Super Powers: Walkthrough
Not Another Superhero Story Auto starts Milhouse: Yay! It’s Superhero Update day!!! Kirk: Uh, bad news, son. Milhouse: You and Mom are getting re-re-re-divorced? Kirk: Worse -- there’s no Sup...
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Hot Take Pt. 1
Hot Flash starts
Hot Flash: Young man, I'll give you a quarter if you run to the store and refill my prescription for me.
Bart: Yes ma’am, right away!
Lisa: What gives? Bart usually won't lift a finger for less than a twenty.
Hot Flash: Young man, I’ll give you a quarter if you run to the store and refill my prescription for me.
Bart: Yes ma’am, right away!
Lisa: They just said that! Is there a glitch in the game?
Lisa: Wait a minute -- she has dementia! Bart is taking advantage of her -- one quarter at a time!
Task: Make Bart Refill Hot Flash's “Prescription"
Time: 1h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Bart: Another refill, please!
Apu: I tell you, sir, you could save us both a lot of time if you got your free Squishee refills in a cup instead of a pill bottle.
Bart: The more trips, the better!
Lisa: What can you even buy with a couple handfuls of quarters?
Bart: “Buy?!” I'm using the quarters to chuck at cars.
Bart: Makes a very satisfying “ding”.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Hot Take Pt. 2
Hot Flash starts
Hot Flash: I don't think these pills are working the way they used to.
Hot Flash: Although I don't remember how they used to work...
Lisa: I don't think you've been taking the right pills.
Hot Flash: But I feel so energized.
Lisa: That’s because you just drank a gallon of Squishee, one pill bottle at a time.
Lisa: Do you remember which pills you're supposed to be taking?
Hot Flash: Let’s look through my pill organizer -- let me get my back brace so I can pick it up.
Task: Make Lisa and Hot Flash Sort Through Her Gigantic Pill Organizer
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Requires: Lisa
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Hot Take Pt. 3
Hot Flash starts
Hot Flash: I never knew pills came in so many colors -- I never knew there were that many colors.
Lisa: But none of them were the pills you need.
Hot Flash: If only there was a way to remember where I left them.
Lisa: Wait a minute -- see if these “Speed Pills” work.
Task: Make Hot Flash Pop Pills and Go Fast
Time: 1h
Lisa: The Speed Pills worked!
Wiggum: She was going way faster than the speed limit!
Wiggum: Oh wait, I had the radar gun pointed at myself -- that was just how fast I was chewing.
Hot Flash: But I still don't remember which pills I'm supposed to take...
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Hot Take Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Lisa: Okay, Hot Flash, I want you to take a handful of Speed Pills...
Lisa: If you run extremely fast in the opposite direction as Earth's rotation...
Lisa: ...you should be able to go back in time and remember which pill you're supposed to take.
Hot Flash: Isn't that the ending of 1978’s “Superman”, directed by Richard Donner?
Lisa: Oh, that you can remember, but not where your pills are??
Lisa: Just take the pills and run!
Task: Make Hot Flash Run Back to The Present
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Hot Take Pt. 5
Lisa starts
Lisa: Do you remember?!
Hot Flash: I do! But wait, if I went back in time, wouldn't that change the course of everything, negating the need for--
Lisa: Just tell me the pills you were supposed to take before you forget again!
Hot Flash: The pills I was supposed to take are...
Hot Flash: Speed Pills!
Task: Make Hot Flash Pop Pills and Go Fast
Time: 1h
Lisa: Wow, what an adventure!
Hot Flash: I agree, it had a way more satisfying ending than “Superman”!
Hot Flash: Now where's your spiky-haired brother, I want my quarters back!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
On the Fritz Pt. 1
Hans Moleman starts
Iron Lung: I think something’s going on with my suit, doctor.
Dr. Nick: You're having trouble moving around?
Iron Lung: No, I AM moving around. I prefer to lie still, much less tiring.
Dr. Nick: Well I've got the perfect cure for that.
Dr. Nick: Here’s the card for an Un-physical Therapist.
Iron Lung: “Dr. Moe Szyslak -- ‘I'll put ya ta sleep real good.” Sounds professional!
Task: Make Iron Lung See an Un-physical Therapist
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Moe: Awright, drink two of these...
Iron Lung: ...and call you in the morning?
Moe: Oh, you ain't gonna see morning for a looong time.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
On the Fritz Pt. 2
Willie starts
Willie: Ay, ye look worse than when I wore me kilt to a tornado, and then flashed a bunch of bystanders.
