Rommelwood Academy and St. Patrick’s Day 2017: Walkthrough
School's Out Forever Pt. 1
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Quimby: After losing a high stakes game of musical chairs to some Russian billionaires, I've been inspired – not coerced - into making some sweeping changes to our education system.
Quimby: We're going to make public schools more like private ones.
Skinner: By investing in computers, firing bad teachers, and paying principals a living wage?
Quimby: No, by charging people to attend them.
Skinner: Is that legal?
Quimby: Is anything I do? Besides, this way students will have a choice where they go.
Skinner: But I'll have to do anything the kids ask me to, just to keep them. Do you really want civil servants sacrificing their integrity for a payout?
Quimby: Er uh, any additional questions can be directed to my Energy Secretary, Miss Springfield.
Task: Make Kids Extort Skinner
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Skinner Debase Himself
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary
Nelson: Skinner, if you want my money, I'm going to need you to hand over my permanent record.
Skinner: Fine, let me get the forklift out of storage.
Bart: And I expect you to write my essay on the ethics of plagiarism for me.
Skinner: Whoa. That's a real mind-bender.
School's Out Forever Pt. 2
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Homer: How could you let these kids walk all over you?
Skinner: I think lying face down in the cafeteria was my first mistake.
Homer: It just seems so unfair.
Skinner: Thank you, Homer, I knew I could -
Homer: We're the one's who decide where our kids go to school. If anyone gets to walk all over you, it should be US!
Skinner: But your feet are so much bigger!
Task: Make Parents Extort Skinner
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Skinner Further Debase Himself
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary
Homer: These kids are learning all the wrong skills. Where are the classes on stitching my shirts and building my phone?
Skinner: That sounds like a sweatshop, Homer, not a school.
Homer: Whoa whoa, nobody said anything about paying them. Do it, or we'll take our funding to another school.
School's Out Forever Pt. 3
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Bart: Homer's ruining the one good part of school! If I can't torment Skinner, what's the point of going?
Lisa: A love of learning? A desire to gain skills necessary for a better future?
Bart: Lisa, know your audience.
Lisa: You could just pick up and go to another school.
Bart: Whoa! Now we're talking. Bart Elementary is opening in my treehouse! The only school with a dishonor roll!
Task: Make Kids Skip School
Time: 6s
Location: Bart's Treehouse
Miss Springfield: Oh, Joey, I love when you make those booming proclamations! It takes a brave man to tell people what they want to hear.
Quimby: The mark of a good politician is standing behind your ideas.
Helen Lovejoy: Kids are ditching school faster than adults are ditching religion! Someone please THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Quimby: It was all Miss Springfield's fault!
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Left, Right, Left Pt. 1
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Quimby: I've been told that according to some recent law -- I don't really keep up on my politics -- if we charge for education we also have to offer some compensation.
Quimby: So from now on, every child that attends our school will get a Class Coin.
Leopold: If you ask me, and no one did, it's time to put down the carrot and pick up the stick.
Quimby: No one asked you.
Leopold: No one ever asks Leopold. Not to prom, not for this.
Task: Make Bad Kids Skip Class
Time: 3h
Location: Bart's Treehouse
Task: Collect Class Coins
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Homer: A BILL? For school? Next they'll be expecting me to pay for well-researched journalism, Flanders' Noflix password, or ER visits!
Skinner: Parents are expected to make up the difference for students who don't collect enough Class Coins to pay for their education.
Homer: If I'd known I'd have to pay for my kids, I never would've accidentally had them!
Quest reward: Rommelwood Academy
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Left, Right, Left Pt. 2
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Homer: Look at these school prices. Bart, climb into this basket – you're going to the orphanage.
Herman: You know, military schools are very inexpensive, since they're subsidized by the Department of Defense.
Homer: I see no ominous downside to that!
Bart: Come on, Dad, couldn't you just homeschool us?
Homer: No! I only know thirty-eight states and I refuse to learn any more! Not for you, not for no man.
Task: Make Lisa Enroll at Rommelwood Academy
Time: 3h
Location: Rommelwood Academy
Task: Collect Class Coins
Chalmers: SKINNER! All your students have enrolled in military school? I'm afraid your services at Springfield Elementary are no longer needed.
