Monorail ***WALKTHROUGH***

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PRIZES WALKTHROUGH

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King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 1

Ray Patterson starts

Homer: Ray Patterson! You're the man whose Sanitation Commissioner job I took!
Homer: You want it back?
Ray Patterson: No, Homer, thanks. But those days are over for me.
Ray Patterson: I used to love the sexy world of waste removal. I was driving my garbage truck in the fast lane. But then I hit rock-bottom.
Ray Patterson: It was over the holidays. I should have been home with my family, but found myself on the street... hauling away old Christmas trees.
Ray Patterson: I wrapped my kids Christmas presents just so I could throw away the paper.
Ray Patterson: I made a vow after that that I would never pick up another piece of trash again.
Homer: Not a vow of silence clearly. So what do you do now?
Ray Patterson: I'm a sales manager.
Homer: For a waste removal company?
Ray Patterson: For a waste removal company.

Task: Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Garbage Man
Time: 5m

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 2

Ray Patterson starts

Ray Patterson: Mayor Quimby, I've come to talk to you about your city's trash problem.
Quimby: Oh, are you a sanitation collector?
Ray Patterson: A garbage man? Not anymore. I've been through TA and quit cold turkey.
Ray Patterson: I can assure you, I'll never pick up a piece of trash again.
Quimby: That's great... *coughs* quitter *cough*
Quimby: But if you're not, er-ah, a garbage man, how are you going to help with our trash problem?
Ray Patterson: By helping you privatize your refuse collection with the help of my company!
Quimby: Oh, so you're a lobbyist. Great, leave your bribe on the desk!

Task: Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Lobbyist
Time: 5m

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 3

Ray Patterson starts

Quimby: I still don't get it. Why would a recovering trashaholic work for a trash company?
Ray Patterson: To prove to myself that I don't need it. I'm like Sam Malone running Cheers.
Quimby: Pfft, that show died after 10 seasons.
Ray Patterson: So what do you say? Will you let my company manage your sanitation issues?
Ray Patterson: We'll handle everything from the purchase of overly loud garbarge trucks, to the hiring of ex-cons to drive them.
Quimby: I say the same thing I said before... leave your bribe on the desk.
Ray Patterson: But it's not like that. We're a legitimate business trying to facilitate--
Quimby: You're a garbage company! You compete with the mob!
Quimby: If you don't want to leave it on the desk, leave it on the dresser... but you're leaving a bribe if you want our business.

Task: Make Ray Leave Mayor Quimby a Bribe
Time: 30s
Location: Town Hall or Brown House

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 4

Ray Patterson starts

Wiggum: Ray Patterson, you're under arrest for attempting to bribe a government official.
Ray Patterson: Attempting? Your mayor took the money! He set the whole thing up!
Wiggum: Yeah, but I can't arrest him. He outranks me. This whole town is kind of corrupt.
Ray Patterson: Very well. I suppose there's to be a trial now...
Wiggum: Well, normally there would be. But we've done that so much in this game, and it's never that funny.
Wiggum: Let's just skip it!

Task: Make Ray Skip the Trial
Time: 30s
Location: Country Court House or Town Hall or Simpson House

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 5

Ray Patterson starts

Judge Snyder: After not hearing the arguments, I find the defendant guilty of attempted bribery.
Ray Patterson: Again it wasn't attempted bribery, it was actual bribery. He took the money.
Judge Snyder: You realized that only makes it worse, don't you?
Ray Patterson: Yes, but... he TOOK the money. Aren't we going to even address that a little?
Judge Snyder: Ray Patterson, I sentence you to community service, picking up trash.
Ray Patterson: But... TA... I swore I'd never again...
Judge Snyder: Do you have a problem with my sentencing?
Ray Patterson: God no. Let me at it!

Task: Make Ray Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
Location: Springfield Dump

Ahead of the Track

After unlocking Ray Patterson

Task: Collect Blueprints (Increases by 1000 every time)
Reward: Straight Track Piece or Curved Track Piece


Worth a Shot Pt. 1

After unlocking Tetanus Terminal

Cletus: Them bigwigs say I ain't allowed to ride the Monorail without payin' money.
Cletus: I reckon I'll just build my own station, that way people will have to pay me!
Lisa: Wouldn't that just make you part of the same system that's discriminating against you?
Cletus: Exactly. I'll be rich!