Iron Lung: I don't feel so good. For some reason that creepy doctor with no medical license didn't help me.
Iron Lung: There must still be something wrong with my suit.
Willie: Let me grease myself up and take a look under your hood.
Task: Make Iron Lung Get His Suit Repaired
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Iron Lung: I don't know what you did, but I feel better than ever!
Iron Lung: I can even mulch leaves!
Willie: Why stop at leaves? You could mulch Skinner if you wanted to. I wouldn't tell a soul.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
On the Fritz Pt. 3
Hans Moleman starts
Iron Lung: My suit is great at mowing lawns, but I’m a crime fighter, not a 12-year-old boy on summer break.
Mr. Burns: Why not put some zoot in your suit and power it with nuclear?
Disco Stu: No way, nuclear is filthy -- solar’s the way to put a jig in your rig!
Iron Lung: I'm sure they each have their merits--
Mr. Burns: Give Burns a turn to earn your business!
Disco Stu: Seriously?! You want to get into a rhyme-off with me?! That’s all I ever do!
Disco Stu: Disco Stu is gonna murder you -- with his words!
Task: Make Iron Lung Break Up Rhyme Battle
Time: 1h
If the user has Mr. Burns and Disco Stu: Task: Make Burns and Disco Stu Have Rhyme Battle
Time: 1h
Location: Stu's Disco
Requires: Disco Stu
Iron Lung: Breaking up a fight between two power-hungry poets is harder than fighting crime.
Iron Lung: Who knew that the only thing Disco Stu liked more than rhyming and Disco was promoting solar power?!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty: This isn't funny anymore. Just wake up already! I'll give you free fries for a year!
Krusty: Maybe not for an entire year. Two months, I can spare two months. No free fries -- a guy who's dying shouldn't eat fries.
On the Fritz Pt. 4
Hans Moleman starts
Iron Lung: All this work has made me hungry.
Iron Lung: I'll have my usual: a Krusty Salad, lettuce only, no dressing, eaten with a spoon...
Iron Lung: ...and a Diet Fountain Fizz.
Krusty: Sorry, buddy, we only have Regular Fountain Fizz right now.
Iron Lung: Well, that should be okay I guess.
Iron Lung: Mmm, such a bold flavor. Maybe I should start ordering this instead--
Iron Lung: My body...
Task: Make Iron Lung Go on Life Support
Time: 4h
Iron Lung: That was a close one. Good thing my suit gives me medical attention anytime I get hurt.
Krusty: Oh, thank God you made it!
Krusty: I better switch out the Fountain Fizz before someone else gets hurt.
Krusty: I don't want to get sued.
Krusty: Oh wait, it says right here on the cup: “May cause mild headaches or death.” All good!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
On the Fritz Pt. 5
Wiggum starts
Wiggum: Iron Lung, glad you're here! We got a jumper on top of the building.
Iron Lung: And you want me to go up and bring him down?
Wiggum: No, that'd take too long.
Iron Lung: You want me to talk some sense into him?
Wiggum: No, nothing like that.
Wiggum: Our spotlight is running out of batteries, and if this wacko goes over the side...
Wiggum: ...we want to light him up real nice for these spectators.
Wiggum: Mind if we plug our light into your suit?
Iron Lung: Plug away!
Task: Make Iron Lung Power the Police Spotlight
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Brown House
Lou: Nice job powering that light, Iron Lung. You're a hero for illuminating that guy when he jumped.
Iron Lung: Glad I could help!
Wiggum: Too bad those pesky firemen caught the jumper in their net.
Wiggum: Coulda given these people something to talk about at work tomorrow...
Iron Lung: There's always next time, Chief!
Wiggum: Thanks, Iron Lung!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Long Winded Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Grampa, Grampa!
Grampa: What is it, sweetie?
Lisa: Someone stole my science project! I need it for school tomorrow or I won't be able to keep my perfect GPA.
Grampa: This looks like a job for...
Grampa: ...the terror in the night. The criminals' worst nightmare, the true symbol of justice...
Grampa: ...the dashing and elusive, but always inclusive. Hero of all heroes...
The Rambler: The Rambler!
Task: Make The Rambler Bore Criminals to Sleep
Time: 4h
The Rambler: Oddly, these adult career criminals don't know anything about a child’s school project.
The Rambler: I need to go back and investigate the scene of the crime.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Long Winded Pt. 2
Grampa starts
The Rambler: What's this toothpick doing by the front door?!
