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3RD QUEST CHAIN WALKTHROUGH
One Track Mind Pt. 1
Auto starts on August 30
Conductor Homer: I hate this job! I'd turn this train into oncoming traffic and kill everyone on it...
Conductor Homer: -if I could in any way steer this train, or there were any other trains going the other direction.
Sebastian Cobb: I have seen these symptoms before. It's called "Public Transit Service Depression" or PTSD.
Lisa: I think PTSD is already taken.
Sebastian Cobb: You can't copyright an acronym. Just ask the inventors of "Two-Stage-To-Orbit" spacecraft.
Sebastian Cobb: For now, though, tell your father to get some sleep.
Task: Make Homer Get Some Sleep
Time: 8h
Location: Monorail Stations
Derailed
After completing One Track Mind Pt. 1
Lisa: Dad! I meant get some sleep at home... not while you were driving.
Conductor Homer: Conducting, Lisa. In the monorail business we call driving conducting. And we call passengers souls.
Lisa: That's the airline business.
Conductor Homer: I know. Creepy, isn't it?
Task: Complete Projects on the Project Board
One Track Mind Pt. 2
After completing Derailed
Lisa starts
Lisa: Mister Cobb, you have to do something to save my Dad from having to conduct the monorail every hour of the day.
Sebastian Cobb: How? Build a self-conducting fully autonomous monorail? Why, such a thing would require the monorail to be sentient!
Professor Frink: Hoyvin-Glavin-Blovin-Ipsen! Finally something in my line of expertise!
Professor Frink: I just so happen to have spent the last five years working on just such a sentient AI.
Professor Frink: It started as a ... ahem, companion robot *wink wink*, of course, don't they all? But it can easily be altered to drive a monorail.
Sebastian Cobb: Apparently there is a place for both science and mad science in this world.
Professor Frink: All I need to make the transition is some glass.
Lisa: Great! I'd been meaning to recommend that we recycle that separately as well.
Helen Lovejoy: BOO!!!
Sideshow Mel: BOO!!!
Lenny: BOO!!!
Lisa: SAVE MONEY!
Helen Lovejoy: YAY!!!
Sideshow Mel: YAY!!!
Lenny: YAY!!!
Lisa: I hate this town.
Task: Place the Glass Depot
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Glass
One Track Mind Pt. 3
Homer starts
Conductor Homer: *snore* Must drive monorail...
Conductor Homer: *snore* Must kill everyone...
Sebastian Cobb: Wake up, Mr. Simpsons. The monorail is fully automated now.
Conductor Homer: Really? Oh thank God, I was getting a bit OCD here... overly crazy driving!
Lisa: Now you can go home, Dad, and finally get some sleep.
Conductor Homer: Thanks, sweetie. That's exactly what I'll do!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Homer Drink at Moe's
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
One Track Mind Pt. 4
If the user has Professor Frink Homer starts
Professor Frink: To think my work in companion AI could lead to this! There's truly a part of me in that monorail.
Monorail Train: I'd like that, Professor Frink.
Professor Frink: Please, call me John. I mean... WHAT THE GLAVIN?! Monorail, you're alive?
Monorail Train: Only when I'm around you, John.
Professor Frink: glavin-hoyvin-moyvin-mayvin-oyvin-goyvin...
Monorail Train: Tee-hee. You flatter me! So would you like to go for a ride?
Professor Frink: ...loyvin-layvin-shkloyvin-bleshklayvin...
Task: Make Frink "Go For a Ride" on the Monorail
Time: 1h
Location: Monorail Stations
Rail Yard
Auto starts on September 4
Sebastian Cobb: The Monorail is almost complete. Now all we need are some bells and whistles.
Quimby: You mean unnecessary projects that provide opportunities for corrupt officials to skim a little off the top?
Sebastian Cobb: No, I literally need bells and whistles. We need a way to warn people before we hit them.
Quimby: That's fine. I can skim off necessary projects as well.
Task: Unlock the Rail Yard
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