Lunar New Year ***WALKTHROUGH***
Year of the Rooster Pt. 1
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Lisa: Hey, Dad, guess what New Year it almost is? Chinese!
Homer: That's my favorite New Year of all the ones I just heard about!
Lisa: Let's have a Chinese-themed block party to celebrate. It'll be super fun!
Bart: What's the first super fun thing we do?
Lisa: Get rid of last year's bad luck by cleaning the house from top to bottom.
Marge: Cleaning? Super fun!!
Task: Make Simpsons Clean
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Year of the Rooster Pt. 2
Homer starts
Lisa: The bad luck is swept out of the house. Now we make decorations and costumes.
Homer: Hey, Flanders, I'm going to make a Chinese Dragon costume. Can you be the back end?
Ned: You want me to spend hours underneath a dragon costume staring at your butt?
Ned: Super fun!!
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Task: Build Chinese Lantern
Task: Make Homer and Flanders Practice Being a Dragon
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
Requires: Ned
Year of the Rooster Pt. 3
Homer starts
Lisa: Evergreen Terrace looks so festive. We're almost ready for Chinese New Year.
Marge: I'm going to create a genuine Chinese feast, using these authentic ready-to-eat packages from Swapper Jack.
Homer: I'm going to use these Chinese beers to create an authentic Chinese bender.
Task: Make Homer Sample Chinese Beers
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Admire Decorations
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Marge Prepare Chinese Food
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
System Message: Come back on Chinese New Year (January 28th) to continue the quest line!
Year of the Rooster Pt. 4
After logging in on January 28th
Homer starts
Lisa: Happy Chinese New Year, everyone.
Lisa: Light the lanterns, bang the gongs, serve the feast, and learn how to use chopsticks.
Bart: I already know. One up each nostril.
Task: Make Simpsons Enjoy a Chinese Banquet
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy a Chinese Banquet
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Year of the Rooster Pt. 5
Bart starts
Bart: Now to finish off Chinese New Year with the traditional fireworks barrage.
Marge: I don't think that's a good idea.
Homer: Marge, it's how we drive away bad luck and evil spirits!
Homer: That's why we aimed them at Flanders' house.
Task: Make Bart Set Off the Firecrackers
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
Year of the Rooster Pt. 6
Marge starts
Ned: Oh no! My azaleas are now ablaze-eas!
Homer: The evil spirit is hurt, but he is still able to do bad wordplay. Fire two, son.
Marge: No! Put out the fire with this barrel of industrial-grade green tea.
Task: Make Simpsons Put Out Fires
Time: 1h
Location: Flanders House
Before January 31st at 8am GMT:
Bart: Hey, who're you?
Tourist: Oh, just an out-of-towner who stopped to enjoy your Chinese New Year festival.
Quimby: A tourist enjoying our fake foreign festival. That gives me an idea.
System Message: Check in next week to see what Mayor Quimby has up his sleeve… besides some unexplained needle tracks. In the meantime, how about something to celebrate the New Year?
After January 31st at 8am GMT:
System Message: Here's a little something to celebrate the New Year in safety!
Quest reward: Year of the Rooster Statue
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Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: What the hell is this? Some kind of fire rooster?
Lisa: No Dad, it's a… yes, it's a fire rooster.
Homer: And if I kiss it, I'll get good luck!
Lisa: No, you don't know where it's been…
Lisa: Oh fine, smooch the chicken.
Task: Make Homer Make Out With the Fire Rooster
Time: 6s
Location: Year of the Rooster Statue
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 2
Homer starts
Milhouse (silhouette): Homer! You must bring me an offering. Otherwise, I will turn all the eggs in your fridge to broccoli.
Homer: Healthy, no-cholesterol broccoli? Nooo!!
Homer: What must I bring you, O Mighty Chicken?
Milhouse (silhouette): Canned goods. Used clothing. Old smartphones. Anything is good.
Homer: It shall be done, Great Drumstick!
Task: Have Homer Buy Gifts for the Fire Rooster
Time: 6s
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 3
Homer starts
Lisa: Dad says the Fire Rooster told him to bring gifts of canned goods and clothing.
Bart: Hey, there's a little door in the back. There's someone inside!
