Rather than someTHING dumb, it was just the entire manner of which this dude played which was just awful. In 736 hours, somehow, someway, this guy was quite literally the worst teammate I had EVER gotten.
We hot drop, and I get two kills, and this guy just goes down immediately without damaging anyone. I ping health and ammo, etc. etc, but we start getting chased by dudes with purple bodyshields. Neither of us have sufficient ammo, so we run, and he tells me that he's just gonna keep running. That's pretty smart. Except here's the kicker.
This guy has no eyes. At all. I ping everything ENDLESSLY, if I see something I think you need, I'll ping it, that's just how I play. This guy ignored every single ping, and with a super passive-aggressive tone of voice said, "I can't help you I don't have anything, you haven't been pinging anything, and I don't see the enemy. If I don't see them I'll just keep running." Except with this new update I get to see what ammo you need, meaning I've been pinging the same types of ammo. Quite literally 2 minutes before this I ping heavy ammo for him, AND HE PICKS IT UP.
ON TOP OF THAT, HE STILL HAS NO EYES. Quite literally every time I went to fight someone, I PINGED IT. Every time I pinged an enemy, he'd go, "Where are they, I don't see them, can you ping them for me?" So I did. (BTW, still in that super passive-aggressive tone of voice.) Every single time if there wasn't someone right underneath that ping marker, he'd go, "Well I don't see them so I'm gonna keep running."
At the very end of the game, 2 squads left to kill, I spot a solo player through the door of a building we're camping out in. You can't ping through doors, so I ping there's an enemy. Verbatim, word for word he goes, "Oh you see someone? Can you ping them for me?" in that same haughty, passive aggressive, "I'm better than you" tone of voice. So quickly I open the door, ping the guy, and close it. The enemy is quite literally about 12 paces ahead of us. I could've sprinted to the guy in 2 seconds tops. Guess what I'm met with? "I don't see him where is he?" I say whatever, I'll just kill them all myself. I kill the guy I ping, and the last enemy squad jumps on us. This guy runs out AS CAUSTIC against TWO ENEMIES ARMED WITH MASTIFFS and gets knocked almost instantly. This guy spent the entire game essentially talking down to me, and at the very last 2v2 situation, completely throws the game. This guy ran out with an R99, hipfired a target quite literally he had hugged (OH YOU KNOW THE GUYS WITH THE MASTIFFS) and didn't hit the guy for more than 20 damage. I was shooting at the very same guy and knocked him with 180-ish damage. I was so mad that the banners had glitched out and I couldn't see the dudes name, I was absolutely going to report him for being quite literally the worst god-da-- teammate I've had in 736 hours of play.
HEY GUY WHO'S NAME STARTS WITH AN R, GUY WHO WAS PLAYING CAUSTIC! IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I REALLY HOPE YOU GET AN EYE EXAM SOON BECAUSE NO AMOUNT OF YOUR TEAMMATES PINGING WILL EVER HELP WITH THE FACT THAT YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE LEGALLY BLIND. MAYBE DON'T PLAY GAMES IF YOU CAN'T SEE AND MAYBE DON'T BE A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CHILD TO SOMEONE WHO CARRIED YOU THE ENTIRE GAME, MR. 1 KNOCK 175 DAMAGE VS. YOUR TEAMMATE WHO HAS 9 KILLS.
Was down, had a rando empty two clips into an enemy... who was behind a door... opens door blasts rando on reload... good times 🤣
@pastaclownOkay so this isn’t an attempt to one-up you but I had a similar experience this week.
So as some of you might’ve seen is that I started playing ranked. At first did it for weeklies but I actually enjoyed it. Still low on the chart at silver... but here goes...
Some random low lvl silver player is jump master. I wanted to go to lava fissure cause the starting point was there and usually I get some good kills from that ‘hotdrop’... guy doesn’t abide and I’m like ‘okay where does he want to go’. When we’re almost on top of train yard this guy drops down onto it so I already can’t contain myself and say ‘damn you stupid jumpmasters’...
