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Johnny Fiestas
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Marge: Johnny Fiestas! I've been there with one of my women's groups. Their margaritas are fantastic!
Lisa: What is their food like?
Marge: I have no memory of their food...
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Tropical Thunder
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Homer: Banana Dictatorship?!
Homer: I love stores named for a repressive, socially stratified politcal system. It just screams "fashion."
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Hip To Be Cubical
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Milhouse: Oooh, the Blocko Store! Where, if you can imagine it, you can build it!
Milhouse: The doctor says I was born without an imagination. But you guys can all have fun!
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The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: Look, players! It's the Easter Bunny!
Hugs Bunny: Actually, sir, my name is Hugs Bunny. Or rather, that'a the name of the character I am portraying. I am plainly a man in a bunny suit.
Homer: Oh. I mean, look, TSTO gang! It's a guy in a bunny suit!
Homer: Geez, everybody. Don't be so gullible. Did you REALLY believe that was the Easter Bunny? Because I sure didn't. Not for a second.
Homer: Seriously, everybody, I think tapping on that phone all day is turning your brains to mush.
Hugs Bunny: As much fun as it is listening to you berate your local customers, I have work to do. You'll excuse me.
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Check on Easter Eggs
Time: 1h
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: Hugs, you are truly the most gifted performer the world has ever known.
Hugs Bunny: I own a bunny suit. That is the full extent of my talents.
Hugs Bunny: I've not even taken the time to develop an "act". Most four-year-olds find me woefully unprofessional.
Homer: Let me be your agent, Hugs, and I promise you that within three years you'll be accepting the Oscar for Best Rabbit.
Hugs Bunny: There's no such thing, and even if there was, I would lose.
Hugs Bunny: See, the Oscars are a popularity contest, and I am famously difficult to work with.
Hugs Bunny: Because, when you get down to it, I am ashamed to be a man in a bunny suit.
Homer: I believe in you, Hugs!
Hugs Bunny: Well, I don't.
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Work a Birthday Party
Time: 4h
Location: Blue House
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 3
Hugs Bunny starts
Hugs Bunny: Another day, another mildly disappointed birthday party.
Homer: Let me be your agent, Hugs. Don't you want to make the big bucks?
Hugs Bunny: If I felt I deserved them, yes. But again, I am a lazy hack.
Homer: A lazy hack who deserves to be paid more for his art. I can get you what's right and fair.
Homer: Then I will take 30%, leaving you with 70% of what's right and fair. Doesn't that sound fair?
Hugs Bunny: Not especially, but I'm tired of arguing. Go for it.
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Fight for Fair Compensation
Time: 24h
Location: Purple House
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 4
Homer starts
Homer: Bad news, Hugs. Some lawyers from Disney saw an ad I took out for you. They're suing you for stealing their character.
Hugs Bunny: Hugs Bunny isn't a Disney character. I invented him!
Homer: See, they did a movie with the Easter Bunny in it. So now they feel they own all holiday-themed rodents.
Homer: They also claim to own the rights to Santa Claus, the Boogeyman, the emotion "love," Ronald Reagan and dreams.
Homer: Oh, and in that same movie one character hugged another, so by using the name "Hugs," you're infringing on their intellectual property.
Homer: Looks like Hugs is dead. Really sorry.
Hugs Bunny: You idiot!
Task: Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Battle Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Town Hall
Requires: Homer
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 5
Hugs Bunny starts
Judge Snyder: Hugs Bunny, you have been found guilty of assauly, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest.
Judge Snyder: I hereby sentence you to twelve hours of community service, starting with an educational presentation at the local elemantary school.
Hugs Bunny: ...
Homer: Well, at least you're back in show business, Easter Bunny.
Hugs Bunny: I am NOT the Easter Bunny, you buffoon!
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Give a Presentation to Children
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Elementary
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A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1
Ned starts
Ned: Homer, I was thinking my boys might benefit from having a woman in the house.
Homer: I get it -- you want my advice on how to meet women.
