Treehouse of Horror 2015/XXVI ***WALKTHROUGH***

The Very Young Folk Pt. 1

Bart starts

Marge: Kids! Time to go to bed!
Bart: But there's still hours of TV to watch!
Marge: There's always hours of TV to watch, but tonight all kids have to go upstairs and stay there.
Bart: Man, when M'nthster and I rule this planet there will be no such thing as bedtime!
Bart: In fact, maybe our reign could begin...
Bart: Tonight!

Task: Make Bart Sneak Out to the Campfire
Time: 1h
Location: Spooky Campfire

Bart: Hey-ho, M'nthster-man! I got my pranking pants on and I'm ready to rock!
Bart: M'nthster?
Bart: Huh, where'd he go?
Reward: 100$ 100 Gummies

The Very Young Folk Pt. 2

Bart starts

Bart: Hey Lis, have you seen M'nthster?
Lisa: I was about to ask you the same thing.
Bart: Why are you looking for him?
Lisa: I think he's cast a spell or something on Mom and Dad.
Bart: He wouldn't do that. We were supposed to prank the town together. He wouldn't just do it without me.
Lisa: Well, our parents are acting very weird. The cupcakes mom made for the party are decorated to look like bo_obs.
Bart: That's just Mom being funny…
Lisa: And Dad took a shower!
Bart: What?! Okay, there is definitely something going on!

Task: Make Bart Search for M'nthster
Task: Make Lisa Search for M'nthster
Time: 6h
Location: Spooky Campfire
Reward: 100$ 100 Gummies

The Very Young Folk Pt. 3

After completing The Springfield Horror Pt. 1
Bart starts

Kang: Greetings Earth Children. We are looking for our cousin, M'nthster. We got a text that he was in this dimension.
Bart: Your cousin? But you're aliens. He's a trans-dimensional Elder God.
Kang: Is that what he told you?
Kodos: His brother C'thulhu is the Elder God.
Kang: M'nthster is what earthlings would call an “Assistant Manager” at the R'lyehian equivalent of a Kinko's Office.
Kodos: We have been sent to fetch him. It is time for the “meal of reckoning” on our planet Rigel 7.
Kang: Similar to your “Thanksgiving:” An elaborate meal eaten with extended family you don't particularly like.
Lisa: We're worried that M'nthster has bewitched our parents and turned them into drunken exhibitionists.
Kang: M'nthster? He has some rudimentary magic, but not enough to control another being's mind…
Kodos: Then again, remember their father?
Kang: Oooooh yes.
Kang: Hahahahahaha!
Kodos: Hahahahahaha!
Bart: C'mon Lis, we don't have time to listen to these drooling dome-heads.

Task: Make Bart Search for M'nthster
Task: Make Lisa Search for M'nthster
Time: 6h
Location: Spooky Campfire

Lisa: I'm getting really worried about Mom and Dad!
Bart: I can't believe my new bestie is just a lame space loser.
Reward: 100$ 100 Gummies

The Very Young Folk Pt. 4

After completing The Springfield Horror Pt. 2
Lisa starts

Lisa: What did M'nthster do?! Everyone's gone crazy!
Bart: Wolfcastle is dressed up like Jessica Rabbit and it looks like he's loving it.
Milhouse: Skinner's mom is dressed up like Amy Winehouse and she's actually pulling it off!
Ralph: My mommy shouldn't wear fishnet stockings!
Ralph: Neither should my daddy!
Lisa: They're obviously possessed. We've got to put a stop to this!

Task: Make Youngsters Search for M'nthster
Time: 6h
Location: Spooky Campfire

Bart: He's a giant dragon-crab with tentacles on his face. How can he be this hard to find!?
Reward: 100$ 100 Gummies

The Very Young Folk Pt. 5

Bart starts

M'nthster: I hear you've been looking for me.
Bart: Dude! We were supposed to hang out! What kind of friend stands up his bud?
Bart: Also, not cool enchanting my parents. Not. Cool
M'nthster: It may not have been cool. But it was incredibly easy to enchant every adult in this town.
M'nthster: I didn't even have to cast a spell. They changed at a mere thought. Sometimes even before I thought of it.
M'nthster: My powers are obviously growing stronger.
M'nthster: And so to answer your question of what kind of friend does that...
M'nthster: A friend who has grown all-powerful and no longer needs friends.
M'nthster: Now cower at the glory of my rising!


Task: Reach level 15 and Place Squidport Entrance
Task: Place the Sunken Temple

Lisa: Oh Bart, this is not good.
Bart: I'm not afraid of him.
Bart: Oooh! I have a temple! I have powers!
Bart: He's going down.
System Message: Continue the story in Act 3!

Reward: 100$ 100 Gummies

The Springfield Horror Pt. 1

After completing The Very Young Folk Pt. 1
Homer starts

Marge: Okay Homie, they're all asleep…
Marge: Light it up!
Homer: My masterpiece lives!


Task: Make Homer Plug in the Lights at Everscream Terrors
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Place the Everscream Terrors House

Homer: That's the signal to let all the adults in Springfield know...

Reward: 100$ 100 Gummies

The Springfield Horror Pt. 2

Homer starts

Marge: The change is upon us!

Task: Make Adults Gather at the Simpsons House
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House
Characters: Homer, Marge, Grampa, Luann, Kirk, Holiday Homer, Witch Marge, Squirrel Luann, Acorn Kirk

Luann: Tonight I can fulfill my fantasy of being a sexy temptress!
Kirk: And I get to be dominated by a sexy temptress.
Luann: Is that your fantasy? To be told what to do?
Kirk: Hmm, not really...
Luann: ...
Kirk: I mean, yes ma'am!
Reward: 100$ 100 Gummies

The Springfield Horror Pt. 3

Homer starts

Moe: Hey Springfield Partiers! Don't forget to stop by ol' Moe's! We got a lot of specials!
Moe: A dollar off any pitcher you chug, and if you buy four pitchers you can sleep in my gutter for free!
Apu: And come to the Kwik-E-Mart for all you pre and post-party needs. Breath mints and cologne before, ice packs and antacids for after!
Krusty: And of course, the Krusty Burger is going to get in on the debauchery.
Krusty: With all our burgers, we're serving forget-me-fries. So you and all your co-workers can forget the unspeakable things you did while hammered at the office party.


Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Craft Moe's Terror
Task: Craft Kill-E-Mart
Task: Craft Krusty Murder
Reward: 100$ 100 Gummies

The Springfield Horror Pt. 4

Apu starts

Apu: Here is a treat for grown-ups. Candy from the local… uh… dispensary. It's medical fun!
Moe: Look at that, a guy dressed like Star Lord is having a vicious bar fight with some dude dressed like a Minion.
Moe: I love this night!
Krusty: And everyone looks so sexy!
Krusty: Is that Barney feeding Krusty Nuggets to Selma!
Krusty: Must wash eyes!!

Task: Make Adults Unwind With Wine
Time: 2h
Location: Moe's Terror
Characters: Homer, Holiday Homer, Carl, Willy, Sea Captain, Lenny
Task: Make Adults Have Fun with Cameras
Time: 4h
Location: Kill-E-Mart
Characters: Homer, Holiday Homer, Witch Marge, Marge, Cletus, Krusty, Comic Book Guy
Task: Make Adults Play with Food
Time: 1h
Location: Krusty Murder
Characters: Homer, Holiday Homer, Skinner, Comic Book Guy, Wiggum, Quimby

Krusty: It sure is nice to see Springfielders finally let their hair down.
Apu: Yes, it is.
Krusty: It's also a little disgusting...
Apu: Oh yes. Very hard on the eyes.
Reward: 100$ 100 Gummies

The Sandwich Horror

Homer starts

Homer: Okay, yes, I have misplaced my pants… but I was able to fashion a loin cloth from this feather boa someone dropped on the ground.
Marge: Homie, maybe everyone should come back to our house now. The street has become very wobbly.
Barney: Yeah, and it's covered in puke. Most of it mine.
Lisa: Dad?!
Homer: Run! It's my daughter. She 'thinks-I'm-perfect-I-don't-wanna-disappoint-her. Oops, dropped my boa.