I go to the furthest part of train yard, find blue shield right of the bat and an alternator... I jump down and shoot a wraith who thought she was sneaky. Thirsted her right away. Pathfinder (other teammate) saw an enemy approaching and we were close to each other so I spring into action and start shooting at the enemy pathfinder who was shooting my tm8 pathfinder. The guy retreats and pathfinder’s his way up a rail to the ‘ground level of train yard’... RIGHT into jumpmaster tm8. Keep in mind I was pinging the guy the whole time like ‘get ready to shoot’... the pathfinder climbs over the rail -> probably startled by jumpmaster -> weaves to the right a bit and start shooting BEFORE jumpmaster tm8 starts shooting. Lemme re-iterate, all those movements took like 1-2 seconds. In that time jumpmaster tm8 who knew the enemy would be climbing over the rail due to my pings didn’t shoot at all. This was the second piece of evidence that he sucked. Third piece is that I almost did more damage with my alternator from 30m away than he did with whatever auto gun from 2m. Fourth piece... he had to reload his gun 🤣 I definitely brought the enemy to at least 80 health before he attacked, cause I broke his shield and either hit him 2/3 times afterwards and STILL my teammate had to reload his gun before downing this guy. Honestly I was just baffledly watching what enfolded in front of me.
So enemy is dead... I shoot a cargo bot with a vault key, so before even picking the key up I tell them to go to the vault already because I shot a vault bot. Pathfinder does this, jumpmaster doesn’t. So suddenly I hear ppl coming so I tell jumpmaster again to head to the vault (also marked it on the map), but he doesn’t listen and goes towards enemies. Before we reach the vault, jumpmaster dies and D/C’s... one person less to worry about.
So pathfinder & I all geared up return to fight. I kill one but get shot from behind and die. Pathfinder fights 2, downs one but was about to die, so I said just get away. He doesn’t want to but does after about 5 seconds. Where does this guy want to revive me... the respawn beacon in train yard, so I tell him to not respawn me there and to just get away. The guy says “are you sure” and I say “there’s at least 2 teams here now, yes I’m sure!” So he goes towards the big city.
I want to tell him to not respawn me there but I didn’t say anything. He ziplines towards the rooftop respawn building in capitol city. I just knew there would be ppl camping there. As soon as he was on the rooftop I saw someone hiding. I told him to get away cause there were ppl there. He. Did. Not. Listen. He goes towards the beacon, suddenly someone else who I didn’t see came from behind that and started shooting. Pathfinder panics but manages to get away by jumping off the building and then ziplining away. Enemy gives chase but fails and pathfinder still running.
Well all those bullets got the attention of another squad who started shooting at pathfinder. He runs and runs and I tell him to get away. He. Does. Not. Listen. Yet another person from a new squad starts shooting at him but eventually 2/3 squads are now fighting each other. So what does my teammate think: I’ll revive him at the respawn beacon I went first in the city. Yup, he went back to square one. I told him to not go up there and to not revive me there. Here comes the kicker. In a smug voice, almost condescending tone he says “why not”, to which I proceed to tell him that the Wattson who was hiding behind the respawn beacon the first time placed fences at the zipline to the roof entrance and that she’s still there with her teammate. What does this guy do? Definitely. Not. Listening. Cause he ziplines to the roof, gets fence effected and is shot upon. Upon getting dazed by the fence he exclaims a shocked gasp like he didn’t know it was there. He was not killed there surprisingly, cause he jumped down and wanted to kill someone I think, so he waited in that building and then Wattson’s bloodhound tm8 came and shot him to smithereens.
I told him “I told you to not do it there”, so the guy gives that fake ‘yea you said so’ laugh and said GG.
When he said that I almost lost my marbles! I wanted to say that nothing that he did was good.. or that it wasn’t GG, but I contained myself...
Now it’s obviously good to have your own way of doing things. I consider myself a platinum or diamond guy. Others obviously will not know what kind of skillz someone have. But I had my bloodhound with almost 2.9k kills while jumpmaster was somewhere around lvl 58-78. And pathfinder lvl 100 but no significant badges or stat. So he should’ve known that my directions would’ve left him alive for longer... ugh...
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