Winter 2016: Act 1 Walkthrough
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An Early Christmas Present
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Marge: We got a special early Christmas surprise for you, Maggie!
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Homer: It's the best kind of present! One that will monitor your behavior and report back to Santa.
Homer: You get to live in your own adorable little surveillance state with... the Gnome in Your Home!
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Task: Place the Gnome in Your Home Box
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/gnome-box.png?w=95
Homer: We'll leave the Gnome in Your Home right next to your crib, so he can spy on every widdle thing you does!
Marge: And don't worry, he never goes to sleep! All he ever does is watch.
Homer: Watch, and judge. Don't forget the judging.
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Gnome: ...
Yule Love It! Pt. 1
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Bart: Bad news, Lis. I just checked the Bible, and apparently Buddhists like you don't get Christmas presents.
Bart: Technically, I'm supposed to stone you to death. But since you're my sister, I'm gonna let that slide.
Lisa: It doesn't say that in the Bible!
Lisa: Well, I'm PRETTY sure it doesn't say that. Only nutjobs actually read the thing.
Lisa: But regardless, most Christmas traditions have Pagan origins.
Ned: Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p...
Lisa: Why is it so easy to make Mr. Flanders hyperventilate?
Task: Make Lisa Explain the Origins of Christmas
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Library or Brown House
Task: Make Springfielders Learn About Christmas
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Library or Brown House
Lisa: We actually have no idea what day Jesus was born on. Early Christians just co-opted traditional celebrations of the Winter Solstice.
Lisa: But every kid, Jesus included, deserves a birthday party, so what's the harm?
Ned: But Pagans worship goats and demons and horrible monsters like Mother Earth!
Lisa: “Pagan” just means you don't follow one of the world's main religions. They're not scary!
Lisa: In fact, maybe we should hold a traditional Pagan Winter Carnival right here in Springfield. It'll be fun!
System Message: Will the Pagan Winter Carnival spell trouble for Ned and Lovejoy? Find out this Sunday at 8/7C on FOX!
Yule Love It! Pt. 2
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Homer: Is it true, sweetie? Are we having a Bacon Winter Carnival?
Lisa: “Pagan.” Why would anyone have a Bacon Festival? Stupid.
Homer: Don't mock my religious beliefs!
Homer: You don't see me forcing my Baconist teachings on Pagans, do you?
Lisa: No. You've been very open-minded about that. Great job.
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/paganwintercarnivalsign.png?w=113
Task: Place the Pagan Winter Carnival Sign
Task: Make Homer Get Ready for Bacon
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
Homer: Nice sign, sweetie!
Lisa: Thanks. You going to put one up for your Bacon Festival?
Homer: You don't advertise a Bacon Party. Then you'd have to share your bacon, silly!
Homer: Which goes against EVERYTHING I believe in.
Yule Love It! Pt. 3
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Lisa: Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!
Ned: It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.
Ned: Seriously, “no other gods but me” is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.
Lisa: Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs--
Cletus: Catnip's a herb! And it grows at ma farm. I have some right here. I'll just hold up a large quantity in ma unprotected hands, and--
Task: Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm
Task: Make Cletus Struggle in a Cat Fight
Time: 6s
Location: Cletus's Farm
Cletus: Dangit! These cats are after my catnip like it was catnip!
Cletus: I guess there is a certain logic there.
Lisa: Catnip works as well as any other offering to the gods. But we'll need lots more!
Yule Love It! Pt. 4
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Homer: I think the gods are bored with our offerings. I prayed about my enemies, and not a single one has been struck dead!
Willie: Willie's got an offering any god with half a brain would love -- a wee statue of Willie. Carved it myself.
Lisa: It's... disturbing.
Willie: Yeah, well maybe that's what the artist was GOING for.
Task: Make Willie Carve More Selfies
Time: 6s
Location: Willie's Shack
Lisa: Willie, what do you carve these out of?
Willie: Clay art projects I swipe from the school kiln. Saves yer parents the trouble of tossing them later.
Lisa: That's stealing! And F.Y.I., our parents LOVE when we bring home art!
Willie: Step one: pretend you love the art. Step two: wait until child forgets about the art, and toss. Repeat until college.
Springfield Henge Pt. 1
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Lisa: Now we need a suitable place where we can make our offerings.
Willie: How about two rings of massive standing stones -- a henge, if you will -- supporting lintels.
Willie: We'll call these formations “trilithons.”
Lisa: You're describing Stonehenge.
Willie: Am not! Anyway, I had the idea first!
