Treehouse of Horror XXXIII: The True Meaning of Halloween Walkthrough
Too Cool for Ghoul
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Marge: Hurry up, everyone! Once we finish shopping for Halloween treats, I have another treat — Krusty's new Halloween special!
Krusty: It's "special" because it's a thirty-minute commercial for my Krustyland Halloween Horror Night — with commercials.
Krusty: Don't worry kids. There will be gore galore! You'll be wetting your pants more than you already do!
Bart: That sounds awesome! I'm bringing diapers so I don't miss a thing!
Krusty: Butcha gotta watch my special first!
Homer: Halloween is the new "it" holiday.
Ned: Yep, I'm even into it!
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, who are you dressing up as?
Ned: Polystar Pictures' latest superhero sensation: Stigmata Man!
Ned: I shoot bloody webs from my palms making Jerusalem safe from Roman sentries everywhere!
Lisa: Sounds very kid friendly.
Task: Make Homer Shop for a Sexy Costume for Marge
Time: 6s
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Shop for Halloween Lights
Time: 6s
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Shop for a Scary Costume
Time: 6s
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
Task: Make Lisa Shop for a Meaningful Costume
Time: 6s
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
Task: Make Flanders Shop for Fake Blood
Time: 6s
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
Marge: My delightful orange and purple lights really capture the spirit of Halloween.
Homer: Yeah, but the neighbors are capturing your spirit and taking it to frightening heights!
Lisa: They built an entire insane asylum!
Marge: That's it! I'm going back to the Halloween store.
Homer: The one that used to be a toy store? Or the one that used to be a bookstore? Or the one that's a tent in what used to be the drive-in theatre?
Marge: I'm going to them all!
Bart: Now who's insane?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 1
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Helen Lovejoy: Marge Simpson — back at the Halloween store… again?
Marge: Don't you start with me, Helen! And get your bony hands off that breakdancing skeleton. I saw it first.
Helen Lovejoy: You're a little too late to the Halloween party — it's mine!
Agnes: Sorry, ladies! You snooze you lose!
Marge: I didn't know "You snooze you lose" rules applied at the Halloween store.
Agnes: They apply everywhere!
Helen Lovejoy: Over my dead body!
Agnes: That rule can be arranged too.
Marge: Maybe then you wouldn't need the skeleton, Helen!
Task: Collect Halloween Candy
Task: Make Moms Shop for Bigger Halloween Decorations
Time: 4h
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
Task: Make Lisa Wonder What Decorations Moms Are Buying
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Lisa: What super spooky stuff did you get this time, Mom?
Bart: An axe-toting werewolf? A maggot-filled coffin?
Marge: Uh…two plastic jack-o-lanterns and an inflatable candy corn.
Bart: What?! That's so lame!
Lisa: I honestly didn't care before, but now I'm just sad for you and for us.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 2
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Marge: Homer, why are we back at the Halloween store?
Homer: We have to find you a sexy costume to match what I'm wearing.
Marge: I thought you were going to be a cheeseburger?
Homer: A SEXY cheeseburger.
Marge: Can't I just go as Little Bo Peep or something?
Bernice Hibbert: Oh, Marge, sexy adult costumes are all the rage this year.
Bernice Hibbert: We're going as Sexy Pharaoh and Sexy Harem Girl.
Marge: I'm sure you'll be a very sexy Sexy Harem Girl, Bernice.
Dr. Hibbert: I'M the Sexy Harem Girl.
Dr. Hibbert: Trick or Treat, Marge. *chuckles*
Task: Collect Halloween Candy
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Shop for a Sexier Costume
Time: 4h
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
Task: Make Homer Try to Squeeze Into a Sexy Costume
Time: 4h
Location: SprawlSprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
Comic Book Guy: What are you supposed to be?
Homer: Sexy Cheeseburger.
Comic Book Guy: Not sexy at all! Your cheese isn't even oozing.
Homer: Maybe if I squeeze my thighs together. Grrrrumph… *squeezes thighs*
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 3
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Milhouse: I can't believe we're finally at Krustyland's Halloween Horror Night!
Bart: It's AWESOME! Where should we start? Decapitation Alley? Tower of Torture? The Hall of Severed Limbs?
Lisa: Ugh, this is so lame! It's all just commercialism and gore. Where's the real frights? The real dread!
Bart: That's a fair point.
Milhouse: You agree with her?
Bart: I know. That's frightening. But horrible things happen every Halloween around here. It's getting boring.
