The Proclamation of DecorationNed starts
Ned: December's here! That means the Lord's birthday is right around the corner!
Rod and Todd: Yay!!
Ned: Get decorating, boys! We're gonna party like it's 4 to 6 B.C. The Bible's a little cloudy on the actual date.
Task: Make Ned Decorate His House
Time: 30s
Location: Flanders House
System Message: Will Homer be able to cope with Ned's amazing decorating skills? Come back next week to find out!
Lodge a Complaint Pt. 1After completing Springfield Heights Pt. 13
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: I've got more money than I can count... but I can still at least count my houses.
Mr. Burns: Let's see, I have the town house, lake house, tree house, Milhouse--
Milhouse: Please, let me go home.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, I just realized I don't have a mountain lodge!
Smithers: I'm sorry Sir. You had one, but thanks to climate change it became a beach cottage.
Mr. Burns: So I have a mountain of money but none of lodge?! Do you know the looks I'll get at the trillionaire's club?
Smithers: No. I'm not allowed to take off my blindfold at those meetings.
Mr. Burns: Just get me a lodge. And spare no expense!
Mr. Burns: Except, of course, for your own expenses. I do not reimburse mileage.
System Message: Complete these quests to earn the Mountain Lodge!
Task: Make Smithers Plan Interior Decoration
Time: 12h
Location: Burns Manor
Cost: 200 Fornitures
Lodge a Complaint Pt. 2Smiters starts
Smithers: Sir, with the arrival of this solid gold fainting couch your lodge is complete.
Mr. Burns: How could I care about that at a moment like this?
Mr. Burns: Did you know the world is getting hotter and hotter, threatening our nation's coffee reserves?
Lisa: Mr. Burns, it's great that you've taken an interest in the environment.
Mr. Burns: If I stockpile all of the coffee in Springfield, I could have a monopoly.
Lisa: You'd think after 30 levels I'd have lost my childish na?vet?.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, fill the mountain lodge with coffee.
Smithers: But the white rug!
Smithers: You'd think after 30 levels I'd have learned not to decorate in white.
Task: Make Smithers Stockpile Coffee
Time: 6h
Location: Burns Manor
Cost: 75 Lattes
Lodge a Complaint Pt. 3Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Now that the coffee is stockpiled, I need a security system to protect it.
Smithers: Sir, don't you think you are going a bit overboard?
Mr. Burns: Absolutely not! I'm at-board at most, and probably under-board.
Mr. Burns: I want motion sensors. I want infrared cameras. And I want a key hidden under that rock!
Task: Make Smithers Plan Sophisticated Security
Time: 12h
Location: Burns Manor
Cost: 75 Smart Devices
Lodge a Complaint Pt. 4Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers, who stole my idea of harvesting people's energy by forcing them to run on treadmills?
Smithers: That's a gym, Sir. Those people are working out to live longer.
Mr. Burns: Idiots. It's much easier to just sleep on a water bed of orphan tears.
Mr. Burns: Wait, so people pay money for this humiliating process?
Smithers: Yes, some even pay extra for someone to yell at them.
Mr. Burns: I've got another great idea ? stockpile exercise equipment.
Mr. Burns: People will be desperate to stay in shape when the apocalypse ruins Photoshop.
Task: Make Smithers Create Lifelong Exercise Plan
Time: 8h
Location: Burns Manor
Cost: 75 Yoga Mats
Lodge a Complaint Pt. 5Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers! I feel like I haven't ruined everything for everyone yet. Is there something I'm missing?
Smithers: Well, people got really mad when that CEO raised the price of life-saving medication.
Mr. Burns: Of course! Pills! Everyone's third favorite thing to pop after corn and wheelies.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, stockpile medication. Just think how rich I'll be once modern society topples.
Smithers: Technically, society already toppled once and you turned out very rich. Isn't that enough?
Mr. Burns: Nah, next time around I'm shooting for king.
Task: Make Smithers Stock Up Mr Burns' Medications
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Manor
Cost: 75 Pharmaceuticals
Lodge a Complaint Pt. 6Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers. I just had the most horrific dream...
Smithers: Yes. It was a dream. No one was spooning you. No one at all.
Mr. Burns: Shut up! I dreamt it was the future and I wasn't king. I was a lowly archduke?
Mr. Burns: There must be some hoardable resource I'm missing.
Smithers: You've taken everything people have or want. All they have left is their flesh and blood.
Mr. Burns: That's it! I'll take their organs!
Smithers: One of these days, you'll go too far and I'm going to quit.
Smithers: But today isn't it. Now let me go fill some bathtubs with ice.
Task: Make Smithers Advertise Call for Organ Donors
Time: 24h
Location: Burns Manor
Cost: 75 Ads
Lodge a Complaint Pt. 7Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. I want to make sure I leave my mark upon the world.
Smithers: We could petition to get you on Mt. Rushmore next to George Washington.
