Holiday Whodunnit: Ho-ho-d'oh Walkthrough
Ho-ho-d'oh Pt. 1
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Elf Moe: Marge, where's Homer been? Revenue is so low in his absence. Plus, with Barney in the drunk tank the past month... You should stop by and support your local business every so often.
Marge: I'd come more often if you had some more wine options besides "Twist Off White" and "Box Red".
Elf Moe: Then why don't you try some of my famous fresh pickled eggnog?
Elf Moe: If this eggnog wasn't so delicious, I'd be mad.
Lisa: Enough with the small talk, Moe. We're investigating the attack on Santa. Tell us where you were and what happened.
Elf Moe: I got nothing to do with it. I was here the whole night. Anybody who told you different has a date with a butcher's knife.
Lisa: We just need to know if Snake was in here that night.
Elf Moe: Oh, yeah. He stopped in for a beer. Even let me keep half the till when he robbed me, on account of Christmas spirit.
Marge: How does every suspect in town have an alibi?! At least for the specific crime we're investigating.
Elf Moe: More eggnog?
Task: Make Marge Have a Sip of Eggnog
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Lisa Have a Non-alcoholic Nog
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Simpson House
Task: Make Moe Dilute the Eggnog With Water
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Marge: This has been a total bust. *hiccup* We're never gonna find Satan's attacker.
Lisa: You mean…Santa's attacker?
Marge: *hiccup* What did I say? Stan's attacker?
Lisa: Nothing, Watson.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Ho-ho-d'oh Pt. 2
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Bart: Dad, don't you think you should be keeping an eye on Maggie?
Homer: Uh, I'm pretty sure your Mom has her.
Bart: Uh, I'm pretty sure you gave Maggie to the Gnome-in-the-Home earlier so you could go sabotage people's sleighs.
Gnome-in-the-Home: *holding Maggie* This really isn't in my job description.
Maggie: *scared sucking noises*
Homer: Jeez, if Gnome-in-the-Home is gonna sponsor the race, then that means doing whatever is required.
Gnome-in-the-Home: I don't think that's what the word sponsorship means. Plus, I have rides to give in the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome.
Homer: Go on, Maggie. Go with the scary clown elf man into the creepy dark dome.
If the user has Maggie: Task: Make Maggie Ride the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome
Time: 4h
Location: Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House or Houses
If the user has Gnome-in-the-Home: Task: Make Gnome-in-the-Home Give Rides
Time: 4h
Location: Gnome-in-the-Home Dome
Task: Make Homer Sabotage Sleighs
Time: 4h
Location: Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes
Task: Make Bart Keep an Eye on Maggie, to Be Safe
Time: 4h
Location: Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House or Houses
Gnome-in-the-Home: Alright, you're gonna have to take your kid back now.
Homer: You're shirking your duties?
Gnome-in-the-Home: I checked with the corporate office, and the park ranger to go over the sponsorship contract, and confirmed that babysitting is not included.
Homer: You'll never work in this town again, kid! Now take off that head so I can see who you are! And pummel you!
Gnome-in-the-Home: *runs away*
Homer: Stupid Gnome! Yeah, keep running.
Bart: You didn't wanna get Maggie back first?
Homer: Aah!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Ho-ho-d'oh Pt. 3
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Mary Tannenbaum: Can you say that again? It was so creepy, I want to make sure we get a good cut.
Mr. Burns: Certainly. *clears throat* I'm only doing this because I want the hearts of all the little children.
Smithers: He means he wants to be the new Santa in order to WIN the hearts of the children.
Mary Tannenbaum: Yeah, but that's not what he said. I think we have all we need here.
Smithers: Is your show gonna paint Mr. Burns as the benevolent billionaire or the evil Santa slayer?
Mary Tannenbaum: Whoa, it's not our job to give an opinion. We merely show the facts of the case, and let the viewer decide that Burns is obviously the culprit.
If the user has Mary Tannenbaum: Task: Make Mary Tannenbaum Suggest Wild Theories
Time: 4h
Location: Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes
Task: Make Burns Do Some More Takes
Time: 4h
Location: Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes
If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Call Blue-Haired Lawyer
Time: 4h
Location: Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes
Mary Tannenbaum: Alright, that's a scene people. Let's pack it up and head to the summit for some establishing shots with ominous voice-over.
Herb Tannenbaum: You're pretty good at this. In fact, if I was a betting tree, I'd think the most likely culprit was the filmmaker who stands to gain everything from this case.
Mary Tannenbaum: Keep your mouth shut or I'll turn you into a box of toothpicks.
Homer: Wow, you two are bickering like an old married couple. Oh, is that how you're related?
Herb Tannenbaum: We're not related!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Ho-ho-d'oh Pt. 4
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Homer: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did Sideshow Mel's sleigh just FLY?!
Bart: Yeah, there have been sleighs flying around all over. Did you seriously just notice that?
Homer: I lost my vertical peripheral vision when I drank that case of expired Four Lokos that one time.
Bart: That's why I got us some rocket fuel for the snowmobile, so we could compete.
Homer: I already have nitrous, you dumb-dumb.
Homer: And anyway, it won't even be enough to win. Burns said he was using magic.