Skinner: You're firing me? But where will I go? All I have is my years of experience running a school, a military background, and a bitterness toward children.
Quest reward: Rommelwood Statue
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Left, Right, Left Pt. 3
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Skinner: Atten-HUT!
Bart: Oh man, now Skinner's running THIS school? I can't get rid of this guy -- he's like the herpes of principals.
Skinner: Tuck in that shirt. Un-tussle that hair. Over-under those laces, mister!
Leopold: Never before have I seen a display of such unbridled uptightness. Skinner, allow me to be your number two: a Göring to your Führer. A Rasputin to your Czar. A Tinkerbell to your Peter Pan.
Skinner: Please, you'd never survive here. I eat number twos for breakfast.
Bart: The one time I don't have my tape recorder.
Skinner: That's it, Simpson – I want a five page essay tomorrow on cruel and unusual punishment. Half-spaced!
Task: Make Bart Write an Essay on Cruel and Unusual Punishment
Time: 3h
Location: Rommelwood Academy
Task: Collect Class Coins
Martin: Don't they understand – I'm a mathlete not an athlete.
Janey: On the bright side, at least we get out at three p.m. That gives me just enough time to stare comatose at the wall until morning.
Skinner: Effective immediately, Rommelwood Academy is a boarding school, fully prepared to house you day and night. Your first assignment is to build your dorms.
Quest reward: Rommelwood Barracks
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Left, Right, Left Pt. 4
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Bart: This is terrible! We spend all day firing guns and learning to kill. I have no time to play violent video games!
Bart: I'm busting out of this joint! Who's with me?
Lisa: There must be a diplomatic solution. Surely we can find some common ground.
Skinner: All common ground is hereby annexed by Rommelwood Academy.
Lisa: Go get him, Bart.
Task: Make Bart Plan the Escape
Time: 3h
Location: Rommelwood Academy
Task: Collect Class Coins
Skinner: You think that bed is made? I should be able to bounce a quarter off of it.
Lisa: So why don't you?
Skinner: Mother doesn't trust me with small change.
Quest reward: Cadet Lisa
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Left, Right, Left Pt. 5
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Bart: You guys make decoys to distract Skinner and I'll steal his stash of Class Coins. Then we can take our pick of schools instead of this hellhole.
Bart: Krusty Off-Shore For-Profit University, here I come.
Nelson: I'm sick of having to say 'Sir, Ha-ha, sir', so I'm in.
Dolph: Me too. I want to see if my parents even notice if I'm gone.
Bart: Well, that one was a little sad. But welcome aboard, non-soldier!
Task: Make Lisa Complete Rifle Training
Time: 3h
Location: Rommelwood Academy
Requires: Skinner
Task: Collect Class Coins
Lisa: I think my rifle may be a little big. The recoil keeps knocking me down.
Skinner: Shooting practice and a sit-up! I'm a genius!
Quest reward: The Eliminator
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Left, Right, Left Pt. 6
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Bart: Alright, it's now or never for our plan to get out of here.
Skinner: I choose never.
Bart: AHH!
Skinner: An anonymous source ratted you out. Martin!
Martin: I couldn't help it! There isn't a tattle I wouldn't tell.
Skinner: ‘Round-the-clock detention for all of you. That goes double for you, Martin. There's no greater crime than turning on your unit.
Skinner: But also thank you.
Task: Make Martin Serve Double Detention
Time: 3h
Location: Rommelwood Academy
Task: Collect Class Coins
Skinner: I hope you've all learned your lesson, because there's no easy way out of here.
Homer: Well kids, time to go home.
Skinner: But I thought you wanted someone to keep your kids in line?
Homer: I guess we just missed them too much. Missed the way they took out the garbage and mowed the yard.
Homer: Besides, Marge has been tucking in pineapples at night.
Skinner: But I finally had complete power!
Homer: Here, you can keep Pineapple Bart.
Quest Reward: Lisa's Conquer The Eliminator animated task
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When Lisa is sent to Conquer The Eliminator afterwards, you can get rewards: Barbed Wire Fence , Training Dummy, Bomb Shelter or Mini Nuclear Warhead.