Milhouse: Last year there were awesome dinosaurs, human-animal hybrids, and cool sci-fi things!
Bart: Bor-ing!
Lisa: What are you getting at?
Bart: Just wait. You'll see.
Task: Collect Halloween Candy
Task: Make Lisa Pontificate on "Real Horror"
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Look For Where This Goes Sideways
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Be Scared of Plush Chainsaws
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 4
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Lisa: People of Springfield, embrace the true spirit of Halloween! Remember what it feels like to shake in your boots, have the hair stand up on your neck, and feel a cold shiver run down your spine!
Moe: I get all that just lookin' in the mirror every morning.
Lisa: I'm going to read you a tale from the original master of the macabre — Edgar Allan Poe!
Bart: That's your idea of a big scary Halloween — reading a book?!
Lisa: It's called "The Fall of the House of Usher" and it's going to scare the pants off you!
Homer: Too late. Pants are already off.
Task: Collect Halloween Candy
Task: Make Lisa Give a Dramatic Reading
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
Task: Make Springfielders Listen Raptly
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
Task: Make Homer Try to Pull His Pants Back On
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 5
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Lisa: "His heart is a suspended lute; As soon as you touch it, it resonates!"
Comic Book Guy: What is happening in this story? Lutes?! Resonating?!
Lenny: Yeah! Get to the zombies eating brains already!
Comic Book Guy: At least throw in some intergalactic parasites!
Lisa: There are no zombies and no parasites in this story.
Comic Book Guy: Worst Halloween ever!
Lenny: Agreed. Let's get outta here!
Task: Collect Halloween Candy
Task: Make Springfielders Get Bored and Leave
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Try to Keep Their Attention
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
Lisa: Wait! Come back! Don't you get it? Roderick, Madeline, and the house all share ONE SOUL!
Homer: It would be so much cooler if that house went to the lake and killed some teenagers.
Lisa: Oh, what's the use? No one will ever understand the nature of true horror.
Edgar Allan Poe: Don't be so certain, my young friend!
Lisa: *gasp* Edgar Allan Poe!
Edgar Allan Poe: In the flesh! Although I confess I have no idea the how or why of it.
Lisa: Let's not worry about that. You're here!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Marge: Hurry up, everyone! Once we finish shopping for Halloween treats, I have another treat — Krusty's new Halloween special!
Krusty: It's "special" because it's a thirty-minute commercial for my Krustyland Halloween Horror Night — with commercials.
Krusty: Don't worry kids. There will be gore galore! You'll be wetting your pants more than you already do!
Bart: That sounds awesome! I'm bringing diapers so I don't miss a thing!
Krusty: Butcha gotta watch my special first!
Homer: Halloween is the new "it" holiday.
Ned: Yep, I'm even into it!
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, who are you dressing up as?
Ned: Polystar Pictures' latest superhero sensation: Stigmata Man!
Ned: I shoot bloody webs from my palms making Jerusalem safe from Roman sentries everywhere!
Lisa: Sounds very kid friendly.
Task: Make Homer Shop for a Sexy Costume for Marge
Time: 6s
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Shop for Halloween Lights
Time: 6s
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Shop for a Scary Costume
Time: 6s
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
Task: Make Lisa Shop for a Meaningful Costume
Time: 6s
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
Task: Make Flanders Shop for Fake Blood
Time: 6s
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
Marge: My delightful orange and purple lights really capture the spirit of Halloween.
Homer: Yeah, but the neighbors are capturing your spirit and taking it to frightening heights!
Lisa: They built an entire insane asylum!
Marge: That's it! I'm going back to the Halloween store.
Homer: The one that used to be a toy store? Or the one that used to be a bookstore? Or the one that's a tent in what used to be the drive-in theatre?
Marge: I'm going to them all!
Bart: Now who's insane?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 1
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Helen Lovejoy: Marge Simpson — back at the Halloween store… again?
Marge: Don't you start with me, Helen! And get your bony hands off that breakdancing skeleton. I saw it first.
Helen Lovejoy: You're a little too late to the Halloween party — it's mine!
Agnes: Sorry, ladies! You snooze you lose!
Marge: I didn't know "You snooze you lose" rules applied at the Halloween store.
Agnes: They apply everywhere!
Helen Lovejoy: Over my dead body!
Agnes: That rule can be arranged too.
Marge: Maybe then you wouldn't need the skeleton, Helen!