Bart: You want to steal some magic from Burns instead of using the rocket fuel?
Homer: No, I want to steal magic from Burns, use the nitrous I already have, and then use all the rocket fuel and see where it takes me.
Bart: Replacement Santa here we come.
Task: Make Bart Steal a Magic Bone From Burns' Sleigh
Time: 4h
Location: White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes
Task: Make Homer Draw Schematics on a Fast Food Napkin
Time: 4h
Location: Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes
Bart: Are you sure we should test the sleigh by driving off a cliff?
Homer: We need to give the magic time to kick in before we hit the ground. That's just science, boy.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Ho-ho-d'oh Pt. 5
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Lisa: Dr. Hibbert? You wanted us to come by?
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, Lisa, Marge. Thanks for coming in. I was hoping you could take Santa for an outing. He's annoying the crap out of me.
Santa Claus: Lisa! You gotta help me. They're trying to poison me with the pudding!
Lisa: Santa, you're awake! Why didn't anyone let me know?
Dr. Hibbert: Well, you're not his emergency contact. Someone named "Blitzen" is — stupid name, but I believe it.
Santa Claus: For the first time in my life, I can finally see clearly.
Santa Claus: *whispers* They're controlling me with all the flowers in here.
Lisa: Doctor, is he okay?
Dr. Hibbert: *chuckles* I'm fairly certain he's not. These scans show an object lodged deep in his brain from that hit to the head he took.
Marge: And you want us to take him for an outing?
Dr. Hibbert: I suppose we could try to remove it first.
Santa Claus: Lisa! Don't let ‘em mess with my brain! I use that almost every day.
If the user has Santa Claus: Task: Make Santa Spout Conspiracy Theories
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Simpson House
If the user has Dr. Hibbert: Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Take Santa to Surgery
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Watch the Surgery From the Gallery
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Simpson House
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Get Snacks From the Cafeteria
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Simpson House
Lisa: Doc, was the surgery a success?
Dr. Hibbert: Indeed. He won't have to worry about having children anymore. *chuckles*
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, you're talking about Santa. Yes, I was able to dislodge the object from his brain. No idea what it was though. I've sent it to the lab for analysis.
Marge: Oh, that's such a relief. He just needs to rest and recuperate now.
Dr. Hibbert: No, he's still being very annoying. I need you to take him for that outing immediately.
Santa Claus: I hear there's a race on Mt. Useful in my honor!
Lisa: Uh, okay. But let's take it slow. You just came out of a major surgery.
Dr. Hibbert: Okay, but not too slow. He's REALLY getting on my nerves.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
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Elf Moe: Marge, where's Homer been? Revenue is so low in his absence. Plus, with Barney in the drunk tank the past month... You should stop by and support your local business every so often.
Marge: I'd come more often if you had some more wine options besides "Twist Off White" and "Box Red".
Elf Moe: Then why don't you try some of my famous fresh pickled eggnog?
Elf Moe: If this eggnog wasn't so delicious, I'd be mad.
Lisa: Enough with the small talk, Moe. We're investigating the attack on Santa. Tell us where you were and what happened.
Elf Moe: I got nothing to do with it. I was here the whole night. Anybody who told you different has a date with a butcher's knife.
Lisa: We just need to know if Snake was in here that night.
Elf Moe: Oh, yeah. He stopped in for a beer. Even let me keep half the till when he robbed me, on account of Christmas spirit.
Marge: How does every suspect in town have an alibi?! At least for the specific crime we're investigating.
Elf Moe: More eggnog?
Task: Make Marge Have a Sip of Eggnog
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Lisa Have a Non-alcoholic Nog
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Simpson House
Task: Make Moe Dilute the Eggnog With Water
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Marge: This has been a total bust. *hiccup* We're never gonna find Satan's attacker.
Lisa: You mean…Santa's attacker?
Marge: *hiccup* What did I say? Stan's attacker?
Lisa: Nothing, Watson.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Ho-ho-d'oh Pt. 2
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Bart: Dad, don't you think you should be keeping an eye on Maggie?
Homer: Uh, I'm pretty sure your Mom has her.
Bart: Uh, I'm pretty sure you gave Maggie to the Gnome-in-the-Home earlier so you could go sabotage people's sleighs.
Gnome-in-the-Home: *holding Maggie* This really isn't in my job description.
Maggie: *scared sucking noises*
Homer: Jeez, if Gnome-in-the-Home is gonna sponsor the race, then that means doing whatever is required.
Gnome-in-the-Home: I don't think that's what the word sponsorship means. Plus, I have rides to give in the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome.
Homer: Go on, Maggie. Go with the scary clown elf man into the creepy dark dome.
If the user has Maggie: Task: Make Maggie Ride the Gnome-in-the-Home Dome
Time: 4h
Location: Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House or Houses
If the user has Gnome-in-the-Home: Task: Make Gnome-in-the-Home Give Rides
Time: 4h
Location: Gnome-in-the-Home Dome
Task: Make Homer Sabotage Sleighs
Time: 4h
Location: Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes
Task: Make Bart Keep an Eye on Maggie, to Be Safe
Time: 4h
Location: Gnome-in-the-Home Dome, Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House or Houses
Gnome-in-the-Home: Alright, you're gonna have to take your kid back now.