Homer: Well, "Christian Couples" is a great dating site for people like you. "PlentyofJesusFish" is also good.
Homer: Or if you're feeling frisky, there's "Chritian Swingers." Though I imagine you'll meet some very conflicted people.
Ned: No, no, I'm looking for a nanny!
Ned: Someone like Shary Bobbins, who came into your life so magically, discovered what horrible people you are, then got sucked into a jet engine.
Homer: Oh yeah -- happy memories. But hey, if Shary Bobbins is who you want, Shary Bobbins is who you'll get!
Ned: But Homer... she's dead.
Homer: Stupid Flanders, Shary Bobbins is magic! She WAS dead, but now she's alive... because of magic.
Ned: You don't mean... BLACK magic?
Homer: No! Let's call it... "grey" magic...
Homer: Well, actually really, really dark grey. Like Payne's Grey. So dark it kinda looks black. But of course it's not. Only it is.
Homer: Hey Marge! Do we have any goat's blood or eyes of newt? Flanders wants me to do black magic!
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Practice "Grey" Magic"
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2
Shary Bobbins starts
Shary Bobbins: I've never seen such well-behaved childern! Your rooms are spotless, your homework is done, and you've completed every task set before you.
Rod: Oh no, we've run out of chores! It's a kid's worst nightmare!
Todd: Bedtime isn't until 5:30. However shall we ever fill the time?
Shary Bobbins: Now, now, children. If you search a little harder, you can always find some meaningless task to fill the time...
Rod: I feel a song coming on...
Shary Bobbins: BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! POINTLESS TASKS FOR IDLE JERKS! NOTHING THAT NEEDS DOING, NOTHING REALLY WORTH PURSUING!
Shary Bobbins: BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! ANYTHING THAT LEAVES YOU IRKED! SORTING'S ALWAYS BRUTAL, EVEN MORE SO WHEN IT'S FUTILE!
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Sing an Educational Song
Time: 4h
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3
Shary Bobbins starts
Todd And Rodd: Wow, Shary Bobbins! We just spent hours accomplishing nothing!
Shary Bobbins: You see, children? I knew you could do it!
Shary Bobbins: Now, imagine how much more fun it would be if, instead of just wasting time, you actally accomplished something?
Shary Bobbins: And what if the thing you accomplished was something very, very naughty? Wouldn't that be even MORE fun?
Rod: You're scaring me, British lady.
Shary Bobbins: NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! TRY THEM AND YOU'LL GIVE ME THANKS! KIDS BEHAVING BADLY NEVER PASS THE EVENING SADLY!
Shary Bobbins: NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! SOON YOU WILL BE ROBBING BANKS! LET'S GET INTO TROUBLE, AND LET'S DO IT ON THE DOUBLE!
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Encourage Evil Deeds
Time: 1h
Location: Flanders Home
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4
Shary Bobbins starts
Todd: Daddy, Shary Bobbins is making us do bad things!
Ned: Miss Bobbins, far be it from an American to criticize anyone with a British accent...
Ned: ...but why are you corrupting my little angels?
Shary Bobbins: Godness me! Most people who use the Dark Arts to summon their nannies from beyond the grave EXPECT this kind of thing!
Ned: Yes, well, it didn't say anything about "demonic tendencies" in your references.
Shary Bobbins: I've been meaning to update those.
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Update her References
Time: 12h
Location: Blue House
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5
Ned starts
Ned: Miss Bobbins, I'm afraid this just isn't working out.
Shary Bobbins: Are you firing me?
Ned: "Firing" is such an ugly word. Let's call it "encouraging your relocation by brining in an exorcist and dousing the entire house in holy water."
Shary Bobbins: I suppose it's for the best. I've never met such perfect angels as your boys. It makes me sick.
Shary Bobbins: If only Homer Simpson would take me back. That son of his shows real promise, evil-wise.
Shary Bobbins: Ah, well. Goodbye, children!
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Fly on her Umbrella
Time: 24h
Johnny Fiestas
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Marge: Johnny Fiestas! I've been there with one of my women's groups. Their margaritas are fantastic!