Lisa: Milhouse?! What are you doing in there?
Milhouse: My dad told me this way we might get some better stuff than they hand out at the church charity drive.
Bart: Look, it's that tourist again. Hey buddy, you can't take pictures of my dad making a fool of himself…
Bart: ...unless you pay me.
Task: Make Homer Worship the Fire Rooster
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Buddhist Temple or Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Sell Tickets for the Embarrassing Display
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Buddhist Temple or Simpson House
Task: Make Quimby Plot
Time: 2h
Location: Town Hall
Bart: Heh, heh. Sucker paid me to watch my Dad behave like an idiot.
Bart: He could get that for free at Moe's every night...
Bart: Wait, pins? What the hell am I going to do with these?
System Message: Here're your Pins. Good luck finding a use for them!
Quest "reward": Pins
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Giant Takeout Box
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Task: Tap the Giant Takeout Box to Receive Your Fortune
Random messages:
System Message: You will soon take a trip. Watch your step.
System Message: You learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
System Message: It could be better, but it’s good enough.
System Message: The fortune you seek is in another cookie
System Message: Stick with your wife.
System Message: A handsome stranger reveals tax deduction possibilities.
System Message: A wonderful dream will be forgotten before you can write it down.
System Message: Your lucky numbers are &, h, and :).
System Message: Riches await those who fall under the inheritance tax limits.
System Message: EA journey of a thousand miles begins with hours of internet research.
System Message: You will find happiness with a new premium character.
System Message: Travel brings knowledge of interesting new diseases.
System Message: A nightmare you have will come true.
System Message: Past performance is no predictor of future returns.
System Message: A new voyage will fill your life with motion sickness.
System Message: A chance meeting opens new doors for explaining why you blew off her party.
System Message: Study your failures and you’ll never stop learning.
System Message: Your smile will tell you when it is time for orthodontics.
System Message: A long-lost relative will remind you that you owe him money.
System Message: Health beats wealth, but wealth buys health.
System Message: Adversity is the parent of internet rants.
System Message: A helpful website will phish your password.
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Lisa: Hey, Dad, guess what New Year it almost is? Chinese!
Homer: That's my favorite New Year of all the ones I just heard about!
Lisa: Let's have a Chinese-themed block party to celebrate. It'll be super fun!
Bart: What's the first super fun thing we do?
Lisa: Get rid of last year's bad luck by cleaning the house from top to bottom.
Marge: Cleaning? Super fun!!
Task: Make Simpsons Clean
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Year of the Rooster Pt. 2
Homer starts
Lisa: The bad luck is swept out of the house. Now we make decorations and costumes.
Homer: Hey, Flanders, I'm going to make a Chinese Dragon costume. Can you be the back end?
Ned: You want me to spend hours underneath a dragon costume staring at your butt?
Ned: Super fun!!
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/chineselantern_menu.png?w=58
Task: Build Chinese Lantern
Task: Make Homer and Flanders Practice Being a Dragon
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
Requires: Ned
Year of the Rooster Pt. 3
Homer starts
Lisa: Evergreen Terrace looks so festive. We're almost ready for Chinese New Year.
Marge: I'm going to create a genuine Chinese feast, using these authentic ready-to-eat packages from Swapper Jack.
Homer: I'm going to use these Chinese beers to create an authentic Chinese bender.
Task: Make Homer Sample Chinese Beers
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Admire Decorations
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Marge Prepare Chinese Food
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
System Message: Come back on Chinese New Year (January 28th) to continue the quest line!
Year of the Rooster Pt. 4
After logging in on January 28th
Homer starts
Lisa: Happy Chinese New Year, everyone.
Lisa: Light the lanterns, bang the gongs, serve the feast, and learn how to use chopsticks.
Bart: I already know. One up each nostril.
Task: Make Simpsons Enjoy a Chinese Banquet
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy a Chinese Banquet
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Year of the Rooster Pt. 5
Bart starts
Bart: Now to finish off Chinese New Year with the traditional fireworks barrage.
Marge: I don't think that's a good idea.
Homer: Marge, it's how we drive away bad luck and evil spirits!
Homer: That's why we aimed them at Flanders' house.
