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Burn's Casino ***WALKTHROUGH***

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 1

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If the user is at or above Level 40: Quimby: With additional land now available along the side of town, it's time for us to make a decision.
Quimby: Good news! The EPA has shut down the toxic waste dump at the edge of town.
Quimby: We can do whatever we want with the chemical-filled wasteland. Ideas?
Skinner: Build an after-school center for disadvantaged kids.
Grampa: A river-walk beside the sludge sloughs!
Lenny: A kitten sanctuary!
Homer: A toxic waste dump!

Task: Make Springfielders Discuss a Building Plan
Time: 6s
Location: Town Hall or Brown House

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 2

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Quimby: This open and democratic discussion of the town's future is getting us nowhere.
Quimby: It's time to let a wealthy businessman tell us what he plans to do.
Mr. Burns: What this town needs is more fun and games.
Mr. Burns: And the most fun kind of games are gaming games.
Mr. Burns: I shall build a “Center for Gaming,” accompanied by rooms for sleeping and tables for eating and drinking.
Ned: He means a casino!
Mr. Burns: Oh, is that what it's called?
Marge: I'm afraid we'll have to say no, Mr. Burns. Springfield is a family town.
Homer: That's right. We're not a swanky gambling town, like Laughlin, Nevada.
Mr. Burns: What if I guaranteed one free drink?
Homer: Woo hoo! Free drink!


Task: Build Burns' Casino
Task: Make Adults Get a Free Drink
Time: 6s
Location: Burns' Casino

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 3

Cletus starts

Moe: I'm tired of standing behind a bar.
Moe: I'm gonna get a job in the casino and stand behind a blackjack table.
Cletus: There's jobs at the craps table too, if you is highly educated.
Cletus: You have to be able to add up to 12.
Moe: What about you, Homer? You gonna get a job and move on up like the rest of us?
Homer: Can't talk. Buffet.

If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Apply for Work
Task: Make Cletus Apply for Work
Task: Make Homer Sample the Buffet
Time: 6s
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 4

Mr. Burns starts

Moe: Getting a job at this casino was a great career move.
Moe: I've learned so much more about getting money out of drunks.
Moe: I think I'll open my own slots joint, if that's okay with you, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: Perfect! Let's make Springfield a gambling Mecca.
Mr. Burns: Maybe you can give *me* a job, and I'll steal towels from *your* bathroom.
Moe: There won't be no towels.


Task: Build Gaming Moe's
Reward: 1 Casino Token, 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 5

Homer starts

Homer: Eh, what's this funny looking token?
Homer: It says “Use Token To Play Casino Games.”
Bart: So the token is like real money, except it doesn't have pictures of old losers on it.
Homer: It's virtually a currency!
System Message: Use tokens to play casino games. Watch out for chances to cheat. We're on your side - trust us!



Task: Play a Game of Slots
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 6

Homer starts

Homer: Hey, you. Don't leave the casino! You might feel sunlight on your neck or have to breathe non-smoke-filled air.
Gambler: It's eight AM. I've been gambling all night.
Homer: But morning is the luckiest time of the day. A lot of times, bacon shows up.
Marge: It doesn't just “show up.” I cook it by the metric ton!
Gambler: Look, I want to keep gambling, but I think my wife might be giving birth right now.
Homer: Then start your kid off right in life, by putting all your savings on black.
System Message: Tap gamblers to send them back to the Casino and earn rewards.


Task: Tap 10 Gamblers
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 7

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Quimby: Casino gaming: another successful initiative by Diamond Joe Quimby.
Quimby: Bringing my career record to 3 successes and 207 utter disasters.
Kirk: We haven't seen so many jobs created here since the Feds built that dam in the Depression.
Bart: Is that the dam that burst in 1976 and destroyed downtown?
Quimby: Focus on the positive. It also wiped out Shelbyville.
System Message: What's a gambling Mecca without high rollers? Get the Rich Texan and add some gun-shooting class to this event.

Task: Make Springfielders Visit the Casino
Time: 4h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 8

Mr. Burns starts

Mr. Burns: Smithers, it's wonderful that at my time of life, I have a chance to give back to the community…
Mr. Burns: By addicting them to gambling.
Smithers: You're maybe too generous, sir.
Smithers: The dealers cheat to help the players, the buffet is “All-you-can-carry-away-in-bag…”
Smithers: And you give white tiger cubs to anyone who visits on their birthday.
Mr. Burns: Yes, I need an army of tiger poachers, but birthdays are special.
Smithers: Sir, you've done something unheard of: created a casino that loses money.

Task: Make Burns Feel Good About Himself
If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Worry About Money
Time: 8h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 9

Marge starts

Marge: I wish everyone wasn't so excited about organized gambling.
Homer: Admit it, Marge. You don't like it when people have fun.
Marge: That's because fun equals dangerous.
Marge: Even the most fun thing in the world: knitting. I've poked myself so many times.
Marge: I'm going to do the one thing that's fun *and* safe.
Marge: Worry.

Task: Make Marge Worry About the Casino
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

The Old Man and the 'Sino Pt. 10

Homer starts

Homer: ‘Night, Marge. I'm headed to the casino.
Marge: Mmm. You know I like it better when you leave me alone with the children by going to Moe's.
Homer: But the casino never makes me feel bad about being there! At Moe's even the cockroaches are judgmental.
Marge: It's almost as if Mr. Burns set out to convince us to support legalized gambling no matter what.
Marge: But that's silly. Wealthy businessmen never have a hidden agenda. Otherwise I wouldn't be voting for Donald Trump.
Homer: Agreed, Marge. Let's all be distracted by fun games while rich people control our future.
System Message: Keep gambling until March 3rd when the next casino expansion becomes available!


Task: Make Homer Surrender Control of America
Time: 12h
Location: Burns' Casino
Reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP