Revenant wants to eat your children ...
So, first game tonight, LL shoves us in the boxing ring on drop and I punch a Horizon to death. Then Revenant says: "I want your heart. I want to eat your children." I was like WTF? I know he's a b...
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@EdwardDLuffy Eating children is good for calorie intake and good plasticity
- @Koochi-Q I thought it was the new anti-aging diet..
- @Koochi-Q It's also tender.
- @apostolateofDOOM The big question, where does this fit into the diet pyramid?! Protein?
I can see Gordon Ramsey now.. FRESH FROZEN!?! AND MICROWAVED?!@DarthValtrexThat's just the meat part. Younglings blood plasma (the fountain of youth) can go in fruit smoothies fresh/frozen or put in with a pancake mix. Quick kiss in the pan on both sides and voila!
It's expensive and illegal but noone lived forever following the rules!
- @apostolateofDOOM Rich young well-coarsed-through skin of those younglings is the cause for that sweet sweet tenderness.
@DarthValtrex, exactly. Just like fish & meat.
You know what else is expensive? Embryos! but you see what they can do with that!@DarthValtrex Now you know he's singing about his dinner.. 😃
@Koochi-Q I should probably stop before CMs report me to the authorities. 😛
- @apostolateofDOOM Youve see Snow Piercer haven't you 😂
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