Tailgate and Daily Challenges System ***WALKTHROUGH***
Gil Offer
Gil: Who ya rooting for in the Big Game? Care to put some skin in the game? Because that's all I've got to bet – my skin.
Homer: The Big wha?
Gil: Y'know, the Big Game! The Gridiron Championship! 22 men enter! 22 men leave! But only 11 as winners!
Homer: Ohh, you mean the Superbo--
Gil: Whoa, buddy! Do you want Ol'Gil to get sued? Although if I get sued one more time, I get my next trial free.
Gil: Instead, keep me out of jail by buying my sweet tailgate party package with beers, burgers, and babes for the Big Day!
Offer declined
Gil: No sale!? Not even for the Big Game?
Gil: Well, fine. I've got my own party to throw.
Gil: And nooo, it's not with imaginary friends.
Gil: Because I've saved up enough money to buy the dolls.
Offer accepted
Gil: Finally! A win! Much like one of those teams that will be playing on that day we mentioned.
Gil: I won't have to melt all my participation trophies down for scrap metal.
Gil: Instead I'll keep sleeping on them in my trunk. So pointy!
Springfield of Dreams Pt. 1
Auto starts
Carl: There's nothing quite like the Big Game to make you wish we had our own football team. And a blimp with a more positive message.
Homer: I like the Mediocre Year Blimp – it's honest. But we should get our own team!
Moe: Football ain't like soccer, or the Olympics, or Quimby's administration. One little bribe can't get you what you want.
Homer: Yes, but you can make enough noise to get what you want! I learned that from babies!
Homer: We'll make the party bigger and bigger, until it's so big The League HAS to notice!
Homer: Gentlemen, it's time to drink like your life depends on it!
Barney: Mine actually does. My liver is completely pickled!
Task: Make Barflies Party at the Tailgate
Time: 12h
Location: Tailgate
Characters: Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Luann, Disco Stu, Sanjay, Moe, Sea Captain, Willie
Bart: Oh great. Drunken sports fans wandering all over town... again! Read the message boards, Homer. No one liked that.
Homer: They won't be going anywhere. I spread more than enough superglue on the chairs to make sure of that!
Lisa: Why does Springfield even want a football team?
Lisa: Corporate censorship, racist team names, no vegetarian options from the halftime vendors...
Homer: Don't worry, Sweetie, we'll make sure the team gets named after something innocent.
Homer: Like the pig that gave its life to make both this under-inflated football and those delicious “vegetarian” halftime snacks.
System Message: Continue sending Springfielders to party in order to expand the Tailgate!
Springfield of Dreams Pt. 2
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Lenny: Y'know, Homer, no one from The League has come yet... You think we're just wasting our time?
Homer: Time is just like us: it's meant to be wasted! This party needs to be bigger!
Homer: But how?
Carl: Well, all the best tailgate parties on TV – Tailgate Time Square, Shake your Tailgate, Tailgate at Watergate, have pretty cheerleaders dancing.
Homer: I can't do much about the pretty part, but I can dance for the cause!
Homer: Dancing's the one where you sit in a chair, right?
Task: Make Homer Dance for the Cause
Time: 4h
Location: Tailgate
Carl: Homer's not much of a dancer but he's an even worse cheerer…
Homer: BE AGGRESSIVE! B-E AGGRESSER!
Homer: B-E A-G-U-R-O-S-S-S-I-N-G! What does that spell? No, really. What does that spell?
Springfield of Dreams Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: See that! Party and *hic* drink hard enough, and they *hic* come crawling!
Blue Haired Lawyer: I'm not crawling. I'm just a lawyer checking the floor for cracks or puddles that I can sue over. Speaking of exploitation, I'm looking for the representative of Springfield.
Quimby: If this is about those, er-ah… funds for the Amelia Earhart statue, I can assure you they went missing in her honor.
Blue Haired Lawyer: I'm here on behalf of The League. My client is impressed by Springfield's commitment to public drunkenness and is willing to negotiate.
Quimby: And to think all the other mayors laughed at me for putting a vomiting alcoholic on our town crest. Please step into my office.
Task: Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall
Task: Make Quimby Negotiate with The League
Time: 2h
Location: Town Hall
Springfield of Dreams Pt. 4
Homer starts
Blue Haired Lawyer: The League is prepared to bring a team to Springfield in exchange for a one-time donation to a charity of the League's choice. Which, in this case, is the League itself.
Blue Haired Lawyer: We accept cash, check, credit, really anything except valueless mobile game currency.
Quimby: Err, uhh…
Homer: I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we pay in donuts?
Blue Haired Lawyer: Your donuts are equally worthless to my client. I thought Springfield was ready to play in the big leagues, which legally has nothing to do with this League.
Homer: Fine – we don't want your stinking team anyway! We were just in it for the merch! Look at my novelty offensive foam finger and get out!
System Message: Check the store for other sporting goods!
Task: Make Springfielders Party in Consolation
Time: 12h
Location: Tailgate
On job start:
Homer: I can't believe I almost traded away our precious donuts for something as insubstantial as a source of pride and revenue for the town.
Lisa: Actually teams rarely make money for towns, so you might have done Springfield a favor. Plus this Tailgate isn't so bad.
Marge: It's nice having Homer be drunk and crazy somewhere other than the house this year.
Marge: I still haven't gotten all of the BBQ sauce out of my hair from last year.
Lisa: Thanks to the Tailgaters' drunken stupidity, the possibilities for protest and moral outrage are endless! My lucky day!
Upgrade Tailgate Pt. 1
Auto starts
Task: Make Barflies Party at the Tailgate
Time: 12h
Location: Tailgate
Characters: Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Luann, Disco Stu, Sanjay, Moe, Sea Captain, Willie
Upgrade Tailgate Pt. 2
Auto starts
Task: Make Barflies Party at the Tailgate
Time: 12h
Location: Tailgate
Characters: Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Luann, Disco Stu, Sanjay, Moe, Sea Captain, Willie
Upgrade Tailgate Pt. 3
Auto starts
Task: Make Barflies Party at the Tailgate
Time: 12h
Location: Tailgate
Characters: Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Luann, Disco Stu, Sanjay, Moe, Sea Captain, Willie
Upgrade Tailgate Pt. 4
Auto starts
Task: Make Barflies Party at the Tailgate
Time: 12h
Location: Tailgate
Characters: Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Luann, Disco Stu, Sanjay, Moe, Sea Captain, Willie
Springfield of Dreams Pt. 5
Homer starts
Task: Make Homer Dance at The Tailgate
Time: 4h
Location: Tailgate