Task: Make Adults Gather at the Simpsons House
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson Home
Characters: Homer, Marge, Grampa, Luann, Kirk, Holiday Homer, Witch Marge, Squirrel Luann, Acorn Kirk

Bart: Lisa! Did you find Mom and Dad?
Lisa: Yeah. I… saw them…
Bart: Were they okay? How'd they look?
Lisa: Don't ask me how they looked. Don't ever ask me how they looked.
Bart: That's it! We're going to find M'nthster and kick his scaly as_s!
Bart: I assume it's scaly, though he is a bit of mish-mash of body types. It could be… feathered…
Lisa: Let's just go!

Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples

The Blameless City Pt. 1

After completing The Sandwich Horror
Auto starts

Bart: Lisa, any ideas on how to beat an all-powerful trans-dimensional, but also alien, being?!
Lisa: We won't have to face him alone…
Lisa: Skyfinger will fight with us.
Bart: You're right. Forget that puny Elder God - Skyfinger is our one true god!
Lisa: Good idea: butter 'em up.
Bart: That's how I do!
Bart: Skyfinger rules!

Task: Tap M'nthster to Knock Him Out of the Sky


Bart: Now, men… and girl, victory is within reach! Who is with me?
Nelson: You have my punches!
Milhouse: And my slaps!
Ralph: And my peanut butter and butter sandwich!
Ralph: Oops, I already eated that.
Bart: To battle!
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples

The Blameless City Pt. 2

After completing The Blameless City Pt. 1
Auto starts

Bart: So Lisa, I don't know if you heard me shouting about how we are going to defeat M'nthster.
Lisa: I did. It was very stirring.
Bart: Any ideas on how we might actually do that?
Lisa: Well, he's the god of Halloween, right? There's one thing that always gets rid of Halloween…
Lisa: Christmas.

Task: Defeat M'nthster at the Campfire


On job start:
Lisa: He's losing strength! Throw more tinsel at him!
Bart: Sing the parts of Christmas Carols that we know!
Bart: Hark how the bells, la, la, la-bells, la, la, la, la, Christmas is here.

On job end:
M'nthster: What is wrong with my adult minions? Why aren't they rushing to my defense?
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples

The Blameless City Pt. 3

After completing The Blameless City Pt. 2
Auto starts

Lisa: He's flown back to his temple. We've got him cornered.
Bart: C'mon, let's sink that horrible thing while we still have a chance.
Lisa: Really? Sink it? But it looks so cool…
Bart: Lisa!
Lisa: Okay, okay, you're right. Sink it!

Task: Tap on the Sunken Temple


Lisa: Kang, Kodos, I'm sorry to tell you we have killed your cousin.
Kang: Oh don't be sorry, we hate that guy.
Kodos: Also, he is immortal. Did we not mention that?
Kang: He won't be back until the stars are in alignment once again.
Kodos: Until then, you won't have to worry about him. He's probably hiding in embarrassment.
Kang: He really is a wuss.
System Message: Check the Sunken Temple for M'nthster's return and be ready to battle again!

Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples

The Blameless City Pt. 4

Lisa starts

Lisa: I thought you said we wouldn't have to worry.
Kang: You do not have to worry about M'nthster. These are his star spawn. They can be nasty.
Kodos: Tap, tap while you still can!

Task: Tap Star Spawn

Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples

At this point you're qualified for recieving the Takedown on November 18th at 1am GMT.

The Blameless City Pt. 5

After the user logs in on November 17th at 1am GMT
Bart starts

Bart: Hold your ground, Children of Springfield!
Bart: There may come a day when evil squid-gods take control of our town!
Bart: But it is not this day!
Bart: A day when our scantily-clad parents prance about in an unending ballet of embarrassment!
Bart: But it is not this day!
Bart: By all that is normal and fun about Halloween…
Bart: I bid you TAP children of Springfield!!

Task: Defeat M'nthster and Sink the Sunken Temple
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples

Something Strange in the Neighborhood

After completing The Blameless City Pt. 2
Bart starts

Bart: Is that it? Did we do it? I don't see any more nightmares on the streets.
Lisa: I don't think so. It couldn't be that easy.
Martin: Look! They're hiding in the neighborhoods!
Bart: Thanks a lot, Lisa.
Lisa: Hey, just 'cause I was right doesn't mean I made it happen!

Task: Send Kids to Hunt Nightmares
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House


Lisa: We're making progress! Keep doing what you're doing.
Lisa: Except you, Ralph, stop eating them.
Ralph: The wiggly spaghetti is biting the inside of my tummy.
Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples

Prize Track Completed

After completing The Blameless City Pt. 4
After unlocking the Re-Neducation Center
Auto starts

Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
Kang: Foolish human! You are rich in Rigellian Thanksgiving garbage.
Kodos: Amazing what you can do with your tiny, suckerless fingers!
Kang: All that's left is to trade it to us for these lightly used, but still great condition, interstellar gewgaws.
Kodos: GEWGAWS!!
Kang: Hahahahahaha!
Kodos: Hahahahahaha!
System Message: Halloween is almost over, hurry and craft your prizes while you can!


Event Ending Reminder

After completing The Blameless City Pt. 4
After the user logs in on November 14
Auto starts

Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
Nelson: My punching arm is exhausted and I'm all out of noogies.
Milhouse: I've scratched and slapped myself ragged.
Lisa: Hang in there, the stars are almost out of alignment. One thing that will always be true…
Lisa: An event cannot last forever…
System Message: Only 3 more days until the event is over, hurry and grab your prizes while you can!


Event Takedown Reminder

After completing The Blameless City Pt. 4
After the user logs in on November 18
Auto starts

Reward: 100$ 100 Candy Apples
Homer: Ugh, my head…
Lisa: Dad! You're okay!
Bart: Yeah, thanks to us. We saved you from that tentacle-faced loser-god.
Homer: You did what from the what now?
Lisa: We accidentally summoned an entity that took control of you and all the grown-ups.
Bart: That's why you guys were all acting so weird last night.
Lisa: But we beat it and now everything is back to normal.
Homer: Kids, we weren't being controlled. That's how we act every year.
Homer: Grown-ups have appropriated Halloween as our “free pass” night.
Bart: So you weren't under the influence of an ancient evil?
Homer: No! We only get one fun day in a whole boring year so we always go a little too crazy.
Homer: Now, Daddy needs a little nap.
Lisa: Maybe you should take off your make-up first.
Homer: Good tip. Wake me in time for the next event.

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 1

After completing The Call of the Campfire Pt. 4

Kang: Kodos, my sister! The Meal Of Reckoning is almost upon us! Relatives throughout this Universe shall gather in this place for fellowship.
Kang: And this place is a mess!
Kang: It is time we talk about your hoarding.
Kodos: I am not a hoarder! I just feel safer surrounded by tottering stacks of past years' Halloween junk.
Kodos: But I can be reasonable: I'll get rid of old stuff by trading it for this year's spooky crap.
Kang: But then we'll be surrounded by tottering stacks of this year's crap.
Kodos: IT'S BAD LUCK NOT TO BE!