Lisa: Stonehenge is five thousand years old.
Willie: And Willie thought of it five thousand-and-one years ago! Ask anyone!
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/springfieldhenge_menu.png?w=150
Task: Build Springfield Henge
Task: Hand in an Offering
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/winter-2016-act-1-prizes.png?w=300
Lisa: Springfield Henge is complete! And no one was crushed to death building it.
Homer: Except Moleman, but, you know, par for the course.
Lisa: Let's keep collecting more and making offerings!
System Message: You can now send more Pagans to collect Catnip and Carved Figurines!
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
Springfield Henge Pt. 2
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Task: Make Pagans Collect Catnip
Task: Make Pagans Collect Carved Figurines
System Message: Keep handing in Offerings at Springfield Henge to unlock the daily gift!
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
Springfield Henge Pt. 3
Auto starts
Task: Unlock a Daily Gift
System Message: Well done! Now keep collecting resources and exchanging them at Springfield Henge. There's one godly gift per day to unlock!
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
Gnome Alone Pt. 1
Auto starts
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
System Message: Thanks for the explanation, Maggie! Use the Gnome Radar to find the Gnome in Springfield. When you tap him he'll run away.
System Message: Repeatedly tap the Gnome to make him drop lots of loot. Guilt Dust allows you to upgrade the Gnome Box and increase the loot you get from the Gnome!
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/giyb-screen.png?w=300
Task: Put the Gnome Back In His Box
Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
System Message: That's right, Maggie! The Gnome will be trapped in his box for the next 4 hours. Catch him again later to get some more loot!
Gnome Alone Pt. 2
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Professor Frink: Good glayvin! I've made a shocking discovery!
Professor Frink: It's a previously-unknown method by which we can force you to visit alternate Springfields!
Professor Frink: Your friends' towns are being overrun by Gnomes in Your Home! And only you can stop them, Skyfinger!
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
System Message: Find the Gnome in your friends' town and put him back into his box. You can help one friend a day!
Task: Catch the Gnome in a Friend's Town
Professor Frink: By Hoyven, you did it!
Professor Frink: Keep Sky-Fingering until they're all gone!
A Pagan Paradise Pt. 1
Auto starts
Lisa: Okay, we've built Springfield Henge but will it be enough to bring the Pagans?
Lisa: I see the answer is “yes.”
Lisa: We probably could have drawn that suspense out a little, but... yippee, I guess!
System Message: Tap Pagans in your town to collect their tributes!
Task: Tap Pagans
Lisa: The Carnival is proving to be a success, and any other town would leave well enough alone. But this is Springfield. Keep building!
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2
Auto starts
System Message: You can now tap Pagans in other Springfields!
Task: Tap Pagans in a Friend's Town
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
Logging In
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Lisa: The Carnival is going so well, but we need more Pagan-themed attractions.
Lisa: I'm talking a Guess-Your-Deity Booth, Tilt-a-Wodin, Heathen Hayride, Goddess Kissing Booth, you name it.
Lisa: And, of course, Skee Ball. Because EVERYBODY likes Skee Ball.
Willie: If we're gonna build all that, we need a Lumber Mill!
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/paganlumberyard_menu.png
Task: Build the Lumber Mill
Task: Craft a Carnival Banner
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/lumber-mill.png?w=300
Willie: Now let's turn an entire forest into lumber, so we can properly celebrate Mother Nature!
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
Yule Love It! Pt. 5
Auto starts on December 9th
Ned: Pagans! Pagans Everywhere! Worshipping rocks! Wearing horns! Holding female gods in equal reverence to male!
Ned: SOMEONE'S GOT TO STOP THEM!
Rev. Lovejoy: Easy, Ned. No one said religious freedom was a good idea, but it's the law of the land.
Ned: Sing with me, Reverend, won't you? A couple carols to remind them of the glory of Christmas?
Rev. Lovejoy: We'll sing the one about the guy banging a drum next to a sleeping newborn. That always gets ‘em!
Task: Make Ned Sing Carols
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Task: Make Lovejoy Sing Carols
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Task: Make Springfielders Attend the Pagan Carnival
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Rev. Lovejoy: It's time to admit it, Ned. We're beat.
Rev. Lovejoy: How can we compete against a religion with such strong cosplay elements?
Ned: This isn't over...
System Message: What stratagems will the Anti-Pagans devise to disrupt the festivities? Find out on December 18th!
System Message: Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
An Early Christmas Present
Auto starts
Marge: We got a special early Christmas surprise for you, Maggie!
