Dilapidated Rail Yard Walkthrough
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A Rail of One City Pt. 1
If the user didn't partecipate at the Monorail event, after reaching Level 20
Auto starts
Homer: This town is filthy! We built all these dumpsters and garbage cans, but no way to empty them.
Apu: I used to lure in customer with the smell of hot dogs.
Apu: But the stench of week-old decaying meat... it just can't compete with the smell of all this trash.
Cletus: I used to be able to find my house on account of all the trash piled up in front of it. But now that's every house.
Cletus: I got no idea which one is mine. I've been wandering around on the streets for weeks.
Homer: We all have, Cletus.
Lisa: We need to build the town dump.
Homer: Good idea, sweetie. Is there room right next to Flander's house?
Task: Build Springfield Dump
A Rail of One City Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: Okay, we've got a place to put our trash. Now we just have to get it there.
Lisa: What about a garbage truck?
Homer: No. Even if we built one it wouldn't move. What we need are garbage men.
Quimby: According to the government roster that's, er-ah, you.
Homer: Me?
Quimby: Yes, you're the town's Sanitation Commissioner.
Homer: I vaguely remember being that but didn't I lose that job, or give it back or something in the end?
Quimby: No, it ended with you destroying the whole town and us having to rebuild it.
Homer: That DOES sound familiar.
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
A Rail of One City Pt. 3
Lyle Lanley starts
Lyle Lanley: Excuse me, good people! But have you ever thought about building a monorail in this town?
Lisa: We have and we did. You sold it to us and it bankrupted our town.
Lyle Lanley: Really? Well then, where is it?
Lisa: Nowhere now. The town got destroyed and we had to rebuild it.
Homer: Twice now apparently!
Lyle Lanley: Well maybe I can convince you to buy another, with an elaborate song and dance!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Quimby: Not so fast, Sanitation Commissioner. That dump still needs stuff dumped in it.
Homer: Woo-hoo.
Quimby: Everyone else, join us for the monorail musical! It looks like it might rain, though, so let's do it inside.
Task: Make Lyle Lanley Put on a Musical Extravaganza
Task: Make Springfielders Join in the Musical Extravaganza
Time: 30s
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
Lisa: That was amazing! The songs, the choreography, all those celebrity cameos...
Lenny: A hologram of Dr. Dre sang a duet with Dr. Dre!
Homer: I stabbed my foot with the pointy stick while picking trash.
A Rail of One City Pt. 4
Homer starts
Quimby: It's decided. We'll raise the money to build a monorail!
Homer: Great, I can help fundraise! I'm really good at getting people to part with their money. Just ask Sky Finger.
Quimby: I suppose you COULD join us. Or...
Task: Make Springfielders Raise Money for the Monorail
Time: 30s
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
Same as it Ever Was
Lyle Lanley starts
Lyle Lanley: Good work, people of Springfield! You've raised enough money to purchase the materials you need to build a monorail.
Lyle Lanley: And put it all in an envelope, which you've handed to me.
Lyle Lanley: Now for one last performance!
Lenny: He disappeared!
Carl: Aw, and I was really excited for him to be a permanent part of our town.
Gil: So when Ol' Gil shows up trying to sell you stuff, you can't chase me out of town fast enough.
Gil: But this guy takes off with all your money and you wish he was permanent.
Gil: Ol' Gil wants a permanent home! What about Ol' Gil?
Homer: You want me to take care of this guy?
Quimby: No Homer, we've got it.
Task: Make Springfielders Run Gil Out of Town
Time: 30s
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
A Rail of One City Pt. 5
Homer starts
Homer: That's it! This cool monorail story is going on, with people appearing and disappearing, and all I'm doing is picking up trash!
Homer: If I have to pick up one more rivet-
Lisa: Wait, did you say rivet? Those were on the list of supplies we needed to build the monorail.
Lisa: I bet if we collected enough junk around town, we could get all the supplies we needed for the monorail.
Homer: So you're saying that picking up trash is now important to the story?
Quimby: Yes, and you're the Sanitation Commissioner. Is there anything we can do in exchange for your help?
Homer: Yes. Make me the monorail conductor.
Homer: I'm tired of being a glorified garbage man. I want to be a glorified bus driver!
Task: Make Homer Not Have To Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
Location: Moe's Tavern or Simpson House
A Rail of One City Pt. 6
Lisa starts
Lisa: Now that we've got the materials for the monorail, we just need someone to oversee its construction.
Homer: Don't look at me. I've already got two jobs.
Professor Frink: Ahem-glaven... as the closest thing this town has to an engineer, I would be happy to--
Sebastian Cobb: Did someone call for an engineer?
