Dog Days: Gone to the Dogs Walkthrough
Gone to the Dogs Pt. 1
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Rosa Barks: *bark* *woof* Chief, we've tripled the arrests since taking over for those buffoons!
Laddie: *bark* They should have quadrupled!
Rosa Barks: *arf* We need more feet in the street… I mean paws.
Laddie: *ruff* *woof* We need to head to the rough part of town and scrounge up some real muscle from the junkyard.
Rosa Barks: *bark* On my way, Chief.
Narrator: Meanwhile, in the basement…
Wiggum: Alright, I'm willing to concede that we may have lost control here.
Lou: Eating their dog food is helping no one.
Wiggum: We're gonna need an expert.
Eddie: An expert is how we got into this mess in the first place.
Wiggum: Then we're gonna need someone who's more — experter.
Task: Collect Dog Collars
Task: Make Wiggum Try to Think of Someone More Experter
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Get New Orders From Laddie
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Get New Orders From Laddie
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
Wiggum: I've got it! We hire a dog whisperer who will then whisper to us what they're up to!
Lou: *whispers* But you can't hear whispers.
Wiggum: What's that, Lou?
Wiggum: Or we hire a LOUD dog behavior expert to trick the dogs into giving the power back to us.
Lou: These dogs are pretty smart. Do you really think an expert can outsmart them?
Wiggum: Pfft, just leave it to me, Lou.
Wiggum: By which I mean the expert. But leave it to me to hire the expert – and then we'll leave it all up to the expert.
Lou: Very confusing, but most of your plans are.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Gone to the Dogs Pt. 2
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Wiggum: So you're from the Dognitive Behavioral Therapy Institute?
Elaine Wolff: That's right. Elaine Wolff. I specialize in Dognitive Behavioral Therapy.
Wiggum: I don't want to hear that again so please proceed.
Elaine Wolff: I'm a firm believer in getting inside the mind of a dog to really analyze their motivations. I can solve your pooch problem by bringing in an expert.
Wiggum: I thought YOU were the expert?
Elaine Wolff: On why dogs scooch their butts across the carpet, not canine hierarchical power structures. This requires the big guns.
Task: Collect Dog Collars
If the user has Elaine Wolff: Task: Make Elaine Wolff Consult With Crazy Dog Man
Time: 4h
Location: Dognitive Behavioral Institute
Task: Make Wiggum Get Budget Approval for the Big Guns
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
Crazy Dog Man: Hraaarjjkjrjar! *throws dog*
Elaine Wolff: I hear what you're saying. So, the power structure has limits?
Crazy Dog Man: Skrajjkjhewaarjh! *throws two dogs*
Elaine Wolff: Of course. The carrot and the stick. It's classic behavioral conditioning.
Wiggum: You can understand him?
Elaine Wolff: When you're married to a crazy person for ten years, you pick up some things.
Elaine Wolff: Karagibukaaaa! I just told him that last month's alimony check is still missing.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Gone to the Dogs Pt. 3
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Elaine Wolff: Alright, we're using the carrot and the stick approach with the dogs.
Wiggum: We give them carrots and sticks?
Elaine Wolff: No. The "carrot" is the reward for behavior we desire. We'll entice them with things doggies love.
Elaine Wolff: Dog parks, snack dispensers, and pig's ears…
Wiggum: I like those things too!
Elaine Wolff: They're not meant for you.
Wiggum: No fair! Can I at least have a stick?
Elaine Wolff: There are no sticks. It's a metaphor.
Wiggum: I can't fetch a metaphor!
Elaine Wolff: Fine. Fetch some sticks.
Lou: I'll keep an eye on him.
Task: Collect Dog Collars
Task: Make Wiggum Gather Sticks
Time: 4h
Location: Trees
If the user has Elaine Wolff: Task: Make Elaine Wolff Oversee Construction of "Carrots"
Time: 4h
Location: Dognitive Behavioral Institute
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Turn to the Camera and Make a Face
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
McGriff the Crime Dog: Mr. Simpson, is it true that on the 14th of October you said to your dog, and I quote, "Who's a good boy?"
Marge: Detective, is there a problem with that?
McGriff the Crime Dog: I'm the one asking the questions, ma'am.
McGriff the Crime Dog: Now Mr. Simpson, is your dog, in fact, a good boy?
Homer: No, I lied. I only said that to convince someone to buy him from us.
Bart: *gasp*
Homer: He's a bad boy…he's a really bad boy.
Bart: Homer, how could you?!
McGriff the Crime Dog: That's all the questions for now. Your family needs some room to heal.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Gone to the Dogs Pt. 4
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Wiggum: Are the carrots distracting the dogs so that we can take back our precinct?
Elaine Wolff: Um…
Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Police Station…
Laddie: *bark* *bark* The humans are accepting our rule. We've even received snack dispensers and pig's ears.
Rosa Barks: And have you visited the new Springfield Dog Park? *woof*
Laddie: I've already left messages for the others on fire hydrants there.
