In Game Update 9/30 - Gil Deal

ArmpitAttack wrote:
Did the tinfoil hat magnify his powers or prevent him from being abused by the powers of others? I always feel damned when I catch myself standing within 2 ft. of the microwave, and my phone is resting near my crotch RIGHT NOW I just realized, so that's two future tumors basically, ..... maybe foil hats are the way to go, or even full body suits.

Also, I'm still pumping out additional Tennis EVEN YET. And people will be using those fountains in trivial ways now putting them in front of each of their 9 Lard Lads.

No special powers that I ever noticed, though management kept their distance; so there was that. :)

Sounds like you need a foil lined codpiece at least. :mrgreen: