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Farm to Table
Lisa starts
Lisa: Wow! A Fancy Farms in our humble little Springfield.
Cecil: Would you like to sample our organic, vegan-friendly, grass-fed, GMO-hostile asparagus water?
Lisa: Cecil? What are you doing here?
Cecil: Diversification, little girl. You don't put all your cage-free eggs into one hand-harvested flax reed basket. Here, try some wheat grass.
Lisa: Sounds delicious!
Lisa: It isn't.
Task: Make Lisa Browse Fancy Farms
Time: 1h
Location: Fancy Farms
Lisa: Camel milk, emu cheese, Salba seed ice cream... Even I'm not pretentious enough for this stuff.
Cecil: Just wait till you go through the checkout without a self-composting pomegranate skin bag.
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Death of a Spokesman Pt. 1
Laird Ladd starts
Laird Ladd: What am I supposed to do now? I'm done with donuts, bagels won't have me... there's nothing with a hole left.
Lindsay Naegle: Tell you what, I'm going to throw you a lifesaver.
Laird Ladd: That's it, Life Savers!
Lindsay Naegle: No, stay outta candy – empty calories and empty career opportunities. You need to shed the old man routine and rebrand with a fresh image.
Laird Ladd: Since I became a shut-in, I'm already doing all that.
Task: Make Laird Try to Stay Relevant
Time: 12h
Death of a Spokesman Pt. 2
Laird Ladd starts
Lindsay Naegle: The market research is in: no one cares about old people. They take forever at checkouts, smell like ointment, and are a constant reminder of our own mortality.
Laird Ladd: What do I do? I tried wearing grillz but the teeth I had holding them on fell out.
Lindsay Naegle: We've got to associate you with youth, vitality, and pulling all-nighters. We've got to get your raisin face on cans of Buzz Cola.
Task: Make Laird Prove He's Still Got It
Time: 12h
Laird Ladd: I threw my shoulder out, which threw my back out, which threw my… uh-oh my pelvis is gone!
Death of a Spokesman Pt. 3
Laird Ladd starts
Lindsay Naegle: Buzz Cola isn't returning my calls. I couldn't even get you the shower grab-bar modelling gig.
Laird Ladd: Don't give up on me. You gotta get me in somewhere!
Lindsay Naegle: There is one place. Time to burn scooter rubber to the Springfield Retirement Castle.
Task: Reach Level 19 And Build the Retirement Castle
Task: Make Laird Go to The Retirement Castle
Time: 4h
Location: Retirement Castle
Grampa: Ah, a new roommate!
Laird Ladd: What? No, I'm here to model... I'm a spokesman for… actually, I don't know why I'm here.
Grampa: Your wristband says you're here to stay. Pull up a puddin' cup and I'll tell ya a ramblin' story.
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Quimby's Broken Promises Billboard
Auto starts
Quimby: In keeping with the 'er court mandate, my accountability will now be tracked on this new billboard. Looks like I'm doing great!
Lisa: Are you sure those numbers aren't just painted on?
Quimby: Of course not. Focus on the highly sophisticated electronics… and ignore the paint all over my hands.
Lisa: Didn't you promise to stop lying to the public?
Quimby: ...Reset the clock.
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Beach Hideaway
Auto starts
Homer: Ooh! An exclusive beach hideaway.
Bart: That beach body of yours needs to be hidden away.
Homer: Your body shaming has no effect on a man who will soon be drunk on Mai Tais and swimming with his dolphin pals.
Bart: The dolphins don't want to swim with you. Your leaking body oils attract sharks.
Homer: I like to think it's attracting more friends.
Corporate Kickbacks Intro
Gil starts
Quimby: The city is broke, people! We are hemorrhaging money and need cash fast, or we'll all be selling our likeness to T-shirt companies. But Moe, not you.
Mr. Burns: I could pull the city up by its bootstraps...
Lisa: No! We will not turn to you again to solve our financial crises.
Gil: You could all turn to Gil! Mostly 'cause I lost that vertebrae in my spine that makes ME able to turn to YOU.
Corporate Kickbacks Wave 1
Auto starts
Gil: Big Business to the rescue! Stock your Springfield with corporate juggernauts and get donuts back with every purchase. Ha-cha-cha!
Quimby: When does 'er, the traditional political "palm greasing" come into play?
Gil: Every franchise contract comes with a standard government bribe.