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Homer: It's the best kind of present! One that will monitor your behavior and report back to Santa.
Homer: You get to live in your own adorable little surveillance state with... the Gnome in Your Home!
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Task: Place the Gnome in Your Home Box
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/gnome-box.png?w=95
Homer: We'll leave the Gnome in Your Home right next to your crib, so he can spy on every widdle thing you does!
Marge: And don't worry, he never goes to sleep! All he ever does is watch.
Homer: Watch, and judge. Don't forget the judging.
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Gnome: ...
Yule Love It! Pt. 1
Auto starts
Bart: Bad news, Lis. I just checked the Bible, and apparently Buddhists like you don't get Christmas presents.
Bart: Technically, I'm supposed to stone you to death. But since you're my sister, I'm gonna let that slide.
Lisa: It doesn't say that in the Bible!
Lisa: Well, I'm PRETTY sure it doesn't say that. Only nutjobs actually read the thing.
Lisa: But regardless, most Christmas traditions have Pagan origins.
Ned: Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p...
Lisa: Why is it so easy to make Mr. Flanders hyperventilate?
Task: Make Lisa Explain the Origins of Christmas
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Library or Brown House
Task: Make Springfielders Learn About Christmas
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Library or Brown House
Lisa: We actually have no idea what day Jesus was born on. Early Christians just co-opted traditional celebrations of the Winter Solstice.
Lisa: But every kid, Jesus included, deserves a birthday party, so what's the harm?
Ned: But Pagans worship goats and demons and horrible monsters like Mother Earth!
Lisa: “Pagan” just means you don't follow one of the world's main religions. They're not scary!
Lisa: In fact, maybe we should hold a traditional Pagan Winter Carnival right here in Springfield. It'll be fun!
System Message: Will the Pagan Winter Carnival spell trouble for Ned and Lovejoy? Find out this Sunday at 8/7C on FOX!
Yule Love It! Pt. 2
Auto starts
Homer: Is it true, sweetie? Are we having a Bacon Winter Carnival?
Lisa: “Pagan.” Why would anyone have a Bacon Festival? Stupid.
Homer: Don't mock my religious beliefs!
Homer: You don't see me forcing my Baconist teachings on Pagans, do you?
Lisa: No. You've been very open-minded about that. Great job.
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/paganwintercarnivalsign.png?w=113
Task: Place the Pagan Winter Carnival Sign
Task: Make Homer Get Ready for Bacon
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
Homer: Nice sign, sweetie!
Lisa: Thanks. You going to put one up for your Bacon Festival?
Homer: You don't advertise a Bacon Party. Then you'd have to share your bacon, silly!
Homer: Which goes against EVERYTHING I believe in.
Yule Love It! Pt. 3
Auto starts
Lisa: Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!
Ned: It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.
Ned: Seriously, “no other gods but me” is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.
Lisa: Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs--
Cletus: Catnip's a herb! And it grows at ma farm. I have some right here. I'll just hold up a large quantity in ma unprotected hands, and--
Task: Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm
Task: Make Cletus Struggle in a Cat Fight
Time: 6s
Location: Cletus's Farm
Cletus: Dangit! These cats are after my catnip like it was catnip!
Cletus: I guess there is a certain logic there.
Lisa: Catnip works as well as any other offering to the gods. But we'll need lots more!
Yule Love It! Pt. 4
Auto starts
Homer: I think the gods are bored with our offerings. I prayed about my enemies, and not a single one has been struck dead!
Willie: Willie's got an offering any god with half a brain would love -- a wee statue of Willie. Carved it myself.
Lisa: It's... disturbing.
Willie: Yeah, well maybe that's what the artist was GOING for.
Task: Make Willie Carve More Selfies
Time: 6s
Location: Willie's Shack
Lisa: Willie, what do you carve these out of?
Willie: Clay art projects I swipe from the school kiln. Saves yer parents the trouble of tossing them later.
Lisa: That's stealing! And F.Y.I., our parents LOVE when we bring home art!
Willie: Step one: pretend you love the art. Step two: wait until child forgets about the art, and toss. Repeat until college.
Springfield Henge Pt. 1
Auto starts
Lisa: Now we need a suitable place where we can make our offerings.
Willie: How about two rings of massive standing stones -- a henge, if you will -- supporting lintels.
Willie: We'll call these formations “trilithons.”
Lisa: You're describing Stonehenge.
Willie: Am not! Anyway, I had the idea first!