Marge: Homer must’ve dropped it -- he's always getting free samples at restaurants.
The Rambler: No way this toothpick was Homer’s -- it’s got broccoli residue on it.
The Rambler: It belongs to the culprit that stole Lisa's science project.
The Rambler: Speaking of broccoli, this reminds me of the time-
Marge: Well look at that, Grampa, sounds like the laundry is done. I would love to stay and talk, but those socks aren't going to match themselves.
The Rambler: No one thought it would work, but the original James Bond was made out of broccoli...
The Rambler: ...hello? I'm just talking to myself again. Better go to the Gulp 'N' Blow to investigate this toothpick.
Task: Reach Level 10 and Build Gulp 'N' Blow
Task: Make The Rambler Eat at Gulp 'N' Blow
Time: 4h
Location: Gulp 'N' Blow
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Long Winded Pt. 3
Grampa starts
The Rambler: Dead end at the Gulp 'N' Blow...
The Rambler: If I was a thief, I would be looking for a discreet hideout.
Homer: Hey Dad, what are you doing?
The Rambler: *sputters* I'm not your Dad! I'm The Rambler!
Homer: Whatever. Have fun with your stupid make-believe game. I'm going to Moe's.
The Rambler: It's not a game. I'm a real hero.
Homer: *chuckles* Yeah, I'm a hero too after about eight beers!
The Rambler: I'll show him, and everyone who ever called me old! That house looks suspicious, I bet the thief is hiding in there!
Task: Make The Rambler Investigate the Brown House
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Sea Captain: Yaarr! What are ye plans with me peg leg in ye hand?
The Rambler: That wasn't a toothpick I found, it was a splinter from your peg leg!
The Rambler: Now make with Lisa’s science project!
Sea Captain: Lisa’s science project?! I couldn't have stolen it!
Sea Captain: I have an alibi -- I was stealing Janey’s project that night!
The Rambler: *sputters* I was sure I found it this time. Oh, I give up.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Long Winded Pt. 4
Bart starts
Bart: Hey Grampa, why are you crying?
The Rambler: I'm a failure! Someone stole your sister's science project and I can't figure out who did it.
Bart: Oh, that's all? I saw it at Milhouse's house.
The Rambler: *sputters* Why didn't you tell me that sooner?
Bart: You never get to be The Rambler. I didn't want to steal your thunder.
The Rambler: I hate thunder! I've got way too much of it! I can't give enough of it away!
Task: Reach Level 8 and Place Van Houten House
Task: Make The Rambler Break Into Van Houten House
Time: 4h
Location: Van Houten House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Long Winded Pt. 5
Milhouse starts
Milhouse: Mr. Simpson! What are you doing in my house?
The Rambler: You stole Lisa's science project in some childish hope to win her affection...
Kirk: Uh, actually, I took it. I thought I could pass it off as my own idea at my big ‘board meeting.
Milhouse: But Dad, you're a sign spinner. You don't have board meetings.
Kirk: No, 'Board is short for the cardboard our signs are made out of. There’s an apostrophe at the beginning.
Kirk: Lisa’s solar powered windmill project would've changed the sign spinning biz!
The Rambler: You'd better hand it over or you'll be spinning a sign in front of the hospital!
Kirk: I wish! They give their sign spinners water breaks!
Task: Make The Rambler Return Lisa's Science Project
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Lisa: Grampa! You found my science project!
The Rambler: That's right, it was easy once I doggedly pieced together a bunch of incorrect clues and then your brother told me where it was.
Lisa: So ...is that it?
The Rambler: Yep!
Lisa: You aren't going to tell me a long, rambling story that veers from the original point and makes me fall asleep?
The Rambler: Honestly? It gets tiresome pretty quickly.
Lisa: You can say that again!
The Rambler: No thanks!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Dependables Evermore Pt. 1
Grampa starts
The Rambler: I can't wait to see the old team again. Last time the Dependables were together, Hot Flash was actually hot.
Fruit-Bat-Man: Come in Rambler, can you read me?
The Rambler: This is Rambler, go ahead.
Fruit-Bat-Man: Oh, hi. I was hoping I could leave a voice message. Well, this is awkward. I had a whole thing prepared.
The Rambler: Just spit it out would ya!
Fruit-Bat-Man: I can't make it tonight to hang out with you old geezers and play dress up.
Fruit-Bat-Man: I have to go to an Eyes Wide Shut party and hang out with different geezers and play dress up.
