Re: Elite queue is a JOKE

@Koochi-Q oh it's a absolute joy ride of happy emotions and rainbows when you're fully kitted for war but your smart, wise, god tier teammates don't let you foolishly engage anyone until it's the last enemy alive lol. And if you do foolishly get downed because you were too dumb to be as far away from all activities as your intellectually superior teammates then they're gonna completely ignore you because what better way to teach you a valuable life lesson than to sit idly while you make a fool of yourself trying to actively participate in the game instead of not do anything and hope the ring kills everyone else. Truly a pleasure playing this new game mode with such master crafted human specimens all working in unison regardless of age, religion or sexual orientation in order to achieve a common goal which it to unlock limited time skins that we may never use, remarkable!

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Koochi-Q
6 years ago
@Pretzelnutcake, Caustic, I shed blod for the Allfather, yet it is hard to find that our enemies are hiding in the bushes like meek little deer. This behaviour for deer is understandable since they are food on which we feast, given to us by the Gods. Yet our enemies and sometimes our teammates have weapons and as such have no honor among themselves or (for) us because they can fight back.
The times that our teammates do actually shoot, they are not blessed by the Gods for their aim is not one with their sights. I fear that our brethren will eventually cower like arachnids in a hole until an enemy strings their web and then decide to strike. That time shall only prove if they are favored by the Gods.

May the Gods bless us and our enemies to let the hunt continue to see who's favored!

Jeez writing like how Bloodhound might talk is annoying XD
Pretzelnutcake
6 years ago
@Koochi-Q that deserves a medal lol maybe they'll hire you to write voice lines for him

@FishingAddict24 when I said I was hiding in a corner I meant I landed, geared up and was ready for action within minutes and also got a head start towards the next ring because it closes faster in 'elite' queue, but my teammates didn't get the memo and spent half the match running circles in swamps making sure no stone was left unturned before being forced to regroup with me by the closing ring. Afterwards we saw a care package and one player pinged a Mastiff to which I immediately called dibs because again I had a friggin Alternator, but the same player who swiped a 301 from under my nose also ignored my dibs and yanked the Mastiff despite being a level 20 something with the aim and the reaction time of a blind man in a coma (I had plenty of time to watch his ELITE LEVEL gameplay when I got killed because my teammates who were two feet away didn't come to help me fight the full squad that I pinged before having to engage because they were on top of me)
tr_hybr1d
6 years ago
I just wish the sound level across the map was a little less from zone to zone. I can hear gunshots from swamps to air base and I feel like that is a little unreasonable. Then the third party team that runs from swamps to air base to fight is now shooting a half equipped team with reduced resources.
Also another possibly is maybe adding a damage reduction buff temporarily right after you wipe an entire team for like 10 seconds. Enough to get away from the other party and possibly heal a little bit before battling again.
Fix the peacekeeper( I say this cause I use it as well cause its pretty easy and OP). An non-legendary gun should not be able to one shot a fully health/purple armored player regardless. That or remove the million and one hop ups that are dropped everywhere in elite and make them all legendary.
Koochi-Q
6 years ago
@Pretzelnutcake, lolz thx. I'd rather have a voice acting gig for one of the new legends tho :P yours for caustic only missed the macabre yet scientifically sound reasoning of death missing. The intellectual part was all there xD.