Treehouse of Horror XXXI: School Days, Hell Daze Walkthrough
The Devil is in the Details
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Skinner: Okay, set those digital whiteboards up over there. Gently…gently…
Lisa: Digital whiteboards, new computers for every student… Mr. Skinner, did the school win its lawsuit against Burns Slant Drilling?
Skinner: No, Lisa. Sadly, it turns out Mr. Burns locked up all Native American property rights decades ago...
Skinner: ...so the school being built on top of an ancient burial ground is NOT going to finally pay off.
Lisa: Gee, that's…too bad. Then how is the school paying for all this fancy new equipment?
Skinner: We, uh, have a new partnership with a very financially well-off neighboring school district.
Lisa: Shelbyville doesn't have any money, and although half of Europe seems to be located in Springfield now, I don't think they count either.
Skinner: Can't we just have nice things for once?
Lisa: In a public school? No.
Skinner: Uh, just run along now, Lisa. School is no place for children to be asking questions.
Task: Make Lisa Get to the Bottom of This
Time: 60s
Location: Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Town Hall or Brown House
Lisa: I've tracked down the superintendent of this flimflam school district, and it's…the devil?!
Old Scratch: Well, one of 'em. I'm the scarier one. You can call me Old Scratch.
Lisa: I don't plan on calling you at all.
Old Scratch: Oh, you will. There are so many portals between Springfield and Hell, you really can't avoid me.
Lisa: I can't believe Principal Skinner allowed this!
Chalmers: Please. Making deals with the devil is way above Seymour's pay grade.
Lisa: Superintendent Chalmers, you must know how devil stories always play out.
Chalmers: No worries. We have a legally binding contract. This deal's on the up and up.
Old Scratch: Or should we say the down and down below. Heh, heh!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 1
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Ned: Bart, as your substitute teacher, we need to talk.
Bart: I didn't do it!
Ned: I know you didn't.
Bart: Sorry, that's my knee-jerk response.
Ned: Springfield Elementary has merged with the Bad Place. So…you're headed to our new sister school.
Bart: I don't do well with sisters.
Ned: You don't have to worry about your sister. The redistricting line actually cuts right through the middle of your house. Lisa's not going.
Bart: Cool!
Ned: But Bart Simpson…you're going straight to Heck!
Task: Collect Magic Runes
Task: Make Bart Hell Portal to Hellementary School
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Hellscape, Town Hall or Brown House
Lisa: Miss Hoover! Half of the class is being portaled to Hell!
Miss Hoover: Don't think of it as "portaled to Hell", think of it as "escaping the misery in Springfield" — lucky brats.
Milhouse: At least we're getting some new kids in return!
Lisa: Yes, but that new girl seems a little strange.
Greta Wolfcastle: What's strange about twisting her head 360 degrees and vomiting hot embers?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 2
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Hell Teacher: Class, I'd like to introduce our new transfer student: Beelzebart Simpson.
Beelzebart: Whaddup, down-under dorks?
Hell Teacher: He's from the mortal realm of Springfield.
Hell Teacher: Now Spike, you were explaining how you would torment innocent children?
Hell Boy: Yes. You toss the bees nest right where the kid's playing. The bees get angry and they start stinging the kid.
Beelzebart: That's it? The bees sting him?
Hell Boy: Yeah! Stinging hurts. Nobody likes hurt.
Beelzebart: Boring! The best torments combine physical AND mental "hurt"!
Hell Boy: I s'pose you got a better idea?
Task: Collect Magic Runes
Task: Make Bart Explain Twisted Torments
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House
Beelzebart: …so that way when the bee stings him, his pants fall down in front of the girls' locker room, and they all laugh!
Hell Teacher: Class, Beelzebart's prank is only theoretical…
Beelzebart: Nuh-uh. I've done it.
Hell Boy and Girl: *gasp*
Hell Teacher: I think we may have a new star pupil in our midst!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 3
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Sherri and Terri: Why does the new girl get a nap time and we don't?
Martin: And why does her nap include floating four feet off the ground while spewing ash and cinders?!
Miss Hoover: Nap or not, it's time she turns in her homework assignment!
Lisa: Don't wake her up! She's gonna blow!