Professor Frink: What? No! I'm the egghead around here. What kind of engineer even are you anyway?
Sebastian Cobb: A monorail construction engineer.
Professor Frink: *sigh* Hoyvin.
Sebastian Cobb: I can get your monorail operational. But first I'm going to need more finely-honed monorail parts.
Lisa: Um... so far we've just been collecting junk.
Sebastian Cobb: That should work too.
Task: Place the Dilapidated Rail Yard
Task: Trade in Blueprints Until You Unlock the Metal Depot
Sebastian Cobb: This is a good start, but additional materials are needed in order to build a safe, reliable Monorail.
System Message: Hand in resources at the Dilapidated Rail Yard and help Sebastian Cobb build the Monorail!
A Rail of One City Pt. 7
Lisa starts
Lisa: What's next Mr. Cobb?
Sebastian Cobb: You can only build a monorail so far with trash and hunks of metals. We need some hunks of plastic as well.
Task: Recycle Junk at the Metal Depot
Task: Trade in Blueprints Until You Unlock the Plastic Depot
A Rail of One City Pt. 8
Homer starts
Sebastian Cobb: This Monorail is going to need windows, and to build windows we must have a way to produce glass.
Sebastian Cobb: I believe you know what I'm getting at.
Task: Recycle Junk at the Plastic Depot
Task: Trade in Blueprints Until You Unlock the Glass Depot
A Rail of One City Pt. 9
Homer starts
Sebastian Cobb: We now have access to all the necessary materials. Please keep collecting so that I may build your Monorail Station.
Homer: Does this mean I'll finally get to be a conductor?
Sebastian Cobb: I believe I said I would be building a safe, reliable Monorail.
Homer: Darn.
Task: Recycle Junk at the Glass Depot
Task: Trade in Blueprints Until You Unlock the Monorail Station
System Message: Keep handing in projects to earn more prizes - including Sebastian Cobb and a fully-functional Rail Yard!
Bring All the Junk to the Yard
If the user partecipated in the Monorail event and unlocked the Rail Yard, or unlocks the Rail Yard afterwards
Auto starts
Sebastian Cobb: Eureka! I have figured a way to extend the Monorail into the mountain range.
Homer: It's about time!
Lisa: How did you manage to do it? I can't wait to find out what marvellous technology you've devised!
Sebastian Cobb: Yes... about that...
Lisa: You're just going to pile up garbage to make a ramp aren't you?
System Message: Complete projects at the Rail Yard to earn tunnels to travel through the mountains!
System Message: Congratulations on establishing your Monorail. You've unlocked a skin for the Rail Yard and some extra Project Board materials!
Quest Reward: 2000 Junk, 200 Metal, 100 Plastic, 70 Glass
Railing on
If the user partecipated in the Monorail event but didn't unlock the Rail Yard:
Auto starts
Lisa: So Dad, how's your job as Sanitation Commissioner going?
Homer: Great! Except I have no idea what you're talking about. Refresh my memory on what Sanitation Commissioner means?
Lisa: Head garbageman.
Homer: Oh, yeah. I was hoping we'd forgotten about that.
Sebastian Cobb: Like we forgot about the monorail? My Rail Yard is in shambles! Finish what you start, for God's sake!
System Message: Dust off your rubber gloves, it's time to go dumpster diving and build a Monorail!
Task: Place the Dilapidated Rail Yard
Task: Complete Projects at the Dilapidated Rail Yard
Sebastian Cobb: Excellent. With these materials I will be able to continue building the Monorail.
System Message: Keep handing in projects to earn more prizes - including Sebastian Cobb and a fully-functional Rail Yard!
Another Alternate Ending
If the user partecipated in the Superheroes 2 event, built Soilant Red Factory but didn't unlock Dead Lobster
Auto starts
Pie Man: Wait... did Dr. Crab just run away?
Fallout Boy: Well... I guess, in the end, we were too much for him.
Comic Book Guy: Super villains are not supposed to just "leave". What a lame sequel.
Comic Book Guy: Worst. Sequel. Ever.
Pie Man: Victory by forfeit is still a victory!
Fallout Boy: He's gone and we can co back to our boring crime-free lives.
Narrator: Once again, good triumphs over... cowardly crustaceans. Thanks to... YOU!
They Felon Hard Times
Auto starts
Tungsten Dude: This is your fault! All that muscle and you didn't stop the boss getting taken down.
Testost-Irene: That laser cannon didn't help either. Maybe you'd like me to shove it where…
System Message: Looks like the Felons are at each other's throats. Get them in the store today and witness civil war at the Orphan Alley.