Homer: You're shirking your duties?
Gnome-in-the-Home: I checked with the corporate office, and the park ranger to go over the sponsorship contract, and confirmed that babysitting is not included.
Homer: You'll never work in this town again, kid! Now take off that head so I can see who you are! And pummel you!
Gnome-in-the-Home: *runs away*
Homer: Stupid Gnome! Yeah, keep running.
Bart: You didn't wanna get Maggie back first?
Homer: Aah!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Ho-ho-d'oh Pt. 3
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Mary Tannenbaum: Can you say that again? It was so creepy, I want to make sure we get a good cut.
Mr. Burns: Certainly. *clears throat* I'm only doing this because I want the hearts of all the little children.
Smithers: He means he wants to be the new Santa in order to WIN the hearts of the children.
Mary Tannenbaum: Yeah, but that's not what he said. I think we have all we need here.
Smithers: Is your show gonna paint Mr. Burns as the benevolent billionaire or the evil Santa slayer?
Mary Tannenbaum: Whoa, it's not our job to give an opinion. We merely show the facts of the case, and let the viewer decide that Burns is obviously the culprit.
If the user has Mary Tannenbaum: Task: Make Mary Tannenbaum Suggest Wild Theories
Time: 4h
Location: Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes
Task: Make Burns Do Some More Takes
Time: 4h
Location: Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes
If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Call Blue-Haired Lawyer
Time: 4h
Location: Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes
Mary Tannenbaum: Alright, that's a scene people. Let's pack it up and head to the summit for some establishing shots with ominous voice-over.
Herb Tannenbaum: You're pretty good at this. In fact, if I was a betting tree, I'd think the most likely culprit was the filmmaker who stands to gain everything from this case.
Mary Tannenbaum: Keep your mouth shut or I'll turn you into a box of toothpicks.
Homer: Wow, you two are bickering like an old married couple. Oh, is that how you're related?
Herb Tannenbaum: We're not related!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Ho-ho-d'oh Pt. 4
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Homer: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did Sideshow Mel's sleigh just FLY?!
Bart: Yeah, there have been sleighs flying around all over. Did you seriously just notice that?
Homer: I lost my vertical peripheral vision when I drank that case of expired Four Lokos that one time.
Bart: That's why I got us some rocket fuel for the snowmobile, so we could compete.
Homer: I already have nitrous, you dumb-dumb.
Homer: And anyway, it won't even be enough to win. Burns said he was using magic.
Bart: You want to steal some magic from Burns instead of using the rocket fuel?
Homer: No, I want to steal magic from Burns, use the nitrous I already have, and then use all the rocket fuel and see where it takes me.
Bart: Replacement Santa here we come.
Task: Make Bart Steal a Magic Bone From Burns' Sleigh
Time: 4h
Location: White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes
Task: Make Homer Draw Schematics on a Fast Food Napkin
Time: 4h
Location: Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes
Bart: Are you sure we should test the sleigh by driving off a cliff?
Homer: We need to give the magic time to kick in before we hit the ground. That's just science, boy.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Ho-ho-d'oh Pt. 5
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Lisa: Dr. Hibbert? You wanted us to come by?
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, Lisa, Marge. Thanks for coming in. I was hoping you could take Santa for an outing. He's annoying the crap out of me.
Santa Claus: Lisa! You gotta help me. They're trying to poison me with the pudding!
Lisa: Santa, you're awake! Why didn't anyone let me know?
Dr. Hibbert: Well, you're not his emergency contact. Someone named "Blitzen" is — stupid name, but I believe it.
Santa Claus: For the first time in my life, I can finally see clearly.
Santa Claus: *whispers* They're controlling me with all the flowers in here.
Lisa: Doctor, is he okay?
Dr. Hibbert: *chuckles* I'm fairly certain he's not. These scans show an object lodged deep in his brain from that hit to the head he took.
Marge: And you want us to take him for an outing?
Dr. Hibbert: I suppose we could try to remove it first.
Santa Claus: Lisa! Don't let ‘em mess with my brain! I use that almost every day.
If the user has Santa Claus: Task: Make Santa Spout Conspiracy Theories
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Simpson House
If the user has Dr. Hibbert: Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Take Santa to Surgery
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Watch the Surgery From the Gallery
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Simpson House
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Get Snacks From the Cafeteria
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Simpson House
Lisa: Doc, was the surgery a success?
Dr. Hibbert: Indeed. He won't have to worry about having children anymore. *chuckles*
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, you're talking about Santa. Yes, I was able to dislodge the object from his brain. No idea what it was though. I've sent it to the lab for analysis.
Marge: Oh, that's such a relief. He just needs to rest and recuperate now.
Dr. Hibbert: No, he's still being very annoying. I need you to take him for that outing immediately.
Santa Claus: I hear there's a race on Mt. Useful in my honor!
Lisa: Uh, okay. But let's take it slow. You just came out of a major surgery.
Dr. Hibbert: Okay, but not too slow. He's REALLY getting on my nerves.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
