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PREMIUM WALKTHROUGH
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Ooh, Jesse Grass! It's so nice to have a fellow vegetarian in town. Care for some kale?
Akira: To me those words sound the same.
Jesse Grass: Actually I came to Springfield to protest Krustyburger.
Jesse Grass: Rumor is that they murder innocent cows and serve them in their burgers. People need to know.
Lisa: Well, yeah. That's how hamburgers are made. People probably already know that, but...
Lisa: *sigh* I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes.
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build the Krusty Burge
Task: Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Animals
Time: 1h
Location: Krusty Burger
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 2
Jesse Grass starts
Jesse Grass: Well, my protest worked. Almost no one went inside Krustyburger.
Jesse Grass: They just stayed outside with me, staring longingly at my eyes.
Lisa: *sigh* It sure is.
Jesse Grass: But then I learned that it's not just animals that Krustyburger is murdering.
Jesse Grass: They ALSO put lettuce and tomato on their burgers.
Lisa: Are you not familiar with what a hamburger is?
Jesse Grass: Plants have feelings too. We have to save the plants!
Task: Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Plants
Time: 1h
Location: Krusty Burger
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: I'm sorry, Jesse, but why are you protesting the eating of plants. I thought you were a vegetarian...
Jesse Grass: Not just a vegetarian -- a level 5 Vegan. Didn't you see my unlock message?
Jesse Grass: And I'm on my way to Level 6. I won't eat anything that was ever alive.
Lisa: Wow, you're so idealistic and caring and brave and...
Lisa: Wait, doesn't that describe all food?
Jesse Grass: I don't know. I never touch the stuff.
Task: Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Food
Time: 1h
Location: Krusty Burger
The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Lisa: These protests are making less and less sense, Jesse.
Lisa: How exactly is sleeping in the Krustyburger ball pit going to change people's eating habits?
Jesse Grass: I don't know. I was supposed to be marching in front of their door. I just got so tired.
Lisa: I think maybe you need to eat something.
Jesse Grass: I had a bite of air earlier. But I spit it out because I was worried it would kill some airborne bacteria.
Lisa: Yeah, I think we need to go back to Krustyburger one last time.
Task: Make Lisa Force Jesse to Eat a Burger
Time: 30s
Location: Krusty Burger
Requires: Jesse Grass
Jesse Grass: Oh my God! That burger tasted so good! And it gave me all this energy! Who knew eating could do that?
Jesse Grass: The only problem is... now I'm a fraud.
Jesse Grass: Because of that burger, I'm responsible for the death of plants and animals and whatever cheese comes from.
Lisa: I know, but you have to eat some food.
Krusty: Not at Krustyburger, you don't! My burgers contains no meat, and no vegetables. There's nothing in them that qualifies as food.
Jesse Grass: Perfect! *eating noise*
Krusty: Man, that boy has dreamy eyes...
Little Lisa's Recycling Plant
Auto starts on August 11
Mr. Snrub: Hello! It's me, Mr. Snrub.
Lisa: A fake moustache can't hide the evil behind it. We all know it's you, Mr. Burns.
Homer: Shhh. Let Snrub talk!
Mr. Snrub: All this talk of recycling reminded me that a local businessman has a recycling facility for sale. What luck for you!
Lisa: Are you referring to the plant that you used to harvest sea life and turn it into slurry?
Mr. Snrub: No, I'm referring to the plant that MR. BURNS used to harvest sea life and turn it into slurry. Isn't that right, SREHTIMS?
Srehtims: Yes, sir!
Dirty Work: Dewey Largo
Dewey Largo starts
Dewey Largo: Principal Skinner! You've cut the music budget to zero!
Skinner: Actually I cut it to a negative number. You're going to have to sell the school's instruments and give the money to me.
Dewey Largo: But the band needs instruments. Without them we're no better than a choir!
Dewey Largo: I suppose I could salvage some substitutes from the town dump, however.
Dewey Largo: Replace the drums with trash cans, replace cymbals with breaking glass...
Dewey Largo: And replace students with rats!
Task: Make Dewey Largo Prepare for a School Musical
Time: 30s
Location: Springfield Dump
Dirty Work: Uter
Uter starts
Uter: What is going on? As a bit character I'm used to being ignored, but not this bad. I was a fan favorite!
Lisa: Oh, Uter. I didn't see you there...
Lisa: So... ummm
Lisa: Nice chatting with you. I've got to get this junk to the Dump. Springfield won't clean itself!
Uter: Did mein ears deceive me? "JUHNK" is my favourite candy treat from my homeland of Deutschland!
Task: Make Uter Search for Discarded Chocolate
Time: 30s
Location: Springfield Dump
Dirty Work: Brandine
Brandine starts
Brandine: Pfft. All these folk are collecting garbage like its something new. I's been doing that for years!
Brandine: I even trained a possum to fetch stuff outta dumpsters.
Task: Make Brandine Try Find the Lost Spuckler Child
Time: 30s
Location: Springfield Dump
Brandine: Nice job, possum! I'm gonna miss you once we eat you.
Them
Auto starts on September 3
Milhouse: Hey Bart! If you could have one wish, what would it be?
Bart: A million wishes.
Milhouse: No, it's not that kind of wish. No recursion, and overreaching will result in ironic and unpleasant consequences.
Bart: Oh, so like the AD&D wish spell.
Bart: In that case, I'll go with what I wished for when I blew out the candles last birthday.
Bart: Giant Mechanical Ants!
Them Too!
After buying a Robot Ant
Bart starts
Bart: Oh man! Normally ants are small and un-mechanical. But not these!
Task: Make Bart Command Mechanical Ants
Time: 10h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Bart: Sometimes you get something you've always wanted and worry it can't possibly live up to expectations.
Bart: ... this is not one of those times.
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