One Girl Army
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Skinner: All I wanted was to be supreme overlord of an army of ten-year-olds. Is that a crime?
Lisa: According to the UN, yes. But if it makes you feel better, I'd still like to finish The Eliminator. I couldn't live with myself if I had an incomplete on my permanent record.
Skinner: Will you sing the "Skinner is the Best" marching cadence while you do it?
Lisa: No.
Skinner: Apparently you can live with having ‘being a meanie' on your permanent record.
Task: Make Lisa Conquer The Eliminator
Time: 12h
Location: The Eliminator
Lisa: I finished! It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do but I finished!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Thank you for legally consenting to join the Armed Forces.
Lisa: Whaaaaa?
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Due to a recent executive order, recruits can be entrapped into enlistment starting as early as age nine.
Lisa: But I'm only eight.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Another draft dodger. This is the Navy preschool all over again.
Quest reward: Training Dummy
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Quest reward: 3 Platinum Scratch-Rs
For the Love of the Irish
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Homer: Come on, Moe. It's nine a.m. on Saint Paddy's Day and I'm still sober! Do you really want that on your conscience?
Moe: Sorry Homer, but you guys know I can't serve booze this early. If I get one more write-up from the city, I'll have to buy a new binder.
Moe: And I ain't got no fancy binder money lying around.
Tom O'Flanagan: Pardon me, but O'Flanagan's is an Irish Bar. We operate on Greenwich Mean Time.
Homer: Which means…
Tom O'Flanagan: I can serve you beer now.
Homer: Woohooo!
Quest reward: Pot 'O Gold Float
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Note: When obtained, it will be placed in the inventory.
Pot 'O Gold Float Placement
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Roscoe: That is one fabulous rainbow!
Leprechaun: Oi! The rainbow was ours first, ya flowery Finnegan!
Leprechaun: Rainbows are as straight as four leaf clovers and kissin' your pals when you're drunk.
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Quimby: After losing a high stakes game of musical chairs to some Russian billionaires, I've been inspired – not coerced - into making some sweeping changes to our education system.
Quimby: We're going to make public schools more like private ones.
Skinner: By investing in computers, firing bad teachers, and paying principals a living wage?
Quimby: No, by charging people to attend them.
Skinner: Is that legal?
Quimby: Is anything I do? Besides, this way students will have a choice where they go.
Skinner: But I'll have to do anything the kids ask me to, just to keep them. Do you really want civil servants sacrificing their integrity for a payout?
Quimby: Er uh, any additional questions can be directed to my Energy Secretary, Miss Springfield.
Task: Make Kids Extort Skinner
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Skinner Debase Himself
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary
Nelson: Skinner, if you want my money, I'm going to need you to hand over my permanent record.
Skinner: Fine, let me get the forklift out of storage.
Bart: And I expect you to write my essay on the ethics of plagiarism for me.
Skinner: Whoa. That's a real mind-bender.
School's Out Forever Pt. 2
Auto starts
Homer: How could you let these kids walk all over you?
Skinner: I think lying face down in the cafeteria was my first mistake.
Homer: It just seems so unfair.
Skinner: Thank you, Homer, I knew I could -
Homer: We're the one's who decide where our kids go to school. If anyone gets to walk all over you, it should be US!
Skinner: But your feet are so much bigger!
Task: Make Parents Extort Skinner
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Skinner Further Debase Himself
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Elementary
Homer: These kids are learning all the wrong skills. Where are the classes on stitching my shirts and building my phone?
Skinner: That sounds like a sweatshop, Homer, not a school.
Homer: Whoa whoa, nobody said anything about paying them. Do it, or we'll take our funding to another school.
School's Out Forever Pt. 3
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Bart: Homer's ruining the one good part of school! If I can't torment Skinner, what's the point of going?
Lisa: A love of learning? A desire to gain skills necessary for a better future?
Bart: Lisa, know your audience.
Lisa: You could just pick up and go to another school.
Bart: Whoa! Now we're talking. Bart Elementary is opening in my treehouse! The only school with a dishonor roll!