Task: Collect Halloween Candy
Task: Make Moms Shop for Bigger Halloween Decorations
Time: 4h
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
Task: Make Lisa Wonder What Decorations Moms Are Buying
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Lisa: What super spooky stuff did you get this time, Mom?
Bart: An axe-toting werewolf? A maggot-filled coffin?
Marge: Uh…two plastic jack-o-lanterns and an inflatable candy corn.
Bart: What?! That's so lame!
Lisa: I honestly didn't care before, but now I'm just sad for you and for us.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 2
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Marge: Homer, why are we back at the Halloween store?
Homer: We have to find you a sexy costume to match what I'm wearing.
Marge: I thought you were going to be a cheeseburger?
Homer: A SEXY cheeseburger.
Marge: Can't I just go as Little Bo Peep or something?
Bernice Hibbert: Oh, Marge, sexy adult costumes are all the rage this year.
Bernice Hibbert: We're going as Sexy Pharaoh and Sexy Harem Girl.
Marge: I'm sure you'll be a very sexy Sexy Harem Girl, Bernice.
Dr. Hibbert: I'M the Sexy Harem Girl.
Dr. Hibbert: Trick or Treat, Marge. *chuckles*
Task: Collect Halloween Candy
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Shop for a Sexier Costume
Time: 4h
Location: Sprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
Task: Make Homer Try to Squeeze Into a Sexy Costume
Time: 4h
Location: SprawlSprawl Mart, Try-N-Save, Springfield Community Theater, Kwik-E-Mart or Shops
Comic Book Guy: What are you supposed to be?
Homer: Sexy Cheeseburger.
Comic Book Guy: Not sexy at all! Your cheese isn't even oozing.
Homer: Maybe if I squeeze my thighs together. Grrrrumph… *squeezes thighs*
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 3
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Milhouse: I can't believe we're finally at Krustyland's Halloween Horror Night!
Bart: It's AWESOME! Where should we start? Decapitation Alley? Tower of Torture? The Hall of Severed Limbs?
Lisa: Ugh, this is so lame! It's all just commercialism and gore. Where's the real frights? The real dread!
Bart: That's a fair point.
Milhouse: You agree with her?
Bart: I know. That's frightening. But horrible things happen every Halloween around here. It's getting boring.
Milhouse: Last year there were awesome dinosaurs, human-animal hybrids, and cool sci-fi things!
Bart: Bor-ing!
Lisa: What are you getting at?
Bart: Just wait. You'll see.
Task: Collect Halloween Candy
Task: Make Lisa Pontificate on "Real Horror"
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Look For Where This Goes Sideways
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Be Scared of Plush Chainsaws
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 4
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Lisa: People of Springfield, embrace the true spirit of Halloween! Remember what it feels like to shake in your boots, have the hair stand up on your neck, and feel a cold shiver run down your spine!
Moe: I get all that just lookin' in the mirror every morning.
Lisa: I'm going to read you a tale from the original master of the macabre — Edgar Allan Poe!
Bart: That's your idea of a big scary Halloween — reading a book?!
Lisa: It's called "The Fall of the House of Usher" and it's going to scare the pants off you!
Homer: Too late. Pants are already off.
Task: Collect Halloween Candy
Task: Make Lisa Give a Dramatic Reading
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
Task: Make Springfielders Listen Raptly
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
Task: Make Homer Try to Pull His Pants Back On
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The True Meaning of Halloween Pt. 5
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Lisa: "His heart is a suspended lute; As soon as you touch it, it resonates!"
Comic Book Guy: What is happening in this story? Lutes?! Resonating?!
Lenny: Yeah! Get to the zombies eating brains already!
Comic Book Guy: At least throw in some intergalactic parasites!
Lisa: There are no zombies and no parasites in this story.
Comic Book Guy: Worst Halloween ever!
Lenny: Agreed. Let's get outta here!
Task: Collect Halloween Candy
Task: Make Springfielders Get Bored and Leave
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Try to Keep Their Attention
Time: 4h
Location: Krustyland Entrance, Town Hall or Simpson House
Lisa: Wait! Come back! Don't you get it? Roderick, Madeline, and the house all share ONE SOUL!
Homer: It would be so much cooler if that house went to the lake and killed some teenagers.
Lisa: Oh, what's the use? No one will ever understand the nature of true horror.
Edgar Allan Poe: Don't be so certain, my young friend!
Lisa: *gasp* Edgar Allan Poe!
Edgar Allan Poe: In the flesh! Although I confess I have no idea the how or why of it.
Lisa: Let's not worry about that. You're here!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