Task: Make Bart Set Off the Firecrackers
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
Year of the Rooster Pt. 6
Marge starts
Ned: Oh no! My azaleas are now ablaze-eas!
Homer: The evil spirit is hurt, but he is still able to do bad wordplay. Fire two, son.
Marge: No! Put out the fire with this barrel of industrial-grade green tea.
Task: Make Simpsons Put Out Fires
Time: 1h
Location: Flanders House
Before January 31st at 8am GMT:
Bart: Hey, who're you?
Tourist: Oh, just an out-of-towner who stopped to enjoy your Chinese New Year festival.
Quimby: A tourist enjoying our fake foreign festival. That gives me an idea.
System Message: Check in next week to see what Mayor Quimby has up his sleeve… besides some unexplained needle tracks. In the meantime, how about something to celebrate the New Year?
After January 31st at 8am GMT:
System Message: Here's a little something to celebrate the New Year in safety!
Quest reward: Year of the Rooster Statue
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/year-of-the-rooster-statue.png?w=115
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: What the hell is this? Some kind of fire rooster?
Lisa: No Dad, it's a… yes, it's a fire rooster.
Homer: And if I kiss it, I'll get good luck!
Lisa: No, you don't know where it's been…
Lisa: Oh fine, smooch the chicken.
Task: Make Homer Make Out With the Fire Rooster
Time: 6s
Location: Year of the Rooster Statue
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 2
Homer starts
Milhouse (silhouette): Homer! You must bring me an offering. Otherwise, I will turn all the eggs in your fridge to broccoli.
Homer: Healthy, no-cholesterol broccoli? Nooo!!
Homer: What must I bring you, O Mighty Chicken?
Milhouse (silhouette): Canned goods. Used clothing. Old smartphones. Anything is good.
Homer: It shall be done, Great Drumstick!
Task: Have Homer Buy Gifts for the Fire Rooster
Time: 6s
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Great Coqs of Fire Pt. 3
Homer starts
Lisa: Dad says the Fire Rooster told him to bring gifts of canned goods and clothing.
Bart: Hey, there's a little door in the back. There's someone inside!
Lisa: Milhouse?! What are you doing in there?
Milhouse: My dad told me this way we might get some better stuff than they hand out at the church charity drive.
Bart: Look, it's that tourist again. Hey buddy, you can't take pictures of my dad making a fool of himself…
Bart: ...unless you pay me.
Task: Make Homer Worship the Fire Rooster
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Buddhist Temple or Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Sell Tickets for the Embarrassing Display
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Buddhist Temple or Simpson House
Task: Make Quimby Plot
Time: 2h
Location: Town Hall
Bart: Heh, heh. Sucker paid me to watch my Dad behave like an idiot.
Bart: He could get that for free at Moe's every night...
Bart: Wait, pins? What the hell am I going to do with these?
System Message: Here're your Pins. Good luck finding a use for them!
Quest "reward": Pins
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/menu_francepins.png
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/gianttakeoutbox.png?w=121
Giant Takeout Box
Auto starts
Task: Tap the Giant Takeout Box to Receive Your Fortune
Random messages:
System Message: You will soon take a trip. Watch your step.
System Message: You learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
System Message: It could be better, but it’s good enough.
System Message: The fortune you seek is in another cookie
System Message: Stick with your wife.
System Message: A handsome stranger reveals tax deduction possibilities.
System Message: A wonderful dream will be forgotten before you can write it down.
System Message: Your lucky numbers are &, h, and :).
System Message: Riches await those who fall under the inheritance tax limits.
System Message: EA journey of a thousand miles begins with hours of internet research.
System Message: You will find happiness with a new premium character.
System Message: Travel brings knowledge of interesting new diseases.
System Message: A nightmare you have will come true.
System Message: Past performance is no predictor of future returns.
System Message: A new voyage will fill your life with motion sickness.
System Message: A chance meeting opens new doors for explaining why you blew off her party.
System Message: Study your failures and you’ll never stop learning.
System Message: Your smile will tell you when it is time for orthodontics.
System Message: A long-lost relative will remind you that you owe him money.
System Message: Health beats wealth, but wealth buys health.
System Message: Adversity is the parent of internet rants.
System Message: A helpful website will phish your password.