Task: Place Tetanus Terminal
Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces

Worth a Shot Pt. 2

After completing Worth a Shot Pt. 1

Cletus: Some big city building inspector wants to shut me down 'cuz the side of my station is falling down.
Sebastian Cobb: Maybe I can help you repair it.
Cletus: Nah, I'm just gonna expand my station instead.
Cletus: That ways the falling down part won't be on the side.

Task: Place Tetanus Terminal Pieces

Worth a Shot Pt. 3

After completing Worth a Shot Pt. 2

Cletus: Whoo-ee! I’ve done gone made it as Springfield’s #1 economy class monorail!
Cletus: Business is so good, I either need to raise costs or expand.
Cletus: I mean raise costs AND expand. What's the fun of one without t'other?

Task: Place Tetanus Terminal Pieces


It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 1

Hippie starts

Hippie: All this recycling going on, yet the profits are still going right into the "man's" pockets!
Lisa: What do you mean? We're recycling. There are no profits, and certainly no "man" that I know of.
Hippie: Yeah, right. Whenever goods trade hands, there's a corporation involved that's making money.
Lisa: Nope, no corporations involved. It's just people like you and me trying to make a difference.
Hippie: Really?

Task: Make the Hippie Start a Recycling Corporation
Time: 5m
Location: Uriah's Heap Recycling Center

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 2

Hippie starts

Blue Haired Lawyer: Sir, we've drawn up your articles of incorporation, in the state of Delaware of course.
Hippie: I've never been there, but of course. What are our earnings looking like?
Blue Haired Lawyer: Well, we've had to take on some debt with start up costs. But I project by year's end we can---
Hippie: I don't want to know about year's end. Tell me about Q3!

Task: Make the Hippie Pour Over Projections
Time: 5m
Location: Uriah's Heap Recycling Center

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 3

Hippie starts

Blue Haired Lawyer: Congratulations sir, but with your business acumen, you've joined the three comma club.
Hippie: You mean I made a billion dollars?
Blue Haired Lawyer: No, but you've joined the group of elite who talk so stiltingly, that every sentence has, at the least, three commas in it.
Hippie: Ohh, what's happened to me?! I went from being a young Steve Jobs to an old Steve Jobs!
Blue Haired Lawyer: Yes, you have, congratulations... uh, yes.
Hippie: I need to get back to my roots! And the other parts of my plants... you know, leaves and buds and such.

Task: Make the Hippie Get Back to His Roots
Time: 5m
Location: Uriah's Heap Recycling Center

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 4

Hippie starts

Hippie: I've managed to regain my balance, and learn a lot, thanks to my medicine.
Lisa: Are you referring to medicinal marijuana?
Hippie: What? No, that stuff isn't really medicine. It's just a fun way to relax, and it makes crappy music tolerable.
Hippie: I was referring to antidepressants, anxiety pills and ADD meds. I didn't even know I had all those things, but apparently we all do.
Lisa: So what did you learn?
Hippie: That it's okay for a hippie to make money, as long as he's doing something that makes the world a better place.
Lisa: Like recycling?
Hippie: Yeah, or making phones that are really supercomputers...
Hippie: -or even to make countercultural cartoons that turn into mainstream media.
Hippie: The important thing is I'm not alone.

Task: Make the Hippie Hang Out with Other Corporate Hippies
Time: 4h
Location: Java Server or Brown House
If the user has Matt Groening unlocked: Requires: Matt Groening

Ahead of the Track

After unlocking Uriah's Heap Recycling Center

Task: Collect Duct Tape (Increases by 1000 every time)
Reward: Straight Track Piece or Curved Track Piece


Fast Track to Success Pt. 1

After unlocking Mall-O-Rail Station

Marge: Homer and Lisa always get to build things. They built this whole monorail, practically!
Marge: Well now it's Marge's turn to shine! I want... uh... hmm, what do I like?
Marge: How about a store of some kind? Nothing fancy, it doesn't have to be crazy.

Task: Place the Mall-O-Rail Station
Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces

Fast Track to Success Pt. 2

After completing Fast Track to Success Pt. 1

Marge: Ooh, look at that! The Mall-O-Rail -- it's almost a pun. And I built it!
Marge: Well, I ordered it to be built, or talked about it before it got built. The important thing is, Marge is in charge!
Marge: Now what should I build next. Something new and exciting... like more of the same thing!

