Time Traveling Toaster: Crafting and Secondary Walkthrough
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Place Tar Field
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The Rich Texan: Yeehaw! We struck oil! Texas tea! Black gold!
Lisa: Actually, it's... never mind. If it'll keep you from fracking, then go for it.
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Homer Lizard
Lisa starts
Lisa: Dad, this lizard looks suspiciously like you.
Homer: I may have sneezed on an iguana while I was back there.
Task: Tap Homer Lizard
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Frog Day Afternoon
Marge starts
Marge: Ooh! I didn't realize the Egyptians had such lovely cabanas!
Lisa: “Cabana” isn't exactly the right-- you know what? Enjoy it.
Marge: I don't see any beach towels in there. I guess no one reserved it for the day.
Lisa: Just stop talking, Mom. I don't know how much longer I can go without correcting you.
Task: Make Marge Relax in the Pharaoh Tent
Time: 1h
Location: Pharaoh Tent
Marge: It's full of frogs! What kind of a crazy beach club is this?
Lisa: “CABANA” IS A SPANISH WORD!
Lisa: Sorry. Couldn't hold out any longer.
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Place Bart Sphinx
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Bart: I deserve this.
Milhouse: This and so much more, Bart. This and so much more.
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Place Siren Masthead
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Lisa: Why is it that mastheads were so often scantily-clad women?
Homer: It's too hot at sea for heavy clothing, sweetheart. You want the sexy lady to be comfortable, right?
Lisa: ...
Homer: I lie because I love.
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Place Mermaid Petting Zoo
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Marge: Look, Maggie: a mermaid petting zoo.
Sea Captain: Treacherous creatures, they be. Beautiful, to be sure. But they'll lure you to your death upon the rocks. And feast upon your salty corpse.
Marge: On second thought, let's walk far away from the nice nautical man.
Note: With the following items, you can place your already own ones by storing it and placing it back.
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Ice Age
After completing Land of the Lard Pt. 4 and the user logs in on May 30th
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Hollis Hurlbut: We're pulling all sorts of incredible things from out of our past.
Hollis Hurlbut: Why don't you go get me the coolest thing you can find!
Task: Place a Small Iceberg
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A Mammoth Ranch
After completing Land of the Lard Pt. 4 and the user logs in on June 5th
Bart starts
Hollis Hurlbut: There are some truly mammoth looking animals in the past.
Hollis Hurlbut: Now let's see if we can eat them. Go get a gate to pen them in!
Task: Place a Frontier Gate
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Medieval Camping Trip
After completing Land of the Lard Pt. 4 and the user logs in on June 14th
Bart starts
Hollis Hurlbut: Let's head back to the crusades and get some of those awesome war tents! It's camping season!
Hollis Hurlbut: Wait a minute! The guillotine was invented in the 18th century! How did the Middle Ages get them?
Bart: Oh sure, every screw up in the spacetime continuum is my fault! Just because I'm the guy with the time machine!
Task: Place a Medieval Tent
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Mayan Botany
After completing Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 5 and the user logs in on June 17th
Bart starts
Hollis Hurlbut: Interesting culture those Mayans! Really open to trade away some interesting trees, and they accept Springfield dollars!
Bart: They barter in jokes too! I gave them a really funny apocalypse idea.
Task: Place an Exotic Tree
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Come on Baby Light My Pyre
After completing Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 5 and Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 4 and the user logs in on June 19th
Bart starts
Bart: I would literally KILL to get out of tomorrow's math test.
Mayan God: Now you're speaking my language, kid!
Task: Place a Pyre
Place Tar Field
Auto starts
The Rich Texan: Yeehaw! We struck oil! Texas tea! Black gold!
Lisa: Actually, it's... never mind. If it'll keep you from fracking, then go for it.
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Homer Lizard
Lisa starts
Lisa: Dad, this lizard looks suspiciously like you.
Homer: I may have sneezed on an iguana while I was back there.
Task: Tap Homer Lizard
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Frog Day Afternoon
Marge starts
Marge: Ooh! I didn't realize the Egyptians had such lovely cabanas!
Lisa: “Cabana” isn't exactly the right-- you know what? Enjoy it.
Marge: I don't see any beach towels in there. I guess no one reserved it for the day.
Lisa: Just stop talking, Mom. I don't know how much longer I can go without correcting you.
Task: Make Marge Relax in the Pharaoh Tent
Time: 1h
Location: Pharaoh Tent
Marge: It's full of frogs! What kind of a crazy beach club is this?
Lisa: “CABANA” IS A SPANISH WORD!
Lisa: Sorry. Couldn't hold out any longer.
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Place Bart Sphinx
Auto starts
Bart: I deserve this.
Milhouse: This and so much more, Bart. This and so much more.
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Place Siren Masthead
Auto starts
Lisa: Why is it that mastheads were so often scantily-clad women?
Homer: It's too hot at sea for heavy clothing, sweetheart. You want the sexy lady to be comfortable, right?
Lisa: ...
Homer: I lie because I love.
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Place Mermaid Petting Zoo
Auto starts
Marge: Look, Maggie: a mermaid petting zoo.
Sea Captain: Treacherous creatures, they be. Beautiful, to be sure. But they'll lure you to your death upon the rocks. And feast upon your salty corpse.
Marge: On second thought, let's walk far away from the nice nautical man.
Note: With the following items, you can place your already own ones by storing it and placing it back.
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Ice Age
After completing Land of the Lard Pt. 4 and the user logs in on May 30th
Auto starts
Hollis Hurlbut: We're pulling all sorts of incredible things from out of our past.
Hollis Hurlbut: Why don't you go get me the coolest thing you can find!
Task: Place a Small Iceberg
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A Mammoth Ranch
After completing Land of the Lard Pt. 4 and the user logs in on June 5th
Bart starts
Hollis Hurlbut: There are some truly mammoth looking animals in the past.
Hollis Hurlbut: Now let's see if we can eat them. Go get a gate to pen them in!
Task: Place a Frontier Gate
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Medieval Camping Trip
After completing Land of the Lard Pt. 4 and the user logs in on June 14th
Bart starts
Hollis Hurlbut: Let's head back to the crusades and get some of those awesome war tents! It's camping season!
Hollis Hurlbut: Wait a minute! The guillotine was invented in the 18th century! How did the Middle Ages get them?
Bart: Oh sure, every screw up in the spacetime continuum is my fault! Just because I'm the guy with the time machine!
Task: Place a Medieval Tent
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Mayan Botany
After completing Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 5 and the user logs in on June 17th
Bart starts
Hollis Hurlbut: Interesting culture those Mayans! Really open to trade away some interesting trees, and they accept Springfield dollars!
Bart: They barter in jokes too! I gave them a really funny apocalypse idea.
Task: Place an Exotic Tree
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Come on Baby Light My Pyre
After completing Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 5 and Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 4 and the user logs in on June 19th
Bart starts
Bart: I would literally KILL to get out of tomorrow's math test.
Mayan God: Now you're speaking my language, kid!
Task: Place a Pyre