Task: Craft the Spooky Grove
Reward:

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 2

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 1

Task: Craft the Spooky House

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 3

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 2

Task: Craft Hugo

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 4

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 3 and the user logs in on October 20

Task: Craft the Wailing Wall

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 5

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 4

Task: Craft Halloween Balloons

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 6

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 5

Task: Craft the Jack-O-Lantern

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 7

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 6

Task: Craft the Spooky Wall

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 8

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 7 and the user logs in on November 4

Task: Craft the Biohazard Tower

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 9

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 8

Task: Craft the Biohazard Wall

A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 10

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 9

Task: Craft U.B.O.


Getting Wood Pt. 1

After completing The Call Of The Campfire Pt. 8

Task: Upgrade the Spooky Campfire to Level 4
Reward: 100 XP and 100 S'mores/Elder God Candies/Candy Apples

Getting Wood Pt. 2

After completing Getting Wood Pt. 1

Task: Upgrade the Spooky Campfire to Level 5
Reward: 100 XP and 100 S'mores/Elder God Candies/Candy Apples

Getting Wood Pt. 3

After completing Getting Wood Pt. 2

Task: Upgrade the Spooky Campfire to Level 10
Reward: 100 XP and 100 S'mores/Elder God Candies/Candy Apples

Getting Wood Pt. 4

After completing Getting Wood Pt. 3

Task: Upgrade the Spooky Campfire to Level 15
Reward: 100 XP and 100 S'mores/Elder God Candies/Candy Apples

Getting Wood Pt. 5

After completing Getting Wood Pt. 4

Task: Upgrade the Spooky Campfire to Level 20
Reward: 100 XP and 100 S'mores/Elder God Candies/Candy Apples

Getting Wood Pt. 6

After completing Getting Wood Pt. 5 (the quest loops)

Task: Upgrade the Spooky Campfire 5 Times
Reward: 100 XP and 100 S'mores/Elder God Candies/Candy Apples


After completing The Call of the Campfire Pt. 5 and the user logs in on October 12 at 9am BST
Shopkeeper's Challenges (House of Evil owned)
System Message: The Evil Shopkeeper's Challenges await! Take these resources as thanks for building his shop.

Reward: Crafting Resources: http://puu.sh/kH05V.png
Shopkeeper's Challenges (House of Evil not owned)
System Message: The Evil Shopkeeper's Challenges await! Build this House of Evil to get started.

Reward: House of Evil

The Boy who LARP'd Pt. 1

Auto starts

Wizard Martin: With my robe and staff, my raiment is complete.
Wizard Martin: Now, to gather like-minded fellows who would partake in my adventure and enjoy the protection of my mage-powers.
Wizard Martin: To The Place Of Awakening!

Task: Make Wizard Martin Search for Adventuring Companions
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Bart: Oh Martin, you constantly top your own lameness.
Wizard Martin: I'd tread lightly, good man. You can't be sure this is just a costume. You can't say for certain that I cannot curse you!
Bart: Actually, I can.

The Boy who LARP'd Pt. 2

Martin starts

Wizard Martin: Step aside, I go now to the Place Of Awakening.
Bart: Where's that?
Wizard Martin: That's what I call the coffee place.

Task: Reach Level 14 and Build The Java Server
Task: Make Wizard Martin Search for Friends Online
Time: 4h
Location: Java Server

Wizard Martin: What's this? Doth my screen deceive me? Someone is seeking a mage of my power level and mana-capacity!

The Boy who LARP'd Pt. 3

Martin starts

Comic Book Guy: So you seek to join my fellowship. First you must prove your worth. And know, brave mage, that I am demanding beyond all imagining and reason!
Wizard Martin: I am not afeared. My costume is most authentic and of the utmost correctness. My spells are based on research of esoteric books and wizard-type movies.
Comic Book Guy: I am intrigued. Let the testing begin!

Task: Make Wizard Martin Prove his Worth
Time: 4h

Comic Book Guy: Most impressive. You remind me of myself, when I was still but an XXL.
Wizard Martin: Have I passed your test?

The Boy who LARP'd Pt. 4

Martin starts

Comic Book Guy: You have passed the first test. But it takes more than knowledge of spells and the use of flash paper! You must also possess a mind as sharp as Valyrian steel.
Wizard Martin: A test of knowledge? Perhaps you haven't noticed: I. Am. A. Nerd.
Comic Book Guy: Many have said that, but many break under my demanding focus on minutiae. I am known throughout the land as: “The Nit Picker.”
Wizard Martin: Then I say, pick away!

Task: Make Wizard Martin Ace an Online Trivia Test
Time: 4h
Location: Androids Dungeon

Comic Book Guy: Good, good, Han shot first… You spelled Khazad-dum correctly…
Comic Book Guy: You accurately translated “The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald” into Elvish.
Wizard Martin: Did I pass?
Comic Book Guy: You did, young padawan, but one test remains.

The Boy who LARP'd Pt. 5

Martin starts

Comic Book Guy: You are a worthy role-player. But ultimately it all comes down to…
Comic Book Guy: Single combat.

Task: Build the Android's Dungeon
Task: Make Wizard Martin and Comic Book Guy Engage in Single Combat
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Requires: Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy: Wow, (PANT) you're good. (WHEEZE) We've been goin' at it for what? Five… minutes?
Wizard Martin: I dunno… I can't see my watch… too dizzy.
Comic Book Guy: You're in. Let's… get… ice cream… extra smoosh-ins…
Wizard Martin: Make it so.


The Saxamaphone Pt.1

Auto starts

Saxophone Lisa: What a perfect costume for me!
Saxophone Lisa: Now when I play my saxophone, I can actually “be the music!”
Saxophone Lisa: I feel a solo coming on!

Task: Make Saxophone Lisa Practice a Saxophone Solo at home
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson Home

The Saxamaphone Pt.2

Lisa starts

Marge: My goodness, someone is feeling extra musical today!
Saxophone Lisa: This costume is inspiring me to try all kinds of new jazz improvisations! It's such a rush.
Marge: But why are you wasting all this good stuff? Nobody can hear you playing in your room.
Saxophone Lisa: Really? Do you think other people would want to hear it?
Marge: Of course! And you in that little costume! Priceless!

Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo at Springfield Elementary
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Sherri And Terri: Saxophones don't play saxophones! Your costume makes no sense.
Dewey Largo: Stick to the score Ms. Simpson, showboating won't earn you a passing mark.
Ralph: Your horn sounds like dead ducks.

The Saxamaphone Pt.3

Lisa starts

Saxophone Lisa: The kids hated my music.
Saxophone Lisa: And they said my costume was lame – which is insanity! Look at me! I AM A SAXOPHONE!
Marge: Aww, sweetie, who cares what a bunch of silly kids think?
Marge: They're just too young to appreciate how talented you are.
Saxophone Lisa: You're right! My music is sophisticated and complex.
Marge: I think you should go out and find a more mature audience.

Task: Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall
Task: Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo at the Town Hall
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall

Quimby: I don't know what you're, er ah, protesting, but stop immediately or I'll have you arrested.
Saxophone Lisa: For what?
Quimby: An assassination attempt on my ears!

The Saxamaphone Pt.4

Lisa starts

Saxophone Lisa: Nobody wants to hear me play.
Marge: Oh they're just a bunch of soulless politicians. You need to play for the working man.
Marge: People who can understand the beauty and pain of your music.
Saxophone Lisa: I've got it! I'll busk in the street. All the jazz greats started out that way!

Task: Make Saxophone Lisa Play Street Music
Time: 4h

Barney: Quiet little saxophone girl! Some of us are trying to sleep.
Saxophone Lisa: Really? I'm keeping you awake? The Crazy Cat lady's screaming next door isn't bothering you?
Barney: No. I relate to what she's laying down.