Task: Make The Rambler Try to Assemble the Dependables
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Retirement Castle or Simpson House
The Rambler: It seems like everyone is too busy to get together this year. I'm going to have to spend it all alone, again.
Iron Lung: I'm here.
The Rambler: Yeah, I guess you are, Iron Lung. I might as well be alone if I have to be here with you. No offense.
Iron Lung: I understand. Even workers at the drive-through won't respond to me.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dependables Evermore Pt. 2
Hans Moleman starts
Iron Lung: Do you have a deck of cards?
The Rambler: I can't do everything! Besides, Early Bird usually brings the cards.
Iron Lung: He said his stories are about to come on, so he can't make it this year.
The Rambler: We can still make this happen. We should split up and look for a deck of cards.
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
Task: Make The Rambler Search the Value Menu at Krusty Burger
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Iron Lung Play Bad-Cop/Bad-Cop at Android’s Dungeon
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dependables Evermore Pt. 3
Hans Moleman starts
Iron Lung: Do you guys sell playing cards?
Comic Book Guy: Of course I sell cards -- but they are certainly NOT for playing!
Comic Book Guy: They are limited edition Star Wars cards where all the numbers and suits are written in that bleep-bloop language that R2-D2 speaks in.
Comic Book Guy: It is impossible to decipher.
Comic Book Guy: Now get out of here before I lose my cool. Your suit is very hot and it is starting to make me sweat more profusely than usual.
Task: Make Iron Lung Get Kicked Out of Android’s Dungeon
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Comic Book Guy: Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out!
Iron Lung: It can't -- my butt is encased in my suit!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dependables Evermore Pt. 4
Grampa starts
The Rambler: What was I here for again? Give me another Krusty Burger, that might help me remember.
Squeaky Voice Attendant: You've already had twelve Krusty Burgers. I don't know if I should serve you anymore.
The Rambler: Give it to me so I can remember what I was here for or I'll DECK you and then not send a get well CARD!
The Rambler: Wait, that’s it: I'm here to look for-- nope, lost it.
Task: Make The Rambler Eat More Krusty Burgers to Try to Remember
Time: 12h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dependables Evermore Pt. 5
Grampa starts
The Rambler: I didn't have any luck finding...wait, what were we looking for again?
Iron Lung: Playing cards! I didn't find any either, I'm at a loss. I guess we won't be playing this year.
The Rambler: Enough of that talk, don't you dare give up!
The Rambler: Wait, Matlock is on. I give up.
The Rambler: Let’s go watch it at my son's place -- he's the only house in town that still has cable TV that airs shows at specific times.
Task: Make The Rambler Mooch Off His Son
Time: 24h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Iron Lung Freeload at the Simpsons House
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
The Rambler: Let me get the remote. I keep it here under this deck of cards.
Iron Lung: You have cards! Why didn't we come here from the start?
The Rambler: I forgot that's what we were looking for. After eating twelve burgers, the main thing I was looking for was a bathroom.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dependables Evermore Pt. 6
Grampa starts
The Rambler: Let me call Hot Flash, maybe she can make it.
Hot Flash: I don't know if I'll be able to make it. I need to change into my costume, but there aren't phone booths anymore.
The Rambler: *sputter* Just change on the bus like the rest of us, cards are our annual tradition...
The Rambler: ...tradition used to be everything, and now people can't commit to anything. It's all myPad this and eye copter that. If I had...
Hot Flash: I don't have time to listen to your stories. I'll make it if I can.
Iron Lung: If she doesn't, that's okay. We can still play bridge...oh, wait there's only two of us.
Task: Make Iron Lung and The Rambler Play Cards
Time: 1h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Life Runs Away
Auto starts
Big Zoo Fan: Are these all the animals you've got? It's hardly the San Diego Zoo. It's not even the Santa Barbara Zoo.
Larry Kidkill: I'm sorry, there are no more animals close enough to Springfield for us to smuggle. I mean... adopt.
Lil' Zoo Fan: Maybe we'll get more if they breed? A lion and tiger can make a liger.
Larry Kidkill: Well, then your parents must have been a dog and a stork, cause you're a...
Lil' Zoo Fan: stog?
Animal Rights Hipster: No animals should be forced to breed in captivity! But if they do, it can be with whatever other animal they want.
Larry Kidkill: Ugh! Why did they have to buy you guys? There's not one of you I want in my zoo!
Invasive Toads: *croak*
Larry Kidkill: Except you, invasive toads. You're always welcome here.
