"Willy9292;c-1983148" wrote:
"bluntcard;c-1983020" wrote:
Something that includes Halloween would be nice.
Yes, and Christmas stuff at Christmas. I don't know anybody offended by trick or treat or Santa. I want kids in costume at Halloween and witches and pumpkins and candy to give to my neighbours.
Next thing you know you'll want milk with your cereal and an umbrella when it rains.
In my day...
We couldn't afford costumes so we wore masks, my dad hit me because I wouldn't take off my mask.
I tried to explain that it was my face but he wouldn't believe me.
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Eventually I decided to buy a mask, but in those days nickles had pictures of bumblebees on em, so I says gimme a mask for a beehive, which was roughly a swarm of bees (about Three Fifty).
So I put it on and was apprehended for being involved in the Candy Corn Riots of 1812, even though I hadn't been born yet. I eventually escaped after I came in contact with the good book....
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And that's the story of how I colonized Canada with a Cod Farm, leading to the invention of the first Caramel Cod.
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This is why I believe Trick or Treaters do not deserve magazines.
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