S7 stories for the children

JM selects Fragment as drop point because of course that's the only place you can drop on World's Edge. As we approach we notice that 10,000 other players are dropping there too because of course that's the only place you can drop on World's Edge. JM veers away and we end up on the semi-constructed buiding. Thankfully, no one else does.

I move to the second-highest floor and find in one corner TWO PURPLE SHIELDS SIDE BY SIDE! Yippee!! I pick up one and ping the other.

My TMs have white shields ... and both ignore the ping. So I pop back and ping the purple shield.

Still ignored. We loot for a good minute. Both my TMs have white shields still, so I move back to the second highest floor and ping the purple sheild again.

Finally Pathy says "I need it!". FFS what took you so long. He drops down to the second-highest floor.

I then get a load of abuse in French in my ears. WTF?

Me: "What? Why are you yelling at me?"

I then get a load of abuse in Bad Engllish in my ears. WTF? Basically, Pathy is saying I took off my purple armour, pinged it, then put it back on, and that I was an a$$hoie. I tell him there was purple armour there. He calls be an a$$hole again.

I go to the second-highest floor. Indeed, there is no purple armour there. Neither of my TMs has taken it, and there are no enemies around.

Then I twig.

Me: Hey, Pathy.

Pathy: What, a$$hole?

Me: Did you notice Loba popped her Ult in the building next door?

Pathy: So what, a$$hole?

Me: I think you'll find she now has some nice purple armour.

Pathy: ....