The Saxamaphone Pt. 5

Lisa starts

Saxophone Lisa: Well, that didn't work either.
Marge: Okay, how ‘bout this? What if you played in a deserted forest? I'll bet woodland creatures would appreciate--
Saxophone Lisa: Wait a minute, I know what you're doing! You've just been sending me out of the house so YOU don't have to listen to me.
Marge: I'm sorry. I just don't get jazz. But who cares what I think? All that matters is what you think.
Marge: You love that Downtown Abby show and everyone else in the world hates it.
Saxophone Lisa: It's Downton Abbey and it's a huge hit.
Marge: Okay, well, I don't like it.
Saxophone Lisa: I'm going to my room to play my saxophone.
Saxophone Lisa: LOUDLY.

Task: Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo
Time: 4h

Homer: Lisa's been practicing for a long time. I'm gonna tell her she's good enough to play at the Squid Port.
Marge: That won't work. She's on to us.
Homer: D'oh!


Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 1

Milhouse starts

Luann: Milhouse, I've finished your Radioactive Man costume!
Milhouse: Yes! This year I'll be a superhero instead of a dumb sidekick.
Milhouse: Maybe I won't get beat up as much.
Luann: That's a very good theory, Millie, but just in case, maybe you should wear your protective cup.
Milhouse: I always wear my protective cup.

Task: Make Radioactive Milhouse Wear His Costume to School
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Radioactive Milhouse: I feel powerful in this costume. Brave and invulnerable!
Radioactive Milhouse: Oh no, it's Nelson, there's nowhere to hide…
Nelson: Hey, Milhouse. Cool costume.
Radioactive Milhouse: We are through the looking glass, people.

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 2

Milhouse starts

Sherri And Terri: Did you buy your costume from Halloween Headquarters?
Radioactive Milhouse: My mom made it.
Sherri And Terri: What do you mean? Like, she ordered it online?
Radioactive Milhouse: No, she actually made it.
Sherri And Terri: Like, it didn't exist and then she… made it?
Radioactive Milhouse: Yeah.
Sherri And Terri: Whoa.

Task: Make Youngsters Gawk at Milhouse's Costume
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Radioactive Milhouse Bask in the Attention
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Jimbo: Now that Milhouse is no longer a nerd, we'll be making less in lunch money hijacking.
Nelson: Don't worry – There's no shortage of nerds.

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 3

Milhouse starts

Jimbo: Lisa, we regret to inform you that you will be taking Milhouse's place in the handing over of lunch money.
Lisa: I don't have lunch money. I brought my lunch.
Nelson: Okay, then we'll take your lunch.
Lisa: Really? It's tempeh and brown rice.
Radioactive Milhouse: Back off, bullies! Leave the lady's lunch alone!

Task: Make Radioactive Milhouse Stand Up to Bullies
Time: 3h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Jimbo: You're dead, Radioactive Nerd!

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 4

Milhouse starts

Radioactive Milhouse: Whew, what a rush. Standing up to those bullies, saving your lunch.
Radioactive Milhouse: And I finally “get the girl!” This is going to be an adorable story to tell our kids.
Radioactive Milhouse: Don't you think, Lisa?
Lisa: Oh yes, it's an adorable story.

Task: Make Radioactive Milhouse Get the Girl
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Lisa Reject Milhouse
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Lisa: So who's this girl you got? Someone I know?
Radioactive Milhouse: Oh! I meant youuuu…
Radioactive Milhouse: …youuuu don't know her.

Truth, Justice, and the Milhouse Way Pt. 5

Milhouse starts

Nelson: Okay, Milhouse. Time to get taken down a peg—
Nelson: Aggghh! Fire Ants!
Jimbo: He's making them bite us! Run!

Task: Make Radioactive Milhouse Be a Hero
Time: 24h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Lisa: Heh, heh, I decided to introduce my ant farm to the wild.
Radioactive Milhouse: Thank you for doing that.
Lisa: Of course, we're friends.
Radioactive Milhouse: So can I call you my girl… friend?
Lisa: You know you can't.


Willie's Labyrinth Pt. 1

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Martin: Oh, a hedge maze! How droll!
Martin: Hedge-keeper, I accept the challenge. I will solve your maze.
Willie: Don't be so sure o'yerself ye fancy little plumpkin! This is no ordinary maze.
Willie: Ye best take this flare gun.
Martin: What's the flare gun for?
Willie: The maze is nigh-unbeatable. When you're cold and thirsty and clinging to the last shred of your sanity, it's the only way we'll find ye.

Task: Make Youngsters Get Lost in the Maze
Time: 4h
Location: The Shinning Maze

Sherri And Terri: Come and play with us forever!
Martin: No one has ever wanted to play with me! WHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THIS?!!

Willie's Labyrinth Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: The secret to any maze is to be methodical and to stay calm.
Willie: Ye don't have what it takes, lassie.
Lisa: That's what Coach Krupt said about me and the rope climb and it turned out I did have what it takes:
Lisa: A note excusing me from P.E. But this maze will be a piece of cake.
Lisa: You can keep your flare gun.

Task: Make Lisa Get Lost in the Maze
Time: 6h
Location: The Shinning Maze

Lisa: Help! Help! I've been in here for hours! Please come and get me! I don't want to have to eat my own arm!
Lisa: I am vegetarian!
Willie: Ye see, lassie? I knew ye couldn't conquer this maze. Ye don't have the Shinning.

Willie's Labyrinth Pt. 3

Willy starts

Lisa: The Shinning? Are you sure you're pronouncing that right?
Willie: Ach! Don't make fun o' me accent!
Bart: Hey weirdoes, ‘sup?
Willie: Boy! Are ye here to try yer hand at Willie's maze?
Lisa: If I couldn't do it, he certainly couldn't…
Willie: Stuffit! I sense greatness from this wee, spiky-headed lad. He's got The Shinning.
Willie: What say ye, boy?
Bart: Sure, all work and no play, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Task: Make Bart Find a Shortcut Through the Maze
Time: 2h
Location: The Shinning Maze

Willie: What did ye do to me maze, ye little monster?
Bart: You said you saw my shinning. I assumed that what you saw was my shinny new chainsaw. Which I used to cut through the maze.
Lisa: Do you mean “shiny?”
Willie: Quiet! You'll get us all sued!!


Under the Tentacles Pt. 1

Kodos starts

Kang: Kodos, why are your tentacles encased in silk stockings and garters?
Fairy Kodos: At Halloween, it is acceptable for females to parade around in itchy, wiry underwear.
Fairy Kodos: This causes males to suck in their stomachs and buy alcoholic drinks.
Kang: Could you use this power to lure a human male into your bedroom?
Fairy Kodos: Why do you think I prepared the containment chamber?
Kang: Hahahahaha!
Fairy Kodos: Hahahahaha!

Task: Make Fairy Kodos Flirt With Human Males
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House
Glitch: If Kodos’ task doesn’t autocomplete, move away from the Simpson House for a few, come back, she’ll have the thumbs up icon on top of her.

Fairy Kodos: Greetings fat human! Give me a dollar and I will waggle my fleshiest body parts in your face!
Homer: Sorry, lady, I'm a married man. Ours is an eternal lap-dance!
Fairy Kodos: Rejected! How humiliating!
Kang: You have to lower your standards! You cannot pursue earth's most gelatinous man and expect to snag him!

Under the Tentacles Pt. 2

Kodos starts

Fairy Kodos: Greetings! I find your neck-bow aesthetically pleasing!
Smithers: Thank you! Of course now everybody's wearing bowties. I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!
Fairy Kodos: Yes! Far superior to other flattery forms!
Smithers: You're fun. Nice deep voice – can't quite place the accent…
Fairy Kodos: Never mind that. Let's be fabulous!
Smithers: I thought you'd never ask.