Task: Tap Big Zoo Fan
Task: Tap Lil' Zoo Fan
Task: Tap Animal Rights Hipster
Task: Tap Invasive Toads
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Hot Flash starts
Hot Flash: Young man, I'll give you a quarter if you run to the store and refill my prescription for me.
Bart: Yes ma’am, right away!
Lisa: What gives? Bart usually won't lift a finger for less than a twenty.
Hot Flash: Young man, I’ll give you a quarter if you run to the store and refill my prescription for me.
Bart: Yes ma’am, right away!
Lisa: They just said that! Is there a glitch in the game?
Lisa: Wait a minute -- she has dementia! Bart is taking advantage of her -- one quarter at a time!
Task: Make Bart Refill Hot Flash's “Prescription"
Time: 1h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Bart: Another refill, please!
Apu: I tell you, sir, you could save us both a lot of time if you got your free Squishee refills in a cup instead of a pill bottle.
Bart: The more trips, the better!
Lisa: What can you even buy with a couple handfuls of quarters?
Bart: “Buy?!” I'm using the quarters to chuck at cars.
Bart: Makes a very satisfying “ding”.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Hot Take Pt. 2
Hot Flash starts
Hot Flash: I don't think these pills are working the way they used to.
Hot Flash: Although I don't remember how they used to work...
Lisa: I don't think you've been taking the right pills.
Hot Flash: But I feel so energized.
Lisa: That’s because you just drank a gallon of Squishee, one pill bottle at a time.
Lisa: Do you remember which pills you're supposed to be taking?
Hot Flash: Let’s look through my pill organizer -- let me get my back brace so I can pick it up.
Task: Make Lisa and Hot Flash Sort Through Her Gigantic Pill Organizer
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Requires: Lisa
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Hot Take Pt. 3
Hot Flash starts
Hot Flash: I never knew pills came in so many colors -- I never knew there were that many colors.
Lisa: But none of them were the pills you need.
Hot Flash: If only there was a way to remember where I left them.
Lisa: Wait a minute -- see if these “Speed Pills” work.
Task: Make Hot Flash Pop Pills and Go Fast
Time: 1h
Lisa: The Speed Pills worked!
Wiggum: She was going way faster than the speed limit!
Wiggum: Oh wait, I had the radar gun pointed at myself -- that was just how fast I was chewing.
Hot Flash: But I still don't remember which pills I'm supposed to take...
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Hot Take Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Lisa: Okay, Hot Flash, I want you to take a handful of Speed Pills...
Lisa: If you run extremely fast in the opposite direction as Earth's rotation...
Lisa: ...you should be able to go back in time and remember which pill you're supposed to take.
Hot Flash: Isn't that the ending of 1978’s “Superman”, directed by Richard Donner?
Lisa: Oh, that you can remember, but not where your pills are??
Lisa: Just take the pills and run!
Task: Make Hot Flash Run Back to The Present
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Hot Take Pt. 5
Lisa starts
Lisa: Do you remember?!
Hot Flash: I do! But wait, if I went back in time, wouldn't that change the course of everything, negating the need for--
Lisa: Just tell me the pills you were supposed to take before you forget again!
Hot Flash: The pills I was supposed to take are...
Hot Flash: Speed Pills!
Task: Make Hot Flash Pop Pills and Go Fast
Time: 1h
Lisa: Wow, what an adventure!
Hot Flash: I agree, it had a way more satisfying ending than “Superman”!
Hot Flash: Now where's your spiky-haired brother, I want my quarters back!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
On the Fritz Pt. 1
Hans Moleman starts
Iron Lung: I think something’s going on with my suit, doctor.
Dr. Nick: You're having trouble moving around?
Iron Lung: No, I AM moving around. I prefer to lie still, much less tiring.
Dr. Nick: Well I've got the perfect cure for that.
Dr. Nick: Here’s the card for an Un-physical Therapist.
Iron Lung: “Dr. Moe Szyslak -- ‘I'll put ya ta sleep real good.” Sounds professional!
Task: Make Iron Lung See an Un-physical Therapist
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Moe: Awright, drink two of these...
Iron Lung: ...and call you in the morning?
Moe: Oh, you ain't gonna see morning for a looong time.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
On the Fritz Pt. 2
Willie starts
Willie: Ay, ye look worse than when I wore me kilt to a tornado, and then flashed a bunch of bystanders.
Iron Lung: I don't feel so good. For some reason that creepy doctor with no medical license didn't help me.
Iron Lung: There must still be something wrong with my suit.