Task: Make Kids Skip School
Time: 6s
Location: Bart's Treehouse
Miss Springfield: Oh, Joey, I love when you make those booming proclamations! It takes a brave man to tell people what they want to hear.
Quimby: The mark of a good politician is standing behind your ideas.
Helen Lovejoy: Kids are ditching school faster than adults are ditching religion! Someone please THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Quimby: It was all Miss Springfield's fault!
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/rommelwood-academy-guide.png?w=300
Left, Right, Left Pt. 1
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Quimby: I've been told that according to some recent law -- I don't really keep up on my politics -- if we charge for education we also have to offer some compensation.
Quimby: So from now on, every child that attends our school will get a Class Coin.
Leopold: If you ask me, and no one did, it's time to put down the carrot and pick up the stick.
Quimby: No one asked you.
Leopold: No one ever asks Leopold. Not to prom, not for this.
Task: Make Bad Kids Skip Class
Time: 3h
Location: Bart's Treehouse
Task: Collect Class Coins
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Homer: A BILL? For school? Next they'll be expecting me to pay for well-researched journalism, Flanders' Noflix password, or ER visits!
Skinner: Parents are expected to make up the difference for students who don't collect enough Class Coins to pay for their education.
Homer: If I'd known I'd have to pay for my kids, I never would've accidentally had them!
Quest reward: Rommelwood Academy
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Left, Right, Left Pt. 2
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Homer: Look at these school prices. Bart, climb into this basket – you're going to the orphanage.
Herman: You know, military schools are very inexpensive, since they're subsidized by the Department of Defense.
Homer: I see no ominous downside to that!
Bart: Come on, Dad, couldn't you just homeschool us?
Homer: No! I only know thirty-eight states and I refuse to learn any more! Not for you, not for no man.
Task: Make Lisa Enroll at Rommelwood Academy
Time: 3h
Location: Rommelwood Academy
Task: Collect Class Coins
Chalmers: SKINNER! All your students have enrolled in military school? I'm afraid your services at Springfield Elementary are no longer needed.
Skinner: You're firing me? But where will I go? All I have is my years of experience running a school, a military background, and a bitterness toward children.
Quest reward: Rommelwood Statue
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Left, Right, Left Pt. 3
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Skinner: Atten-HUT!
Bart: Oh man, now Skinner's running THIS school? I can't get rid of this guy -- he's like the herpes of principals.
Skinner: Tuck in that shirt. Un-tussle that hair. Over-under those laces, mister!
Leopold: Never before have I seen a display of such unbridled uptightness. Skinner, allow me to be your number two: a Göring to your Führer. A Rasputin to your Czar. A Tinkerbell to your Peter Pan.
Skinner: Please, you'd never survive here. I eat number twos for breakfast.
Bart: The one time I don't have my tape recorder.
Skinner: That's it, Simpson – I want a five page essay tomorrow on cruel and unusual punishment. Half-spaced!
Task: Make Bart Write an Essay on Cruel and Unusual Punishment
Time: 3h
Location: Rommelwood Academy
Task: Collect Class Coins
Martin: Don't they understand – I'm a mathlete not an athlete.
Janey: On the bright side, at least we get out at three p.m. That gives me just enough time to stare comatose at the wall until morning.
Skinner: Effective immediately, Rommelwood Academy is a boarding school, fully prepared to house you day and night. Your first assignment is to build your dorms.
Quest reward: Rommelwood Barracks
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Left, Right, Left Pt. 4
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Bart: This is terrible! We spend all day firing guns and learning to kill. I have no time to play violent video games!
Bart: I'm busting out of this joint! Who's with me?
Lisa: There must be a diplomatic solution. Surely we can find some common ground.
Skinner: All common ground is hereby annexed by Rommelwood Academy.
Lisa: Go get him, Bart.
Task: Make Bart Plan the Escape
Time: 3h
Location: Rommelwood Academy
Task: Collect Class Coins
Skinner: You think that bed is made? I should be able to bounce a quarter off of it.
Lisa: So why don't you?
Skinner: Mother doesn't trust me with small change.