Task: Reach Level 25 and Build Burns Manor
Task: Make Fairy Kodos and Smithers Spread Glitter Around Town
Time: 24h
Requires: Smithers

Smithers: You're handsome in a really unique way. Like that gorilla in Japan.
Smithers: I might be falling for you…
Fairy Kodos: Fall backward so you do not damage your face. I need a clean specimen.
Smithers: Ooh! Handsome and funny!

Under the Tentacles Pt. 3

Kodos starts

Smithers: So this is where you live? I like it. Very “Lost In Space.”
Fairy Kodos: This is where you will stay.
Smithers: You mean like, live here? Whoa, this is moving way too fast.
Fairy Kodos: I merely meant this is the jar in which I will store you.
Smithers: Oh! A go-go cage – you wanna have a party!
Fairy Kodos: Yes, yes! Keeping it nice and breezy! Now get in the cage!

Task: Make Smithers Cage Dance
Time: 2h
Location: Brown House

Smithers: Put on some Grace Jones and stand back!

Under the Tentacles Pt. 4

Kodos starts

Burns: Smithers! What are you doing?!
Smithers: I'm sorry, Sir! I met this guy and got carried away and--
Fairy Kodos: I am not a “guy!” I am female!
Smithers: Help! I've been kidnapped by a monster!
Burns: See here, Madam, my eyes need blinking! Release my assistant at once!

Task: Make Burns Stage a Daring Rescue
Time: 2h
Location: Brown House

Burns: Stand back or I will salt you like a sidewalk slug!
Fairy Kodos: Aaaaah!
Smithers: Mr. Burns, you're my hero!
Burns: Don't make this weird.


Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 1

Kirk starts

Kirk: Why do I have to take off my pants when you measure me for my costume?
Kirk: No! I put them right there! Just a second ago! I swear! Right there!
Luann: I have to be very precise with the fit.
Kirk: True! Michael Corleone' had a good tailor, you know, being Godfather and all.
Luann: We're not doing that. Who would I be? Some Diane-Keaton-y chick who gets doors shut in her face?! Thanks, but no.
Luann: I'm done, you can put your pants back on.
Kirk: …
Kirk: …
Kirk: …
Luann: Don't tell me you lost your pants again!

Task: Make Acorn Kirk Look for His Pants
Time: 2h
Location: Van Houten House

Luann: This year for our costumes I thought we'd go…
Sexy!
Kirk: I think I could do… sexy.
Luann: I doubt that…
Luann: …but I Zumba-ed my as_s off to look good in this costume so that's what we're doing.

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 2

Kirk starts

Kirk: Oooh, you look sexy! Like a sexy, little… um… is it a mongoose?
Squirrel Luann: Squirrel. And here's your costume.
Kirk: Cute. A little acorn hat.
Squirrel Luann: No. It's your whole costume. I'll help you put it on.
Squirrel Luann: There are clear plastic straps that fasten around your butt-cheeks. But mostly, it's held on by spirit-gum.

If the user has Luann:
Task: Make Luann painfully glue Kirk's Costume to his groin.
Time: 6h
Location: Van Houten House
Requires: Kirk
If the user doesn't have Luann:
Task: Make Kirk Get His Costume Painfully Glued to His Groin
Time: 6h
Location: Van Houten House

Acorn Kirk: I feel kind of silly.
Squirrel Luann: You won't when you're at a party filled with people in even crazier costumes!
Squirrel Luann: Though you might feel silly when you go outside to get my make-up bag from the car, but I need it, so hurry.

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 3

Kirk starts

Acorn Kirk: Whoa! That squirrel ran right across my foot! Oh, he's friendly. Hello, Mr. Squirrel!
Acorn Kirk: And who are all your friends?
Acorn Kirk: And why are they chasing me!

Task: Make Acorn Kirk Get Attacked by Squirrels
Time: 24h

Wiggum: Hold it right there, Sick-O! Ugh, people like you make me sick!
Acorn Kirk: It's a costume! I'm not usually sexy!
Wiggum: You can be sexy as you want, but feeding squirrels is strictly prohibited!
Acorn Kirk: I don't want to feed them! I hate them! They're biting my nut without permission!
Wiggum: Well, let them finish and then move along.

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 4

Kirk starts

Acorn Kirk: Luann! You promised I could pick my own costume this year! I wanted to be The Godfather.
Squirrel Luann: Oh, sure, you get to play a powerful man while I'm just a mute accessory.
Acorn Kirk: I am an acorn! I'm always just a mute accessory!
Acorn Kirk: When you were Lady Godiva, I was a horse. When you were a princess, I was a pea. When you were the girl from The Exorcist, I was projectile vomit.
Acorn Kirk: I deserve to be a person! I deserve my dignity!
Squirrel Luann: Why are you standing here naked?!
Acorn Kirk: Squirrels ate my crotch-acorn! Now, back to what I was saying about my dignity…

Task: Make Kirk Argue
Task: Make Luann Argue
Time: 6h
Location: Van Houten House

Squirrel Luann: Luckily, I made you a spare costume!
Squirrel Luann: Will him pwease be my widdle Squirrel-nut?
Acorn Kirk: Okay. As long as I know her wespects him.
Squirrel Luann: Her does!
Squirrel Luann: Now turn around, I need to shave your butt.

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 5

Kirk starts

Squirrel Luann: This party is so much fun! This is our best Halloween ever!
Acorn Kirk: I agree----aaaaa-chooo!
Squirrel Luann: Kirk! You sneezed off your acorn! It's rolling down that hill!

Task: Make Acorn Kirk Chase His Acorn
Time: 8h
Location: Van Houten House

Wiggum: That's right, naked dude, you better catch that acorn' or I'll fine you for littering!


Cover Squirrel Pt. 1

Luann starts

Lenny: Whoa, Carl, check out that chick dressed like a squirrel.
Carl: Hey, baby, I must be part Labrador because I wanna chase you up a tree!
Lenny: Yeah, cutie! You can break into my bird feeder any time!
Luann: That is so sexist!
Luann: A woman should be able to walk down the street dressed like a giant squirrel without having to hear comments about it!

Task: Make Squirrel Luann Petition for Women's Rights
Time: 4h

Miss Springfield: You're right, Luann, people are always saying I'm easy just cause-a the way I dress.
Miss Springfield: I am not easy! I make guys buy me stuff first!

Cover Squirrel Pt. 2

Luann starts

Squirrel Luann: Ladies, it's time we teach the men a lesson!
Squirrel Luann: Boycott sexy Halloween costumes!
Squirrel Luann: This year, we'll all wear sexless, non-form-fitting ghost costumes.

Task: Make Springfield Women Buy Ghost Costumes
Time: 1h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Marge: This is basically a white burka. Oh, I had such a pretty witch costume this year.
Patty: I feel like I'm wearing a muumuu. A drab, non-festive muumuu.
Luann: Perfect! That's exactly the look we're going for!

Cover Squirrel Pt. 3

Luann starts

Ghost Luann: Hello Kirk!
Kirk: Uh, hello. Who is that?
Ghost Luann: It's me, Luann. I'm going as a ghost this Halloween 'you know, because of sexism.
Kirk: Oh, that's great. Good job. I can't even tell you're a woman right now.
Ghost Luann: Well, my voice…
Kirk: No! That doesn't give it away. I would totally believe there was a man under there.

Task: Make Squirrel Luann Cut up her Ghost Outfit
Time: 2h
Location: Van Houten House

Squirrel Luann: Oh look, something destroyed my ghost costume. Looks like I'll have to go back to being a sexy squirrel.

