please provide me a button that...

I want a button that does whatever I'm thinking would be a great thing for a button to do right at that second. I'd also like a button that would create more buttons. And a button that would cause a pop up that says "Would you like to press a button?".

In addition a button that would automatically click itself would be really handy. And a button, black, on a black background, that when clicked lights up black and says "Please do not push this button again"