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Hellfish Bonanza: Premium Walkthrough
Hellfish Bonanza Promo
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Herman: Someone broke into my shop and stole a bunch of WWII memorabilia.
Grampa: That's why you should've hired WWII vets to guard your store.
Herman: I did hire you!
Grampa: Your first mistake.
Hellfish Bonanza
Gil starts
Gil: Ol' Gil's back in town and he's got a real deal for you: a veritable bonanza of WWII treasures – don't ask from where. I'll take check, cash, or a warm meal.
Gil: Okay, ANY meal.
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Offer declined:
Gil: I guess I'll have to go sign up for war instead of just profiting from it.
Offer accepted:
Gil: Thanks, soldier! Remember, you can't spell war profiteering without profit. Or war.
Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 1
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Homer: Hmmm… a gleam of purpose in your eye? A bounce in your step? An outfit with buttons AND zippers? What's going on, Dad?
Hellfish Abe: This is my Flying Hellfish uniform. I'm going to honor my fallen brothers.
Homer: Jasper fell down the stairs again, eh?
Task: Make Hellfish Abe Honor Fallen Hellfish
Time: 8h
Location: Hellfish Monument
Hellfish Burns: Simpson! I should have known I'd find you here.
Hellfish Abe: Well here I am. Now where exactly are we?
Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 2
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Hellfish Burns: Come to claim the Hellfish bonanza for yourself, have you? You wouldn't even know what to do with the fortune.
Hellfish Abe: Buy two panda bears and make them fight to the death.
Hellfish Burns: I told you to stop reading my diary!
Task: Make Hellfish Burns Bomb the Monument
Time: 1h
Location: Hellfish Monument
Task: Make Hellfish Abe Save the Day
Time: 1h
Location: Hellfish Monument
Hellfish Burns: Must you insist on surviving? Be a good sport and die already!
Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 3
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Hellfish Burns: You're surprisingly hard to kill, Simpson. And since I will never die thanks to a deal I made with a certain Satan, I propose a truce.
Hellfish Abe: Why would I ever trust you, Burnsie?
Hellfish Burns: Me? I'm completely transparent! You already know I'm evil and bright lights shine right through my bones.
Hellfish Abe: Huh?
Hellfish Burns: Just start digging.
Task: Make Hellfish Abe Uncover the Hellfish Bonanza
Time: 24h
Location: Hellfish Monument
Task: Make Hellfish Burns Take a Nap
Time: 24h
Hellfish Burns: The chest is empty! What sort of Maltese Falconning is this?
Hellfish Abe: Come to think of it, didn't we already pull this thing up from the ocean once? Something about a German in a convertible?
Hellfish Burns: Surely we aren't so decrepit that we would entirely forget an epic hunt for lost treasure.
Hellfish Abe: Ooh, look: a treasure chest!
Tap Hellfish Treasure Chest
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Task: Tap the Hellfish Treasure Chest
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Herman: Someone broke into my shop and stole a bunch of WWII memorabilia.
Grampa: That's why you should've hired WWII vets to guard your store.
Herman: I did hire you!
Grampa: Your first mistake.
Hellfish Bonanza
Gil starts
Gil: Ol' Gil's back in town and he's got a real deal for you: a veritable bonanza of WWII treasures – don't ask from where. I'll take check, cash, or a warm meal.
Gil: Okay, ANY meal.
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/hellfish-bonanza-gil-deal.png?w=300
Offer declined:
Gil: I guess I'll have to go sign up for war instead of just profiting from it.
Offer accepted:
Gil: Thanks, soldier! Remember, you can't spell war profiteering without profit. Or war.
Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 1
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Homer: Hmmm… a gleam of purpose in your eye? A bounce in your step? An outfit with buttons AND zippers? What's going on, Dad?
Hellfish Abe: This is my Flying Hellfish uniform. I'm going to honor my fallen brothers.
Homer: Jasper fell down the stairs again, eh?
Task: Make Hellfish Abe Honor Fallen Hellfish
Time: 8h
Location: Hellfish Monument
Hellfish Burns: Simpson! I should have known I'd find you here.
Hellfish Abe: Well here I am. Now where exactly are we?
Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 2
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Hellfish Burns: Come to claim the Hellfish bonanza for yourself, have you? You wouldn't even know what to do with the fortune.
Hellfish Abe: Buy two panda bears and make them fight to the death.
Hellfish Burns: I told you to stop reading my diary!
Task: Make Hellfish Burns Bomb the Monument
Time: 1h
Location: Hellfish Monument
Task: Make Hellfish Abe Save the Day
Time: 1h
Location: Hellfish Monument
Hellfish Burns: Must you insist on surviving? Be a good sport and die already!
Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 3
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Hellfish Burns: You're surprisingly hard to kill, Simpson. And since I will never die thanks to a deal I made with a certain Satan, I propose a truce.
Hellfish Abe: Why would I ever trust you, Burnsie?
Hellfish Burns: Me? I'm completely transparent! You already know I'm evil and bright lights shine right through my bones.
Hellfish Abe: Huh?
Hellfish Burns: Just start digging.
Task: Make Hellfish Abe Uncover the Hellfish Bonanza
Time: 24h
Location: Hellfish Monument
Task: Make Hellfish Burns Take a Nap
Time: 24h
Hellfish Burns: The chest is empty! What sort of Maltese Falconning is this?
Hellfish Abe: Come to think of it, didn't we already pull this thing up from the ocean once? Something about a German in a convertible?
Hellfish Burns: Surely we aren't so decrepit that we would entirely forget an epic hunt for lost treasure.
Hellfish Abe: Ooh, look: a treasure chest!
Tap Hellfish Treasure Chest
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Task: Tap the Hellfish Treasure Chest