Lisa: What is their food like?
Marge: I have no memory of their food...
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Tropical Thunder
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Homer: Banana Dictatorship?!
Homer: I love stores named for a repressive, socially stratified politcal system. It just screams "fashion."
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Hip To Be Cubical
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Milhouse: Oooh, the Blocko Store! Where, if you can imagine it, you can build it!
Milhouse: The doctor says I was born without an imagination. But you guys can all have fun!
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The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: Look, players! It's the Easter Bunny!
Hugs Bunny: Actually, sir, my name is Hugs Bunny. Or rather, that'a the name of the character I am portraying. I am plainly a man in a bunny suit.
Homer: Oh. I mean, look, TSTO gang! It's a guy in a bunny suit!
Homer: Geez, everybody. Don't be so gullible. Did you REALLY believe that was the Easter Bunny? Because I sure didn't. Not for a second.
Homer: Seriously, everybody, I think tapping on that phone all day is turning your brains to mush.
Hugs Bunny: As much fun as it is listening to you berate your local customers, I have work to do. You'll excuse me.
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Check on Easter Eggs
Time: 1h
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: Hugs, you are truly the most gifted performer the world has ever known.
Hugs Bunny: I own a bunny suit. That is the full extent of my talents.
Hugs Bunny: I've not even taken the time to develop an "act". Most four-year-olds find me woefully unprofessional.
Homer: Let me be your agent, Hugs, and I promise you that within three years you'll be accepting the Oscar for Best Rabbit.
Hugs Bunny: There's no such thing, and even if there was, I would lose.
Hugs Bunny: See, the Oscars are a popularity contest, and I am famously difficult to work with.
Hugs Bunny: Because, when you get down to it, I am ashamed to be a man in a bunny suit.
Homer: I believe in you, Hugs!
Hugs Bunny: Well, I don't.
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Work a Birthday Party
Time: 4h
Location: Blue House
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 3
Hugs Bunny starts
Hugs Bunny: Another day, another mildly disappointed birthday party.
Homer: Let me be your agent, Hugs. Don't you want to make the big bucks?
Hugs Bunny: If I felt I deserved them, yes. But again, I am a lazy hack.
Homer: A lazy hack who deserves to be paid more for his art. I can get you what's right and fair.
Homer: Then I will take 30%, leaving you with 70% of what's right and fair. Doesn't that sound fair?
Hugs Bunny: Not especially, but I'm tired of arguing. Go for it.
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Fight for Fair Compensation
Time: 24h
Location: Purple House
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 4
Homer starts
Homer: Bad news, Hugs. Some lawyers from Disney saw an ad I took out for you. They're suing you for stealing their character.
Hugs Bunny: Hugs Bunny isn't a Disney character. I invented him!
Homer: See, they did a movie with the Easter Bunny in it. So now they feel they own all holiday-themed rodents.
Homer: They also claim to own the rights to Santa Claus, the Boogeyman, the emotion "love," Ronald Reagan and dreams.
Homer: Oh, and in that same movie one character hugged another, so by using the name "Hugs," you're infringing on their intellectual property.
Homer: Looks like Hugs is dead. Really sorry.
Hugs Bunny: You idiot!
Task: Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Battle Homer
Time: 8h
Location: Town Hall
Requires: Homer
The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 5
Hugs Bunny starts
Judge Snyder: Hugs Bunny, you have been found guilty of assauly, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest.
Judge Snyder: I hereby sentence you to twelve hours of community service, starting with an educational presentation at the local elemantary school.
Hugs Bunny: ...
Homer: Well, at least you're back in show business, Easter Bunny.
Hugs Bunny: I am NOT the Easter Bunny, you buffoon!
Task: Make Hugs Bunny Give a Presentation to Children
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Elementary
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A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1
Ned starts
Ned: Homer, I was thinking my boys might benefit from having a woman in the house.
Homer: I get it -- you want my advice on how to meet women.