Willie: Let me grease myself up and take a look under your hood.
Task: Make Iron Lung Get His Suit Repaired
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Iron Lung: I don't know what you did, but I feel better than ever!
Iron Lung: I can even mulch leaves!
Willie: Why stop at leaves? You could mulch Skinner if you wanted to. I wouldn't tell a soul.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
On the Fritz Pt. 3
Hans Moleman starts
Iron Lung: My suit is great at mowing lawns, but I’m a crime fighter, not a 12-year-old boy on summer break.
Mr. Burns: Why not put some zoot in your suit and power it with nuclear?
Disco Stu: No way, nuclear is filthy -- solar’s the way to put a jig in your rig!
Iron Lung: I'm sure they each have their merits--
Mr. Burns: Give Burns a turn to earn your business!
Disco Stu: Seriously?! You want to get into a rhyme-off with me?! That’s all I ever do!
Disco Stu: Disco Stu is gonna murder you -- with his words!
Task: Make Iron Lung Break Up Rhyme Battle
Time: 1h
If the user has Mr. Burns and Disco Stu: Task: Make Burns and Disco Stu Have Rhyme Battle
Time: 1h
Location: Stu's Disco
Requires: Disco Stu
Iron Lung: Breaking up a fight between two power-hungry poets is harder than fighting crime.
Iron Lung: Who knew that the only thing Disco Stu liked more than rhyming and Disco was promoting solar power?!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty: This isn't funny anymore. Just wake up already! I'll give you free fries for a year!
Krusty: Maybe not for an entire year. Two months, I can spare two months. No free fries -- a guy who's dying shouldn't eat fries.
On the Fritz Pt. 4
Hans Moleman starts
Iron Lung: All this work has made me hungry.
Iron Lung: I'll have my usual: a Krusty Salad, lettuce only, no dressing, eaten with a spoon...
Iron Lung: ...and a Diet Fountain Fizz.
Krusty: Sorry, buddy, we only have Regular Fountain Fizz right now.
Iron Lung: Well, that should be okay I guess.
Iron Lung: Mmm, such a bold flavor. Maybe I should start ordering this instead--
Iron Lung: My body...
Task: Make Iron Lung Go on Life Support
Time: 4h
Iron Lung: That was a close one. Good thing my suit gives me medical attention anytime I get hurt.
Krusty: Oh, thank God you made it!
Krusty: I better switch out the Fountain Fizz before someone else gets hurt.
Krusty: I don't want to get sued.
Krusty: Oh wait, it says right here on the cup: “May cause mild headaches or death.” All good!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
On the Fritz Pt. 5
Wiggum starts
Wiggum: Iron Lung, glad you're here! We got a jumper on top of the building.
Iron Lung: And you want me to go up and bring him down?
Wiggum: No, that'd take too long.
Iron Lung: You want me to talk some sense into him?
Wiggum: No, nothing like that.
Wiggum: Our spotlight is running out of batteries, and if this wacko goes over the side...
Wiggum: ...we want to light him up real nice for these spectators.
Wiggum: Mind if we plug our light into your suit?
Iron Lung: Plug away!
Task: Make Iron Lung Power the Police Spotlight
Time: 4h
Location: Police Station or Brown House
Lou: Nice job powering that light, Iron Lung. You're a hero for illuminating that guy when he jumped.
Iron Lung: Glad I could help!
Wiggum: Too bad those pesky firemen caught the jumper in their net.
Wiggum: Coulda given these people something to talk about at work tomorrow...
Iron Lung: There's always next time, Chief!
Wiggum: Thanks, Iron Lung!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Long Winded Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Grampa, Grampa!
Grampa: What is it, sweetie?
Lisa: Someone stole my science project! I need it for school tomorrow or I won't be able to keep my perfect GPA.
Grampa: This looks like a job for...
Grampa: ...the terror in the night. The criminals' worst nightmare, the true symbol of justice...
Grampa: ...the dashing and elusive, but always inclusive. Hero of all heroes...
The Rambler: The Rambler!
Task: Make The Rambler Bore Criminals to Sleep
Time: 4h
The Rambler: Oddly, these adult career criminals don't know anything about a child’s school project.
The Rambler: I need to go back and investigate the scene of the crime.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Long Winded Pt. 2
Grampa starts
The Rambler: What's this toothpick doing by the front door?!
Marge: Homer must’ve dropped it -- he's always getting free samples at restaurants.
The Rambler: No way this toothpick was Homer’s -- it’s got broccoli residue on it.