Cover Squirrel Pt. 4

Luann starts

Squirrel Luann: Actually, I'm glad I'm back in this outfit.
Squirrel Luann: I didn't eat bread for a month – I deserve to be ogled and objectified.
Squirrel Luann: I choose it – so actually it's empowering.
Squirrel Luann: Being a feminist is fun!

Task: Make Squirrel Luann Show Off Her Squirrel Costume
Time: 8h

Patty: What's going on? How come you get to wear a cute costume?
Squirrel Luann: I'm making a feminist statement – If I'm the one doing the degrading – it doesn't matter if it's me that's being degraded…
Patty: Yeah, yeah, chitter, chatter little squirrel. C'mon ladies, let's get our sexy on!

Cover Squirrel Pt. 5

Luann starts

Bernice Hibbert: If you got it, flaunt it!
Selma: Even if you have too much of it, flaunt it!
Marge: Halloween only comes once a year! Live it up!

Task: Make Springfield Women Sexify Their Outfits
Time: 8h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Marge: I have an idea – Let's objectify the men!
Homer: Yes, please!


What Is Dead May Never Die
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Task: Tap the Disco Zombie


Spawn of the Elder God
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Task: Tap the Star Spawn


Formless Tappers
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Task: Tap the Formless Terror


No Bones About It
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Task: Tap the Helter Skeleter

Captain Kang Pt. 1

Kang starts

Pirate Kang: Look at my costume! I am a fearsome pirate!
Kodos: Who would be afraid of that? You are hobbled with wooded pegs for legs.
Pirate Kang: I can still run after you!
Kodos: Can you see with that eye-patch?
Pirate Kang: No, not even a little bit.

Task: Make Pirate Kang Walk on Peg Tentacles
Time: 4h

Kodos: I was standing still and you have yet to get close to me.

Captain Kang Pt. 2

Kang starts

Kodos: What else does a pirate do beside clatter about on pegs?
Pirate Kang: I don't know. They seem fond of parrots, perhaps they raise birds.
Kodos: Your pirate disguise will not be convincing if you do not do your research! This is Halloween! You do not want to blow your cover!

Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library
Task: Make Pirate Kang Research Pirates
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Library

Kodos: What did you learn of pirates?
Pirate Kang: Pirates are fantastic. They rob, pillage and terrorize innocent humans.
Kodos: They are like a non-drooly us!

Captain Kang Pt. 3

Kang starts

Pirate Kang: Earth-girl, prepare to be pirated! Swash-buckle, swash-buckle!
Lisa: That is not how pirates talk.
Pirate Kang: Really, you've met an actual pirate?
Lisa: No, but I've seen my share of seafood commercials.
Pirate Kang: Teach me!

Task: Make Pirate Kang Talk Like a Pirate
Time: 8h

Lisa: Just say, “Y'arrrgh” at the start of every sentence. “Yarrgh, it's a nice day” or “Yarrgh, I'll have a half-caff latte.”
Pirate Kang: Urrgh!
Lisa: No.
Pirate Kang: Yarrrk?
Lisa: No.
Pirate Kang: Yeeergh?
Lisa: Why don’t you just go as a hobo?

Captain Kang Pt. 4

Kang starts

Pirate Kang: Forget trying to talk like a pirate. I want to pirate like a pirate.
Pirate Kang: Let us board a ship and take it over!
Kodos: This sounds like my kind of fun!

Task: Reach level 15 and Place Squidport Entrance
Task: Make Pirate Kang Pirate a Ship
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance

Kodos: Okay we've got a ship. Do you know how to get it started?
Pirate Kang: I think it is started. I think this is all it does.
Kodos: It just floats around? Where is the hyperspace button.
Pirate Kang: Being a pirate is terrible. But I do like the hat.


The One that Got Away

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If the user has Cecil:
Cecil: I've done it! My hybrid between human and pastry is alive!
Homer: She's the most beautiful woman slash donut I've ever seen.
Model Donut: Stop drooling over me! All you men see is that I'm a donut with shapely legs.
Model Donut: What about what's inside? My intelligence and spirit and Bavarian Cream?
Model Donut: I'll find someone who can appreciate all that I am!
Homer: She ran away. I hate when my breakfast does that.
Cecil: When I decided to create sentient food my critics kept saying, “Consider the ethics!” – At the time, I didn't understand what they meant.
Cecil: I still don't. Do you know what an “Ethic” is?
Homer: All I know is that I'm dipping empty fingers in my coffee.
Homer: Ow.

If the user doesn't have Cecil:
Professor Frink: I've done it! My hybrid between human and pastry is alive!
Homer: She's the most beautiful woman slash donut I've ever seen.
Model Donut: Stop drooling over me! All you men see is that I'm a donut with shapely legs.
Model Donut: What about what's inside? My intelligence and spirit and Bavarian Cream?
Model Donut: I'll find someone who can appreciate all that I am!
Homer: She ran away. I hate when my breakfast does that.
Professor Frink: When I decided to create sentient food my critics kept saying, “Consider the ethics!” – At the time, I didn't understand what they meant.
Professor Frink: I still don't. Do you know what an “Ethic” is?
Homer: All I know is that I'm dipping empty fingers in my coffee.
Homer: Ow.

Task: Make Homer Lament the One That Got Away
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House


Gate to Nowhere

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Task: Place Gate to Nowhere


The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 1

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Marge: Bart! You're going to be late for school!
Clockwork Bart: Just putting lashes on me blinky-see-er.
Marge: Ugh, not this again.
Clockwork Bart: Can't handle me ultra-pranking? Me ding-dong dashies and what-what?
Marge: Well, that's bad too, but mainly it's that freakin' slangy accent. Soooo tiresome.
Clockwork Bart: Well, I'm off for a bit of whoopity-cushions, rubber-dog-dooey and—
Marge: Just go!

Task: Make Clockwork Bart Go Ultra-Pranking
Time: 4h

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 2

Bart starts

Clockwork Bart: It's been a long morning of joy-buzzering.
Clockwork Bart: A spot o' moloko-plus ought to perk me back up!

Task: Make Clockwork Bart Drink Milk Plus
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Apu: Hey! You are not allowed to drink the little plastic cups of creamer unless you buy coffee.
Clockwork Bart: Oh ho! You've been ultra-pranked.
Apu: Prank? That is stealing. Get out before I have you arrested.

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 3

Bart starts

Clockwork Bart: Hmmm, Old Man Skinny could use a bit of “Kick Me” signage…

Task: Make Clockwork Bart Ultra-Prank Skinner
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Clockwork Bart: Heh-heh, everyone played “Kick Skinny's Can” and the Principato was none the wiser.
Skinner: Correction. I am SOME the wiser.
Skinner: Witnesses said the perp wore a white jumpsuit with a jock strap and derby.
Clockwork Bart: Blast! Me comrades got descriptivo on me!

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 4

Bart starts

Clockwork Bart: So you caught me. Wot game are we playin', Skinny? Chalky boards? Apres-school Detentios?
Skinner: Actually, I'm handing your discipline over to Willie.
Clockwork Bart: Wait, what?
Willie: ‘Tis the only time they let me touch the projector!
Willie: An' I plan to make the most of it!

Task: Make Willie Rehabilitate Bart
Time: 4h
Location: Willie's Shack
Requires: Bart

Clockwork Bart: Oh. God. Sawdust and puke! Unwrapped gum, sticking to a trashcan!
Clockwork Bart: A hamster cooked into a radiator grill!
Skinner: Good Lord, Willie! Where did you get this disturbing footage?
Willie: I Go-Pro'ed me typical day. This was jes' this mornin'.
Willie: That's right boy. This is how I live because as a lad, I was a grotty little prank monkey!
Clockwork Bart: No! No! Look at what he eats for breakfast!! Nooooo!