Quimby: That is very comforting.
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Offer accepted:
Gil: Oh, boy! This could be Gil's biggest break since both my thumbs!
Offer declined:
Gil: Oh, come on! Now the bank is gonna repossess the flaps on my cardboard box.
Gil: It gets chilly without the flaps...
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Luxury Condos and Don'ts
Marge starts
Marge: Lenny, you live here?
Lenny: Sure do! Want the grand tour?
Marge: Absolutely!
Lenny: Okay. Stand still and turn your head. You just took the grand tour.
Task: Make Marge Tour Lenny's Condo
Time: 30s
Location: Springfielde Glenne Condos
Lenny: So, I sleep in this corner, I eat in that one, and over there, that's my entertainment corner.
Marge: That's only three corners.
Lenny: That's why rent is so cheap.
Corporate Kickbacks Wave 2
Gil starts
Gil: Ol' Gil's back with a brink-of-bankruptcy bookstore! Get bargain basement prices on this dying medium.
Skinner: Books will always have a place in yard sale milk crates and on the shelves of penniless schools like ours.
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Offer accepted:
Gil: A sale! At this rate, I'll be eatin' broken hotdogs and bathing in briny hotdog water by Sunday night!
Offer declined:
Gil: Just you wait. Ol' Gil will have the last laugh when you wind up on the street with him. And I've got the best spot out there – under a nice shady tree and out of the mud puddle splash zone.
Night at the Book Museum
Marge starts
Homer: Hey, they have ebooks on paper now!
Marge: It's called a book, Homer. That's how people used to read.
Homer: Uggh! Turning two hundred pages?! I'm just one man, Marge.
Task: Make Marge Peruse Joke Titles
Time: 1h
Location: Bookaccino's
Squeaky Voice Teen: Sir, please be careful with your coffee around the books.
Homer: Why sell coffee and books in the same place anyway? Next you'll be telling me they sell gasoline alongside cigarettes.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Actually, service stations do.
Homer: Amazing! This world is passing me by.
Farm to Table
Lisa starts
Lisa: Wow! A Fancy Farms in our humble little Springfield.
Cecil: Would you like to sample our organic, vegan-friendly, grass-fed, GMO-hostile asparagus water?
Lisa: Cecil? What are you doing here?
Cecil: Diversification, little girl. You don't put all your cage-free eggs into one hand-harvested flax reed basket. Here, try some wheat grass.
Lisa: Sounds delicious!
Lisa: It isn't.
Task: Make Lisa Browse Fancy Farms
Time: 1h
Location: Fancy Farms
Lisa: Camel milk, emu cheese, Salba seed ice cream... Even I'm not pretentious enough for this stuff.
Cecil: Just wait till you go through the checkout without a self-composting pomegranate skin bag.
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/unlock_lairdladd.png?w=95
Death of a Spokesman Pt. 1
Laird Ladd starts
Laird Ladd: What am I supposed to do now? I'm done with donuts, bagels won't have me... there's nothing with a hole left.
Lindsay Naegle: Tell you what, I'm going to throw you a lifesaver.
Laird Ladd: That's it, Life Savers!
Lindsay Naegle: No, stay outta candy – empty calories and empty career opportunities. You need to shed the old man routine and rebrand with a fresh image.
Laird Ladd: Since I became a shut-in, I'm already doing all that.
Task: Make Laird Try to Stay Relevant
Time: 12h
Death of a Spokesman Pt. 2
Laird Ladd starts
Lindsay Naegle: The market research is in: no one cares about old people. They take forever at checkouts, smell like ointment, and are a constant reminder of our own mortality.
Laird Ladd: What do I do? I tried wearing grillz but the teeth I had holding them on fell out.
Lindsay Naegle: We've got to associate you with youth, vitality, and pulling all-nighters. We've got to get your raisin face on cans of Buzz Cola.
Task: Make Laird Prove He's Still Got It
Time: 12h
Laird Ladd: I threw my shoulder out, which threw my back out, which threw my… uh-oh my pelvis is gone!
Death of a Spokesman Pt. 3
Laird Ladd starts
Lindsay Naegle: Buzz Cola isn't returning my calls. I couldn't even get you the shower grab-bar modelling gig.
Laird Ladd: Don't give up on me. You gotta get me in somewhere!