Quest reward: Cadet Lisa
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/unlock_lisa_cadet.png?w=150
Left, Right, Left Pt. 5
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Bart: You guys make decoys to distract Skinner and I'll steal his stash of Class Coins. Then we can take our pick of schools instead of this hellhole.
Bart: Krusty Off-Shore For-Profit University, here I come.
Nelson: I'm sick of having to say 'Sir, Ha-ha, sir', so I'm in.
Dolph: Me too. I want to see if my parents even notice if I'm gone.
Bart: Well, that one was a little sad. But welcome aboard, non-soldier!
Task: Make Lisa Complete Rifle Training
Time: 3h
Location: Rommelwood Academy
Requires: Skinner
Task: Collect Class Coins
Lisa: I think my rifle may be a little big. The recoil keeps knocking me down.
Skinner: Shooting practice and a sit-up! I'm a genius!
Quest reward: The Eliminator
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Left, Right, Left Pt. 6
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Bart: Alright, it's now or never for our plan to get out of here.
Skinner: I choose never.
Bart: AHH!
Skinner: An anonymous source ratted you out. Martin!
Martin: I couldn't help it! There isn't a tattle I wouldn't tell.
Skinner: ‘Round-the-clock detention for all of you. That goes double for you, Martin. There's no greater crime than turning on your unit.
Skinner: But also thank you.
Task: Make Martin Serve Double Detention
Time: 3h
Location: Rommelwood Academy
Task: Collect Class Coins
Skinner: I hope you've all learned your lesson, because there's no easy way out of here.
Homer: Well kids, time to go home.
Skinner: But I thought you wanted someone to keep your kids in line?
Homer: I guess we just missed them too much. Missed the way they took out the garbage and mowed the yard.
Homer: Besides, Marge has been tucking in pineapples at night.
Skinner: But I finally had complete power!
Homer: Here, you can keep Pineapple Bart.
Quest Reward: Lisa's Conquer The Eliminator animated task
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/rommelwood-academy-end.png?w=300
When Lisa is sent to Conquer The Eliminator afterwards, you can get rewards: Barbed Wire Fence , Training Dummy, Bomb Shelter or Mini Nuclear Warhead.
One Girl Army
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Skinner: All I wanted was to be supreme overlord of an army of ten-year-olds. Is that a crime?
Lisa: According to the UN, yes. But if it makes you feel better, I'd still like to finish The Eliminator. I couldn't live with myself if I had an incomplete on my permanent record.
Skinner: Will you sing the "Skinner is the Best" marching cadence while you do it?
Lisa: No.
Skinner: Apparently you can live with having ‘being a meanie' on your permanent record.
Task: Make Lisa Conquer The Eliminator
Time: 12h
Location: The Eliminator
Lisa: I finished! It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do but I finished!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Thank you for legally consenting to join the Armed Forces.
Lisa: Whaaaaa?
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Due to a recent executive order, recruits can be entrapped into enlistment starting as early as age nine.
Lisa: But I'm only eight.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Another draft dodger. This is the Navy preschool all over again.
Quest reward: Training Dummy
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For the Love of the Irish
Auto starts on March 17th
Homer: Come on, Moe. It's nine a.m. on Saint Paddy's Day and I'm still sober! Do you really want that on your conscience?
Moe: Sorry Homer, but you guys know I can't serve booze this early. If I get one more write-up from the city, I'll have to buy a new binder.
Moe: And I ain't got no fancy binder money lying around.
Tom O'Flanagan: Pardon me, but O'Flanagan's is an Irish Bar. We operate on Greenwich Mean Time.
Homer: Which means…
Tom O'Flanagan: I can serve you beer now.
Homer: Woohooo!
Quest reward: Pot 'O Gold Float
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/potogoldfloat_menu.png?w=150
Note: When obtained, it will be placed in the inventory.
Pot 'O Gold Float Placement
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Roscoe: That is one fabulous rainbow!
Leprechaun: Oi! The rainbow was ours first, ya flowery Finnegan!
Leprechaun: Rainbows are as straight as four leaf clovers and kissin' your pals when you're drunk.