Lisa: Stonehenge is five thousand years old.
Willie: And Willie thought of it five thousand-and-one years ago! Ask anyone!
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/springfieldhenge_menu.png?w=150
Task: Build Springfield Henge
Task: Hand in an Offering
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/winter-2016-act-1-prizes.png?w=300Lisa: Springfield Henge is complete! And no one was crushed to death building it.
Homer: Except Moleman, but, you know, par for the course.
Lisa: Let's keep collecting more and making offerings!
System Message: You can now send more Pagans to collect Catnip and Carved Figurines!
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
Springfield Henge Pt. 2
Auto starts
Task: Make Pagans Collect Catnip
Task: Make Pagans Collect Carved Figurines
System Message: Keep handing in Offerings at Springfield Henge to unlock the daily gift!
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
Springfield Henge Pt. 3
Auto starts
Task: Unlock a Daily Gift
System Message: Well done! Now keep collecting resources and exchanging them at Springfield Henge. There's one godly gift per day to unlock!
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
Gnome Alone Pt. 1
Auto starts
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
System Message: Thanks for the explanation, Maggie! Use the Gnome Radar to find the Gnome in Springfield. When you tap him he'll run away.
System Message: Repeatedly tap the Gnome to make him drop lots of loot. Guilt Dust allows you to upgrade the Gnome Box and increase the loot you get from the Gnome!
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/giyb-screen.png?w=300
Task: Put the Gnome Back In His Box
Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
System Message: That's right, Maggie! The Gnome will be trapped in his box for the next 4 hours. Catch him again later to get some more loot!
Gnome Alone Pt. 2
Auto starts
Professor Frink: Good glayvin! I've made a shocking discovery!
Professor Frink: It's a previously-unknown method by which we can force you to visit alternate Springfields!
Professor Frink: Your friends' towns are being overrun by Gnomes in Your Home! And only you can stop them, Skyfinger!
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
System Message: Find the Gnome in your friends' town and put him back into his box. You can help one friend a day!
Task: Catch the Gnome in a Friend's Town
Professor Frink: By Hoyven, you did it!
Professor Frink: Keep Sky-Fingering until they're all gone!
A Pagan Paradise Pt. 1
Auto starts
Lisa: Okay, we've built Springfield Henge but will it be enough to bring the Pagans?
Lisa: I see the answer is “yes.”
Lisa: We probably could have drawn that suspense out a little, but... yippee, I guess!
System Message: Tap Pagans in your town to collect their tributes!
Task: Tap Pagans
Lisa: The Carnival is proving to be a success, and any other town would leave well enough alone. But this is Springfield. Keep building!
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2
Auto starts
System Message: You can now tap Pagans in other Springfields!
Task: Tap Pagans in a Friend's Town
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
Logging In
Auto starts
Lisa: The Carnival is going so well, but we need more Pagan-themed attractions.
Lisa: I'm talking a Guess-Your-Deity Booth, Tilt-a-Wodin, Heathen Hayride, Goddess Kissing Booth, you name it.
Lisa: And, of course, Skee Ball. Because EVERYBODY likes Skee Ball.
Willie: If we're gonna build all that, we need a Lumber Mill!
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/paganlumberyard_menu.png
Task: Build the Lumber Mill
Task: Craft a Carnival Banner
https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/lumber-mill.png?w=300
Willie: Now let's turn an entire forest into lumber, so we can properly celebrate Mother Nature!
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
Yule Love It! Pt. 5
Auto starts on December 9th
Ned: Pagans! Pagans Everywhere! Worshipping rocks! Wearing horns! Holding female gods in equal reverence to male!
Ned: SOMEONE'S GOT TO STOP THEM!
Rev. Lovejoy: Easy, Ned. No one said religious freedom was a good idea, but it's the law of the land.
Ned: Sing with me, Reverend, won't you? A couple carols to remind them of the glory of Christmas?
Rev. Lovejoy: We'll sing the one about the guy banging a drum next to a sleeping newborn. That always gets ‘em!
Task: Make Ned Sing Carols
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Task: Make Lovejoy Sing Carols
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Task: Make Springfielders Attend the Pagan Carnival
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Rev. Lovejoy: It's time to admit it, Ned. We're beat.
Rev. Lovejoy: How can we compete against a religion with such strong cosplay elements?
Ned: This isn't over...
System Message: What stratagems will the Anti-Pagans devise to disrupt the festivities? Find out on December 18th!
System Message: Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
Reward: 10 XP 25 Event Currency
