Showbiz Showdown: Tenth Anniversary Walkthrough
Ten Donuts for Ten Years
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Homer: Sky Finger keeps tapping me!
Marge: Sky Finger taps you all the time, dear. It's basically our entire existence at this point.
Homer: But this seems more…tappy than normal.
Sky Finger: *taps Homer repeatedly*
Homer: See? SEE!?
Lisa: It's probably just trying to tell you that it's our tenth anniversary today.
Homer: What?
Lisa: Ten years ago today, you blew up the first Springfield in this game.
Homer: That’s weird. It’s not like me to forget an anniversary...
Marge: Our anniversary was a week ago and you totally forgot.
Homer: No, I... uh... was just waiting for your present to arrive... delayed shipping... uh... but it’s here now, I think...
Homer: Sky Finger, are we getting anything for this tenth anniversary dealie?
Homer: Woo hoo! Happy anniversary, Marge!
The Cracks Begin To Show
Auto starts after tapping the statue 7 times
Homer: Marge, you’ll never guess what! Remember that giant donut statue?
Marge: The one you got me for our anniversary?
Homer: The one I CLAIMED to have gotten you for our anniversary, yes.
Homer: Anyway, the Sky Finger tapped it, and it spat out a donut. So I had them do it again and another donut came out. And then I had them do it again and guess what?
Marge: Another donut came out?
Homer: Yes!!!
Homer: Also, it cracked.
Marge: *annoyed murmur*
Homer: But don’t worry, I have a plan to fix it.
Marge: Does this plan involve tapping it more times to see if more donuts come out?
Homer: Happy anniversary, baby!
The Donuts Come Falling Down
Auto starts after tapping the statue 3 more times
Homer: Marge, I have good news!
Marge: You fixed the giant golden donut you got me and it’s back to its former glory?
Homer: No. We tapped it a bunch more, and a bunch more donuts came out, and then all the gold completely fell off it.
Marge: How is that good news?
Homer: Because there’s something even better underneath... a giant real donut!
Marge: *sigh* Well, I guess that’s still something. Just promise me you won’t have Sky Finger tap that into oblivion as well.
Homer: Are you kidding? I don’t want to eat something covered in Sky Fingerprints.
Marge: You’re going to eat it?!
Ten Sweet-Toothed Years
Auto starts after tapping the statue 1 more time
Homer: *groans* I think I bit off more than I could chew...
Homer: Which is why I swallowed it all without chewing.
Homer: Marge, can you please Heimlich me?
Marge: *Heimlichs Homer sending pieces of donuts everywhere*
Homer: *eats donut pieces that just flew out of him*
Marge: Well Homer, our anniversary present is ruined. I guess I just can’t have nice things.
Sky Finger: *taps Marge*
Lisa: The Sky Finger is saying you can!
Marge: You mean I can go back to the pretty gold statue?
Marge: Thank you, Sky Finger!
Sky Finger: *thumbs up*
Auto starts
Homer: Sky Finger keeps tapping me!
Marge: Sky Finger taps you all the time, dear. It's basically our entire existence at this point.
Homer: But this seems more…tappy than normal.
Sky Finger: *taps Homer repeatedly*
Homer: See? SEE!?
Lisa: It's probably just trying to tell you that it's our tenth anniversary today.
Homer: What?
Lisa: Ten years ago today, you blew up the first Springfield in this game.
Homer: That’s weird. It’s not like me to forget an anniversary...
Marge: Our anniversary was a week ago and you totally forgot.
Homer: No, I... uh... was just waiting for your present to arrive... delayed shipping... uh... but it’s here now, I think...
Homer: Sky Finger, are we getting anything for this tenth anniversary dealie?
Homer: Woo hoo! Happy anniversary, Marge!
The Cracks Begin To Show
Auto starts after tapping the statue 7 times
Homer: Marge, you’ll never guess what! Remember that giant donut statue?
Marge: The one you got me for our anniversary?
Homer: The one I CLAIMED to have gotten you for our anniversary, yes.
Homer: Anyway, the Sky Finger tapped it, and it spat out a donut. So I had them do it again and another donut came out. And then I had them do it again and guess what?
Marge: Another donut came out?
Homer: Yes!!!
Homer: Also, it cracked.
Marge: *annoyed murmur*
Homer: But don’t worry, I have a plan to fix it.
Marge: Does this plan involve tapping it more times to see if more donuts come out?
Homer: Happy anniversary, baby!
The Donuts Come Falling Down
Auto starts after tapping the statue 3 more times
Homer: Marge, I have good news!
Marge: You fixed the giant golden donut you got me and it’s back to its former glory?
Homer: No. We tapped it a bunch more, and a bunch more donuts came out, and then all the gold completely fell off it.
Marge: How is that good news?
Homer: Because there’s something even better underneath... a giant real donut!
Marge: *sigh* Well, I guess that’s still something. Just promise me you won’t have Sky Finger tap that into oblivion as well.
Homer: Are you kidding? I don’t want to eat something covered in Sky Fingerprints.
Marge: You’re going to eat it?!
Ten Sweet-Toothed Years
Auto starts after tapping the statue 1 more time
Homer: *groans* I think I bit off more than I could chew...
Homer: Which is why I swallowed it all without chewing.
Homer: Marge, can you please Heimlich me?
Marge: *Heimlichs Homer sending pieces of donuts everywhere*
Homer: *eats donut pieces that just flew out of him*
Marge: Well Homer, our anniversary present is ruined. I guess I just can’t have nice things.
Sky Finger: *taps Marge*
Lisa: The Sky Finger is saying you can!
Marge: You mean I can go back to the pretty gold statue?
Marge: Thank you, Sky Finger!
Sky Finger: *thumbs up*