Rosa Barks: Now it's time to smack the humans with the rolled-up newspaper of our superiority. *bark*
Laddie: *bark* And you've brought more muscle from the junkyard. *woof*
Dog Snake: *woof* Just tell me who I gotta bite.
Dog Moe: *bark* Finally, it's my turn to lift my leg of rule on the humans!
Laddie: *bark* *bark* Then take to the streets! Clamp the jaws of authority on any human that questions you! *bark*
Narrator: Meanwhile…
Elaine Wolff: Um…yeah. We're still cooking the carrots...
Task: Collect Dog Collars
Task: Make Wiggum Wait Patiently on Dog Psychology
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
If the user has Elaine Wolff: Task: Make Elaine Wolff Give More "Carrots"
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
Task: Make Homer Answer More of McGriff's Questions
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Run From Tyrannical Police Dogs
Time: 4h
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Run From Tyrannical Police Dogs
Time: 4h
If the user has Emily Winthrop: Task: Make Emily Winthrop Check in to See How Things Are Going
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
Wiggum: I feel like this is not quite going according to plan.
Elaine Wolff: *fighting off dogs* You think?!
Lou: Maybe we should try the actual sticks now?
Elaine Wolff: I'm way ahead of you! *swings a stick*
Rosa Barks: *bark* *ruff* Attacking an officer of the paw is a crime! You're going downtown. *handcuffs Elaine Wolff* *bark*
Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Simpson house…
Marge: Things have gone to the dogs! Meaning police dogs are locking up anyone who refuses to give treats!
Lisa: And they're planting evidence of chewed-up homework on humans to deflect blame from dogs!
Homer: Actually, I mighta ate one of your history papers. Mmm… Louisiana Purchase.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Gone to the Dogs Pt. 5
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Wiggum: I'm tired of everyone in town complaining that I created a terrifying police dog state.
Lou: What are you gonna do about it?
Wiggum: Nothing. I just wanted to say I'm really tired.
Wiggum: We should get out of here. I hear the dogs coming.
Task: Collect Dog Collars
Task: Make Wiggum Hide From the Dogs
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Homes
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Hide From the Dogs
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Hide From the Dogs
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
If the user has Elaine Wolff: Task: Make Elaine Wolff Use Her One Phone Call
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
Elaine Wolff Phone: Chief Wiggum?
Wiggum: Elaine? I thought they arrested you? Wait. You're a fool if you used your one phone call to call me.
Elaine Wolff Phone: Then I'm a fool. Just get me out of this!
Wiggum: Well, I'm kinda tied up right now. Yes, the dogs caught me and tied me up.
Wiggum: Who knew dogs could tie knots?
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Rosa Barks: *bark* *woof* Chief, we've tripled the arrests since taking over for those buffoons!
Laddie: *bark* They should have quadrupled!
Rosa Barks: *arf* We need more feet in the street… I mean paws.
Laddie: *ruff* *woof* We need to head to the rough part of town and scrounge up some real muscle from the junkyard.
Rosa Barks: *bark* On my way, Chief.
Narrator: Meanwhile, in the basement…
Wiggum: Alright, I'm willing to concede that we may have lost control here.
Lou: Eating their dog food is helping no one.
Wiggum: We're gonna need an expert.
Eddie: An expert is how we got into this mess in the first place.
Wiggum: Then we're gonna need someone who's more — experter.
Task: Collect Dog Collars
Task: Make Wiggum Try to Think of Someone More Experter
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Get New Orders From Laddie
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Get New Orders From Laddie
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
Wiggum: I've got it! We hire a dog whisperer who will then whisper to us what they're up to!
Lou: *whispers* But you can't hear whispers.
Wiggum: What's that, Lou?
Wiggum: Or we hire a LOUD dog behavior expert to trick the dogs into giving the power back to us.
Lou: These dogs are pretty smart. Do you really think an expert can outsmart them?
Wiggum: Pfft, just leave it to me, Lou.
Wiggum: By which I mean the expert. But leave it to me to hire the expert – and then we'll leave it all up to the expert.
Lou: Very confusing, but most of your plans are.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Gone to the Dogs Pt. 2
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Wiggum: So you're from the Dognitive Behavioral Therapy Institute?
Elaine Wolff: That's right. Elaine Wolff. I specialize in Dognitive Behavioral Therapy.
Wiggum: I don't want to hear that again so please proceed.
Elaine Wolff: I'm a firm believer in getting inside the mind of a dog to really analyze their motivations. I can solve your pooch problem by bringing in an expert.
Wiggum: I thought YOU were the expert?
Elaine Wolff: On why dogs scooch their butts across the carpet, not canine hierarchical power structures. This requires the big guns.
Task: Collect Dog Collars
If the user has Elaine Wolff: Task: Make Elaine Wolff Consult With Crazy Dog Man
Time: 4h
Location: Dognitive Behavioral Institute
Task: Make Wiggum Get Budget Approval for the Big Guns
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
Crazy Dog Man: Hraaarjjkjrjar! *throws dog*
Elaine Wolff: I hear what you're saying. So, the power structure has limits?
