What's your favorite quote from The Simpsons?

“(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian” (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” “Yes” “Bacon?” “Yes Dad” Ham?” “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”"


This kills me as well as the "you don't win friends with salad" song in the same episode.

Go banana!




(I say it too much in real life.)

Probably the theme song itself:

Simpsons, meet the Simpsons, have a yabba-dabba doo time, a dabba doo time...

Lol, H1! I can't believe that exists.

"I want 10,000 tough guys and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. And here's how I want them arranged: tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft."
"Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power. "
"Of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you."

I just recently watched the Simpsons Movie, so that one stands out. I'm sure I've answered differently in EVERY one of these threads in the last week or two.

Simpsons00001 wrote:
"I want 10,000 tough guys and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. And here's how I want them arranged: tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft."
"Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power. "
"Of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you."

I just recently watched the Simpsons Movie, so that one stands out. I'm sure I've answered differently in EVERY one of these threads in the last week or two.

I am sorry this is just a little funny :lol: Watch the whole thing.

I cannot pick, these things scare me, I will forget something, so I just browse.

I do have one, "I have no regrets" as the guy jumps out of the window, cannot remember the episode, but I still say that one.

H1 and Spiff, both of those I regularly say, just so funny!

imfkool wrote:


I am sorry this is just a little funny :lol: Watch the whole thing.

Watching that clip has really made me wanna watch the film now :lol: :mrgreen:

"Spider Pig Spider Pig does what ever a spiderpig does...can he swing from a web no he cant cos he a pig!" My boy sings that all the time :lol: :lol: :lol:

That was great, imfkool. Wrecking-ball Homer was particularly hypnotic.

Everything that embiggened the "Hans Sprungfield" episode. (Lisa the Iconoclast. Yes I'm a nerd. Just wanted the simpler reference for those that aren't.)

And of course: "well, if its a crime to love my country, then I'm guilty. And if its a crime to steal a trillion dollar bill and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that, too. And if its a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me god, I'll soon be guilty of that!"