LPNintendoITA wrote:
Homer – So, tell me about the game you come from.
barbarian – Is called “Clash of Castles.”
barbarian – Barbarians attack other towns, destroy everything, kill everyone, and pillage gold and elixir.
Homer – So that explains the pillaging.barbarianIs all me know.
Homer – Your Clash of Castles game sounds awesome. I have to admit, I’m getting a little bored of my game. It’s pretty vanilla.
Homer – Everything’s so wussy here. “Valentine’s Day Hearts”? “Friendship Points?”
Homer – And don’t get me started on those (EXPLETIVE DELETED) Easter fences!!!
Homer – Your game sounds a million times better than my game! And so much more addicting. Like I’d totally ignore my town to play in your world.
Barbarian- Yeah, me guess it’s okay
Homer – (What’s the income tax rate on pillaging?
Barbarian- Zero.
Homer – Federal and state?
Barbarian – Us drink from skull of tax collector so yeah.
Homer – Nice games are so boring! Rated “E” for Everybody — more like “L” for Lamewads Losers and Larrys!
Homer – Larry is this guy who used to really annoy everyone. He wore huge t-shirts that looked like dresses.
Barbarian- Him sound like wiener.
Homer – I never get to kill anyone! Not even a Squeaky Voice Teen or a Wise Guy!
Barbarian – Killing am big rush, no lie.
Homer – 20 more beers over here, Moe!
I read this last night and wanted to make a topic on it, I seriously laughed out loud about the Easter Fences. Good stuff right there.
