Level 58 ***WALKTHROUGH***

Casinofellas Pt. 1

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Fat Tony: Johnny, you've been doing such a good job for us, I'm promoting you at the casino.
Johnny Tightlips: Wow, this is every mafia guy's dream! Thanks Boss! I'll start by doing a check on the slot machines.
Fat Tony: Whoa, hold on. You're not running the CASINO casino.
Johnny Tightlips: Then what am I running?
Fat Tony: The online casino. I'm putting you in charge of our Interactive Entertainment division.

Task: Make Johnny Tightlips Learn how to Use a Computer
Time: 4h
Location: Java Server
Task: Make Johnny Tightlips Run the Online Casino
Time: 8h
Location: Java Server
Task: Make Springfielders Gamble Online
Time: 12h
Location: Java Server
Characters: Springfielders except Ned, Youngers, Criminals

Fat Tony: Wow, 93% of customers in the online casino are losing money to us! And it's all thanks to you, Johnny.
Johnny Tightlips: My pleasure, boss.
Fat Tony: I'm not complimenting you. I'm complaining. Why only 93%? You better get that number up... unless you want to be the latest casualty of the tech bubble.

Casinofellas Pt. 2

Johnny Tightlips starts

Johnny Tightlips: You seem to have won an awful lot playing online poker at our casino lately, Mr. Syzlak.
Moe: I'm good at counting cards. And there's no rule against counting cards in online poker!
Johnny Tightlips: Last time I was at your bar you gave me $7.67 change on a five.
Johnny Tightlips: We traced your IP address and found out it originated at Springfield Elementary.
Johnny Tightlips: You wouldn't be paying someone under 18 to illegally gamble for you, would you?
Moe: Of course not! I'm back in school to complete my degree!
Johnny Tightlips: I see. Then allow me to "teach you a lesson."

Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Johnny Tightlips Beat Up Moe
Time: 24h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Requires: Moe

Casinofellas Pt. 3

Moe starts

Moe: I'd like the police to investigate Johnny Tightlips.
Moe: He took back all my poker winnings, just because I paid a 3rd grader to play for me.
Wiggum: This is just the sort of doomed-to-fail, fake investigation of the mafia we've been looking for!
Moe: He also vandalized half my bar! Check out these photos.
Wiggum: Whoa, that looks pretty bad. That half of the bar is completely unusable!
Moe: You're pointing at the undamaged half.

Task: Reach level 17 and Build the Police Station
Task: Make Wiggum Investigate the Online Casino
Time: 12h
Location: Plato's Republic Casino

Wiggum: Well, the investigation turned up nothing. The online casino, like the unlicensed casino it's housed in, is completely clean.
Moe: But you were only there for five minutes.
Wiggum: Dangit! I was trying to beat my record of four minutes and thirty-eight seconds.
Lou: Chief, looks like the investigation might need to be reopened. An inside informant just called and reported a multi-million dollar tax evasion scheme.
Wiggum: You know what we really need to investigate? Who violated my rule of never picking up the phone.

Casinofellas Pt. 4

Wiggum starts

Wiggum: Johnny, you and all the casino staff are under arrest.
Wiggum: Sorry ‘bout that, but the government needs those tax revenues to buy $300 body cameras that are identical to $6.99 webcams.
Wiggum: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you wanna say?
Johnny Tightlips: Just that a list of witnesses who are going to testify against me would be quite useful.
Wiggum: It hurts me that you thought you even had to ask.

Task: Make Wiggum provide Johnny Tightlips a List of Witnesses
Time: 12h
Location: Plato's Republic Casino
Requires: Johnny Tightlips
Task: Make Louie Intimidate Witnesses
Task: Make Legs Intimidate Witnesses
Time: 12h
Location: Shops

System Message: Check out the Store for chalk outlines.

Casinofellas Pt. 5

Fat Tony starts

Fat Tony: Have we figured out who squealed?
Louie: Only two people had access to that info: Vinnie Neversqueals and Frankie the Squealer.
Fat Tony: So Frankie let me down again.
Johnny Tightlips: Why do you keep hiring that guy?
Fat Tony: Because it makes it easy to figure out who's squealing!

Task: Make Johnny Tightlips Fire Frankie
Task: Make Fat Tony Hire Frankie for Another Job
Time: 8h
Location: Businessman's Social Club
If the user has Frankie the Squealer: Requires: Frankie the Squealer

Fat Tony: Hey Johnny, there's an opening in the kitchen at the pizza place. Know anybody good?
Johnny Tightlips: Well there's my cousin, Joey Can'tMakeAPizza.
Fat Tony: Sounds perfect! He's hired!

Casinofellas Pt. 6

Fat Tony starts

Fat Tony: The cops are shutting down our online casino. Johnny, I'm afraid I have to move you over to the regular casino.
Johnny Tightlips: Thank goodness! I've been dyin' here. I wanna interact with people. Or at least have my fist interact with them.
Fat Tony: Oh you'll be interacting with people alright... as the moderator of the regular casino's new Springface page!
Fat Tony: And if I don't see 100 “Likes” by tomorrow, you'll be taking a trip down to the wood shop for a business meeting with my vise!

Task: Make Johnny Tightlips Pay Fake Users in India for “Likes”
Time: 8h
Location: Java Server


The Comic's Town Affair Pt. 1

After completing Frankie the Politician Pt. 10, Frankie the Squealer starts

Frankie the Squealer: Thanks for including me on this heist, Capo. I really need the gig!
Frankie the Squealer: I didn't realize how much sexual reassignment surgery cost.
Don Vittorio: TMI, Frankie. Now pack your heat and let's head to the comics store.
Frankie the Squealer: Comics store?
Don Vittorio: I'll let my associate explain.
Bart: The most valuable comic ever, Radioactive Man #1, is making a promo appearance at the store today!
Don Vittorio: Capiche, Frankie? Now remember: on this job, less squealin', and more stealin'.

Task: Make Frankie the Squealer Try Not to Squeal
Time: 4h
On job end:
Task: Make Frankie the Squealer Squeal
Time: 4h

The Comic's Town Affair Pt. 2

Don Vittorio starts

Milhouse: Hey Bart, can you cut me in on the heist? I can distract the store clerk.
Comic Book Guy: Well I AM the store clerk. And if you give me a piece, I can let myself be distracted.
Patty: If you cut me in, I can get a job at the prison, and have romantic relations with any of you who get caught.
Don Vittorio: Frankie, you moron, now we're gonna have to split up the haul a ton of ways!
Bart: Well you don't have to give me a share. I'm just doing this so there'll be a cool new heist and I won't have to read any more articles about the Gardner Museum art theft.

Task: Make Springfielders Join the Heist
Time: 6h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Quest reward: The reward decreases the more playable characters the user owns: $1.000.000/(number of playable characters owned+1)

Martin: $1 million divided by number of playable characters owned+1 heist participants is $quest reward.
Don Vittorio: Don't worry, Sky Finger, I haven't forgotten your part in this. Here, enjoy your $quest reward and go buy yourself a nice whatever this currency buys.
System Message: You've been awarded $quest reward as your cut!