Mr. Burns: Forget it. I'm not sharing the limelight or limestone with anyone!
Mr. Burns: I want to be revered as something bigger than any mountain, and greater than any man.
Smithers: You mean like God?
Mr. Burns: Yes! As long as I'm like the Old Testament one, and not that new-fangled lovey-dovey guy.
Task: Make Smithers Worship Mr. Burns
Time: 12h
Location: Burns Manor
Cost: 50 Hollywood Awars
Lodge a Complaint Pt. 8Smiters starts
Smithers: Great news Sir!
Mr. Burns: They've reinstated child labor?
Smithers: The planning and preparation for the Mountain Lodge is complete!
Mr. Burns: Oh well, that's pretty good, too, I guess.
Smithers: That's it? I've slaved away for days and this is all the thanks I receive?
Mr. Burns: I don't pay you in thanks do I? Actually that's cheaper than money. I'll pay you in thanks ? thank you!
Task: Build the Mountain Lodge
Mr. Burns: Security looks good.
Mr. Burns: Coffee and organ stockpiles look adequately separated.
Mr. Burns: Unfortunately, this white carpet is completely soiled.
Mr. Burns: I expected better from you, Smithers.
Mr. Burns: Now seal it all up until the apocalypse.
Lodge a Complaint Pt. 9Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: My propaganda films got a 79 on MegaCritic! Everyone knows that less than an 80 is worthless!
Mr. Burns: They especially berated the segment about my giving back to the community.
Smithers: To be fair, your "community program" was a forced labor camp.
Smithers: And it contained children.
Mr. Burns: Kids love camp!
Mr. Burns: And you will, too. When I banish you to the most remote wilderness I can think of!
Smithers: Yes. Well, if that's all, Sir. There's some VERY important business to attend to at the Mountain Lodge.
Task: Make Smithers Relax in the Mountain Lodge
Time: 4h
Location: Mountain Lodge
Unfair TradeNumber 1 starts
Number 1: Number 29. I'm going to need to use your Mountain Lodge.
Mr. Burns: By all means, your most-cutterly. Another evil plan to concoct?
Number 1: Naturally. I'm convening with the council regarding the stranglehold we have on Springfield's coffee trade.
Mr. Burns: That was us? I had noticed from all the angry comments on message boards that demand outstripped supply.
Mr. Burns: But I assumed it was just a mistake in the design.
Number 1: There are no mistakes in game design. Only evil plots to make players unhappy.
Mr. Burns: Excellent!
Task: Make Number 1 Control the Latte Market
Time: 1h
Location: Mountain Lodge
The job is permanent. This quest and job won't trigger till there's storage space for Lattes.
Opera HouseAuto starts
Homer: What the heck is that?
Lisa: It's the Opera House! You were featured in several performances there!
Homer: If I remembered every amazing thing I did, I'd have no room to remember the important stuff like your beautiful name, Lisorb.
Lisa: It's Lisa, Dad.
Homer: Tell that to your brother, Bort.
Homer: Wait, it's all coming back, Lisorb. I hated it here.
Homer: Everyone would look at me after saying it's not over until the fat lady sings.
Homer: Just because I was in a hospital gown? and wig.
Homer: And I was blocking the fire exit demanding to sing.
The Phantom OperaMarge starts
Marge: Homie, I'm using the coupon for "A Date To Anywhere" you gave me for Valentine's.
Marge: We're going to the Opera!
Homer: Oh. The whole point of giving out lame coupons is that you're not supposed to use them.
Marge: You used that coupon I gave you last Valentine's.
Homer: That's because it was for something dirty. But the "Free Hug" is somewhere in the trash.
Marge: Get your coat. We're going!
Task: Make Marge Take Homer to the Opera
Time: 4h
Location: Opera House
Requires: Homer
Marge: I can't believe we waited 4 hours to get in, and the star didn't even show up.
Homer: Wait, I just remembered I was scheduled to perform tonight.
Marge: *annoyed murmur*
Homer: I guess I could pull some strings and get you some free opera tickets for another show.
System Message: Marge now has a new job to watch the opera... alone.
Gone FissionAuto starts
Mr. Burns: Oh, my boat is back!
Mr. Burns: It's been so hard threatening people to walk the plank without one.
Sea Captain: Y'arrr. We sea folk are trying to improve our image.
Sea Captain: Focus testing told us that walking the plank was limiting y'arr marketing potential.
Sea Captain: If you don't mind using y'arr boat for good instead of evil, we would appreciate it.
Mr. Burns: Hogwash! I'll use my boat however I see fit.
Sea Captain: Do as I say or else we'll make you walk the?
Sea Captain: hallway down to the Yacht Club complaint office.
Mr. Burns: Next you'll tell me that I can't dump nuclear waste into the ocean.
Sea Captain: That one's still allowed. But no chum dumping!