Crazy Dog Man: Skrajjkjhewaarjh! *throws two dogs*
Elaine Wolff: Of course. The carrot and the stick. It's classic behavioral conditioning.
Wiggum: You can understand him?
Elaine Wolff: When you're married to a crazy person for ten years, you pick up some things.
Elaine Wolff: Karagibukaaaa! I just told him that last month's alimony check is still missing.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Gone to the Dogs Pt. 3
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Elaine Wolff: Alright, we're using the carrot and the stick approach with the dogs.
Wiggum: We give them carrots and sticks?
Elaine Wolff: No. The "carrot" is the reward for behavior we desire. We'll entice them with things doggies love.
Elaine Wolff: Dog parks, snack dispensers, and pig's ears…
Wiggum: I like those things too!
Elaine Wolff: They're not meant for you.
Wiggum: No fair! Can I at least have a stick?
Elaine Wolff: There are no sticks. It's a metaphor.
Wiggum: I can't fetch a metaphor!
Elaine Wolff: Fine. Fetch some sticks.
Lou: I'll keep an eye on him.
Task: Collect Dog Collars
Task: Make Wiggum Gather Sticks
Time: 4h
Location: Trees
If the user has Elaine Wolff: Task: Make Elaine Wolff Oversee Construction of "Carrots"
Time: 4h
Location: Dognitive Behavioral Institute
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Turn to the Camera and Make a Face
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
McGriff the Crime Dog: Mr. Simpson, is it true that on the 14th of October you said to your dog, and I quote, "Who's a good boy?"
Marge: Detective, is there a problem with that?
McGriff the Crime Dog: I'm the one asking the questions, ma'am.
McGriff the Crime Dog: Now Mr. Simpson, is your dog, in fact, a good boy?
Homer: No, I lied. I only said that to convince someone to buy him from us.
Bart: *gasp*
Homer: He's a bad boy…he's a really bad boy.
Bart: Homer, how could you?!
McGriff the Crime Dog: That's all the questions for now. Your family needs some room to heal.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Gone to the Dogs Pt. 4
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Wiggum: Are the carrots distracting the dogs so that we can take back our precinct?
Elaine Wolff: Um…
Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Police Station…
Laddie: *bark* *bark* The humans are accepting our rule. We've even received snack dispensers and pig's ears.
Rosa Barks: And have you visited the new Springfield Dog Park? *woof*
Laddie: I've already left messages for the others on fire hydrants there.
Rosa Barks: Now it's time to smack the humans with the rolled-up newspaper of our superiority. *bark*
Laddie: *bark* And you've brought more muscle from the junkyard. *woof*
Dog Snake: *woof* Just tell me who I gotta bite.
Dog Moe: *bark* Finally, it's my turn to lift my leg of rule on the humans!
Laddie: *bark* *bark* Then take to the streets! Clamp the jaws of authority on any human that questions you! *bark*
Narrator: Meanwhile…
Elaine Wolff: Um…yeah. We're still cooking the carrots...
Task: Collect Dog Collars
Task: Make Wiggum Wait Patiently on Dog Psychology
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station
If the user has Elaine Wolff: Task: Make Elaine Wolff Give More "Carrots"
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
Task: Make Homer Answer More of McGriff's Questions
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Run From Tyrannical Police Dogs
Time: 4h
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Run From Tyrannical Police Dogs
Time: 4h
If the user has Emily Winthrop: Task: Make Emily Winthrop Check in to See How Things Are Going
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
Wiggum: I feel like this is not quite going according to plan.
Elaine Wolff: *fighting off dogs* You think?!
Lou: Maybe we should try the actual sticks now?
Elaine Wolff: I'm way ahead of you! *swings a stick*
Rosa Barks: *bark* *ruff* Attacking an officer of the paw is a crime! You're going downtown. *handcuffs Elaine Wolff* *bark*
Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Simpson house…
Marge: Things have gone to the dogs! Meaning police dogs are locking up anyone who refuses to give treats!
Lisa: And they're planting evidence of chewed-up homework on humans to deflect blame from dogs!
Homer: Actually, I mighta ate one of your history papers. Mmm… Louisiana Purchase.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Gone to the Dogs Pt. 5
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Wiggum: I'm tired of everyone in town complaining that I created a terrifying police dog state.
Lou: What are you gonna do about it?
Wiggum: Nothing. I just wanted to say I'm really tired.
Wiggum: We should get out of here. I hear the dogs coming.
Task: Collect Dog Collars
Task: Make Wiggum Hide From the Dogs
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Homes
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Hide From the Dogs
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Hide From the Dogs
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
If the user has Elaine Wolff: Task: Make Elaine Wolff Use Her One Phone Call
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Homes
Elaine Wolff Phone: Chief Wiggum?
Wiggum: Elaine? I thought they arrested you? Wait. You're a fool if you used your one phone call to call me.
Elaine Wolff Phone: Then I'm a fool. Just get me out of this!
Wiggum: Well, I'm kinda tied up right now. Yes, the dogs caught me and tied me up.
Wiggum: Who knew dogs could tie knots?
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