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A Rail of One City Pt. 1
If the user didn't partecipate at the Monorail event, after reaching Level 20
Auto starts
Homer: This town is filthy! We built all these dumpsters and garbage cans, but no way to empty them.
Apu: I used to lure in customer with the smell of hot dogs.
Apu: But the stench of week-old decaying meat... it just can't compete with the smell of all this trash.
Cletus: I used to be able to find my house on account of all the trash piled up in front of it. But now that's every house.
Cletus: I got no idea which one is mine. I've been wandering around on the streets for weeks.
Homer: We all have, Cletus.
Lisa: We need to build the town dump.
Homer: Good idea, sweetie. Is there room right next to Flander's house?
Task: Build Springfield Dump
A Rail of One City Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: Okay, we've got a place to put our trash. Now we just have to get it there.
Lisa: What about a garbage truck?
Homer: No. Even if we built one it wouldn't move. What we need are garbage men.
Quimby: According to the government roster that's, er-ah, you.
Homer: Me?
Quimby: Yes, you're the town's Sanitation Commissioner.
Homer: I vaguely remember being that but didn't I lose that job, or give it back or something in the end?
Quimby: No, it ended with you destroying the whole town and us having to rebuild it.
Homer: That DOES sound familiar.
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
A Rail of One City Pt. 3
Lyle Lanley starts
Lyle Lanley: Excuse me, good people! But have you ever thought about building a monorail in this town?
Lisa: We have and we did. You sold it to us and it bankrupted our town.
Lyle Lanley: Really? Well then, where is it?
Lisa: Nowhere now. The town got destroyed and we had to rebuild it.
Homer: Twice now apparently!
Lyle Lanley: Well maybe I can convince you to buy another, with an elaborate song and dance!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Quimby: Not so fast, Sanitation Commissioner. That dump still needs stuff dumped in it.
Homer: Woo-hoo.
Quimby: Everyone else, join us for the monorail musical! It looks like it might rain, though, so let's do it inside.
Task: Make Lyle Lanley Put on a Musical Extravaganza
Task: Make Springfielders Join in the Musical Extravaganza
Time: 30s
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
Lisa: That was amazing! The songs, the choreography, all those celebrity cameos...
Lenny: A hologram of Dr. Dre sang a duet with Dr. Dre!
Homer: I stabbed my foot with the pointy stick while picking trash.
A Rail of One City Pt. 4
Homer starts
Quimby: It's decided. We'll raise the money to build a monorail!
Homer: Great, I can help fundraise! I'm really good at getting people to part with their money. Just ask Sky Finger.
Quimby: I suppose you COULD join us. Or...
Task: Make Springfielders Raise Money for the Monorail
Time: 30s
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
Same as it Ever Was
Lyle Lanley starts
Lyle Lanley: Good work, people of Springfield! You've raised enough money to purchase the materials you need to build a monorail.
Lyle Lanley: And put it all in an envelope, which you've handed to me.
Lyle Lanley: Now for one last performance!
Lenny: He disappeared!
Carl: Aw, and I was really excited for him to be a permanent part of our town.
Gil: So when Ol' Gil shows up trying to sell you stuff, you can't chase me out of town fast enough.
Gil: But this guy takes off with all your money and you wish he was permanent.
Gil: Ol' Gil wants a permanent home! What about Ol' Gil?
Homer: You want me to take care of this guy?
Quimby: No Homer, we've got it.
Task: Make Springfielders Run Gil Out of Town
Time: 30s
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
A Rail of One City Pt. 5
Homer starts
Homer: That's it! This cool monorail story is going on, with people appearing and disappearing, and all I'm doing is picking up trash!
Homer: If I have to pick up one more rivet-
Lisa: Wait, did you say rivet? Those were on the list of supplies we needed to build the monorail.
Lisa: I bet if we collected enough junk around town, we could get all the supplies we needed for the monorail.
Homer: So you're saying that picking up trash is now important to the story?
Quimby: Yes, and you're the Sanitation Commissioner. Is there anything we can do in exchange for your help?
Homer: Yes. Make me the monorail conductor.
Homer: I'm tired of being a glorified garbage man. I want to be a glorified bus driver!
Task: Make Homer Not Have To Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
Location: Moe's Tavern or Simpson House
A Rail of One City Pt. 6
Lisa starts
Lisa: Now that we've got the materials for the monorail, we just need someone to oversee its construction.
Homer: Don't look at me. I've already got two jobs.
Professor Frink: Ahem-glaven... as the closest thing this town has to an engineer, I would be happy to--
Sebastian Cobb: Did someone call for an engineer?
