. It's the American way.
Lisa: What's your second job?
Cookie Kwan: Real estate agent. My first job is blazer model.
Homer: More work?!? I don't like the American way. Why can't we just ONCE adopt the Canadian way?
Task: Build Deluxe Condo
Reward: 10 XP 5 Furniture
Real Estate Mogul Pt. 1
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: These condos are really going to stretch my realtor up-selling skills. Small becomes cozy. Poorly lit becomes romantic.
Cookie Kwan: And roaming gangs become armed security, as long as you're not wearing blue or gold.
Quimby: How long before our first silver-spoon moves in?
Cookie Kwan: Oh, this is what we in the realty business call a long con. These are to attract more of a stainless steel spoon variety.
Quimby: Then why did we, ah, build it? If I wanted more middle class people in this town, I wouldn't have converted that library into an abandoned library.
Cookie Kwan: Wealthy people don't like to be the first to settle. They do it in waves.
Cookie Kwan: First the middle class force out the poor and then the wealthy force out the middle class.
Cookie Kwan: And then the poor rise up, chase out the wealthy and burn down the neighborhood, starting the process over again.
Quimby: But when that happens they always make an example of their political leaders by keeping them in power, right? Right?
Task: Have Cookie Kwan Advertise Springfield Heights
Time: 8h
Location: Shøp
Task: Reach 1M Real Estate
Task: Build Montessori School
The More the Merrier
Auto starts
Homer: AAAHHH! I can't keep up with all the customers' orders... and all their returns!
Lisa: I think you're not following the instructions right. All these chairs have two legs.
Homer: I thought they were just fancy chairs invented by some snooty Scandinavian designer!
Task: Unlock Ned Flanders's job at the Shøp
Reward: 10 XP 10 Furniture
Springfield Heights Pt. 5
Comic Book Guy starts
Cookie Kwan: Gentrification is coming. I can smell it.
Comic Book Guy: Allow me to try - I took an online sommelier course in nerd scents. Yes, I smell small-batch pour-over coffee and free wifi.
Comic Book Guy: *sniff sniff* Two hour limit with purchase.
Cookie Kwan: It's perfect. First the coffee shops come, then the brunch places, then the dog groomers, and then the dog brunch places.
Task: Unlock Coffee Shop in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Collect Lattes
Location: Coffee Shop
Task: Upgrade a Deluxe Condo to Level 2
The Rich Texan: Oh shoot. My wallet's too full again and won't close. Quick sweetie, let's buy this here penthouse suite!
Paris Texan: No, Daddy! Gross. I can't film my next reality show in a condo! People expect a certain level of class from reality TV.
Paris Texan: Plus I need something big enough to fit an underwater confessional cam.
Reward: 10 XP 10 Latte
Springfield Heights Pt. 6
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: Most wealthy people have forgotten how to do the most basic of tasks.
Mr. Burns: What? I wasn't listening. Smithers! Listen for me!
Cookie Kwan: That's why we need to build something for the 1%'s assistants, trust fund managers, professional meat cutters, and mail order mistresses.
Task: Unlock the Institute of Technology in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Smart Devices
Location: Institute of Technology
Manjula: What is it, Apu? You stopped mopping. Is the bucket ready to be poured back into the Squishee machine?
Apu: I felt a chill - like Springfield finally decided to join the tech crunch. I'm not going to be the only Nahasapeemapetilon in the phone book for much longer.
Reward: 10 XP 8 Smart Devices
Springfield Heights Pt. 7
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: Despite my love of the West Side, rich people tend to embrace eastern traditions – sushi, yoga, purchasing girls' underwear from a vending machine.
Moe: I did yoga once back in the seventies. Only back then they called it yogurt, and it was a food not an exercise routine.
Moe: I can also confuse yoga for Yogi Bear. You wanna hear that one?
Task: Unlock L.A. Bodyworks in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Yoga Mats
Location: L.A. Body Works
Springfield Heights Pt. 8
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: My beautiful wealthy oasis is almost complete. Now we just need a healthy supply of prescription drugs for our bored housewives to get addicted to.
Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Cookie Kwan: No, your face is already on too many bench ads. You've been sullied by the butts of the poor!
Cookie Kwan: I'd never stoop to a bench ad. Now a stoop ad, that's thinking outside the box. Hmm, a box ad…
Task: Unlock John's Pharmaceuticals in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Pharmaceuticals
Location: John's Pharmaceuticals
Springfield Heights Pt. 9
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: We haven't had a single wealthy person move in! I don't deserve this real estate blazer or hot air balloon. Hot air balloons are for closers…and balloon enthusiasts.
Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman here, reporting on the public outcry for the rich and famous.
Kent Brockman: What will bring the elite class to this one horse town? Two horses? In this reporter's opinion – three!
Cookie Kwan: Of course!
Kent Brockman: The horses? That was my idea! It's copywritten!
Cookie Kwan: No! We need a dog and pony show! But instead of dogs and ponies, we have celebrities and celebrity ponies.
Cookie Kwan: Nothing attracts rich people more than red carpet events.
Task: Unlock Heights Theater in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Hollywood Awards
Location: Heights Theater
Cookie Kwan: All the celebrities had Native Americans accept their awards on their behalf to protest Springfield Heights being built on an ancient burial ground.
Cookie Kwan: Don't they realize that a haunted house counts as a built-in alarm system? It's a perk!
Message: You've completed the quests. But keep building your Springfield Heights to increase your Real Estate Value and unlock more prizes!