Lindsay Naegle: There is one place. Time to burn scooter rubber to the Springfield Retirement Castle.
Task: Reach Level 19 And Build the Retirement Castle
Task: Make Laird Go to The Retirement Castle
Time: 4h
Location: Retirement Castle
Grampa: Ah, a new roommate!
Laird Ladd: What? No, I'm here to model... I'm a spokesman for… actually, I don't know why I'm here.
Grampa: Your wristband says you're here to stay. Pull up a puddin' cup and I'll tell ya a ramblin' story.
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/quimbybrokenpromises_menu.png?w=123
Quimby's Broken Promises Billboard
Auto starts
Quimby: In keeping with the 'er court mandate, my accountability will now be tracked on this new billboard. Looks like I'm doing great!
Lisa: Are you sure those numbers aren't just painted on?
Quimby: Of course not. Focus on the highly sophisticated electronics… and ignore the paint all over my hands.
Lisa: Didn't you promise to stop lying to the public?
Quimby: ...Reset the clock.
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/beachhideawayse_transimage.png?w=127
Beach Hideaway
Auto starts
Homer: Ooh! An exclusive beach hideaway.
Bart: That beach body of yours needs to be hidden away.
Homer: Your body shaming has no effect on a man who will soon be drunk on Mai Tais and swimming with his dolphin pals.
Bart: The dolphins don't want to swim with you. Your leaking body oils attract sharks.
Homer: I like to think it's attracting more friends.
Corporate Kickbacks Intro
Gil starts
Quimby: The city is broke, people! We are hemorrhaging money and need cash fast, or we'll all be selling our likeness to T-shirt companies. But Moe, not you.
Mr. Burns: I could pull the city up by its bootstraps...
Lisa: No! We will not turn to you again to solve our financial crises.
Gil: You could all turn to Gil! Mostly 'cause I lost that vertebrae in my spine that makes ME able to turn to YOU.
Corporate Kickbacks Wave 1
Auto starts
Gil: Big Business to the rescue! Stock your Springfield with corporate juggernauts and get donuts back with every purchase. Ha-cha-cha!
Quimby: When does 'er, the traditional political "palm greasing" come into play?
Gil: Every franchise contract comes with a standard government bribe.
Quimby: That is very comforting.
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/corporate-kickbacks-gil-offer.png?w=300
Offer accepted:
Gil: Oh, boy! This could be Gil's biggest break since both my thumbs!
Offer declined:
Gil: Oh, come on! Now the bank is gonna repossess the flaps on my cardboard box.
Gil: It gets chilly without the flaps...
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/townecentrecondos_transimage.png?w=93
Luxury Condos and Don'ts
Marge starts
Marge: Lenny, you live here?
Lenny: Sure do! Want the grand tour?
Marge: Absolutely!
Lenny: Okay. Stand still and turn your head. You just took the grand tour.
Task: Make Marge Tour Lenny's Condo
Time: 30s
Location: Springfielde Glenne Condos
Lenny: So, I sleep in this corner, I eat in that one, and over there, that's my entertainment corner.
Marge: That's only three corners.
Lenny: That's why rent is so cheap.
Corporate Kickbacks Wave 2
Gil starts
Gil: Ol' Gil's back with a brink-of-bankruptcy bookstore! Get bargain basement prices on this dying medium.
Skinner: Books will always have a place in yard sale milk crates and on the shelves of penniless schools like ours.
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/corporate-kickbacks-gil-offer.png?w=300
Offer accepted:
Gil: A sale! At this rate, I'll be eatin' broken hotdogs and bathing in briny hotdog water by Sunday night!
Offer declined:
Gil: Just you wait. Ol' Gil will have the last laugh when you wind up on the street with him. And I've got the best spot out there – under a nice shady tree and out of the mud puddle splash zone.
Night at the Book Museum
Marge starts
Homer: Hey, they have ebooks on paper now!
Marge: It's called a book, Homer. That's how people used to read.
Homer: Uggh! Turning two hundred pages?! I'm just one man, Marge.
Task: Make Marge Peruse Joke Titles
Time: 1h
Location: Bookaccino's
Squeaky Voice Teen: Sir, please be careful with your coffee around the books.
Homer: Why sell coffee and books in the same place anyway? Next you'll be telling me they sell gasoline alongside cigarettes.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Actually, service stations do.
Homer: Amazing! This world is passing me by.
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