Professor Frink: What? No! I'm the egghead around here. What kind of engineer even are you anyway?
Sebastian Cobb: A monorail construction engineer.
Professor Frink: *sigh* Hoyvin.
Sebastian Cobb: I can get your monorail operational. But first I'm going to need more finely-honed monorail parts.
Lisa: Um... so far we've just been collecting junk.
Sebastian Cobb: That should work too.
Task: Place the Dilapidated Rail Yard
Task: Trade in Blueprints Until You Unlock the Metal Depot
Sebastian Cobb: This is a good start, but additional materials are needed in order to build a safe, reliable Monorail.
System Message: Hand in resources at the Dilapidated Rail Yard and help Sebastian Cobb build the Monorail!
A Rail of One City Pt. 7
Lisa starts
Lisa: What's next Mr. Cobb?
Sebastian Cobb: You can only build a monorail so far with trash and hunks of metals. We need some hunks of plastic as well.
Task: Recycle Junk at the Metal Depot
Task: Trade in Blueprints Until You Unlock the Plastic Depot
A Rail of One City Pt. 8
Homer starts
Sebastian Cobb: This Monorail is going to need windows, and to build windows we must have a way to produce glass.
Sebastian Cobb: I believe you know what I'm getting at.
Task: Recycle Junk at the Plastic Depot
Task: Trade in Blueprints Until You Unlock the Glass Depot
A Rail of One City Pt. 9
Homer starts
Sebastian Cobb: We now have access to all the necessary materials. Please keep collecting so that I may build your Monorail Station.
Homer: Does this mean I'll finally get to be a conductor?
Sebastian Cobb: I believe I said I would be building a safe, reliable Monorail.
Homer: Darn.
Task: Recycle Junk at the Glass Depot
Task: Trade in Blueprints Until You Unlock the Monorail Station
System Message: Keep handing in projects to earn more prizes - including Sebastian Cobb and a fully-functional Rail Yard!
Bring All the Junk to the Yard
If the user partecipated in the Monorail event and unlocked the Rail Yard, or unlocks the Rail Yard afterwards
Auto starts
Sebastian Cobb: Eureka! I have figured a way to extend the Monorail into the mountain range.
Homer: It's about time!
Lisa: How did you manage to do it? I can't wait to find out what marvellous technology you've devised!
Sebastian Cobb: Yes... about that...
Lisa: You're just going to pile up garbage to make a ramp aren't you?
System Message: Complete projects at the Rail Yard to earn tunnels to travel through the mountains!
System Message: Congratulations on establishing your Monorail. You've unlocked a skin for the Rail Yard and some extra Project Board materials!
Quest Reward: 2000 Junk, 200 Metal, 100 Plastic, 70 Glass
Railing on
If the user partecipated in the Monorail event but didn't unlock the Rail Yard:
Auto starts
Lisa: So Dad, how's your job as Sanitation Commissioner going?
Homer: Great! Except I have no idea what you're talking about. Refresh my memory on what Sanitation Commissioner means?
Lisa: Head garbageman.
Homer: Oh, yeah. I was hoping we'd forgotten about that.
Sebastian Cobb: Like we forgot about the monorail? My Rail Yard is in shambles! Finish what you start, for God's sake!
System Message: Dust off your rubber gloves, it's time to go dumpster diving and build a Monorail!
Task: Place the Dilapidated Rail Yard
Task: Complete Projects at the Dilapidated Rail Yard
Sebastian Cobb: Excellent. With these materials I will be able to continue building the Monorail.
System Message: Keep handing in projects to earn more prizes - including Sebastian Cobb and a fully-functional Rail Yard!
Another Alternate Ending
If the user partecipated in the Superheroes 2 event, built Soilant Red Factory but didn't unlock Dead Lobster
Auto starts
Pie Man: Wait... did Dr. Crab just run away?
Fallout Boy: Well... I guess, in the end, we were too much for him.
Comic Book Guy: Super villains are not supposed to just "leave". What a lame sequel.
Comic Book Guy: Worst. Sequel. Ever.
Pie Man: Victory by forfeit is still a victory!
Fallout Boy: He's gone and we can co back to our boring crime-free lives.
Narrator: Once again, good triumphs over... cowardly crustaceans. Thanks to... YOU!
They Felon Hard Times
Auto starts
Tungsten Dude: This is your fault! All that muscle and you didn't stop the boss getting taken down.
Testost-Irene: That laser cannon didn't help either. Maybe you'd like me to shove it where…
System Message: Looks like the Felons are at each other's throats. Get them in the store today and witness civil war at the Orphan Alley.