Task: Collect Magic Runes
Task: Make Kids Look Up Exorcism Videos
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Springfield Library, Springfield High School or Brown House
If the user has Miss Hoover: Task: Make Miss Hoover Grade Vomit-Encrusted Homework
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Moe's Tavern, Springfield Library or Brown House
Martin: This is worse than being beaten up for my lunch money!
Miss Hoover: A floor covered in green vomit does make one yearn for the good old days.
Lisa: I'm not sure how, but this has Bart Simpson written all over it.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 4
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Bart: So then I said, "That's not the only place you can stick a pitchfork!" The teacher gave me an A+!
Homer: Way to go, boy!
Marge: Mmmm…I like this strange new sensation of being proud of my son!
Lisa: Mom, this isn't fair! Bart gets to go to fun school, while I have to sit next to a floating vomit queen from Hell — literally from Hell!
Lisa: "Literally" in the sense that it's 100% accurate. Not how dad uses "literally".
Homer: I literally don't know what you mean.
Task: Collect Magic Runes
Task: Make Bart Brag About His Success Some More
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Find a Way Into Hell
Time: 1h
Location: Cursed Desk
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 5
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Old Scratch: Hey, you're that smart, goody two-shoes from Springfield. We don't need your kind here!
Lisafer: This is Hell? Doesn't seem so scary.
Old Scratch: I try very hard to make it horrific and you insult me.
Lisafer: Sorry.
Old Scratch: I'm surprised you'd want to be stuck here in Hell forever. Just like your brother.
Lisafer: Wait, does Bart know he's going to be stuck here forever?
Old Scratch: You mortals really need to learn to read the fine print.
Old Scratch: I should boil the both of you, but I'm a deal-making fool! Let's do some business…
Task: Collect Magic Runes
Task: Make Lisa Make a Deal With Old Scratch
Time: 1h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House
If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Make a Deal With Lisa
Time: 1h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House
Lisafer: So in order to save Bart's soul I have to fail out of Hellementary School?
Old Scratch: Yes, miserable failure is prized here.
Old Scratch: Pass even one class and you and your brother will both be stuck here forever.
Lisafer: That fights every fiber in my body but I love a challenge! Time to fail away!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Skinner: Okay, set those digital whiteboards up over there. Gently…gently…
Lisa: Digital whiteboards, new computers for every student… Mr. Skinner, did the school win its lawsuit against Burns Slant Drilling?
Skinner: No, Lisa. Sadly, it turns out Mr. Burns locked up all Native American property rights decades ago...
Skinner: ...so the school being built on top of an ancient burial ground is NOT going to finally pay off.
Lisa: Gee, that's…too bad. Then how is the school paying for all this fancy new equipment?
Skinner: We, uh, have a new partnership with a very financially well-off neighboring school district.
Lisa: Shelbyville doesn't have any money, and although half of Europe seems to be located in Springfield now, I don't think they count either.
Skinner: Can't we just have nice things for once?
Lisa: In a public school? No.
Skinner: Uh, just run along now, Lisa. School is no place for children to be asking questions.
Task: Make Lisa Get to the Bottom of This
Time: 60s
Location: Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Town Hall or Brown House
Lisa: I've tracked down the superintendent of this flimflam school district, and it's…the devil?!
Old Scratch: Well, one of 'em. I'm the scarier one. You can call me Old Scratch.
Lisa: I don't plan on calling you at all.
Old Scratch: Oh, you will. There are so many portals between Springfield and Hell, you really can't avoid me.
Lisa: I can't believe Principal Skinner allowed this!
Chalmers: Please. Making deals with the devil is way above Seymour's pay grade.
Lisa: Superintendent Chalmers, you must know how devil stories always play out.
Chalmers: No worries. We have a legally binding contract. This deal's on the up and up.
Old Scratch: Or should we say the down and down below. Heh, heh!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 1
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Ned: Bart, as your substitute teacher, we need to talk.
Bart: I didn't do it!
Ned: I know you didn't.
Bart: Sorry, that's my knee-jerk response.
Ned: Springfield Elementary has merged with the Bad Place. So…you're headed to our new sister school.
Bart: I don't do well with sisters.
Ned: You don't have to worry about your sister. The redistricting line actually cuts right through the middle of your house. Lisa's not going.