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 5

Bart starts

Milhouse: Hey Bart, I still have those fireworks you asked me to hide. When are we going to set them off?
Clockwork Bart: Never! They're loud and dangerous and did you know that Willie has to sleep standing up?!
Milhouse: What?! But you're the one who got me into fireworks. You can't stop now! I'm addicted to boom!

Task: Make Milhouse convince Bart to go Ultra Pranking
Time: 4h
Requires: Bart

Milhouse: C'mon, my eyebrows haven't been singed off in weeks.
Clockwork Bart: They are looking a little full… But no.

The Ultra-Prankster Pt. 6

Bart starts

Milhouse: What's wrong with you?
Clockwork Bart: Willie was a prankster. Mustn't turn out like Willie.
Milhouse: Oh, I see. So you're going to be like Skinner as a child. So you'll turn out like him.
Clockwork Bart: Holy schnikey, that's ten times worse!

Task: Make Clockwork Bart Ultra-Prank Skinner
Task: Make Milhouse provide Bart Moral Support
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Skinner: Simpson! Stop putting potatoes in my my tail-pipes!
Clockwork Bart: Gor-blikey! Got'a'bit o' Spuddy-mufflers, eh?
Marge: Bart! Talk normal!
Clockwork Bart: Okay.


Festiween Pt. 1

Homer starts

Holiday Homer: When I was looking for Halloween decorations, I found a bunch of other decorations in the attic.
Holiday Homer: Look at my bunny tail! Let's have Easter right now! Why should we be slaves to the calendar?!

Task: Make Holiday Homer Hop Around Town
Time: 3h

Bart: Dad, you're giving out eggs? It's Halloween. It's supposed to be scary.
Holiday Homer: The hard-boiled eggs sat in the sun for hours!
Holiday Homer: HOURS!

Festiween Pt. 2

Homer starts

Holiday Homer: Look at me, Marge, I'm old S_t. Trick!
Holiday Homer: I come down the chimney and fill kids' pillowcases with candy.
Marge: Homer, remember the Judge said it's still breaking and entering even if you're wearing a Santa costume!

Task: Make Holiday Homer Deliver Candy to Youngsters
Time: 2h
Location: Homes

Holiday Homer: Hey kids, I can't break or enter so I'm just dropping your candy down the chimney.
Holiday Homer: There you go! You can fish it out of the ashes.
Milhouse: My candy's on fire!

Festiween Pt. 3

Lisa starts

Lisa: Ow, Dad! Why did you pinch me?
Holiday Homer: I'm Saint Bat-rick. If you aren't eating green Halloween candy, you get a pinch.
Lisa: Mom.
Marge: I'll shoo him out the door. Let me get my broom.

Task: Make Holiday Homer Pinch Springfielders
Time: 4h
Location: Homes

Lisa: Aren't you going to stop Dad?
Marge: If I stop him, he'll just do something else. He's not really hurting anyone.
Flanders: Owww! Dang it, Homer! That pinch broke skin!!

Festiween Pt. 4

Lisa starts

Lisa: Mom, I really think you need to rein Dad in.
Marge: What holiday is he doing now?
Lisa: Valentine's Day.
Marge: Aww, so romantic!
Lisa: I'm taking cover.

Task: Make Holiday Homer Shoot People with Cupid Arrows
Time: 1h

Ralph: Someone shooted me with a arrow! And made the sound get quiet… and the lights… go… out…
Wiggum: Eddie, Lou! Find the giant, diapered baby that shot my son!
Marge: I hate holidays.
Holiday Homer: Look at me! I'm CincoDeFestiGras!


Lobotomy of Love Pt. 1

Wiggum starts

Wiggum: Okay boys, Flanders claims to have a new treatment to rehabilitate criminals.
Wiggum: We need to round up some perps.
Wiggum: We're not allowed to racially profile, but we need a lotta guys so we're gonna have to do some kind of profiling…
Wiggum: People with bad haircuts, people with the number seven in their license.
Lou: Why don't we just look for people committing crimes?
Wiggum: How are we gonna do that? With our special eagle-eyes? Get real.
Wiggum: Just pull over all the purple cars, Lou.

Task: Make Wiggum Set Up Mandatory Checkpoints
Time: 1h
Location: Re-Neducation Center

Bumblebee Man: Ay, yi, yi! I'm being arrested for being a bee!
Sea Captain: You can't put someone in the brink for having tartar sauce on his jacket!
Moe: What? You're pulling me over ‘cause I'm ugly?
Moe: You know, that actually makes sense. I get that.

Lobotomy of Love Pt. 2

Ned starts

Ned: Welcome Crim-diddley-iminal! How'd ya like some milk and cookies?
Snake: Whoa, that's totally kind of you.
Ned: Well, I believe that a warm cookie is like a hug for your insides.
Ned: And I believe this milk has a powerful sedative so you won't be awake during the procedure!
Snake: Oh. That makes total senz-z-z-z-z

Task: Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Snake Enjoy Milk and Cookies
Time: 2h
Location: Re-Neducation Center
Task: Make Flanders Operate the Smile Machine
Time: 4h
Location: Re-Neducation Center

Snake: Can't stop smiling!!
Snake: Incredibly painful!
Ned: You might be hurting on the inside, but on the outside you're a ray of sunshine! The procedure was a complete success!

Lobotomy of Love Pt. 3

Ned starts

Wiggum: Wow, these ex-criminals seem like completely different people.
Wiggum: Cheerful, happy… though they do fall to the ground a lot, clutching their heads in pain.
Ned: But their frowns are permanently upside-down!

Task: Send Criminals to Get Re-Neducated
Time: 2h
Location: Re-Neducation Center

Wiggum: Uh, we've just noticed the smiling criminals are still committing crimes.
Wiggum: In fact, they have become even more violent than before…
Ned: I think we should use this on children next.
Wiggum: Flanders, did someone use this procedure on you?
Ned: If they did, I'd be ding-dong-diddley glad they did!

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 1

Bart starts

Marge: Bart, please bring dinner up to your evil twin brother, Hugo.
Bart: Mo-om! I'M the evil twin! He's the good one! Gawd! I never forget your thing!
Bart: Also, why can't Dad do it?
Homer: That USED to be my job, but you had to go drag the secret into the light.
Homer: Now stop arguing and feed your non-evil brother that we still keep locked in the attic for some reason.
Bart: Fine.
Bart: Hey, Hugo, here's your grub.
Hugo: Would you like to join me? I don't mind sharing.
Bart: Sure, what are we having?

Task: Make Hugo Eat Fish Heads
Time: 4h
Task: Make Bart Lose his Lunch
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 2

Bart starts

Bart: Man, my life is terrible. Every single day, my parents make me bathe and brush my teeth.
Bart: And I gotta lug this gross bucket of fish goo upstairs.
Hugo: You do realize that the bucket of grossness is my only food.
Hugo: And your lugging it up here, my only human interaction?
Bart: What's your point?
Hugo: I think my life is far more difficult.
Bart: It's not a contest.
Bart: But if it was, I'd win.
Hugo: Wanna switch?
Bart: In a heartbeat.
Hugo: Wow. You are not smart.
Bart: I know you are, but what am I?

Task: Make Hugo Clean his Room
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Sleep in Simpson Attic
Time: 24h
Location: Simpson House

Marge: Homer, did you notice that Hugo and Bart have switched lives?
Homer: Yeah, I figured they were doing one of those “Prince and the Pauper” dealios.
Marge: Should we let them? It's so cliché.
Homer: They'll grow tired of it or they'll permanently switch. The point is: I don't care.

