Takes years to get into a match

Or... just a thought here... if you re-queued less then the amount of time it takes would bother you less. Don't drop hot. Don't let some cheating playstation squeaker kill you in the first 15 seconds of the match. Make yourself harder to kill. Even if it means you have to abandon your jump master. Just because he's on a suicide run doesn't mean you have to be too. Food for thought.