Homer: Well, "Christian Couples" is a great dating site for people like you. "PlentyofJesusFish" is also good.
Homer: Or if you're feeling frisky, there's "Chritian Swingers." Though I imagine you'll meet some very conflicted people.
Ned: No, no, I'm looking for a nanny!
Ned: Someone like Shary Bobbins, who came into your life so magically, discovered what horrible people you are, then got sucked into a jet engine.
Homer: Oh yeah -- happy memories. But hey, if Shary Bobbins is who you want, Shary Bobbins is who you'll get!
Ned: But Homer... she's dead.
Homer: Stupid Flanders, Shary Bobbins is magic! She WAS dead, but now she's alive... because of magic.
Ned: You don't mean... BLACK magic?
Homer: No! Let's call it... "grey" magic...
Homer: Well, actually really, really dark grey. Like Payne's Grey. So dark it kinda looks black. But of course it's not. Only it is.
Homer: Hey Marge! Do we have any goat's blood or eyes of newt? Flanders wants me to do black magic!
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Practice "Grey" Magic"
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2
Shary Bobbins starts
Shary Bobbins: I've never seen such well-behaved childern! Your rooms are spotless, your homework is done, and you've completed every task set before you.
Rod: Oh no, we've run out of chores! It's a kid's worst nightmare!
Todd: Bedtime isn't until 5:30. However shall we ever fill the time?
Shary Bobbins: Now, now, children. If you search a little harder, you can always find some meaningless task to fill the time...
Rod: I feel a song coming on...
Shary Bobbins: BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! POINTLESS TASKS FOR IDLE JERKS! NOTHING THAT NEEDS DOING, NOTHING REALLY WORTH PURSUING!
Shary Bobbins: BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! ANYTHING THAT LEAVES YOU IRKED! SORTING'S ALWAYS BRUTAL, EVEN MORE SO WHEN IT'S FUTILE!
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Sing an Educational Song
Time: 4h
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3
Shary Bobbins starts
Todd And Rodd: Wow, Shary Bobbins! We just spent hours accomplishing nothing!
Shary Bobbins: You see, children? I knew you could do it!
Shary Bobbins: Now, imagine how much more fun it would be if, instead of just wasting time, you actally accomplished something?
Shary Bobbins: And what if the thing you accomplished was something very, very naughty? Wouldn't that be even MORE fun?
Rod: You're scaring me, British lady.
Shary Bobbins: NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! TRY THEM AND YOU'LL GIVE ME THANKS! KIDS BEHAVING BADLY NEVER PASS THE EVENING SADLY!
Shary Bobbins: NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! SOON YOU WILL BE ROBBING BANKS! LET'S GET INTO TROUBLE, AND LET'S DO IT ON THE DOUBLE!
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Encourage Evil Deeds
Time: 1h
Location: Flanders Home
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4
Shary Bobbins starts
Todd: Daddy, Shary Bobbins is making us do bad things!
Ned: Miss Bobbins, far be it from an American to criticize anyone with a British accent...
Ned: ...but why are you corrupting my little angels?
Shary Bobbins: Godness me! Most people who use the Dark Arts to summon their nannies from beyond the grave EXPECT this kind of thing!
Ned: Yes, well, it didn't say anything about "demonic tendencies" in your references.
Shary Bobbins: I've been meaning to update those.
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Update her References
Time: 12h
Location: Blue House
A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5
Ned starts
Ned: Miss Bobbins, I'm afraid this just isn't working out.
Shary Bobbins: Are you firing me?
Ned: "Firing" is such an ugly word. Let's call it "encouraging your relocation by brining in an exorcist and dousing the entire house in holy water."
Shary Bobbins: I suppose it's for the best. I've never met such perfect angels as your boys. It makes me sick.
Shary Bobbins: If only Homer Simpson would take me back. That son of his shows real promise, evil-wise.
Shary Bobbins: Ah, well. Goodbye, children!
Task: Make Shary Bobbins Fly on her Umbrella
Time: 24h
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