Wild West: Premium Walkthrough
ACT 2
A Trot to Remember Pt. 1
Bart starts
Bart: Furious D! How's it going?
Furious D: *neighs sullenly, meaning: “Lousy, my filly left me for another horse.”*
Furious D: *neighs again, translating to: “I don't know. I guess I blame myself. She had dreams I never took seriously.”*
Furious D: *hangs head lower, “I thought I should be enough for her. But she had so much to share with the world, you know?”*
Bart: Not really. I'm only ten, dude.
Furious D: *neighs in indifference, “Ten's not so young. Your life is like, half over.”*
Bart: Humans live to be eighty. Or more.
Furious D: ...
Furious D: *snorting with disgust, implying: “Well, that's fair. I get twenty years, you get eighty. Yet I have to carry you around on my back. Being a horse is great.”*
Bart: You're bumming me out, D. We need to find you a new girlfriend.
Task: Make Furious D Speed Date
Time: 2h
Time: Corral
A Trot to Remember Pt. 2
Bart starts
Bart: Well? How'd the dating go, D?
Furious D: *neighs with joy, meaning: “I met a great filly. Artsy, but ground. It feels like we've always been together, but every moment is brand new.”*
Bart: Ew. I mean, uh, good for you.
Furious D: *neighs and continues: “It's like she sees the real me. Down deep, where I'm just a newborn foal, scared and vulnerable. “It's okay. You are safe”, she whispers.”*
Bart: Let's never speak of this again, okay?
Task: Make Furious D Feel Young Again
Time: 4h
Time: Corral
A Trot to Remember Pt. 3
Furious D starts
Furious D: *nudges Bart, pointing his nose at a nearby saddle.*
Bart: You want to ride again? All right, D! Let's show the world what a happy horse can do!
Bart: Let's head to Springfield Downs and get in on a race!
Task: Make Bart Ride Again with Furious D
Time: 6h
Time: Springfield Downs
Requires: Furious D
On job start:
Furious D: Stepping up to the gate now is Furious D!
Furious D: The race is on! Furious D is first out the gate!
Furious D: Look at Furious D go!
Furious D: And look at every other horse running right by him! I've never seen a slower horse than Furious D!
Furious D: I don't know what the term is for the opposite of a triumphant return, but that's what Furious D has given us!
On job end:
Bart: I really thought you'd win, now that you're full of life again.
Furious D: *neighs in realization, meaning: “I was just too happy. Suddenly running my butt off for a little acclaim seemed kind of silly.”*
Bart: I knew it! Happiness is a liability to success! Miserable people are the only ones to get things done.
City Stickler Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Luke Stetson? I haven't seen you since--
Luke Stetson: --since your family came to my dude ranch. Where you met me, a gentle, sensitive, animal-lover.
Luke Stetson: This was just before you put my sister in mortal danger ‘cause you thought she was my girlfriend.
Lisa: I believe that's an accurate synopsis of the episode, yes.
Luke Stetson: All I know about TV are Wikipedia plot synopses. I can't ever watch the episodes. A computer's too heavy for backcountry life.
Luke Stetson: We just print out all of Wikipedia, and lug it behind us on 10,000 mules.
Lisa: I'm surprised you're here to find the gold, too.
Luke Stetson: Well, I need the money to fund a wildlife refuge. “Gentle, caring animal-lover,” remember?
Lisa: Do I ever...
Task: Make Luke Stetson Search for Hidden Gold With Lisa
Time: 8h
Requires: Lisa
City Stickler Pt. 2
Lisa starts
Lisa: So, Luke, tell me about this wildlife preserve you want to build.
Luke Stetson: Picture acres and acres of unspoiled wilderness, where deer, bear and all manner of insects can be humanely hunted.
Lisa: I'm sorry... hunted?
Luke Stetson: Just for population control. If you have too many deer, they'll band together and invent firearms. Then it's so long, humanity.
Task: Make Luke Stetson Shop for Supplies
Time: 2h
Time: General Store
City Stickler Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: Luke, you, uh, said something about people hunting insects on your wildlife preserve?
Luke Stetson: Bow hunting, yes. Shooting an insect with a gun ain't sporting.
Lisa: What kind of INSECTS do people hunt?
Luke Stetson: Oh, all kinds. Ants, weevils, butterflies...
Lisa: I guess you're living proof you can “love” animals and not really know much about them.
Luke Stetson: Heh heh. You sound just like an ant I know.
Task: Make Luke Stetson Search for Hidden Gold
Time: 8h
Time: Town Plaza
City Stickler Pt. 4
Lisa starts
Lisa: Luke! Did you have any luck finding gold?
Luke Stetson: Nope. Looks like I'll never open my wildlife preserve.
Luke Stetson: I'm blue. I feel a song comin' on.
Luke Stetson: A song about a boy who wanted to open a wildlife preserve, but couldn't find gold to pay for it.
Lisa: You wrote a song about your pain?
Luke Stetson: No. There's only two kinds of cowboy songs: “boy-can't-find-gold-to-pay-for-refuge,” and “my-pickup-truck-just-left-me-for-another-man.”
Task: Make Luke Stetson Play a Trail Song
Time: 8h
Time: Hootenanny Barn
City Stickler Pt. 5
Lisa starts
Lisa: That was beautiful. Are you sure there's no chance for us, Luke?
Luke Stetson: I'm thirteen. You're eight. Wouldn't it be super creepy if I thought there WAS a chance for us?
Lisa: Wow. When you put it that way, I guess you're right. Ew.
Luke Stetson: It don't mean I can't call you a friend. In a “what's the harm in pretending I like hanging out with an 8-year-old” sorta way.
Lisa: Eh, I think I'll pass. Bye.
Task: Make Luke Stetson Play a Trail Song
Time: 8h
Time: Hootenanny Barn
This Old Mine
Snake starts
Snake: What a totally rad old mine! I bet there's some neat artifacts down there.
Snake: I think I'll relive the glory days a bit and check it out!
Task: Make Snake Dig for Artifacts
Time: 2h
Time: Old Mine
Snake: Alright, time to like, see what I've got here.
Snake: Some kind of time travel car from the 80's-
Snake: -an android head, and pictures of cave-man graffiti.
Snake: So lame! I don't regret my career change to professional criminal at all!