Task: Place Mall-O-Rail Pieces

Fast Track to Success Pt. 3

After completing Fast Track to Success Pt. 2

Marge: Wow, this building stuff business is hard!
Marge: You have to come up with a story about why you want to build things, and then think of a bunch of funny stuff to say.
Marge: Except in this case.
Marge: And for what? To make a bigger train station mall? I mean, do we really need more places to shop in this town?
Marge: Well, I say enough is enough. It's time to stop building things!

Task: Place Mall-O-Rail Pieces


Social Engineering Pt. 1

Sebastian Cobb starts

Sebastian Cobb: I'm starting to like this town. Perhaps I will stay here.
Professor Frink: As the principle of mass dilation said to the matter accelerating near the speed of light, not so fast!
Professor Frink: I'm the scientist in this town. I even have a crazy house that's never been in the show to prove it!
Sebastian Cobb: I'd have thought you relished the idea of another intellect in town. We could work on papers together.
Professor Frink: Nice try, Cobb. But I don't publish with people whose names come before mine alphabetically.
Sebastian Cobb: But you can't make me leave -- I've already been paid for.
Professor Frink: You made the wrong mad scientist mad!

Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Frink Have a Science Off
Time: 1h

If the user has Professor Frink: Location: Frink's Lab
Requires: Professor Frink

If the user doesn't have Professor Frink: Location: Rail Yard

Social Engineering Pt. 2

Sebastian Cobb starts

Sebastian Cobb: How did that man beat me in science? Half the things he was saying didn't even make sense.
Professor Frink: Science isn't about making sense -- look at quantum mechanics! If you want a role in this town, you're going to need a new angle.
Sebastian Cobb: Hmm. Well, I HAVE always been a bit of a doom-and-gloom pessimist. Does this town need a nay-sayer?
Comic Book Guy: I should say not.
Sebastian Cobb: You think you've got a more negative attitude than me? You clearly love food, while I love nothing.
Comic Book Guy: Wrong! I am heavyset not because I love food, but because I hate myself.
Comic Book Guy: When I'm done with you, those glasses you're wearing will be rose-colored!

Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Comic Book Guy Have a Negative Off
Time: 1h

If the user has Comic Book Guy: Requires: Comic Book Guy
Location: Android's Dungeon

If the user doesn't have Comic Book Guy: Location: Rail Yard

Social Engineering Pt. 3

Sebastian Cobb starts

Sebastian Cobb: Defeated again. That man is as bitter as denatonium.
Comic Book Guy: Worst. Joke. Ever.
Sebastian Cobb: I need a niche... but what?
Moe: What?
Sebastian Cobb: Yes, what.
Moe: I'm sorry, but when you say "what" it sounds like "vhat"... even though it ain't written that way.
Sebastian Cobb: Yes, that is because of my German accent.
Sebastian Cobb: Hey, maybe that can be my thing!
Wolfcastle: Zat seems unlikely.
Uter: There are already TWO of us.

Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle AND Uter Have a German Off
Time: 1h
Location: Rail Yard

If the user has Wolfcastle: Requires: Wolfcastle
Location: Wolfcastle's Mansion

If the user has Uter: Requires: UTer
Location: Rail Yard

If the user has Wolfcastle and Uter: Requires: Wolfcastle, Uter
Location: Wolfcastle's Mansion

Social Engineering Pt. 4

Sebastian Cobb starts

Sebastian Cobb: It's useless. I have nothing to contribute to this world. I may as well not even exist.
Moe: Nice try there, Colonel Clink. But utter hopelessness is MY thing!
Moe: You don't want to have a lack of self-esteem with me. I've got noose bruises in places you can't imagine.
Sebastian Cobb: *sigh* I must be the most unoriginal character in Springfield.
Moe: Well, at least that's something.
Sebastian Cobb: You're right! That's my defining characteristic. Being non-unique is what makes me unique!
Moe: There you go. Everyone's happy!

Task: Make Sebastian Cobb Celebrate His Unoriginality
Time: 1h
Location: Rail Yard

If the user has Moe:
Task: Make Moe Wallow in Depression
Time: 1h
Location: Moe's Tavern

Ahead of the Track

After unlocking Rail Yard

Task: Collect Bells and Whistles (Increases by 1000 every time)
Reward: Straight Track Piece or Curved Track Piece