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 3

Hugo starts

Hugo: Today I'm going to walk in the sunshine and feel the breeze riffle my hair.
Bart: And I'm going to lurk in the shadows and thump on the walls.
Bart: Then after lunch I'll let my diseased mind come up with new ways to sin against nature by combining two species.
Hugo: ‘Kay. Have fun!

Task: Make Hugo Walk the Pigeon Rat
Time: 12h
Task: Make Bart Practice Stitching Things Together
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House

On job start:

Hugo: Oh, Pigeon-Rat? Can you believe we are finally free to scurry/fly where we please?
Pigeon Rat: *Please let go! We long for death and freedom from the smell of your horrible lunches.*

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 4

Hugo starts

Hugo: How are you enjoying the attic?
Bart: Great! I sewed together Radioactive Man and Malibu Stacy.
Hugo: Nice workmanship. Soon you can move on to live subjects.
Bart: Hey, if you're not evil, how could you do that? It seems so cruel?
Hugo: No, they love it. My pigeon and my rat begged me to sew them together!
Pigeon Rat: *No we didn't, we begged him to stop! He doesn't understand pigeon or rat!*
Hugo: Well, I'm off to school! I'm going to try to make something called, “friends!”

Task: Make Hugo Eat Fish Heads
Time: 4h
Task: Make Youngsters Eat Lunch at their Desks
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Bart Try to Eat Fish Heads
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

On job start:
Hugo: Why am I the only child eating his lunch in the cafeteria?
Nelson: We don't like your smelly lunch.
Milhouse: Also, we reject you because you are different.
Ralph: Principal Skinner said we're allowed to be so cruel!
Skinner: No, I said, "Children can be so cruel." I was making a statement, not giving permission!
Skinner: However, Hugo, your stinky lunch does make me think that you are gross and stinky.

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 5

Hugo starts

Hugo: I had a terrible day.
Bart: I know what will fix it…
Hugo: Why is that box setup like an operating table?
Bart: We should never have been separated! We are the two things that must be sewn together!
Hugo: No, I don't want to be stitched to you! Mom! Dad! Lisa! Help!
Homer: Hey, keep it down. Don't make me go up there!

Task: Make Bart Try to Sew him and Hugo Together
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Requires: Hugo
Task: Make Homer Go Up There
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House

On job start:
Homer: If you two can't be quiet I will have to separate you. So don't sew yourself to your brother!

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 6

Bart starts

Bart: It's not fair. I'll never be a whole person because Hugo has all of my goodness.
Hugo: And you have all of my coolness! Life is hard for all of us.
Bart: Wait, I have all the coolness?
Hugo: What good is goodness when dealing with jerky kids? You're evil so you don't care if they like you which makes you cool. Which makes them like you.
Hugo: In my short time in the world I have learned.
Hugo: People are jerks.
Hugo: I'd like to go back to lurking in the shadows now.
Bart: Knock yourself out.

Task: Make Bart Realize it's Good to Be Bad
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Hugo Sleep in Simpson Attic
Time: 24h
Location: Simpson House

Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 1

After completing A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 1
Kang starts

Kang: Guess what, Human Girl? We have a little surprise for you…
Lisa: The real reason you're here is to take over our planet.
Kang: Well, yes. How did you know?
Lisa: There's always a twist with you guys, and the twist is always that you're going to attempt world domination.
Kang: You make it sound like I'm becoming predictable!
Kodos: Sorry, I'm late, did I miss anything?
Kodos: Did Lisa guess your plan and make you worry that you're predictable?
Kodos: Like she always does?

Task: Make Kang Ponder His Character
Time: 6h
Location: Brown House

Kang: How did this happen? I'm still young.
Kang: I'm in the prime of my first pre-lives. I can still turn this around.

Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 2

Kang starts

Kang: Get ready world!
Kang: You're about to see Kang, the unpredictable, do something you've never seen before!

Task: Make Kang Crack the Whip
Time: 1h
Task: Make Homer Hide in the Brown House
Time: 24h
Location: Brown House

Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 3

Kang starts

Bart: Dad, instead of hiding you should fight back.
Bart: Bullies are just cowards. That's what you told me!
Homer: I know. I lied. Bullies are the bravest men around. And they love it when you stand up to them. So don't do that.
Lisa: You could reason with them. Outsmart them.
Homer: Wait, who are we talking about again?
Lisa: Never mind.
Bart: Possums aren't smart or brave, how do they survive?

Task: Make Homer Play Dead
Time: 4h

Kang: The humans have left us an offering.
Kodos: It has obviously been dead for a long time…
Homer: Stop tickling!
Kodos: It's alive?
Kang: Then why does it smell like that?

Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 4

Kang starts

Kang: I've got it!
Kang: Rather than change what I do, I will become the best at what I do.
Kodos: World Dominion?
Kang: And probing.

Task: Make Kang Activate the Beacon
Time: 1m

Homer: You guys are trying to set some kind of probing record.
Kang: Yes, you have eavesdropped that correctly.
Homer: Are we in space?
Kang: Not right now.
Homer: Good. I want someone to hear me scream.
Homer: Aaaaaaaaaaagh!

Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 1

After completing Midgalaxy Crisis Pt. 4
Kang starts

Kang: Ugh, my tentacle is killing me!
Kodos: It is your repetitive probing injury flaring up again.
Kodos: I have a new ergonomic probe. You can probe longer without numbness or pain.
Kodos: And it's dishwasher safe!

Task: Make Kodos Demonstrate Superior Technology
Time: 1h

Kodos: What do you think?!
Kang: I like it. But is it good for the environment?
Kodos: We breathe pure carbon, why should you care about this planet's atmosphere?
Kang: I don't. But I want to look like I do.

Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 2

Kodos starts

Kodos: I have not changed the design at all, but I added a sticker to the packaging that says “100% Natural”.
Kang: I actually feel healthier while holding it.
Kodos: Never underestimate the power of packaging stickers!

Task: Make Kodos Develop New Probe Technology
Time: 12h
Location: Brown House

Kang: Could it have more lights and beeps?
Kodos: Why?
Kang: To up the “coolness” factor.
Kodos: Why do I always forget the “coolness” factor?

Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 3

Kodos starts

Kodos: Okay, here is the new prototype. And look, it has a laser sight.
Kang: Isn't that a little gimmicky? True probe aficionados are not going to fall for that!
Kodos: I just thought it would be fun to see a red dot when you move the probe around, see?
Kodos: Kang? Where'd you go?

Task: Make Kang Chase Laser Dot
Time: 2h
Location: Brown House

Kodos: Kang, this is not a glorified cat toy! Remember the serious and vital purpose of this essential tool.
Kang: To probe human butts.
Kodos: Yes. For science.
Kang: Hahahahahahahaha!
Kodos: Hahahahahahahaha!

Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 4

Kodos starts

Kodos: I'm still refining the design. I added another feature…
Kodos: A selfie camera!
Kang: That will come in handy when I probe celebrities. I like the extendable selfie stick for group shots.
Kodos: That is actually the extra deep probe.
Kang: Ugh. I shouldn't have touched that. I'm going to wash my tentacle.

Task: Make Kodos Refine Probe Technology
Time: 24h
Location: Brown House

Where No Probe Has Gone Before Pt. 5

Kodos starts

Kodos: At last, the maiden probing of my newly designed Ultra-Exploro 3000!
Kang: Time to go for the record!
Kodos: If you have any problems, let me know personally – don't leave negative feedback!

Task: Make Kang Probe Homer
Time: 36h
Requires: Homer
Task: Make Kodos 8 Hour Evil Laugh
Time: 8h

Kodos: Kang, have you finished probing the fat, bald human? We need to keep moving if you want to break the record!
Kang: No! NO! Homer's butt… it was… NOOOOOOO! I never want to probe again!!

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