Bart: Cool!
Ned: But Bart Simpson…you're going straight to Heck!
Task: Collect Magic Runes
Task: Make Bart Hell Portal to Hellementary School
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Hellscape, Town Hall or Brown House
Lisa: Miss Hoover! Half of the class is being portaled to Hell!
Miss Hoover: Don't think of it as "portaled to Hell", think of it as "escaping the misery in Springfield" — lucky brats.
Milhouse: At least we're getting some new kids in return!
Lisa: Yes, but that new girl seems a little strange.
Greta Wolfcastle: What's strange about twisting her head 360 degrees and vomiting hot embers?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 2
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Hell Teacher: Class, I'd like to introduce our new transfer student: Beelzebart Simpson.
Beelzebart: Whaddup, down-under dorks?
Hell Teacher: He's from the mortal realm of Springfield.
Hell Teacher: Now Spike, you were explaining how you would torment innocent children?
Hell Boy: Yes. You toss the bees nest right where the kid's playing. The bees get angry and they start stinging the kid.
Beelzebart: That's it? The bees sting him?
Hell Boy: Yeah! Stinging hurts. Nobody likes hurt.
Beelzebart: Boring! The best torments combine physical AND mental "hurt"!
Hell Boy: I s'pose you got a better idea?
Task: Collect Magic Runes
Task: Make Bart Explain Twisted Torments
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House
Beelzebart: …so that way when the bee stings him, his pants fall down in front of the girls' locker room, and they all laugh!
Hell Teacher: Class, Beelzebart's prank is only theoretical…
Beelzebart: Nuh-uh. I've done it.
Hell Boy and Girl: *gasp*
Hell Teacher: I think we may have a new star pupil in our midst!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 3
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Sherri and Terri: Why does the new girl get a nap time and we don't?
Martin: And why does her nap include floating four feet off the ground while spewing ash and cinders?!
Miss Hoover: Nap or not, it's time she turns in her homework assignment!
Lisa: Don't wake her up! She's gonna blow!
Task: Collect Magic Runes
Task: Make Kids Look Up Exorcism Videos
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Springfield Library, Springfield High School or Brown House
If the user has Miss Hoover: Task: Make Miss Hoover Grade Vomit-Encrusted Homework
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Moe's Tavern, Springfield Library or Brown House
Martin: This is worse than being beaten up for my lunch money!
Miss Hoover: A floor covered in green vomit does make one yearn for the good old days.
Lisa: I'm not sure how, but this has Bart Simpson written all over it.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 4
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Bart: So then I said, "That's not the only place you can stick a pitchfork!" The teacher gave me an A+!
Homer: Way to go, boy!
Marge: Mmmm…I like this strange new sensation of being proud of my son!
Lisa: Mom, this isn't fair! Bart gets to go to fun school, while I have to sit next to a floating vomit queen from Hell — literally from Hell!
Lisa: "Literally" in the sense that it's 100% accurate. Not how dad uses "literally".
Homer: I literally don't know what you mean.
Task: Collect Magic Runes
Task: Make Bart Brag About His Success Some More
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Find a Way Into Hell
Time: 1h
Location: Cursed Desk
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 5
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Old Scratch: Hey, you're that smart, goody two-shoes from Springfield. We don't need your kind here!
Lisafer: This is Hell? Doesn't seem so scary.
Old Scratch: I try very hard to make it horrific and you insult me.
Lisafer: Sorry.
Old Scratch: I'm surprised you'd want to be stuck here in Hell forever. Just like your brother.
Lisafer: Wait, does Bart know he's going to be stuck here forever?
Old Scratch: You mortals really need to learn to read the fine print.
Old Scratch: I should boil the both of you, but I'm a deal-making fool! Let's do some business…
Task: Collect Magic Runes
Task: Make Lisa Make a Deal With Old Scratch
Time: 1h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House
If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Make a Deal With Lisa
Time: 1h
Location: Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House
Lisafer: So in order to save Bart's soul I have to fail out of Hellementary School?
Old Scratch: Yes, miserable failure is prized here.
Old Scratch: Pass even one class and you and your brother will both be stuck here forever.
Lisafer: That fights every fiber in my body but I love a challenge! Time to fail away!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
