Halloween Promo ***WALKTHROUGH***
Gil Offer
After tapping on Gil's Necronomicon mark
Mr. Burns: Gunderson! That army of deadly robots you sold me has not launched a single attack. They just wander aimlessly about the mansion.
Gil: I kept tryin' to tell ya. They're not soldier robots. They're vacuum cleaners.
Gil: What makes them, quote, "robots" is a logarithm that keeps 'em from gettin' stuck under furniture.
Mr. Burns: Every single one of them is stuck under some kind of furniture.
Gil: Yes. They are not good at what they do.
Mr. Burns: Fine. Just refund the money I paid.
Gil: I'm sorry, I spent it all on this stone bed.
Gil: But I gotta say, this thing is tough to sleep on.
Gil: It's cold, hard, inspires malevolent thoughts when I touch it...
Mr. Burns: That's not a bed. That's an evil sepulcher!
Mr. Burns: Just like the one Mama had!
Offer declined
Gil: Wha-What?! You don't want it?!
Gil: If I don't make a sale, I get fired.
Gil: And by that I mean I get thrown into a pit of eternal fire.
Gil: But no pressure, you do what's right for you. Just... ignore my screams.
Offer accepted
Mr. Burns: I'll take it.
Gil: You bought it?! Yay! Ol' Gil's on an upswing! Life is lookin' pretty good!
Gil: Now all I need is a dry place to store my trash bag of belongings!
Gil: I'm living the life now!
Book of Machinations Pt.1
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Now, what evil shall I summon first?
Mr. Burns: I know! I'll open my trusty Necronomicon, close my eyes and point to a name at random.
Mr. Burns: I call forth...
Mr. Burns: I hope I'm pronouncing this right...
Mr. Burns: Khnasec!
Task: Make Burns Summon a Forgotten God
Time: 4h
Location: Sepulcher of Evil
Mr. Burns: Now, my amorphous servant, fly into the night sky, tumult in your wake, and bring about a dystopia such as this planet has never seen!
Khnasec: Nah, I don't wanna do that.
Mr. Burns: But... you're... hellspawn. You love chaos and pain.
Khnasec: Yes, I like doing stuff like that. I just don't wanna do it for you.
Mr. Burns: But I summoned you. You are my slave.
Khnasec: True. But I'm Khnasec the Insubordinate. My whole deal is disobeying orders from my superior. So...
Mr. Burns: Useless! Just go away.
Khnasec: Nope. I'm staying.
Mr. Burns: SHUT UP!
Khnasec: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Book of Machinations Pt.2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: That was a lesson learned. I have to be more careful in choosing which nightmare to summon into my presence.
Mr. Burns: I shall leave the choice to an advisor...
Mr. Burns: Whose name I shall pick out of this hat.
Task: Make Burns Pick a Name From His Hat
Time: 1h
Location: Control Building
Book of Machinations Pt.3
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Homer Simpson. I need you to consult my book of evil and find me a name...
Homer: I don't need a book, I can come up with names for you. Let's see... Burnsy... Spot-head... Skeletor...
Mr. Burns: No! I need you to read and research the Book Of Evil and find a suitable entity to do my bidding.
Homer: Read and research, huh?
Homer: Would you be cool knowing my 8-year-old daughter did the work, or do you want me to pretend that I did it?
Mr. Burns: Bah, I'll do it myself!
Task: Make Burns Search for an Occult Terror
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Library
Book of Machinations Pt.4
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Oooh, what a vast and varied selection of evils!
Mr. Burns: The challenge is choosing just one!
Mr. Burns: Ah, but Swr'glthun the Star-Eater...
Mr. Burns: This is a demon after my own heart!
Mr. Burns: I'll have to put extra security around the heart vault. The entire organ repository for that matter.
Mr. Burns: Still... I summon him!
Task: Make Burns Summon Swr'glthun
Time: 4h
Location: Sepulcher of Evil
Mr. Burns: As your summoner, I command you to achieve what I could not...
Mr. Burns: Obliterate the sun!
Swr'glthun: As my master wishes!
Swr'glthun: There. It is done.
Mr. Burns: Um... I'm sorry, I still see the sun. It's right there.
Swr'glthun: Yes, but the process of annihilation has begun! It will no longer bother you in just 5 million years.
Mr. Burns: Excellent!
Mr. Burns: Until then, let's act as if nothing is going on.
Book of Machinations Pt.5
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Now, what other trouble can I stir up...
System Message: You can now make Mr Burns read from the Necronomicon to spawn nightmares!
