Nine9Nines wrote:
neuroheart wrote:
Nine9Nines wrote:
It's the worst event dialogue to date, no question about that.
Sure there is. Easter happened. (much as we'd like to forget it)
As an event, Easter was worse, but the Easter dialogue was better (and far less insulting).
I beg to differ.
Dialogue about how foolish we are to hope for a pattern, and how much the randomness sucks but they gave it to us anyway:
Homer: Must get every Easter Box prize
Must complete set
Life meaningless until all are mine
Bart: Snap out of it, man! Quit letting a randomized outcome rule your life.
Homer: Oh, its not random. Theres a pattern, Im sure of it. Just like theres a pattern to how we walk around town
I assume.
Bart: Maybe you should just go to work. Then you could earn enough money to buy the things you want outright.
Homer: Whats the point of that? Theres no drama, no delectable tension. Besides, Mr. Burns told all his employees to take the month off and collect eggs.
Homer: Which I find in no way suspicious! Now shut up.
Homer: According to an online forum post I just read, the next Easter Box I buy is guaranteed to pay off big! Guaranteed!
Dialogue about how much the event sucks and how lazy they are about making it not suck, and also we're all helpless sheep:
Homer: Haven't thought about it. I'm simply obeying my brain's deep-seated, irrational impulse to collect things. It's a weakness we all share, and one evil game designers are expert at exploiting. Thanks, game designers!
But why are we talking, when we could be collecting?
Stranger: Pssst... I'll tell you what you can do with them. Collect enough eggs and I'll trade you a mysterious box from my extensive collection of rare objects from around the world
Homer: Ooh! More collecting! Pretty sweet
Lisa: Dad, is this really the most productive way to spend your time?
Homer: Lisa, someday you'll understand that collecting things so you can trade them in for collectibles from some dude's collection is the only way to feel good about yourself.
Lisa: But they're random prizes, Dad. What if you just get a bunch of fences?
Home: Hey yeah, I hate winning fences!
Stranger: If you suck out and get a total of 50 Easter fences from boxes, I'll also give you a free 15 donuts.
Homer: 15 donuts?! Holy crap! I love winning fences!!!
That seriously doesn't offend you? Because it offended the hell out of me.