There is a german song that is about pizza saving the world and they are right imo.
I threw the lyrics into google translator (because I'm too lazy rn to translate it myself and it wouldn't be that much better I guess)
This world is falling apart, crises or war everywhere
The bees are dying, terror in Brussels and Paris
The poles are melting, the government is closing the borders
Xavier sings, Europe moves to the right
This is really crazy! guys, is this necessary?
Peace in the world would be possible overnight
Ah yeah, we're all the same here
And we want the same thing too - I can prove it to you
The doorbell rings and the delivery man comes
With the steaming symbol of our hope in hand
The sacred disc that unites everyone
The wisdom of humanity baked in dough
Oh, I firmly believe in it
That pizza can save us!
She unites this world
Baby let's order pizza!
Oh, I firmly believe in it
That pizza can save us!
Any revolutionary
Just needs pizza and gun!
It's not about origin, skin color and religion
The main thing is that the dough is thin, the main thing is tomato sauce
The main thing is cheese, the world is flat
If you're eating pizza right now, you're not hurting anyone
On every continent and in every culture
Do you find something like pizza or a counterpart to it
It goes from Tanzania to the Munich chic crowd
One day the whole world will become a pizzeria
In every city and in every country
Write the slogan on every wall!
"Viva la Margherita! Up the calzone!
Fire up the charcoal stove!”
Oh, I firmly believe in it
That pizza can save us!
She unites this world
Baby let's order pizza!
Oh, I firmly believe in it
That pizza can save us!
Any revolutionary
Just needs pizza and gun!
If you ever have problems and the cops come again
Frozen pizza is also a wonderful projectile
If they caught you, you're in the courtroom
Don't forget: you bribe the judge with pizza!
If it doesn't work and you're going to jail
Then simply bake a file into the dough
Pizza is the means to overthrow entire states
Please don't forget to season them with oregano
Oh, I firmly believe in it
That pizza can save us!
She unites this world
Baby let's order pizza!
Oh, I firmly believe in it
That pizza can save us!
Any revolutionary
Just needs pizza and gun!
Oh, I firmly believe in it
That pizza can save us!
She unites this world
Baby let's order pizza!
Oh, I firmly believe in it
That pizza can save us!
Any revolutionary
Just needs pizza and gun!
(Original by "Antilopen Gang" - Pizza)