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5 years ago

Can someone explain to me how strafing works?

I noticed lately that some people are able to strafe really fast while ADS other times I noticed that they move really slow.

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BaldWraithSimp

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5 years ago

@Koochi-Q Long strafe is for kids, real men use crouch spam. 😛

Koochi-Q

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5 years ago

@BaldWraithSimp Real men HAVE to use crouch spam cause their backs & knees are hurting! XD they need to sit down to alleviate their backs from pain but at that moment their knees hurt so they stand upright again... x10. That’s why crouch spam XD. Real men have lived too dangerously!

Long strafes are for the young!

BaldWraithSimp
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5 years ago
@Koochi-Q
Crouch spam is just Squats in disguise.
Abolish your doubts and open your eyes to the eternal truth.
Koochi-Q
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5 years ago
@BaldWraithSimp Nahhh, squats are slow, deliberate and controlled... even explosive jumping ones are... less than the normal ones but still.

These crouch spammers are like * uncontrollable movements like they can’t decide if they have to excrete watery bowel movements XD
BaldWraithSimp
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5 years ago
@Koochi-Q Nah, that's how they squat in titanfall universe.

Take a dump while squatting? Talk about multi-tasking lol, fitting for an advanced civilization like theirs. :D