The Rambler: It belongs to the culprit that stole Lisa's science project.
The Rambler: Speaking of broccoli, this reminds me of the time-
Marge: Well look at that, Grampa, sounds like the laundry is done. I would love to stay and talk, but those socks aren't going to match themselves.
The Rambler: No one thought it would work, but the original James Bond was made out of broccoli...
The Rambler: ...hello? I'm just talking to myself again. Better go to the Gulp 'N' Blow to investigate this toothpick.
Task: Reach Level 10 and Build Gulp 'N' Blow
Task: Make The Rambler Eat at Gulp 'N' Blow
Time: 4h
Location: Gulp 'N' Blow
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Long Winded Pt. 3
Grampa starts
The Rambler: Dead end at the Gulp 'N' Blow...
The Rambler: If I was a thief, I would be looking for a discreet hideout.
Homer: Hey Dad, what are you doing?
The Rambler: *sputters* I'm not your Dad! I'm The Rambler!
Homer: Whatever. Have fun with your stupid make-believe game. I'm going to Moe's.
The Rambler: It's not a game. I'm a real hero.
Homer: *chuckles* Yeah, I'm a hero too after about eight beers!
The Rambler: I'll show him, and everyone who ever called me old! That house looks suspicious, I bet the thief is hiding in there!
Task: Make The Rambler Investigate the Brown House
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Sea Captain: Yaarr! What are ye plans with me peg leg in ye hand?
The Rambler: That wasn't a toothpick I found, it was a splinter from your peg leg!
The Rambler: Now make with Lisa’s science project!
Sea Captain: Lisa’s science project?! I couldn't have stolen it!
Sea Captain: I have an alibi -- I was stealing Janey’s project that night!
The Rambler: *sputters* I was sure I found it this time. Oh, I give up.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Long Winded Pt. 4
Bart starts
Bart: Hey Grampa, why are you crying?
The Rambler: I'm a failure! Someone stole your sister's science project and I can't figure out who did it.
Bart: Oh, that's all? I saw it at Milhouse's house.
The Rambler: *sputters* Why didn't you tell me that sooner?
Bart: You never get to be The Rambler. I didn't want to steal your thunder.
The Rambler: I hate thunder! I've got way too much of it! I can't give enough of it away!
Task: Reach Level 8 and Place Van Houten House
Task: Make The Rambler Break Into Van Houten House
Time: 4h
Location: Van Houten House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Long Winded Pt. 5
Milhouse starts
Milhouse: Mr. Simpson! What are you doing in my house?
The Rambler: You stole Lisa's science project in some childish hope to win her affection...
Kirk: Uh, actually, I took it. I thought I could pass it off as my own idea at my big ‘board meeting.
Milhouse: But Dad, you're a sign spinner. You don't have board meetings.
Kirk: No, 'Board is short for the cardboard our signs are made out of. There’s an apostrophe at the beginning.
Kirk: Lisa’s solar powered windmill project would've changed the sign spinning biz!
The Rambler: You'd better hand it over or you'll be spinning a sign in front of the hospital!
Kirk: I wish! They give their sign spinners water breaks!
Task: Make The Rambler Return Lisa's Science Project
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Lisa: Grampa! You found my science project!
The Rambler: That's right, it was easy once I doggedly pieced together a bunch of incorrect clues and then your brother told me where it was.
Lisa: So ...is that it?
The Rambler: Yep!
Lisa: You aren't going to tell me a long, rambling story that veers from the original point and makes me fall asleep?
The Rambler: Honestly? It gets tiresome pretty quickly.
Lisa: You can say that again!
The Rambler: No thanks!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Dependables Evermore Pt. 1
Grampa starts
The Rambler: I can't wait to see the old team again. Last time the Dependables were together, Hot Flash was actually hot.
Fruit-Bat-Man: Come in Rambler, can you read me?
The Rambler: This is Rambler, go ahead.
Fruit-Bat-Man: Oh, hi. I was hoping I could leave a voice message. Well, this is awkward. I had a whole thing prepared.
The Rambler: Just spit it out would ya!
Fruit-Bat-Man: I can't make it tonight to hang out with you old geezers and play dress up.
Fruit-Bat-Man: I have to go to an Eyes Wide Shut party and hang out with different geezers and play dress up.
Task: Make The Rambler Try to Assemble the Dependables
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Retirement Castle or Simpson House
The Rambler: It seems like everyone is too busy to get together this year. I'm going to have to spend it all alone, again.
