Wild West: Prizes Walkthrough

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ACT 3

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Some Assembly Required Pt. 1

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Homer: A blacksmith shop? I thought blacksmiths were hunted to extinction years ago.
Comic Book Guy: Hello? Smithing has made a major comeback.
Comic Book Guy: People feel drawn to the ancient crafts. As a way to reconnect with one's ancestral heritage.
Homer: Yeah, it's a great way to make lopsided fireplace pokers with just six days of back-breaking work.
Comic Book Guy: Still others saw genius billionaire Tony Stark make his Iron Man suit and said: “That looks easy!” Fools.
Homer: “Genius?” “Billionaire?” You just described the man I see in the mirror every day. To the anvil!

Task: Build the Blacksmith
Task: Make Homer Smith an Iron Suit
Time: 8h
Time: Blacksmith

Some Assembly Required Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: That's a nice... helmet? Salad bowl? What exactly did you make?
Homer: I dunno. But I burned 100 pounds of coal into the atmosphere, so SOMETHING must have been accomplished.
Lisa: On behalf of future generations, thanks a bunch.
Homer: You're welcome, sweetie. Another plus -- blacksmithing is a great workout for one of my arms!
Lisa: Face it, Dad. If you want to build a flying suit, you need to understand metallurgy, rocket science--
Homer: OR... I could use a heavier hammer.
Lisa: No, that won't.... Ah, forget it.

Task: Make Homer Use a Heavier Hammer
Time: 6h
Time: Blacksmith

Some Assembly Required Pt. 3

Homer starts

Homer: Well, the Homer Man Mach 2 is off to a great start!
Homer: Check. Me. Out.
Bart: All I see is a big doof with metal underwear for a hat!
Homer: You'll see. One more night at the forge and the rest of my ensemble will be completed.

Task: Make Homer Finish His Masterpiece
Time: 12h
Time: Blacksmith

Homer: Behold! A great warrior for truth and justice is born! He wields a mighty hammer called, uh, Blargnak.
Lisa: You just painted thunderbolts on the side of the blacksmith's hammer.
Homer: That's how you know it's mighty, silly.
Homer: What about my amazing power suit? Crafted by a master smith, it gives me nearly-unlimited abilities!
Homer: Abilities like, uh, thought rays and thunder breath and.... death... whistles...uh....
Homer: I look dumb, don't I?
Lisa: It's not great.
Homer: Dammit. I think I welded this stupid thing to my head.


Skinner Unchained Pt. 1

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Longshot Skinner: The halls are empty today.
Longshot Skinner: Even the children of Springfield have been consumed by the Gold Rush Fever.
Longshot Skinner: Truancy is a disease. And Longshot Skinner is the cure.
Longshot Skinner: Time to saddle up. Cue the music.

Task: Make Longshot Skinner Look Cool Patrolling Town
Time: 8h

On job start:
Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER! A TRUANT'S WORST NIGHTMARE.
Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER! WEARS SENSIBLE FOOTWEAR.
Longshot Skinner: DETENTION STARTS AT FIVE.
Longshot Skinner: HE WILL DRAG YOU THERE DEAD OR ALIVE.
Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER!!!!!!

Skinner Unchained Pt. 2

Skinner starts

Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER! I THINK HE'S GONE FERAL.
Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER! CUT CLASS AT YOUR PERIL.
Longshot Skinner: WHEN PRANKSTERS THREATEN THE SCHOOL.
Longshot Skinner: HE'S GOT A MASTER'S IN LOSING HIS COOL.
Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER!!!!!!

Task: Make Youngsters Throw Garbage at Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Longshot Skinner Protect the School
Time: 4h
Time: Springfield Elementary

Skinner Unchained Pt. 3

Skinner starts

Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER! I THINK HE SHOT NELSON.
Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER! MY GOD, IS THAT LEGAL?
Longshot Skinner: SOMEONE, PLEASE CALL THE POLICE.
Longshot Skinner: SERIOUSLY, SKINNER IS A DANGER TO HIMSELF, THE TOWN, AND EVERYONE IN IT.
Wiggum: Stop the music! Seymour Skinner! Throw down the six-shooters and back away from the horse.
Longshot Skinner: Name's Longshot. And we're on school property. This is MY jurisdiction.
Wiggum: Snap out of it, Seymour! God, I hope this is some kind of dream sequence...

Task: Make Wiggum Call in Backup
Time: 2h
Time: Police Station


Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 1

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Homer: How come I never noticed this cave complex before: “Carl's Dad Caverns?”
Homer: What a coincidence -- Carl, YOU have Dad named Carl's Dad!
Carl: They're named after my biological father. He disappeared in there years ago.
Carl: I don't talk about it. Partly because it's painful, but mostly because knowing stuff other people don't makes me feel like a big man.
Homer: I understand. I swear I won't dig into your past.

Task: Make Homer Dig Into Carl's Past
Time: 2h
Time: Simpson House

Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 2

Homer starts

Homer: Lisa, I found something!
Homer: It's a newspaper article. It says that Carl's father was an “eccentric alien conspiracy theorist.”
Lisa: He claimed aliens had established a forward listening post in the Caverns. They put him on the Registered Nutjobs List!
Homer: Nutjobs are the worst kind of registered offenders there are.
Lisa: Well, he WASN'T crazy. Aliens ARE here. We bump into Kang and Kodos in the street all the time.
Lisa: We need to get Carl's Dad removed from that awful registry!

Task: Make Lisa Petition the Nutso Registry
Time: 1h
Time: Simpson House

Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 3

Lisa starts

Lisa: Good news, Carl! We got your dad off the nutjob list!
Carl: That's great, Lisa. Wish I could tell him in person.
Lisa: You never went to look for him in the caves, Carl?
Carl: I wanted to. More than anything. But we live in a Golden Age of TV. I just couldn't get behind on my shows.
Lisa: Uh... I GUESS I understand. But if it's that important to you, shouldn't we all go look for him?
Carl: It'd kill some time, I suppose. Also, you know, it's super-important to me on an emotional level.

Task: Make Lisa Search Carl's Dad Caverns With Homer
Time: 1h
Time: Carl's Dad Caverns
Requires: Homer
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Search Carl's Dad Caverns
Time: 1h
Time: Carl's Dad Caverns

Carl's Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 4

Homer starts

Homer: Look at all this hyper-advanced alien technology -- blown-glass pipes, grow lamps, hydroponic kits...
Kang: Greetings, puny humans! Peace and love.
Carl: Where's my father? You used all this medical equipment to conduct bizarre experiments on him, didn't you?
Kang: Chill your inferior intellect! It's all good, my man. Your father, before he left, introduced us to a very special leaf.
Kodos: It helps our... glaucoma. (*snorting laughter*)
Kang: Yeah, we've got really bad glaucoma. The worst.
Kodos: The equipment you see is for the growing and enjoyment of this miracle leaf.
Homer: Ohhhhhhhhhh. I get it.
Homer: Lisa, us adults are going to talk about this some more. You know the way out right?
Lisa: Oh, no. If it's true what they say about this “leaf,” I do NOT need you getting any dumber. Come on.

Task: Make Homer Leave the Cave With Lisa
Time: 4h
Time: Simpson House
Requires: Lisa
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Treat His “Glaucoma”
If the user has Kang and Kodos: Task: Make Rigelians Treat Their “Glaucoma”
Time: 4h
Time: Carl's Dad Caverns