Monorail ***WALKTHROUGH***
1ST QUEST CHAIN WALKTHROUGH
A Rail of One City Pt. 1
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Homer: This town is filthy! We built all these dumpsters and garbage cans, but no way to empty them.
Apu: I used to lure in customer with the smell of hot dogs.
Apu: But the stench of week-old decaying meat... it just can't compete with the smell of all this trash.
Cletus: I used to be able to find my house on account of all the trash piled up in front of it. But now that's every house.
Cletus: I got no idea which one is mine. I've been wandering around on the streets for weeks.
Homer: We all have, Cletus.
Lisa: We need to build the town dump.
Homer: Good idea, sweetie. Is there room right next to Flander's house?
Task: Build Springfield Dump
A Rail of One City Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: Okay, we've got a place to put our trash. Now we just have to get it there.
Lisa: What about a garbage truck?
Homer: No. Even if we built one it wouldn't move. What we need are garbage men.
Quimby: According to the government roster that's, er-ah, you.
Homer: Me?
Quimby: Yes, you're the town's Sanitation Commissioner.
Homer: I vaguely remember being that but didn't I lose that job, or give it back or something in the end?
Quimby: No, it ended with you destroying the whole town and us having to rebuild it.
Homer: That DOES sound familiar.
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
A Rail of One City Pt. 3
Lyle Lanley starts
Lyle Lanley: Excuse me, good people! But have you ever thought about building a monorail in this town?
Lisa: We have and we did. You sold it to us and it bankrupted our town.
Lyle Lanley: Really? Well then, where is it?
Lisa: Nowhere now. The town got destroyed and we had to rebuild it.
Homer: Twice now apparently!
Lyle Lanley: Well maybe I can convince you to buy another, with an elaborate song and dance!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Quimby: Not so fast, Sanitation Commissioner. That dump still needs stuff dumped in it.
Homer: Woo-hoo.
Quimby: Everyone else, join us for the monorail musical! It looks like it might rain, though, so let's do it inside.
Task: Make Lyle Lanley Put on a Musical Extravaganza
Task: Make Springfielders Join in the Musical Extravaganza 3
Time: 30s
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
Lisa: That was amazing! The songs, the choreography, all those celebrity cameos...
Lenny: A hologram of Dr. Dre sang a duet with Dr. Dre!
Homer: I stabbed my foot with the pointy stick while picking trash.
A Rail of One City Pt. 4
Homer starts
Quimby: It's decided. We'll raise the money to build a monorail!
Homer: Great, I can help fundraise! I'm really good at getting people to part with their money. Just ask Sky Finger.
Quimby: I suppose you COULD join us. Or...
Task: Make Springfielders Raise Money for the Monorail
Time: 30s
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
Same as it Ever Was
Lyle Lanley starts
Lyle Lanley: Good work, people of Springfield! You've raised enough money to purchase the materials you need to build a monorail.
Lyle Lanley: And put it all in an envelope, which you've handed to me.
Lyle Lanley: Now for one last performance!
Lenny: He disappeared!
Carl: Aw, and I was really excited for him to be a permanent part of our town.
Gil: So when Ol' Gil shows up trying to sell you stuff, you can't chase me out of town fast enough.
Gil: But this guy takes off with all your money and you wish he was permanent.
Gil: Ol' Gil wants a permanent home! What about Ol' Gil?
Homer: You want me to take care of this guy?
Quimby: No Homer, we've got it.
Task: Make Springfielders Run Gil Out of Town
Time: 30s
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
A Rail of One City Pt. 5
After completing Same as It Ever Was
Homer starts
Homer: That's it! This cool monorail story is going on, with people appearing and disappearing, and all I'm doing is picking up trash!
Homer: If I have to pick up one more rivet-
Lisa: Wait, did you say rivet? Those were on the list of supplies we needed to build the monorail.
Lisa: I bet if we collected enough junk around town, we could get all the supplies we needed for the monorail.
Homer: So you're saying that picking up trash is now important to the story?
Quimby: Yes, and you're the Sanitation Commissioner. Is there anything we can do in exchange for your help?
Homer: Yes. Make me the monorail conductor.
Homer: I'm tired of being a glorified garbage man. I want to be a glorified bus driver!
Task: Make Homer Not Have To Pick Up Trash
Time: 30s
Location: Moe's Tavern or Simpson House
A Rail of One City Pt. 6
Lisa starts
Lisa: Now that we've got the materials for the monorail, we just need someone to oversee its construction.
Homer: Don't look at me. I've already got two jobs.
Professor Frink: Ahem-glaven... as the closest thing this town has to an engineer, I would be happy to--
Sebastian Cobb: Did someone call for an engineer?
Professor Frink: What? No! I'm the egghead around here. What kind of engineer even are you anyway?
Sebastian Cobb: A monorail construction engineer.
Professor Frink: *sigh* Hoyvin.
Sebastian Cobb: I can get your monorail operational. But first I'm going to need more finely-honed monorail parts.
Lisa: Um... so far we've just been collecting junk.
Sebastian Cobb: That should work too.
System Message: Hand in resources at the Project Board and help Sebastian Cobb build the Monorail!
Task: Place the Project Board
Task: Complete Projects on the Project Board
System Message: Way to go! Remember to hand in Projects every day for huge bonus rewards!
Unlock Monorail Station
After completing A Rail of One City Pt. 6
Task: Unlock a Monorail Station
Unlock Ray Patterson
After unlocking a Monorail Station
Task: Unlock Ray Patterson
A Rail of One City Pt. 7
After completing A Rail of One City Pt. 6
Lisa: Hey guys, what if we sorted our trash first? It could really improve what we’re doing for the environment.
Helen Lovejoy: BOO!!!
Sideshow Mel: BOO!!!
Lenny: BOO!!!
Sebastian Cobb: Hmm, the girl does have a point.
Sebastian Cobb: Separated-out metal could be quickly and easily manufactured into components. And that would save us money.
Helen Lovejoy: YAY!!!
Sideshow Mel: YAY!!!
Lenny: YAY!!!
Agnes: Now that's the kind of green this town can get behind!
Lisa: Whatever.
Task: Place the Metal Depot
Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Metal
A Rail of One City Pt. 8
Homer starts
Homer: This recycling thing isn't so hard. Let's see... batteries are cans full of battery acid.
Homer: And motor oil is pretty much just liquid plastic.
Homer: And these glowing radioactive plutonium rods from the nuclear plant are... hmm, let's call them paper.
Lisa: Dad! You can't put that stuff in the recycling. Or the trash, for that matter.
Homer: Then what I am supposed to do with it?
Task: Dump Garbage on Friends