Iron Lung: I'm here.
The Rambler: Yeah, I guess you are, Iron Lung. I might as well be alone if I have to be here with you. No offense.
Iron Lung: I understand. Even workers at the drive-through won't respond to me.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dependables Evermore Pt. 2
Hans Moleman starts
Iron Lung: Do you have a deck of cards?
The Rambler: I can't do everything! Besides, Early Bird usually brings the cards.
Iron Lung: He said his stories are about to come on, so he can't make it this year.
The Rambler: We can still make this happen. We should split up and look for a deck of cards.
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
Task: Make The Rambler Search the Value Menu at Krusty Burger
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Iron Lung Play Bad-Cop/Bad-Cop at Android’s Dungeon
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dependables Evermore Pt. 3
Hans Moleman starts
Iron Lung: Do you guys sell playing cards?
Comic Book Guy: Of course I sell cards -- but they are certainly NOT for playing!
Comic Book Guy: They are limited edition Star Wars cards where all the numbers and suits are written in that bleep-bloop language that R2-D2 speaks in.
Comic Book Guy: It is impossible to decipher.
Comic Book Guy: Now get out of here before I lose my cool. Your suit is very hot and it is starting to make me sweat more profusely than usual.
Task: Make Iron Lung Get Kicked Out of Android’s Dungeon
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Comic Book Guy: Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out!
Iron Lung: It can't -- my butt is encased in my suit!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dependables Evermore Pt. 4
Grampa starts
The Rambler: What was I here for again? Give me another Krusty Burger, that might help me remember.
Squeaky Voice Attendant: You've already had twelve Krusty Burgers. I don't know if I should serve you anymore.
The Rambler: Give it to me so I can remember what I was here for or I'll DECK you and then not send a get well CARD!
The Rambler: Wait, that’s it: I'm here to look for-- nope, lost it.
Task: Make The Rambler Eat More Krusty Burgers to Try to Remember
Time: 12h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dependables Evermore Pt. 5
Grampa starts
The Rambler: I didn't have any luck finding...wait, what were we looking for again?
Iron Lung: Playing cards! I didn't find any either, I'm at a loss. I guess we won't be playing this year.
The Rambler: Enough of that talk, don't you dare give up!
The Rambler: Wait, Matlock is on. I give up.
The Rambler: Let’s go watch it at my son's place -- he's the only house in town that still has cable TV that airs shows at specific times.
Task: Make The Rambler Mooch Off His Son
Time: 24h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Iron Lung Freeload at the Simpsons House
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
The Rambler: Let me get the remote. I keep it here under this deck of cards.
Iron Lung: You have cards! Why didn't we come here from the start?
The Rambler: I forgot that's what we were looking for. After eating twelve burgers, the main thing I was looking for was a bathroom.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dependables Evermore Pt. 6
Grampa starts
The Rambler: Let me call Hot Flash, maybe she can make it.
Hot Flash: I don't know if I'll be able to make it. I need to change into my costume, but there aren't phone booths anymore.
The Rambler: *sputter* Just change on the bus like the rest of us, cards are our annual tradition...
The Rambler: ...tradition used to be everything, and now people can't commit to anything. It's all myPad this and eye copter that. If I had...
Hot Flash: I don't have time to listen to your stories. I'll make it if I can.
Iron Lung: If she doesn't, that's okay. We can still play bridge...oh, wait there's only two of us.
Task: Make Iron Lung and The Rambler Play Cards
Time: 1h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Life Runs Away
Auto starts
Big Zoo Fan: Are these all the animals you've got? It's hardly the San Diego Zoo. It's not even the Santa Barbara Zoo.
Larry Kidkill: I'm sorry, there are no more animals close enough to Springfield for us to smuggle. I mean... adopt.
Lil' Zoo Fan: Maybe we'll get more if they breed? A lion and tiger can make a liger.
Larry Kidkill: Well, then your parents must have been a dog and a stork, cause you're a...
Lil' Zoo Fan: stog?
Animal Rights Hipster: No animals should be forced to breed in captivity! But if they do, it can be with whatever other animal they want.
Larry Kidkill: Ugh! Why did they have to buy you guys? There's not one of you I want in my zoo!
Invasive Toads: *croak*
Larry Kidkill: Except you, invasive toads. You're always welcome here.
Task: Tap Big Zoo Fan
Task: Tap Lil' Zoo Fan
Task: Tap Animal Rights Hipster
Task: Tap Invasive Toads
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