Task: Read From the Necronomicon
Time: 4h
Location: Sepulcher of Evil
After tapping on Gil's Necronomicon mark
Mr. Burns: Gunderson! That army of deadly robots you sold me has not launched a single attack. They just wander aimlessly about the mansion.
Gil: I kept tryin' to tell ya. They're not soldier robots. They're vacuum cleaners.
Gil: What makes them, quote, "robots" is a logarithm that keeps 'em from gettin' stuck under furniture.
Mr. Burns: Every single one of them is stuck under some kind of furniture.
Gil: Yes. They are not good at what they do.
Mr. Burns: Fine. Just refund the money I paid.
Gil: I'm sorry, I spent it all on this stone bed.
Gil: But I gotta say, this thing is tough to sleep on.
Gil: It's cold, hard, inspires malevolent thoughts when I touch it...
Mr. Burns: That's not a bed. That's an evil sepulcher!
Mr. Burns: Just like the one Mama had!
Offer declined
Gil: Wha-What?! You don't want it?!
Gil: If I don't make a sale, I get fired.
Gil: And by that I mean I get thrown into a pit of eternal fire.
Gil: But no pressure, you do what's right for you. Just... ignore my screams.
Offer accepted
Mr. Burns: I'll take it.
Gil: You bought it?! Yay! Ol' Gil's on an upswing! Life is lookin' pretty good!
Gil: Now all I need is a dry place to store my trash bag of belongings!
Gil: I'm living the life now!
Book of Machinations Pt.1
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Now, what evil shall I summon first?
Mr. Burns: I know! I'll open my trusty Necronomicon, close my eyes and point to a name at random.
Mr. Burns: I call forth...
Mr. Burns: I hope I'm pronouncing this right...
Mr. Burns: Khnasec!
Task: Make Burns Summon a Forgotten God
Time: 4h
Location: Sepulcher of Evil
Mr. Burns: Now, my amorphous servant, fly into the night sky, tumult in your wake, and bring about a dystopia such as this planet has never seen!
Khnasec: Nah, I don't wanna do that.
Mr. Burns: But... you're... hellspawn. You love chaos and pain.
Khnasec: Yes, I like doing stuff like that. I just don't wanna do it for you.
Mr. Burns: But I summoned you. You are my slave.
Khnasec: True. But I'm Khnasec the Insubordinate. My whole deal is disobeying orders from my superior. So...
Mr. Burns: Useless! Just go away.
Khnasec: Nope. I'm staying.
Mr. Burns: SHUT UP!
Khnasec: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Book of Machinations Pt.2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: That was a lesson learned. I have to be more careful in choosing which nightmare to summon into my presence.
Mr. Burns: I shall leave the choice to an advisor...
Mr. Burns: Whose name I shall pick out of this hat.
Task: Make Burns Pick a Name From His Hat
Time: 1h
Location: Control Building
Book of Machinations Pt.3
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Homer Simpson. I need you to consult my book of evil and find me a name...
Homer: I don't need a book, I can come up with names for you. Let's see... Burnsy... Spot-head... Skeletor...
Mr. Burns: No! I need you to read and research the Book Of Evil and find a suitable entity to do my bidding.
Homer: Read and research, huh?
Homer: Would you be cool knowing my 8-year-old daughter did the work, or do you want me to pretend that I did it?
Mr. Burns: Bah, I'll do it myself!
Task: Make Burns Search for an Occult Terror
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Library
Book of Machinations Pt.4
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Oooh, what a vast and varied selection of evils!
Mr. Burns: The challenge is choosing just one!
Mr. Burns: Ah, but Swr'glthun the Star-Eater...
Mr. Burns: This is a demon after my own heart!
Mr. Burns: I'll have to put extra security around the heart vault. The entire organ repository for that matter.
Mr. Burns: Still... I summon him!
Task: Make Burns Summon Swr'glthun
Time: 4h
Location: Sepulcher of Evil
Mr. Burns: As your summoner, I command you to achieve what I could not...
Mr. Burns: Obliterate the sun!
Swr'glthun: As my master wishes!
Swr'glthun: There. It is done.
Mr. Burns: Um... I'm sorry, I still see the sun. It's right there.
Swr'glthun: Yes, but the process of annihilation has begun! It will no longer bother you in just 5 million years.
Mr. Burns: Excellent!
Mr. Burns: Until then, let's act as if nothing is going on.
Book of Machinations Pt.5
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Now, what other trouble can I stir up...
System Message: You can now make Mr Burns read from the Necronomicon to spawn nightmares!
Task: Read From the Necronomicon
Time: 4h
Location: Sepulcher of Evil
